all right everybody it is story time
once upon a time there was a youtuber
named space chicken now the names a
little goofy but don't worry about it
so in case you didn't know space chicken
is known for his numerous amount of
uploads like he uploads thousands
probably millions of videos every single
day and never has not uploaded a video
for four months no sir so it came to
pass that space chicken wanted to glitch
out a Mario Kart game then a thought
hidden Mario Kart DS was the first ever
video on his channel space chicken then
remembered the hundreds of hours it took
to create that first episode of glitch
fault in a cramped apartment room for no
reason other than wanting to create
something he then realized how thankful
he was that people wanted to watch him
at all and was glad he could provide
something that at the very least was
entertaining so there you have it folks
I just wanted to say thank you so much
for tuning in over these last couple of
years and I look forward to the years to
come for this channel thank you for
joining me now with all of that said on
with the show
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hello you beautiful people welcome back
to glitz Falls today we're taking a look
at why your cart we from the Nintendo
Wii system so let's jump in there and
have some fun to kick things off head on
over to mushroom gorge let me tell you
the place lives up to its mane because
it is gorge first thing you're going to
want to do is get right up on this first
bouncy mushroom platform to the left
make sure you have a mushroom for this
one once you're here hops boots and
bounce off the side of the mushroom that
towards the giant boulder to your left
this is tricky and will bring you a lot
of failure and disappointment sometimes
you will slide off the side of the rock
in just utter abject rejection it just
goes to show that Koopa must be driving
lawnmower because he's flipping through
grass once you've done this correctly
you'll start driving upwards towards the
top of the boulder now at this point you
have a couple of options the more useful
option is to drive left because this one
can actually end with you completing a
lap in order to do that you'd need to
drive a bit farther than we did as a
start in order to successfully trick the
game but you and I we just like messing
around so we're more interested in
seeing the beautiful mushrooms from this
amazing vantage point now driving to the
right side instead yields a couple of
different results for instance you can
slide back from once you came and die
the old-fashioned way I tried using the
rest of the mushrooms to wrap around the
side of the rock but couldn't get
anything interesting to happen but
launching through the middle of these
two spots will thrust you into an ultra
low res death plane that forces koopa
into a bit of utter terror and I'm not
talking about moo moo Meadows here folks
I'm talking about the very
personification of fear itself
but ultimately this one isn't too nasty
and this fun little trick to challenge
yourself with which is more than I can
say about this next one head over to
Wario's goldmine and line up right here
immediately off the starting line from
here you should boost hop and hit the
fake warp pipes just perfectly to pop
you up through the bridge above and oh
my word is this near impossible getting
your character to do anything but
straight-up die on that pipe is a
painful endeavor and on top of that when
I did get Mario to bounce up he'd often
get straight-up dunked by the bridge
anyway but doing this correctly will
like the last trick equal a free lap and
that's pretty neat but it's not that
exciting so pipe down will ya will ya
over here at coconut mall you can get
out of bounds and it's super easy like
line up qirush motorcycle boots here-ish
and hit qirush you're done boom done
let's have some fun from here you can
roam around this crazy level as you
please ever wanted to know how
escalators work here you go
this is a very accurate representation
of that hey guys want to join my stuff
flooring club it's super underground so
remember that horrible death Koopa faced
earlier
yeah I'm pretty sure this is where he
ended up
something else s crews that you can
reach the parking lot in noclip through
basically everything like the weirdo you
are that's right folks the cars and
medians are fair game to drift straight
through this is the best most fun part
of this glitch for me because it's just
that dang cool and yes lakitu annoys you
the entire time even when you're back
and down is going to be correct
direction no no you need to turn around
body yoga here you need to turn right
around body ow
that voice is horrible speaking of back
and down to return to the track you just
have to find a place to roll back in and
return to life as you knew it quick word
of warning though I managed to get stuck
attempting this glitch limb how and if
dry bones keeps his bike running until
the game fixes itself it's going to have
to fuel up at the Shell station over
here at DK mountain there's a neat
little trick that will shave some time
off of your lab if you use a mushroom to
boost into this very specific spot
between the boots pad and fence you have
the ability to pop straight through and
continue on to the rest of the track be
careful though this little trick can
confuse the game and cause you to fly
out of bounds with some strange gravity
manipulation at play that said this is a
very fun trick once you get its work and
I only managed to get it to work with
Daisy so that can only mean one thing
Daisy is right and dirty Daisy Miro and
next up head over to maple treeway
get it true way and set up freeway
