get it because the city's literally
frozen
we booked this big cosplayer to come and
emcee our upcoming fundraiser for the
fuzzy foundation but he's running really
late and i reckon we're past fashionably
late and creeping dangerously close to
oh nuts it's gotta be bad guys late as
you might have noticed i get antsy just
sitting around waiting let's say we go
look for him
all right time to hit the trail all
right
i forgot to ask coyboy exactly who this
guy is cosplaying as but i'm sure we'll
know him when we see him
how good can a costume be uh-oh
trouble's a bruin isn't that squirrel
girl
oh no she's on to us we can't let her
ruin our plans jenna
do you think these guys have anything to
do with our missing cosplayer
over already
well they didn't seem to like us going
this way
so let's keep doing it
hey there
stop them don't let them near the
containment cell containment
well
no point worrying about it now
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i need a change of scenery
i need a change of scenery
i'll show those guys
don't they call her the unbeatable
squirrel girl i'm just saying maybe
rather than try to beat her we just you
know
run away
quiet you fool get her
these guys are no real challenge i keep
think thanks
hello
hello
anybody out there this
misunderstanding this is just a really
really convincing costume
do you know the rodents female squirrel
girl
she can get me out of this mess
whoa is that murdock
no wait something's not quite right yes
exactly i'm not the real modoc just a
charming professional imposter also
known as a costumed player i was
supposed to emcee that fundraiser thing
but i was imprisoned by aim for
how are we gonna get you out of there
you'll need the password to open the
cell assuming you haven't already
clobbered them all the lackeys around
here should know what it is
all right guess we have a new mission
see what you can dig up about that
password i'll hang here in case anybody
important swings by those aim guys
should be a bit more willing to talk
after we showed their buddies what
they're made of
the password i couldn't tell you it even
if i wanted to
all i know is the guy who set it up used
the name of his cat or his dog or
something
seriously that is all i know
the place on the mountain earlier must
be some
don't hurt me please i've got a cat to
take care of oh princess snuffle meow
what have i got myself into this time
i'll show those guys
so find anything out
that sounds useful but not on its own we
need
more
weird name for a cat
got a feeling that'll be relevant
somehow
okay from what you've told me i think
i've got it the password is
princess snuffle meow
oh
boy let's just hope it doesn't need a
three instead of an eight or something
bingo sweet freedom
thank you kind squirrel
and friend
we did it seems like i'm not the only
one who can use their awesome
conversational skills to win a fight now
we can finally get this show back on the
road thanks for your help
soon as he's had a chance to compose
himself i'll help modoc here get to the
event safely you mind running on ahead
to let chipmunk and coyboy know
i left chipmunk and coyboy in charge of
getting central park ready for our big
bonanza maybe you could give those guys
a hand for me
there was some uh questionable training
taking place on the mountain earlier
must be some new kind of ancient martial
art or something
your eyes in the water see anything yet
squirrel girls sent you good timing we
could always do with a little extra
manpower on top of our current chipmunk
and fish power i mean
when sg asked us to clean central park
up ready for the fuzzy event we thought
she just meant picking up soda cans and
stuff what she declined to tell us is
that a whole bunch of villain types have
made this place their official stomping
ground we can't go five minutes without
some random gang of goons showing up to
cause trouble i guess you can't blame
them it is rather pleasant around here
chilly but pleasant
anyway we better get ready to rumble
my eyes in the water tell me we've got
some trouble incoming
yeah that's what i'm talking about
you seen that all right guys be ready
the fish force are telling me our
enemies are closing in
wouldn't it have made more sense for the
chipmunk core to take a look out no time
for that now
time to honor our promise and clean up
this park for good but with foot sweeps
instead of street sweeping
and shoving instead of
shoveling
this is not our best material
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what are those sticks called that used
to pick up trash
trash sticks
oh right
kicks instead of trash i'm all out how
many more are there weren't you the one
with eyes in the water yeah someone
kicked dirt in the pond only thing
they've got a visual on now is a big
brown cloud
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supply stores
hang out this is our turn now
if you guys wanted to show up early you
should
oh
no i forgot to pay the deposit on that
popcorn machine
i flew across the world to get to kunlun
and now it's right in my backyard
enlightenment and martial art mastery
may be priceless those plane tickets
definitely cost something
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to get a hairdryer to thaw that frozen
score one for the cleanup crew
