hey there it's josh welcome back to
let's game it out oh boy we're playing
some planet zoo today
my favorite game where we get to do some
cool stuff with giraffes let me catch up
on what we've done so far
with giraffes and other things first we
made a totally normal zoo with
zigzagging pathways
giraffes in such a small space that they
turned into a giraffe hydra
but let's be honest these giraffes are
so cute guests are gonna love them in
any form
see i told you and then after we
perfected this first park we started a
new zoo with a nice landing area full of
googly eyes before giving way to a
beautiful
interactive prison but then after that
we made another zoo
a zoo city complete with a local cinema
chamber of commerce and of course
animals running amok but not to be
outdone we went ahead and took this show
on the road with a beautiful moon base
but we're back down here on planet earth
with a fresh new plot of land for fresh
torment there's been a couple of new dlc
packs including this aquatic pack so i
get the sense we'll probably check some
of this new stuff out especially because
that includes some new animals that are
both super adorable and probably have
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thingamajig so as is the case with every
fresh zoo we tend to start in a
completely open yet secluded area so
that no one can hear the screams and
then we have a central hq over here
where some true wizardry happens and i
don't mean these turnstiles
that's normal zoo stuff but once you get
past it the guests appear over here
on these magic teleport pads that's
right there's a future technology in
this game and nobody cares and it's
probably because there's this festive
mural here well this is entirely too
cheerful so let's give it a makeover
we're going to start by pulling up all
of these slats
because every makeover needs a
demolition day but don't worry i know it
seems like we're getting rid of all the
animal goodness but i swear we're gonna
replace it with something beautiful okay
and now that it's just an empty space
let us proceed with a true artistic
vision and what i really mean
is stuff we can shove googly eyes on oh
but i'm getting ahead of myself we gotta
build the walls first and i feel like
this collection of silhouettes is gonna
do the trick
yep that looks very nice and we'll just
drag it to the edge
rotate it up on its side bring it all
the way up ta-da
an unsuspecting wall piece so let's
change that boring old color
let's see let's make you a nice festive
there we go
just like the real color of elephants
and we'll just add on this with other
fun
shapes like what i think is a panda
there we go now i know is a panda and
before you know it this
into this welcome to all the animals in
the animal kingdom
if it was designed by a five-year-old
but hey we got everything here you know
like a lion
an orangutan and a bunch of other things
i don't really know what they are oh but
i know what that
is that's my old friend the giraffe
hydra how could i ever forget about you
ugh but you know what i feel like we
actually made something kind of good
looking like if you'd come in off the
teleporter right wouldn't you look
around being like oh this is kind of
cute in that county fair kind of way
we're gonna have a great time today and
goodness knows we can't have that so i'm
gonna make one little tweak
ah there we go the return of the googly
eyes and
everyone's invited i mean look at that
it really adds a little something
doesn't it oh look how big the little
baby gorilla's eyes are
and look how funny the deer's eyes are
oh and this one might be my favorite
what happened little guy
are you feeling bashful wait a minute no
damn it this
just got even cuter looking we gotta
turn this around before it starts
looking like a real zoo oh you know what
i've got an idea
i've been thinking about this all wrong
okay this is better we've made a slight
change it's subtle
but now everybody is looking up and why
are they looking up you
ask well they're just basking in the new
aesthetics and by that i mean this
beautiful glass ceiling
acting as a basket for all these don't
worry little guys they're just sleeping
yeah sleeping forever those are just
dream bugs you know what the
bugs just add to the subtlety cause this
stuff is still cute and all right it's
only if you feel all the face flies and
then look up that you realize that
something is horribly wrong
see look these people don't seem to oh
wait where are you going
oh god what happened how did that even
happen
hey more importantly why is this
stopping you i mean at least there's no
flies right stupid cheap windows stupid
cheap giraffes stupid cheap bones
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what nature where did it all go okay you
leave me no choice i was trying to go
subtle deranged with a little optional
art up there
and subtle didn't work so instead we're
gonna do something that's a little
more this after all can you ever really
go wrong with the king of the jungle
especially when we're gonna place him on
this nice leaf background i made
look in fears let's see what to do with
the rest of this space can i just do