clever girl Nintendo make sure you use a
motorcycle in back up from the starting
line to about this point from here boost
and use a mushroom and aim for the
building roof careful here because it's
super easy to lose control and die
once you clear that jump get snugly in
this corner from here you need to charge
up a booth wheelie fly through the
ground then boost through this wall and
for some reason that all works then you
cut a considerable amount of track
though most the time this glitch is
complete garbage and extremely difficult
to pull off and if that wasn't enough
there's a third skip you can do to cut
even more tracks
get your stuff lined up here charge a
boost really and ramp up to the section
above this completes this crazy lap and
if you've done all these steps correctly
you have certainly earned my respect
because I hated it well over here and
why are you a circuit we have a skip
that's actually pretty fun to practice
pic honky and a bike and not line
yourself up with this tree behind the
starting line up like before you want to
charge wheelie and boost directly into
the side of this tree eventually you'll
get lucky enough to pop up and over this
mountain and sufficiently trick the game
into thinking that you're just super
good
now just backpedal a bit his aside and
now you're free to complete the lap even
lackaday was dumbfounded because he
doesn't even want to show up but this is
just the beginning of the funky Kong
trick so buckle in tight y'all because
we are just getting started go to DK
summit and make your way to the halfpipe
once you get there turn around and do
this specific trick off the Blues panel
off of the halfpipe
you have to do this specific trick or
else this bad boy don't work do this
correctly and you start soaring towards
the ski lift
say hi to shy guy and then plummet to
your doom very slowly very slowly but
can we take a second to check out the
shy guy like seriously what's up with
his proportions like why you're so giant
Dom I have to apologise guys it's legit
2:30 in the morning and my mind is gone
with no sign of returning so enjoy the
rest of this video with that in mind
love you this can be done from the right
side as well and when you die you get
brought back to the track at the very
beginning and if that's something you
find interesting
I'd say cool man whatever supposed to go
because I'm not here to judge I'm just
here to break games have fun and live a
fulfilling life wow that got sad all of
a sudden moving on head to Bowser's
Castle for a fun little shortcut get to
this
bah run the boost panel and crank left
it's done correctly you flow gently to
the floor above this one partner is
going to look but definitely easier than
the others in this video it doesn't cut
off a ton of track just a little whirly
woo here but it is a fun way to test out
your sick mkwii skills of which I have
none which brings us the ghost Valley -
where directly after the starting line
we'll use the tree trick we learned
earlier to pop over the scaping crevasse
and skip a sign of the track if you're
good at this trick you can do it for all
three laps and get a killer trial time
which is a challenge I open up to all of
my viewers because I'm certainly not
doing that garbage but let's ditch funky
and take a look at what loogie boy can
accomplish for a quick and almost useful
trick head to dry dry to ruins and do
the charge wheelie boost trick on this
fallen pillar if you're lucky you'll pop
high enough in the air to enter the
temple from up above as you clip through
the wall like I said pretty useless but
tiny for similar tricks up actually
useful head to Bowser's Castle free now
once you get to this spot you'll need to
do the exact same trick and try to clear
the lava this one's way harder to pull
off but very satisfying once you do all
right you'll have to grumble volcano for
one of the sickest tricks in the game
right out of the gate turn around and
dunk yourself into the lava next is a
boost really trick to get yourself over
to this rock make your way around the
rock and you'll start actually
completing lap for a decent explanation
of this check out my boy Andy's video
for this game and if by some tear in the
fabric of the universe you haven't seen
that video before mine then you're
welcome Andy I just scored you an
interdimensional subscriber I'll take
that 10 bucks you promise me out anyway
this trick is really fun and easy and
it's pretty funny to see while watching
the replay so definitely check this one
out if you own the game alright everyone
here it is my favorite glitch of the
game head back over to maple treeway get
to this spot under the sign and back up
very slowly until you fall off
you'll die most of the time but you have
very small chance of actually surviving
if you do survive then you have just
opened up a giant playground for your
enjoyment this is definitely glitch
worth checking out because there are
kind of things to be discovered not only
is the landscape strangely mesmerizing
but the exploration alone makes me so
happy that the strange phenomenon exists
want to face through a house not a
problem want to gaze into an endless
orchard gotcha Covered want to fall
through said orchard I'm your man all
I'm saying is that you owe it to
yourself to check this one out because
this glitch is stunningly beautiful just
like you here we go okay guys thank you
so much for watching I really hope you
enjoyed yourself and I can't wait to see
you next time
speaking of which I was supposed to make
a part two to something was enough well
guess we'll just have to see next time
on glitch Falls
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