but you did it we know it was you you
know it was you the evidence all points
to just you it's obviously racially
motivated and we know that who's the big
boss
you stupid [ __ ] we know it was you back
again
you freaked was he with you was he with
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one truth one why two truths one love
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let me pull it off for you guys these
are the things i allegedly did my
grandfather trained the people in the
beijing open opening ceremony for the
olympics well that was a lot of
stuttering everyone knows
everyone else
the second one
i have streamed over 190 hours a month
for the last three years
my third one my aunt owns the eight
largest hospitals in shanghai oh and
it's easy
yeah it's my grandfather trained the
people in the opening ceremony for the
baby beijing
what year was what year i think it was
honestly it was like 2014 2016. he said
honestly wrap it up all right honestly
yeah he trained the entire opening
ceremony the ten the six thousand people
who did it was the he trained thousands
that was kind of a lot of information it
was 160 hours yeah 190 uh per month yes
for the past three years yes
on average
on average
he's gonna pull up his twitch
put that down and the third one's
hospital number one hospital of the
president i was born in hospital number
four
really
they mentioned like his family has like
wealth in shanghai
i do recall this
think it's three yeah feel like he
streamed many hours but not over one
night yeah
it could be 180. not exactly i think
it's 180.
he was rich why would he have not
treated us to dinner more he couldn't
actually why
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not number two
i don't recall him ever talking about
the beijing how do you not remember that
he's talked about it like eight times
yeah 45 connections
i i well i don't know what you're
talking about wait he died
i can't tell you he's like my grandpa
and my uncle he talks about it three
times a year
one is olympics two is stream hours
three hospitals hospital okay all right
ready to guess that's a weird number
okay ready i guess one two three
oh
everyone did two except john john
everyone's digging on zagging
yeah
i checked my hours before i came here i
did stream
190 hours every year
i did [ __ ] 200 for [ __ ] two years
and 190 for the other one god damn jesus
oh my god i already know this
my grandfather trained i can't believe
you don't know he talked i told this
story in front of youtube like five
different times
and i remember your aunt owns the
hospital yeah
i remember the hospitals things
i don't remember so he spent three
months in the summer training ten
thousand people and they got pushed down
to six thousand and they did the opening
ceremony the one where like the guy like
right they like play the drums the guy
runs across the [ __ ] monitors
he's crazy
mine isn't either that's okay
yeah the banger
throw i'm in jail
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i might
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did that hurt no make it tighter okay
whatever
god so [ __ ] job my dad owns this
place does he knows the four largest
hospitals
broke
all right
what are you in for
i
am working on seven songs right now
all right
was born in queens new york okay baby
has been accident-free for the past two
weeks some toughies
in my apartment i don't know if i'm a
bad friend but i think i remember her
saying seven songs i i think you know
who would know this information
scarra michael scarlet oh yeah mike
no really i think she's working on more
songs than that probably 20 because
she's so talented isn't that right you
think i'm not talented not really maybe
he drew something
all right
michael you wouldn't know you wouldn't
know all right
okay the two weeks minky though yeah
he has been good recently
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i don't think it's that one two weeks
good or wait yeah no i think it's the
queen's new york one you should know
where she's born right like lily since
she was raised in jersey raising jersey
yes but born i don't know
you said born right this is boring
because she's new york she's from queens
what do you think we sound like
so you spent some time in queens yeah
well we lived in bronx actually that was
born in queens you're born in queens i
don't know what those places
like when were you an outfit what are
you talking about what were you confused
about she's she's
can you confirm
yeah yeah the one in hawaii no it was
one of the four largest hospitals in
shanghai
you were number three
wait what are the name of the songs oh
well i need to like list it's like off
the top of my head like
the name of you it's really hard to
think of it at the top
i did see it but i did not count the
amount of cells in the document one two
three i don't like weigh in it's one
is it
or is it three four is it two or is it
two any three years
one
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oh she's gonna say
six songs
you're free to go you're free to go
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okay yeah
oh nobody look okay
he's got it
you got it oh nice nice i can control my
heart rate at will did he say this
number two i can make one of my nuts go
up into my abdomen
abdomen
that's very far up i can snort spaghetti
into my nose and pull it out of my mouth
so can you describe the nuts up in your