what's that our new hero squad name
uh we can talk about that later we're
seriously behind on our preparations for
the fundraiser
oh yeah you're coming to that right
it's gonna be awesome we're gonna have
snacks music a modoc cosplayer all sorts
of cool stuff
modoc
that's who you got to m.c
he's the only guy we could get at this
short notice anyway it'll be a blast
hopefully we'll see you there
gwenpool's disembodied voice here
your heroic deeds have unlocked one of
my incredible gwenpool missions go find
it
thanks again for earlier stop by the
fundraiser if you get a chance
hey you got shield are preparing to open
a new top secret training facility here
in cornopolis
we don't know how long we're all going
to be here so we need to be prepared
i've sent out a number of agents to
scope out potential locations for the
site and i was hoping you could see what
they've discovered and offer your expert
opinion on which site seems most
suitable based on my criteria you
interested
excellent we're after somewhere that's
both relatively deserted and has plenty
of room for undisturbed underground
development
you got that
just come back if you forget
good luck
tell him i found a bunch of quiet spots
around here that'd be perfect to set up
camp so long as he doesn't mind fighting
gophers and the local prospectors for
the underground expansion rights they
both seem to like digging around here
i've noticed some criminal activity not
far from where you are you know sure i
guess i've got enough for a report
hollow's the homeworld of the cree and
those guys are pretty sharp i think
they'd notice anything going on here in
terms of underground real estate though
it seems pretty untapped
my report on this area well the desert
heat means it's generally pretty well
deserted we found a few tombs
underground but only under the existing
structures which suggests it's fair game
under the open desert
did you get enough information to make a
decision
remember we need somewhere all right
what have you got from dessert it sounds
good
and a large expanse of unused
underground from what you've told me our
new training facility should be located
in
ancient egypt nice work
we'll pick a secluded spot and start
construction right away that reminds me
i asked quake to make a start on the
research for the facility itself
if you see her around could you ask her
to check in with her progress oh and
obviously if you need me for anything
i'm at your disposal
i bet someone will pay a high price for
this
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you get a chance to catch up with quake
yet
where can i find the simple life man
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you're the one who helped tell coulson
earlier right
he asked me to do some research for the
new training facility but i hit a bit of
a snag namely my camera broke
and don't you know the one thing
chronopolis is lacking is a decent
camera repair store but that's okay
cause you're here now
and i figured you're just itching to
take some pictures
the plan is to use them to replicate key
areas of chronopolis in our training
facility for an authentic training
experience
so
what do you say
ready to get snapping
great
so what i need from you is a photo of
lemaria a photo of holla a photo of
egypt a photo of the old west a photo of
hydra and that should be it
don't worry if you forget
i'll be here don't worry about getting
the whole area in the shot
i've noticed some criminal activity
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wow
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need a reminder of the shopping list got
the got it
keep them coming all right that's the
last of them
thanks
now we've got everything we need to
start construction on the facility
which means
i can actually put my powers to use and
start digging a big hole instead of
taking pictures all day
oh no disrespect to your work of course
anyway thanks again
once the facility's finished you should
come by and give it a test run
you did a thing
which means you've unlocked another
thing
that's right an exciting new gwenpool
mission of plates
another wonderful day in cornopolis
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now
you there
your king would i it is indeed i
the noble king arthur pendragon
you may have heard tell of the time i
defeated the evil black knight
well
not the most recent one
the one before that
indeed
it seems recent events have overshadowed
my acts of bravery
which leaves me no other option
i must slay a dragon
yes that is the only sure way to
demonstrate my heroism to the kingdom
alas your king is a little
out of practice
perhaps some training by way of a
crusade through chronopolis is in order
would you grant me your assistance in
this
matter excellent
then let us away
this world is full of scoundrels what
better use for them than to strengthen
my metal
must find bad heart
this training is most valuable
it appears i'm inadvertently training
what those delightful manhattanites
refer to as their
ahead of us
morphines
not that that's all i was doing i assure
you on to the next
as those delightful wakandans say
no pain no vibrating
actually that might not apply here or
even be the correct quote
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another gathering of villains
