my name is willy wonka
then shouldn't you be up there well i
couldn't very well watch the show from
up there now could i little girl
mr wonka i don't know if you remember me
but i used to work here in the factory
were you one of those despicable spies
who every day tried to steal my life's
work and sell it to those parasitic
copycat candy-making cats
loser and wonderful welcome back
don't you want to know our names can't
imagine how it would matter
mr wonka i'm valid beauregard oh
i don't care i'm for a result it's very
nice to meet you
i always thought of aruka was the type
of wart you got on the bottom of your
foot
they're real people of course they're
real people they're in bloomberg
imported direct from lumpa there's no
such place
what mr wonker i teach high school
geography and i'm here to tell you well
then you'll know all about it and know
what a terrible country it is
that pipe it just so happens to lead
directly to the room where i make the
most delicious kind of strawberry
flavored chocolate-coated fudge
then he will be made into
strawberry-flavored chocolate-coated
fudge that'll be selling him by the
pound
all over the world no i wouldn't allow
it
the taste would be terrible can you
imagine augustus flavored
chocolate-coated gloop
ooh no one would buy it mr wonka
huh why would augustus's name already be
in the
song unless improvisation is a
partnership
anyone can do it you little girl say
something
anything gum chewing gum is really gross
chewing gum i hate the most
see exactly the same no it isn't
uh you really shouldn't mumble because i
can't understand the word you're saying
by the way no other factory in the world
you already said that
you're all quite short aren't you well
yeah we're children
well that's no excuse i was never as
short as you you were once
was not know why because i distinctly
remember putting a hat on top of my head
look at your short little arms you could
never reach
whipped cream precisely ah that doesn't
make sense
for your information little german
whipped cream isn't whipped cream at all
unless it's been whipped with whips
everybody knows that it's like um
no that's it do you even know what it
is gum is a full three-course dinner all
by itself
why would anyone want that
amazing tomato soup i can feel it
running down my throat
yeah spit it out can't have a blueberry
as a daughter
how was she supposed to compete you
could put you in a county fair
what's the special prize who gets it the
best kind of prize is a surprise
if you hate gums so much why do you make
it once again you really shouldn't
mumble because it's kind of starting to
bum me out
ah this is a room i know all about but
you see mr wonka i myself am in the nut
business
all i've got at home is one pony and two
dogs and four cats and six bunny rabbits
and two parakeets
and three canoes and a green parrot and
a turtle and the silly old hamster
i want a squirrel they don't want any
old squirrel
i want a trained squirrel miss wonka
how much do you want for one of these
squirrels name your prize
or they're not for sale she can't have
one
i'm sorry darling mr wonka is being
unreasonable all the other bad nuts go
to the garbage chute
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where does the shoe go to the
incinerator
but don't worry we only light it on
tuesdays today is tuesday
can't be this many floors how do you
know mr smarty pants
i want to pick a room
go ahead tumbler
seriously i cannot understand a single
word you're
saying
okey dokey take it it's just a picture
on the screen
scaredy cat
what makes you feel better when you feel
terrible my family
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so can you send other things say like
breakfast cereal
do you have any idea what breakfast
cereal is made of it's those little
curly wooden shavings you find in pencil
sharpness what about people
well why would i want to send a person
they don't taste very good at all ew
somebody grab them i think kevin he's
completely unharmed
unharmed
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there is no other way it's television
not telephone was quite a difference
let's go put him in the taffy puller
taffy puller
hey that was my idea now how many
children are left
you mean you're the only one what
happened to the others
are you ready to leave all this behind
and come live with me at the factory
sure of course i mean it's all right if
my family come too
oh my dear boy of course they can't a
look at me
i had no family and i'm a giant success
video about that chocolate fellow
wendell walter
yours is a funny haircut i do not
and you know what i got transferred
luckily for us
we have the great glass elevator to
speed things up
if you don't believe me you should ask
ask who
my father so if i go with you to the
factory
i wouldn't ever see my family again yeah
consider that a bonus