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my fellows are in dire need of rescue
might i request your aid
the effects of ragnarok in this
villainous plot by kang has left asgard
in a state of ruin and many of my fellow
asgardians stranded across the lava
i would attempt to rescue but i fear
those stones will not support the weight
of two
and they lack the bravery to jump across
the lava on their own
please
you must aid me in awakening the
warriors hearts within them
we must make them leap
my attempts to inspire or goad them it's
all right ladies if uh i will just wait
here
how long does flowing lava take to i am
through waiting
it is time to take matters into my own
hands
what sorcery is this
apologies
in my line of work one easily
well done now quickly rescue the others
it's no use
i have forgotten how to leap
i used to be such a good leaper i can
feel the power of the leak return to me
your brave actions this day shall be
recorded in the asgardian history books
if there are any that haven't been
burned to ashes that is
i have somehow left to safety
now to leap home and never go outside
again you work swiftly my friend but we
cannot rest yet
my legs seem to have taken the form of a
wobbling substance
my legs they
on their own
well
i trust they know what they do
solid ground a thousand thank yous legs
only one remains hurry and save them
a thousand apologies lady sif
boiling lava is my second greatest fear
boiling lava
let us do this
you must act swiftly or they shall
surely fall
oh phew and that puts an end to that
pallava
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oh oh i think i might faint it would
seem that all my fellows have found
their way back to solid ground
thank you great sorcerer
without the aid of your strange powers
they would have surely met with a grim
fate
asgard and i are ever in your debt
perhaps you would allow me to repay your
kindness by fighting at your side
interesting
i wonder if there is mention of this in
the book
hey
buddy
alpa fell out
so i had a shall we say eventful night
last night one that involved my bike
getting the teensiest tiniest bit
destroyed by an angry gang
i've been looking to pick up a new one
but everyone i ask about it just screams
and runs away
think maybe it's the flaming head
hey
your head ain't on fire we're at the
very least not as on fire
you think maybe you could grill some of
these locals about where to find a good
bike
thanks
somebody around here has got to know
where i can find a bike which suits my
awesome style you know
on my recent travels i happened upon a
merchant selling majestic two-wheeled
carriages black as night which leave
flames in their wake
i wish to return there
but its location eludes my memory how
vexing
odin will be most i was most humbled
the city of many colors across the dusty
arena is a most beguiling place
indeed my travel companion was quite
enchanted by what the merchant near the
tall spire had on display
perhaps i should return to purchase one
of those strange contraptions for him
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i feel so lost without a bike
i've found out anything useful sounds
like something in nueva york
could be useful if we knew for definite
what the place was selling
that sounds promising
just need to know where that merchant is
all right hey we got ourselves a lead
an awesome bike shop in nueva york well
what are we waiting for
let's head on over there
gotta cut through here to get to nueva
york
just hope we don't run into any trouble
trying to get between me and my new bike
huh
big mistake
uh
that's those guys taken care of
on we go
all this walking really ain't my
style i think i got sand in my shoe
you guys couldn't wait until after i
picked up my bike to jump on
losers
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all right
this is nueva york
now
where was that bike shop again
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you can do it avengers i believe in you
even if your actions aren't completely
awesome
oh man
i hate walking
i forgot how much i hate walking
i just want to ride
is uh this the place
and is that
maybe i should take a vacation ah
well this ain't quite what i was
expecting
and i somehow doubt this thing is
packing much in the way of horsepower
but
uh
i do like the color so
i guess it'll do for now
if nothing else it beats walking right
anyway
thanks for helping me out you're ever in
a jam give me a call though i uh
may not be able to get there too fast on
this thing
ah
hope it's safe out today
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this whole thing is nearly over
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looks like some trouble is brewing where
you are you're like a magnet for this
stuff huh
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oh
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oh what have i got myself into
uh i don't know why i agreed to this in
the first place my dad was the wrestler
not me
but i don't want to disappoint the crowd
by backing out now
still it won't be much of a match
without my wrestling partner and it
looks like they were no show i mean
unless it's you
i don't like to jump to conclusions but
you don't look like much of a wrestler
to me but maybe you proved me wrong eh
what do you say essay you wanna go
around yeah that's what i'm talking
about time to get this party started
sorry about the delay folks apparently
one of our contestants had a little
trouble finding the place or maybe some
last-minute nerves who can say anyway in
the red corner
we have the mesotheli from mexico
arachnido
junior
and in the blue corner
we have uh who's that again
uh who cares
rustler
the wrestler
yeah that'll do and in the yellow corner
yes there's a yellow corner we have a
whole bunch of scorpions
wait what
nobody said anything about
well this doesn't seem like a fair fight
let's just team up and focus on the
scorpions for now
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and it looks like our neato and uh
russell have made a feline for the
scorpions or should that be a scorpion
how are you doing over there
and russell has returned to the ring
presumably back from taking out some
last-minute scorpion insurance
the crowds seem to be enjoying
themselves
well i hope the folks watching at home
are enjoying it
wait
this isn't getting live streamed at all
is it oh when i get my hands on that guy
how many of these things are there
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our dynamic duo are making short work of
those scorpions but there are one of our
combatant tanks place the ring
there's a penalty
and russell has returned to the ring
presumably back from taking out some
left oh
no scorpio
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okay i'm getting word that these may
actually be the last of our scorpions
which is my cue to lead i don't want to
be around when those two get out of the
ring
ladies
lousy oh
forget him
let's just finish up
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i think we got them all
nice work amigo it's just a shame that
scorpion guy got away story my life i
guess
i gotta say though i think you and i
make a pretty good team
let me know if you want to buddy up
again sometime
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you there
your king would ask for your aim
i it is indeed i
the noble king arthur pendragon
you may have heard tell of the time i
defeated the evil black knight
well
not the most recent one
the one before that indeed
it seems recent events have overshadowed
my acts of bravery
which leaves me no other option
i must slay a dragon
yes that is the only sure way to
demonstrate my heroism to the kingdom
alas your king is a little
out of practice
perhaps some training by way of a
crusade through chronopolis is in order
would you grant me your assistance in
this matter
excellent
then let us away
this world is full of scoundrels what
better use for them than to strengthen
my metal
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must find bad people
scare them away park
enemies approach
oh so your approach is more of a
swishlick slice than a slice wish lick
this training is most valuable
of the avengers to their nearest kang
police officer
or at the very least throw something
over already
i've barely a dewdrop of my brow
i'm gonna need help getting this new
forts to work
it appears i'm inadvertently training
what those delightful manhattanites
refer to as their
glutes
ahead of us
morphines
oh wait
i think i have it
not that that's all i was doing i assure
you
on to the next
as those delightful wakandans say
no pain no vibrating
actually that might not apply
or even be the correct quote
i shatter my kimono again
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you seen that superhero supply store
lady who runs it always seems to be in
some another gathering of villains
come at you
my trick my sword is like an extension
of my arm
now my other arm is like another sword
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to watch you in combat is a true thrill
akin to that amusing contraption known
as
an excellent display
i believe one more encounter will be
sufficient for today
so the bank called and told me my assets
had been
frozen
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look there
are those
tiny dragons
what better way to train my steel in
dragon slaying
oh this always happens uh
crazy renaissance fairers always taking
it too far it would seem the foul
creatures have eaten the citizens
don't worry
your king shall save you what are you
doing you crazy mook no need to thank me
just doing my kingly duties
well
i dare say i feel veritably invigorated
after that campaign
and what luck that we would encounter
those strange miniature dragons
with this experience i believe i am
sufficiently prepared to face a
full-size dragon
assuming merlin has finished his
preparations
at any rate my thanks for your
assistance
uh
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