come at you
my sword is like an extension of my arm
now my other arm is like another sword
to watch you in combat is a true thrill
akin to that amusing contraption known
as the camera
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an excellent display
i believe one more encounter will be
sufficient for today
look there
are those
tiny dragons
what better way to train my steel in
dragon slaying
attack
oh this always happens uh
crazy renaissance fairers always taking
it too far it would seem the foul
creatures have eaten the citizens
don't worry
your king shall save you what are you
doing you crazy mook no need to thank me
just doing my kingly duties
well
i dare say i feel veritably invigorated
after that campaign
and what luck that we would encounter
those strange miniature dragons with
this experience i believe i am
sufficiently prepared to face a
full-size dragon
assuming merlin has finished his
preparations
at any rate my thanks for your
assistance i bet someone will pay a high
price for this
prithee go tell merlin to gather my
things and prepare for an adventure
hmm
this is quite the conundrum i hear
you're the one who helped to train our
noble king in preparation for his dragon
slaying quest
i admire your enthusiasm
but i fear arthur may have bitten off
more than he can chew
which i doubt will be said of the dragon
when it's through with him enter the
merlin stones which render those who
wield them invincible
i had planned to slip them into arthur's
garb before the battle but alas i appear
to have forgotten when i stashed them
would you help an old man search for
them
wonderful
i should really have considered how bad
my memory was before i hit them all over
chronopolis but
here we are
good luck
vibranium deposit receptacle
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wow
good day squires
there's a crime happening near you can
you see it go teach those guys a lesson
all citizens should be aware
worry there's no major urge
let's see what we have here
yes
these appear to be all of the merlin
stones
and what seemed to be a couple of pieces
of boiled confectionery for good measure
how very thoughtful of you
hmm
the stones feel a little weaker than
before
they may not make arthur invincible
but at the very least he should flicker
back into existence should he meet a
grisly fate
and that's certainly better than nothing
something tells me that story doesn't
end here let's wrap this saga up in a
gwen pool mission
arthur and i shall be departed for the
dragon's lair shortly
uh i imagine it'll be quite the
adventure
i
can't wait
you seen that superhero supply store
now show those guys
can you believe they're still making
video games about losers like the
avengers they already had their turn two
in fact
though i'm not sure if they're both
strictly canon
either way when was the last time you
saw a game with a duck on the cover the
industry needs to change starting with
my new game code name project egg sadly
my quack starter campaign fell through
so i'm gonna need to find the funds for
this thing some other way
think you could help me find a wealthy
entrepreneur that i can hit up for the
doe
you won't regret it kid see what you can
find out from the folks around here
there's got to be at least one money bag
the thing they don't warn you about when
working at the bank is the folks who
keep you working late drying off
waterlogged treasure
how'd it get so wet
and why was there so much of it
whoever it belonged to must be wrecked
itch
a waste of money huh
so what do you got for me hmm promising
if we knew who cashed in that loot we
could definitely hit them up
find out anything about our wealthy
friend
that old prospector over in the old west
said he pulled a big hole of something
out of the water the other day
didn't say what it was but he was
winking so hard i thought he was going
to hurt himself and he was soaking wet
what a strange fellow
the cave of dragons did have an actual
dragon inside
the master says i won't got any more
could be something there
if we can confirm it wasn't just an old
booty dug up so putting what you've told
me through the old detective melon we
can deduce that the old prospector over
in the old west recently came into some
serious cheddar this is perfect
the only thing now is to figure out how
to convince an old-timey prospector to
invest in a talking ducks video game but
that won't be the weirdest thing i do
all week by any stretch thanks for the
help kid oh and if you run into four
bushman could you tell them the funds
are in the bag last i heard the poor guy
was looking into making money through
social media marketing
is there a person out there who can
understand my working with howard on
this video game of his has been
problematic he laughed at my idea for
the final boss but i think he simply
lacks the imagination to grasp its true
awesomeness
but as an accomplished game designer
this is a problem i know how to fix
some ideas are better to show than tell
so what we need is a prototype we'll get
you dressed up as my villain and show
off your awesome villainy skills
skillity
so you in
a smart decision
i'll show you my design for the
character you've
yep
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foreign
looking good
we're lucky i managed to arrange this