more of you
you know what this is giving me an idea
ah that's more like it
we got those good ol excited eyes
rearing for adventure
and when all these little lion things
are just stacked on top of each other
which means if you look at it from the
side
it's actually sticking out so the first
thing that happens when you get off this
is you see this looking right at you hey
what you doing you come to visit the
park did you bring me something and of
course we got two teleporters so there's
something going on over here too
he's just excited excited to greet you
on look at these things speech bubbles
don't mind if i do
now there is like lettering in this game
but i think it's a little too small of
space to really write something exciting
so we're gonna go for more of the quick
conveyance
ah look at that yeah and then to finish
it off ah there we go
finally teaching the kids of tomorrow a
good life lesson that elephants hate
recycling and then back to this guy over
here oh wait check this out see this
speech bubble you can actually
write on this one buckle up you're gonna
say some sagely words
i know what you did there we go that's
what the people need to feel
paranoid and guilty the moment they
enter the zoo and
moving on from our entrance we finally
get to the turnstiles where we've got
two little monkey friends crying into
the pathway
we're trying to go for subtle this time
subtle subtle
okay thematically i think we're there
now it's time to focus on the zoo part i
really like starting out the zoo with
some kind of centerpiece that people can
be really excited for
and this one's gonna be no different so
first we start with a perfect circle
then we're gonna put down a nice brick
wall let's actually lower the height on
that as low as we can and of course in
this we're gonna put in an old favorite
tada
hey there giraffe friend what do you
think all this open space
feels almost too good to be true doesn't
it you know you're right it isn't cozy
enough in here
we should overcrowd your pen aren't we
excited
it's just so many and yep inevitably
this happens
i'm gonna assume that this cacophony of
licking means that everything is fine
okay but that's enough of that
it's so rare that i build adequate
spacing for you cretins i need you to
spread out okay see there you go
you had to separate out make yourself at
home or form a battalion line
i'm not gonna tell you how to live okay
see that's more like it look at all
these giraffes just mingling with one
another i believe that's what it's
called right a mingle a mingle of
giraffes anyway we're not done yet we
have all the giraffes as
we need now we just need to see if the
public appreciates it and look here they
come now
yep just come on in i like how they look
up at the sign like uh-huh
and these people are like don't worry i
never recycle
and it looks like this is a big hit with
the people despite the fact the only
thing keeping these things from
trampling your children
is this teeny tiny fence anyway now that
we've got a crowd here
it's time to lgiofy this zoo and that's
gonna be this
right here now you might be wondering
what's a big red button doing here
ah yes but of course salvation so what
are you waiting for
kid push the button
and that's how you turn hundreds of
giraffes into a nice molten pile of
jello nice work wherever the kid went
presumably the parents took the kid home
now that this sign is actually
true yep that's salvation all right
mondays am i right and that's what that
button is for
what i think i like most about this too
is people are still super interested to
take a look even though they're all dead
what about if i erase the barrier oh i
see
now you people care look they're turning
into bones before your very eyes is this
really a problem
come on you wimps it's just nature golly
such picky people
okay well i guess let's just clean up
our mess get everything ready for round
two and
good as new okay put the wall back down
fresh volunteers
i'm gonna add a little something extra
though we're gonna need some signage to
help out we can't be watching this thing
24 hours a day we got other stuff to do
okay that's a little better watch over
that button big guy
you and all your hydra friends it's a
little hard to see
but there's basically an impossible
nightmare stemming out from here but at
least people now have a good idea as to
what happens when you push that button
actually maybe that doesn't help maybe
it just makes it more tempting whatever
sounds like a them
problem let's move on shall we now the
next thing i want to mess around with
is one of the new dlc packs specifically
the aquatic pack and more specifically
this penguin shelter look at this super
duper fancy pre-made item if that's not
the perfect habitat for penguins i don't
know what is
in fact let's consult the zoopedia make
sure we're doing this proper like wow i
wish i'd seen this before look at this
little thing it tells you how endangered
something is
and as it turns out the king penguin
with a population of 4.5 million
is of least concern don't be concerned
for their safety
got it what i actually wanted to know is
