mario is off to save the princess again
from bowser but there's just one small
issue before peach was kidnapped she
recently decreed murder illegal mario a
known mass murderer is the only person
who can save peach from bowser but with
this new law in place what can he do is
he able to put his old ways aside and
still save peach we start the game get
through cap kingdom and approach topper
mario is a good guy but unfortunately
topper is not self-defense laws don't
exist yet in the mushroom kingdom so
mario dies topper killed him
there's a crime scene and everything
peach gets married to bowser and they
honestly kind of lived happily ever
after but that's not what we're going
for here how do we beat mario odyssey
without landing mario in jail super
mario odyssey has 12 required fights to
beat the game and three of them nobody
dies so those are kosher for mario but
that still leaves nine too many murders
for him we don't even get a chance to
not murder anybody because topper has to
die to progress the story there is
literally no known way around this
unless cappy is a character is generally
considered immoral he's not somebody who
cares about breaking laws but in spite
of this he's our partner for the game so
what if cappy killed topper that means
there's no blood on mario's hands right
wrong in this case mario would simply be
an accomplice to cappy as he knowingly
involuntarily aided cappy to commit the
murder knowingly and voluntarily if we
can play through the entire game without
letting mario know what cappy is doing
mario can't be found guilty for cappy's
crimes re-enter the topper fight mario
turns around accepts death in wait
meanwhile cappy decides to take matters
into his own hands within the minute
topper is dead reduced to dust mario is
blissfully unaware cappy refuses to
elaborate on where topper went and they
can continue to the next kingdom
cascade kingdom has one required fight
madame brutal however mario's devised a
plan to leave the kingdom we only need
five moons the first is our first power
moon we can follow it up with chomp
through the rocks in this 2d moon with
only 3 out of 5 moons there is nothing
left in the kingdom that we're supposed
to be able to get without killing madame
brutal however we're not quitters
through the use of glitches we're able
to get two additional moons that we need
to finish the kingdom for the first one
we travel out of bounds and navigate to
this chest that contains treasure of the
waterfall basin the second requires the
use of a glitch called a crc or capu
return cancel this glitch lets us
manipulate where cappy will warp when
trying to return to mario in two-player
mode the warp is based on cappy's
distance from mario and mario's line of
sight so if we get cappy stuck up here
and then stand in a specific spot on
this rock we can warp cappy into the
checkpoint on the floating island and
get our last moon sand kingdom doesn't
have any required fights but there's a
catch if we kill harriet and sand
kingdom we can go through a warp
painting to metro kingdom do another crc
and skip the mecha wiggler fight you
might argue that killing a robot doesn't
count as murder unfortunately mecca
wiggler is sentient so it is murder this
means we have to go through a harry and
you probably know exactly where this is
going mario didn't see a thing he was
actually sleeping the entire time we
performed the crc in metro bringing us
to the mainland here the kingdom is in
the daytime state which makes it super
easy to collect 20 moons we can then
leave back through the painting and head
to lake kingdom lake kingdom doesn't
have any required fights either rango's
there but it's easy enough to collect
eight moons and ignore them wooded
kingdom is the same with there being a
few optional fights but no required
fight this is followed by cloud kingdom
where we are forced to confront bowser
now if you remember what i mentioned
earlier mario can't kill anyone the key
word being kill
bowser does not die from this fight so
mari was perfectly within the law to
kick bowser's ass
we land in lost kingdom which has one
required fight klepto if we land in
certain parts of the kingdom klepto will
steal cappy and the only way we can get
him back is through murder however we
can strategically avoid the areas of the
map where klepto steals cappy and then
by approaching klepto from a different
angle we can scare him into not taking
cappy at all this is 100 not intended by
the game but does give us enough room to
collect enough moons and leave the
kingdom the next few kingdoms are a cake
walk for mario and kathy metro's already
done so we leave it immediately while
snow and seaside both have zero required
fights but once we reach luncheons
spewer blocks the way there are only
three moons available in the area before
fighting spirit but we can perform a
trick where we jump around his arena to
skip the fight this opens up the rest of
the kingdom to us however the moons we
can grab here are a bit more limited
than normal because we haven't
progressed the story past the spirit
fight fortunately there are still 15
moons that we can grab to finish up the
kingdom next is ruined unfortunately
there's a boss fight here and there's no
way around it and not to mention i don't
see how mario could manage to not see
cappy kill this thing it's a massive
dragon and the fight is just way too
loud there's no way mario doesn't end up
in jail after this but wait a second
this is actually one of the fights where
nobody dies the dragon sort of just sits
around and watches you after you beat it
so legally speaking there is nothing
wrong with what mario's about to do here
following ruined we finally reach
bowser's kingdom throughout the kingdom
there are four required fights the first
is this ogre that cappy kills while
mario is sneezing next at the midpoint
of the kingdom we run into harriet's
twin sister and topper's twin brother
mario can't tell the difference but
cappy knows the truth he killed harriet
and topper it's clear to him that these
are different people with his prior
experience neither of these fights are
too hard topper goes down quick so does
harriet while mario is none the wiser
with both of them dead there is only one
more fight left in the kingdom the mecca
brutal normally you'd do this fight by
capturing a pokio and poking each of the
brutals to death to explode the mech
that won't work because of that little
law we mentioned earlier however the
safest spot for mario during this fight
is on top of the mech so at the
beginning we climb up this puts cappy in
the perfect position to do the dirty
work while mario is busy contemplating
how he's going to spend the rest of his
life on top of a robot cappy takes out
all four of the brutals mario's confused
but simply assumes that the brutals gave
up and put together a fireworks show as
a sign of peace as mario and cappy fly
off into the sky at the odyssey mario
reflects on their journey and how
incredible it was that they got where
they are now without killing a single
person it'sa me exclaims maria yamidae
responds cappy to an outsider this might
not seem like much of a conversation but
if you've played mario odyssey before
this is just the heartfelt sort of way
they talk to each other in moon kingdom
there are two required fights madame
brutal and bowser we can skip the matter
brutal fight by doing a trick called
moon skip to scale this wall and
immediately reach the church and the
church will find bowser and begin the
fight since bowser doesn't actually die
from this fight mario takes no shame in
crashing his wedding and kicking his
butt from this point on there are no
more enemies left to fight mario can
simply make his way through the caves
reach this wire and blast off to finish
the game
[Music]
[Applause]
shortly after the events that transpired
on moon kingdom cappy was apprehended by
the mushroom kingdom police force and
put on trial for murder
on may 12 2022 cappy would be found
guilty on 10 counts of first-degree
murder living the rest of his days in
prison mario on the other hand could
only sit idly and wonder if he had only
known what was going on was there
anything he could have done to stop it
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