meeting with howard he's usually crazy
busy on the phone with publishers all
day and
wait
we don't have a publisher yet that lazy
soon as howard shows up i'll rustle up
some enemies for you to fight
all right four bush make this quick i've
got another meeting after this about
meetings but we're the only two people
working on
ah never mind
feast your eyes
on cockadoodledoo
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what no one is safe from this foul
enemy
oh good
poultry jokes
i assure you this villain is no yoke
and not even original ones
fried don't know what you mean
look like something big
cockadoodledoo lays her enemies to waste
with her devastating expertise the puns
are making me like it less you know that
right
if you think he's done with you yet
you're fresh out of clubs
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so what do you think pretty hardcore
right pretty intimidating right pretty
all right stop saying words you can put
your stupid chicken boss in the game but
if any of the kids the focus tests start
crying it's coming straight out again
you won't regret this howard if the
folks at chronocon don't love it i'll
eat my saucepan oh shoot chrono con is
coming up what are we doing standing
around yaki we got to get the game
finished oh yeah
i forgot we actually had to make the
thing thanks for helping us out pal if
you're going to cronicon make sure to
drop by the stand
hey
you didn't think you could be that
helpful and not unlock a new gwenpool
mission did you
go check out that bad boy
speaking of chronocon you did get the
tickets right
i thought you were doing that
this is what i get for teaming up with a
walking pot rack
i gotta find him before it's too late
i rode over as fast as nightwing could
carry me when i heard the living totem
has returned
never thought i'd see the day after
watching him fall into the bottomless
canyon so far ain't seen hide no hair of
him but i reckon he'll be on his way to
finish what he started all them years
ago and destroyed the town
we can't give him the chance
we gotta stop him
i owe you stranger
come on let's get searching
now remember be in your guard
saying you're a run of the mill totem
we're dealing with
it's a living totem them fellas over
yonder look my suspicious
what are they up to
that's the totem i'd recognize that
half-buried mug anywhere
hey
this is our giant head anyone other than
the crew who tries to approach it will
answer to us y'all best step aside
that thing is more trouble than you can
imagine don't say i didn't warn you i've
been itching for a good fight
come on compadre let's take these
warmongers down a peg
turns out camping out by the head and
picking fights with outsiders that came
near was a good idea guess i own travlar
that sandwich
these fellas seem prepared to go all out
to the totem
he must have used some kind of mind
controlling power
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i came as soon as i heard fighting at
the old head i'm in
we got to keep woodland down to totem's
army
figure that's the last of them now we
can finally take care of the totem
himself
hold up this is just the head of them
floating creased at you
well this is embarrassing
but if the totem ain't here
where is he
huh
i appreciate your help but it looks like
i got a little too hot-headed for my own
good today
i'm gonna take a step back and try to
figure this out hmm
maybe that red wolf fella could help me
he's always been pretty good at tracking
vogue down
now we're talking
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red wolf has been expecting you pilgrim
you are a friend of the rawhide kid are
you not
red wolf knows why you are here
the location of the living totem eludes
you and the kid but i
sense his presence somewhere in this
town and i know what you must do to
learn of his dwelling place you must
listen to the whispers of the wind
the rumors from the rivers
the murmurings of the mountain
oh and the people probably know a few
things too
ask around and we will surely learn
where the totem makes his lair
then it is settled
speak with the town i reckon there's
something in the water lately as i could
have sworn i saw this big paw with a
face on it walking around the other day
and it gets stranger as soon as he
noticed i'd seen him he'd put on this
big old coat and scur it off
wonder where he went to
where in tarnation they go
there's a real peculiar type spending
most his days at the saloon of lake tall
fella wears a big coat all the time
reckon there's only one reason person
wear a coat that big
something to
hide or
cuz he's cold
so
two reasons i guess
so far i've learned nothing from the
wind or the mountain the rift so what
not the saloon
if we knew who occupied the large coat
this information could be useful
that indeed sounds like the totem
we need only to learn of where he goes
it would appear we have learned enough
the totem has been donning a disguise
and spending an inordinate amount of
time in the local saloon
but to what end of course the answer to
this question would most easily be
discovered at the saloon itself i shall
reconvene with rawhide kid and the two
of us will pursue the totem but of
course i must first thank you for all
your help
now we're talking
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[Applause]