in what temperatures are they
comfortable ah here we go negative 4 to
63 degrees fahrenheit okay cool this 99
degrees fahrenheit
should do the trick then wait don't
penguins need like water or something i
mean it's too late to check and i'm not
gonna open that thing up and do some
more reading
we'll just go with what we got okay so
barriers let's go
oh wait this will be perfect glass blah
blah blah watertight
i'm in and very excited okay cool great
wait can i just add water like this
calm water or rough water obviously
rough water
water cleanliness yes get that down to
zero okay let's see we'll just kind of
move this around until it's
valid and um
he has lovely dirty water wait a minute
what's keeping it from going higher
are they just trying to make sure the
plague ridden waters don't get to the
people all right so let's give this a
little test let's make it higher yeah
that seems better right let's see looks
to be valid right there
oh i see well now that we have that
under control we just need to get some
penguins to live here
which as it turns out i have no idea how
to do normally you would go over here to
barriers and i would select one of these
security gates which is what allows our
personnel to get in there and deposit
the animals but i can't while the
water's in there
okay well let's remove the water first
add a little door connect the thingy
right over to the thingy we're gonna
start with sending in just
one king penguin cause i don't know what
the hell's gonna happen okay here we go
in comes the penguin tada thank god you
come pre-assembled in everything it's
looking around like
the hell is this
oh i'm sorry is this not to your liking
well can i douse you in water
damn it don't you want water i even took
the door away
oh don't look at me like that okay well
hold on i think i got an idea how we're
gonna make this work
maybe so the way you're supposed to do
it is you're supposed to dig like below
the thing
and then fill that with dirty water but
who wants to do that
first let's box you up get rid of this
because i got much bigger plans for the
water i think the problem continues to
be we need a way to get the animals in
here but none of these are going to be
watertight so we need to find a way to
get this
above the water line up there so that we
can submerge
all this so first let's get rid of that
we'll set it to a standard
i don't know 18 meters high and now i
bet if we just kind of like
raise the terrain okay okay now we have
a nice gross platform up here
okay there we go built right into the
rock now we just add some sewage water
perfect great now we'll put our open
thingamajiggy right
there problem solved animals get dropped
off here and then they can go down to
their new habitat the penguin city of
atlantis now all we have to do is figure
out how to get our penguins up here
well that's easy you know we'll just
have this nice little stairway
going almost all the way down and along
a path for a little while
frustratingly close to the ground but
not quite on it before
launching back up listen this isn't even
for the guests this is just for my staff
to bring the penguins up but i still
want them to be able to get their cardio
after all it's important to get your
steps in
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okay there we go couldn't be more simple
i mean look at it it's like a roller
coaster but for your legs and i honestly
don't know what my favorite detail
is it could be the no railings or all
the weird wobbliness for absolutely no
reason
actually no it's probably these stairs
right here where you have to climb up
get to this weird peak right here
and then go back down and the steps also
change color for absolutely no reason
enjoy just that much more disorientation
okay
bring me the penguin have fun my god i
think she actually is oh my god this is
like some ninja warrior type stuff i
mean she's not just running this thing
either she's doing it with a big
maniacal smile on her face and a broom
in her hand
thanks for the delivery are you ready
for your new home
oh my god is it actually gonna happen so
graceful
and there he goes torpedoing around his
new home now we just have to wait and
see if he tires himself
out and goes and sleeps down there geez
are you ever gonna stop
swimming you're right it is too spacious
down here
well i think we know what happens next
you're about to have some company
just a few friends to make the place
look a little bit more homely thanks for
the special deliveries everybody
you probably don't need all the confetti
next time oh a people hydra that's a new
one
oh yeah there we go there we go march on
in there
see that's much better just think
everything's better when there's an
inevitable collision or whatever keeps
happening right there what the hell
is happening right here why does this
guy keep just dropping down like this
i mean whatever i guess the important
thing is that more stuff gets in the
water isn't that right fellas
wait what i'm sorry what uh hello
well this wasn't in the zoopedia i
didn't realize they could just hang out
outside the tank like this
is this just what happens when you