outfit
um
i found out in like when i was in like
high school and i was so scared i
thought i had like somehow lost my nuts
because there was only one there i found
it you could just push it back
yeah
like okay okay
it doesn't go all the way up but like
your nuts going up yeah yeah like to the
point where it looks like like a one nut
manual my nut doesn't do that does your
nut do that uh i've never i'm not that
i've never tried it no i'm not flexible
with it
how did you discover that you can
control your heart rate i don't remember
plausible
roll your heart rate like think about it
let's do it can you think about it i
like the test
breathing technique you think 81 in your
head and it just oh yeah i don't like
the number it's like i can make it go
really fast or like slow it down i'm not
gonna lie he can't control his heart
rate okay you remember this yeah
he told us but i've never seen you do
the spaghetti what about the spaghetti
one yeah it's almost too believable like
you think when we're out at dinner i
would snort the spaghetti yeah
you would i would do it here we would
yeah you look like you would i would do
it here
i know it's physically possible yeah
reveal in
three two one like classic among us
three wait did everyone get three yes i
didn't know that champ i believe the
noodle three was the lie there's no way
oh my god
you've seen them
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well well well
i took half my courses in french for six
years did she say french i've never ever
heard hershey
in her life she said croissant once yeah
i know
what the [ __ ] is that
i took ballet for 10 years i had a fling
with a guy named alex why do i feel like
it's just gonna be this guy named alex
if it's alex
we need some french i think yeah say say
something in french say one sentence
yeah so one thing you learned in your
six years of taking courses
careful she's gonna lying what if she
just acts like she doesn't know anything
in french no i do i'm awesome
i feel like you said two words
you said the worst french that i've
heard in high school that's french that
i know foreign
yeah do you remember it but i only took
it for one year she's doing it for six
years i don't know but it's also
evolving we're talking about brain empty
like i can totally believe number one
all right ballet for ten years yeah for
ten years is all about that yeah i've
never heard you have um i have like a
bunch of uh trophies at home i know
believe it what age
i can't remember i literally started
when my mom was like hey you want to
pick jazz or ballet and then like i was
watching them do both and i was like
jazz she's like i'm going to put you in
[ __ ] ballet
alex yeah what was his name
alex
it was during middle school that was my
first thing it was an msn messenger he
was in like different ideas of flings
yeah
i thought
i assumed it meant like some sort of
romantic relationship with someone but
it was like yeah it was crazy it was
like hello whatever i don't know
i have written my answer i have my
answer
i think you're a [ __ ] liar three two
one
ballet huh [ __ ] yeah i'm going to
french number two for full yes [ __ ]
as well they're all lies
three lies
well the thing is i did take ballet but
i only took it for five years
you're one of those [ __ ] who changed
the number that looks good
yep
you think i'm a liar yeah yeah gonna
hear my truths my three truths i have 12
toenails
i was filmed to be an extra in the show
my name is earl
really okay it's not a real show i got
my first job after coaching the boss how
to clear jungle in league of legends
explain that with that sentence
i got my first job after coaching the
boss or my boss how to clear jungle and
league of legends oh i thought like the
boss was like an ign is the boss the
european player no no no no my boss i
got my i got my first job
it was a grocery store
my resume i didn't i didn't have much on
my resume
legend skills on it i i put that i was
the captain of my league of legends team
in my room
yes because he was bronze and he's
hilarious he didn't know the level three
clear
we have ten toes right yeah okay
where are the extra toenails
they're there where they're there
my pinky toe has two toenails okay like
it's like split down the middle oh
you've got like one toenails
i don't look at john's feet ever i avoid
them she doesn't see any fun of my
hobbit feet i do have wide feet i feel
like i've seen your feet we live
together you know
yes that's such a random one yeah
your parents like made you do it my
family owns a prop company and so i
think that is true i know that yeah
the 12 toes i keep camouflage because i
get pedicures and they
aren't trying to
one more second sorry i'm like inclined
to believe
i actually read them out of order uh
what were you guys putting down
one was totals two is oh the lie is i've
never been an actor in the show yes how
the [ __ ] you think of my name is earl
right now what so specifically
tell them about the show okay so this
i've never been an extra in the show
because as a kid i never filled out my
workers application so i got pulled
aside no i was never allowed to be an
extra the 12 toenails my parents when i
tell them my shoes still too small
they're like you'll grow into it so i
have ingrown toenails on my pinky toes
so now i have 12 toes and every time i
get
toenails and whenever i get pedicures
they shave them together sydney
i said don't put this on me to prove
that they're 12.