[Music]
gwenpool's disembodied voice here
your heroic deeds have unlocked one of
my incredible gwenpool missions go find
it
you have done much for rawhide and
myself
oh no please i don't want any more
oh
sorry
it's just people have usually run away
screaming or trying to set me on fire by
now
it's
actually quite a relief to be able to
have a real conversation
after that
episode in the tomb
i'm just about ready for a change of
pace in fact
i was rather hoping to try my hand at
this hero lock
dude
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then it's settled
lead the way teacher
and show me the awesome art of heroism
that person screams does that mean they
need help or they want some kind of cash
prize
a
conflicting why not citizen
you have been rescued
get away from me oh what but i'm
well
that could have gone better
let's try someone else
maybe i need to work on my bedside
manner
hey just think another helpless victim
that shape
uh
buddy
it's okay you're safe now
yes run away huh
what did i do wrong that time
serve time lucky
come on
hopefully we can find someone else in
trouble wait
hoping someone in trouble is bad
isn't it
okay
this time i'm going to try a different
approach that will work for sure
no
help me
i have no eternity
that
okay here girls
hey there buddy don't worry you're safe
now so submit to your safety at words
somehow i think i'm actually getting
worse at this
how does anyone actually do this job
you make it look so easy
so
is it
is it
me
am i truly so
terrifying to know
it would seem a different approach is
required here
something on a grander scale perhaps
my old pal morbius would probably have
some good ideas if i could find him
could you do me another favor
if you see morbius
tell him mommy is ready to initiate
operation mash
now we're talking
again
good day squire
hey
you gotta get me out of here
what's that mommy sent you
he explained everything in his letter as
much as i'd love to help my old bandage
buddy out i've got problems of my own
here the locals here are not big fans of
monsters i don't want to get too into it
but there's some seriously antiquated
opinions at large here what's not so
antiquated is the lock on this door
looks like they picked up a few pointers
from their modern neighbors when they
set this up
help me bust it open
and then we can talk about helping mommy
with his business
very good
now about getting this door open see
that guard over there
he's the one who locked me in here so he
is probably a good place to start
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all right what's going on out there
whatever you did it's opened one of the
locks
so i guess you just do that for the
others
this seems promising
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another luck opened yeah keep it up
fake news reports are being circulated
saying people don't like being part of
chronopolis
citizens are reminded that watching or
listening to any news other than another
you saved my life
the third block opens inching me ever
closer to sweet freedom
hmm
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sweet freedom
thank you my friend
now i am finally free to satisfy this
burning hunger
i don't suppose you saw an open burger
stand on your way here
well never mind that for now there is
much to be done to ensure that the world
opens its eyes and accepts that monsters
are people too
stay tuned friend for things are about
to get
monstrous
but in a good way
hey
you didn't think you could be that
helpful and not unlock a new gwenpool
mission did you
go check out that bad boy
well i'm up to meet mommy
next stop hydra empire
a monster ah tell it to someone who
cares you screeching simpleton
stupid king
sorry
i was in my own world there but you know
not in the same way that jerk kang is
who's he think he is uprooting everyone
from their homes and dumping them in his
own private amusement park it really
bombs my a
still nothing we can do about it i guess
except keep taking out his goons when
they crop up it just makes me so mad
come on i need to go hit stuff let's
find some troublemakers and put a stop
to them
now we're talking come on won't take as
long to find some of those creeps
i know it wasn't you
but he sort of looked like he
all right that felt pretty good
let's keep going
more of them
we gotta stop them why are you doing
this huh
you really want to test my mood
back home i was a best-selling author
i'm not gonna rest until i wipe them all
out
heard they had a chicken outbreak in the
saloon the other day gave the sheriff a
real there
another gang of those things i got a
message for your so-called leader the a
stands for angry but i am one angry
well
if i am getting worse or
i'll smash you all the pieces where are
they let me add them
wow
this is for the time i got given weird
powers against my will and this
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whoa
that was intense
i don't know what came over me there i
just
got so mad and all i wanted to do was do
something crazy like
punch a boulder or something man i can't
keep acting this way
i'm just gonna end up scaring the people
i'm trying to save
and then i'm no better than kang
what i need is the help of some chill
dude to help me keep my anger in check
but who
actually