overflow the tank if that's true i think
we know where this is going
more penguins please well the more
penguins we add the weirder this gets
naturally our more airborne friends are
growing in numbers just hanging out
flying and fancy free
one thing i wasn't expecting those these
guys can rejoin anytime they want
like once they've had their fill of
being out here they're just like all
right time to go back
i'm just gonna bend time and space and
wander back through this glass
in fact at this point i feel like pretty
much everything is broken you okay there
little guy
oh is the earth sucking you back in
that's too bad good thing your brother
doesn't care oh and that one doesn't
even get to be unpacked he's just part
of the problem now so if you ever
wondered what hundreds of penguins look
like when they get a tank to themselves
i've got answers for you it's actually
kind of roomy for swimming or plainly
terrifying where you get stuck forever
or you just get stuck in a time loop or
you just kind of observe from the
outside and there's some items i can use
to spruce up the tank a little bit
like this rubber duck which i don't know
if i were them i'd find this thing a
little bit scary oh my god and the
penguins can interact with them planet
zoo what have i done to deserve such a
gift
no sense in questioning it time to go
nuts i must have done something right in
a past zoo
you know it's weird but the game's frame
rate doesn't seem to be very steady when
you add a whole lot of rubber duckies
it's almost like the game doesn't want
you doing this
but if that were true why does it fill
me with such joy and also this guy can
walk on water
now isn't nature something else hang on
a quick second i recognize you guys are
having tons of fun but i'm gonna get rid
of a bunch of these
because i have an idea i left you a
couple just hang out have a good time
i'll be right back i need the extra
frames to try something else okay lion
friend i'm sorry to do this but i need
to move you back a little bit oh oh
that's so weird looking okay and let's
get rid of this
now i'm gonna take these lovely glass
walls place them
just like so and put in glass on both
sides
okay that's looking perfect oh sorry
lion friend let me get you close again
there you go is that okay
just yelling from the other side of the
glass so this is my new test space
what are we testing well since we know
that penguins can interact with these
things i want to see if human beings can
too
so i put a line of these on both sides
we're gonna see if guests trip all over
them because surely they're gonna be
clamoring to get in the park so that
they can see
okay i don't know what happened there
but who cares they're gonna be coming to
see this
the amazing gravity-defying penguins so
let's see if this works
oh my god not only can they interact
with them but it makes the squeak noise
every time
welp i think we all know where this is
going give me a second i'm gonna have to
clone some rubber ducks
unsurprisingly the game doesn't like
what i'm doing there's probably a lot of
physics at play
to the point where as i was laying these
things out it was just like nah we're
not even gonna try anymore
no fun bouncing like before although i
am a little curious i'm hearing like a
noise
it sounds kind of like a record
scratching
right you hear that whatever i'm sure
it's fine let's reopen the park and see
what happens oh hey there welcome to the
zoo
oh they just collide right through them
well hang on i'm not ready to be
defeated yet let's just erase some maybe
the collision will wake back up
oh okay yeah the collision's back we
just need to not go two nuts on it ah
there's the collision we were hoping for
just use your face kids if you just keep
shoving your way through we might see
you on the other
side if not just go ahead and find a new
parent i love the idea that they just
don't care if they're dragging these
into the park
oh my god look at this one gyro
enrichment oh and it's huge this can't
work the same way can it sure does
also look at this lady nothing is
stopping her from getting to the zoo who
cares who she shoves over
she's gonna see those penguins even if
it means shoving through gyros and
families this is her day
well now that we have an audience we
should probably address something else
are the penguins still here and how are
they doing and more importantly
what happens to these guys if someone
pushes them
oh i see they fall into the earth and
everybody is completely unimpressed
although things are looking a lot better
in here
okay listen i'm not trying to criticize
stuff while it's down or in this case
dead
but who dies like this who turns inside
out when they die
on these two died holding hands see
that's how you die
holding hands not turning into a kayak
okay i feel like i'm not supposed to be
laughing at this but why are these
things dying so
comically just like legs sticking
straight up oh yeah here we go here come
the flies which it looks like they've
evolved they don't even care if you're
underwater those flies are coming for
you i love that there's still swarms of
people coming to see this
all those exciting dead bodies and flies