i didn't know it until yesterday
when we got pedicures and the lady was
like oh my god
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yeah i have dissected a human body
okay i have counted three thousand crows
wait what i'm sorry
what
after i'm
psychopathic behavior okay
i have a cut surrounding my left nipple
do jawed have nipples how do you get
that cut i had a
cyst in my boob and we had through it
[ __ ] that's that's very specific that's
very sweet
so yeah
number two
3k crows for a class i was required to
count my grading pros
of this i think it took maybe
two hours
there's no there's no way did you kind
of want to [ __ ] wait a short amount
that's a lot we were taught to look at a
group identify that was like probably
ten and then count them in like [ __ ]
that's not very scientific
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nipple i think i would have seen it in
like that okay yeah
lily's are you checking out her boobs
slowly no lily even messaged me last
night that she liked it what um did you
dissect from the human body we did most
the stomach cavity so i think it was the
small intestine large intestine i think
we did do the colon
poops not like poop that you you could
cut the colon and see i'm almost the
intestine
could i like wrap it around yes uh what
class did you have to count the crows in
again um
animal
behavior i think or something
watch take animal behavior
part of my biology requirements
hmm
okay you know what [ __ ] do you think
she's one of those like it's actually 2
000 curves yeah everybody ready yeah
yeah three two one reveal
i don't think it's a human body
the lie is that i have never dissected a
human
you body three thousand crows it was
unbearable i was [ __ ] cold i actually
was i hated it i had to literally
i was literally just like
why would you ever take animal behavior
yeah i know i tried to not be specific
it was too obvious if i wasn't specific
on the left nipple it is it's like this
if this is my nipple all right it's like
this
wow you're a crescent and yeah i just
had a little liner
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number one
i have eaten a guinea pig
that is okay number two i have been
pooped on before
unbelievable okay okay number three
i have met sam smith what who is samson
yeah
sam smith is a recording artist
recording do you mean is that a singer
like a musician oh yeah yeah he's a
singer he's saying that sounds so
sophisticated
i am sophisticated
physically
oh yeah how did this eating of the
guinea pig happen i traveled to ecuador
how was it prepared uh fried and on a
stick they do do that they do are you
sure well i don't know if it's in
ecuador i've seen like born ramsay
eating anything like french pictures
yeah
so my mom is a radio dj and they do
these spots like live spots where they
bring in artists and so i got to meet
sam smith and a bunch of she is
these are all her moms
who pooped
it was an elderly woman okay that makes
sense she pooped down my hand diarrhea
hand okay hand diarrhea it adds up she
felt very very sorry and i continually
told her it was okay as part of the job
not a big deal but she felt very sorry
so the thing is she could have seen the
fried guinea pig and then opted out yeah
see that's what i'm thinking is she like
she was like that's [ __ ] crazy like i
recall these stories of you in the
nursery homes and everything but did
someone really poop on you three two one
the guinea pig is suss
sucks i'm going with the three any
careers the lie is that i have never met
sam smith
do you want me to yeah no then no what
which one
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oh
yeah you know what yeah i switched the
numbers but you know what that's okay
yeah oh
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