doesn't wonder man have a pretty laid
laid-back view nowadays
you think he can help me out
i wonder if he's still hanging out over
by the avengers mansion don't worry i'm
all right now
but i'm definitely gonna talk to wonder
man about this rage problem
now we're talking
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are you here for the anger management
session
i heard about what happened with abom
it seems
that ever since the dawn of kang's reign
more and more heroes are struggling to
keep their anger in check possibly
because you cannot spell anger without
the last three letters of kang
or possibly not
at any rate if people will benefit from
my passivistic outlook on life then i am
happy to share my experiences but in
order to do this
i will need you to fetch something
crucial to my anger management training
i appreciate this
by assuming the role of cuddle friend
you will play a vital role in the anger
management of abom and many others
so you decided to join us cuddle friend
and i feel calmer already
not that i wasn't calm before that
barista had every right to finish his
phone conversation before serving me my
coffee anyway with our lovable mascot
back with us
i just have a few more preparations to
make and our anger management session
will be in
session
[Music]
you did a thing
which means you've unlocked another
thing
that's right an exciting new gwenpool
mission of weights
why don't you take five cuddle friends
and i'll call you when we're ready
[Music]
have you or somebody you know been
affected by the symbiote i've been
keeping tabs on venom and carnage for a
while now trying to stop it from causing
trouble after all the last thing i need
is people on a witch hunt for anyone
with the symbiote but i lost track of
them last i heard they'd gotten mixed up
in something at alcomax but that's where
the trail goes cold
doesn't feel right that they just
disappeared after
think he could help me track him down
thanks i've tried asking around once but
maybe you'll have more luck
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apparently there's some shady kidnapping
rackets going on down in the maintenance
tunnels you can do it event if you've
got business at oscorp you're out of
luck there's nobody on the reception
desk who might have been the guy who
came running out when i got here come to
think of it it did kind of look like
he'd had a scare
try asking the locals if they've seen
anything suspicious
and gooey
suspicious and gooey
[Music]
still no sign of them here
they they told me that being a
receptionist would be
just taking phone calls and doing my
nails all day
nobody said nothing about signing in no
symbiotes
and two of them too
so
did you find anything out a panic at
oscorp huh
there could be something to that if we
knew what spooked the guy
so this guy had a run in with symbiotes
at his receptionist job
just need to piece that together with
the location so two symbiotes crash the
ozcorp building huh
there's no doubt about it it's gotta be
venom and carnage
which probably mean that they went
looking for a cure maybe
can't think why else they'd go there
of course there's one way to be sure
but anyway thanks
you were a huge help
something tells me that story doesn't
end here let's wrap this saga up in a
gwenpool mission
i'm gonna head over to ozcorp later to
see what the situation is if you get the
chance you should do the same
so that big
come on guardians how long does it take
novacore is always happy to help a noble
cause even if providing the refreshments
for quill soiree was the least zandar
could do after everything the guardians
of the galaxy have done for us in our
recent troubles with kang although i
didn't expect the responsibility to fall
directly on my shoulders when we agreed
to provide them as you can imagine the
nova corps have a lot of fires to put
out right now both figurative and
non-figurative and as much as i would
like to help out in the party planning
process i do still have at least a chunk
of an empire to run now could you lend
your time to the cause
wonderful
remember quill is a terran so you might
want to try and find some of that junk
food young people seem to be so fond of
come on guardians
excuse me i'll show them
i'll show them all
i don't want to go to work today
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listening to the god
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before
detected a crime pretty close to you
hey wouldn't it be great if this was the
last climb ever
a girl can dream
we decided
well i can't imagine they'll be running
out of food at this rate
now where did my assistant put that
invitation
did i even get an invitation
maybe it's time i start opening up those
messages i keep receiving they can't all
be spam on behalf of the nova corps we'd
like to express our profound gratitude
for your help in these catering matters
i shall see you at the event
possibly
i bet someone will pay a high price for
this hey
you didn't think you could be that
helpful and not unlock a new gwenpool
mission did you
go check out that bad boy
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i think i'll play some hexagon blitz in
my break just a little bit
if i spend a 32-hour lunch lost in the
hexagons
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what a