okay well this has been swell
i would say this was moderately
successful in that it made a huge mess
but they really did a good job of
carving out a path
i need to figure out a way to prevent
them from doing that so hang on i'm
going to take just a few minutes to
build a quick thing
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okay so i've created my new park who
wants a duck-filled tour so of course
everything starts here at the entrance
where some lovely rubber duckies are
waiting for you
and pretty much just go through the
rubber duckies say hello to an old
friend and then continue on
friendly faces on the way including our
absolute favorite
not recycling and then once you do that
zigzagging back and forth for a little
while you finally get to something else
and that's the entrance to the park and
that's when you get to your first
exhibit
i got real excited seeing the penguins
in water i figured why should they have
all the fun
i wouldn't mind seeing other things
tread water for a while like polar bears
and reindeer weirdly distressed looking
wolves
watch out tiger crossing something tells
me you're not going to see this in a zoo
every day
a tiger with a panicked look treading
water while he has a little lookie-loo
in the background
hey coca-cola bear give him some space
and then stuff like this happens when
you just really want to be with your
buddies on the other side
oh nature you're so mysterious and once
you're done witnessing all this
horseplay it's time to move on to the
penguins
as you can see they're over there and
their watering hole is over here
and they're separated by this wall you
might be wondering why
well i feel like they need to earn it
this time that's why but don't worry
i've crafted for them some help
ta-da i made some stairs for them all
they gotta do is scale them
and you might be like josh why can't
they just climb up to the other side and
all the way around
because it's a double helix and the only
place it connects is right up here at
the top so basically once they make it
through one side they can cross the
penguin bridge and then start the
journey back down oh look how excited
they are they can taste the water
already
now guys no crowding it's not a race but
if it were i'm pretty sure that's
cheating and then after what feels like
an eternity of these little fellas
racing to the top i want you to meet the
king of the penguins the first one to
cross the bridge
how does it feel little guy
oh well surely he's just overwhelmed
yeah i'm sure he'll shake this off
besides there's more warriors where that
came from
see there we go welcome to the winner's
circle time to enjoy a well-deserved
swim
can you guys stop and if you're gonna
insist on dying can you make it less
comical
well being a winner doesn't mean you
have to be alive i guess anyway once
you've had your fill of the penguins we
move on to the one and only place you
can get some food
i swear the name is just for the theme
definitely no way
that this is made from real penguins now
there is something else to show you but
we're gonna wait till there's people in
the park for that one so let's head back
and welcome our guests
greetings and salutations you lucky
unlucky people
just think of this as a beautiful life
lesson you want to get to that park you
gotta earn it and with everybody's
judging eyes watching you too
but you know when you're this excited
it's pretty easy to make it to the
finish line
especially when the frame rate is
terrible and the exhibits don't make any
sense you know how we know that this has
been a rousing success because the
rubber duckies are now falling into the
pool well while everyone's getting their
delicious burgers let's finally check
out this thing i can't forget about
giraffes so of course i made a special
area just for them
and boy is it mysterious well if it
isn't a big beautiful train
now i bet you're wondering where this
takes us but hold your horses we gotta
wait for the people oh boy here we come
choo choo all aboard who's ready for the
ride of a lifetime
have fun kids first stage of our journey
is gonna take us around this turn
with a nice little sign reminding us
what we've got in store
and then up a ramp we go cause god knows
i love those in my zoos
we got some hyped signs too to keep the
excitement nice and high for those
giraffes
oh boy kids can you feel it can you feel
the excitement
cause i don't know if you know this but
it's draft o'clock
and we're almost there it's draft time
or is it or is it filled with
blood-soaked beach balls
have fun we don't talk about what
happens in there that's between those
people and the giraffes and that's the
last we saw of that train
no i'm just kidding that would be cruel
the train actually pops up right here
there it is
i remember there being passengers and it
not being quite so blood red but hey
what are you gonna do we'll just wash it
off at the end of the workday
until then you all have a good time on
your last day on earth so i hope you had
fun i know i did i'm not gonna think too
hard about what happened to those people
and neither should you
and i'll see you next time
you