>>> OKAY, STUDENTS OF SAINT
LAWRENCE HIGH SCHOOL, WELCOME TO
YOUR ASSEMBLY ABOUT TECHNOLOGY
USE.
SETTLE DOWN, ALL RIGHT?
HERE TO GIVE THE PRESENTATION,
PLEASE WELCOME YOUR FAVORITE
TEACHER, MR. BEN.
>> MR. BEN!
>> THANK YOU.
I THINK.
OKAY.
LET'S START.
FIRST RULE, DO NOT ACCESS
IMPROPRIETY CONTENT ONLINE.
AND DO NOT BULLY ON SOCIAL
MEDIA.
>> COME ON, GIRL.
EAT IT UP.
>> THANK YOU.
I THINK.
AND HERE'S A NEW RULE.
AS OF TODAY, DO NOT MAKE FANCAMS
OF SCHOOL STAFF SUCH AS THIS.
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>> NO!
SKINNY LEGEND, WHY ARE YOU DOING
THIS?
>> BECAUSE YOU HAVE MADE
THOUSANDS OF FANCAMS OF ME, AND
I'M NOT SURE WHAT THEY MEAN, BUT
I KNOW IT HAS TO STOP.
>> BUT WE MAKE THEM BECAUSE
YOU'RE OUR BELOVED, AND YOU HAVE
US IN A CHOKE HOLD!
>> OKAY.
DON'T SAY THAT.
I JUST DON'T UNDERSTAND WHY DO
YOU MAKE SPARKLY FAST ROMANTIC
MONTAGES OF ME EVERY SINGLE DAY
LIKE THIS.
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>> I MEAN, WE DON'T MAKE THEM
EVERY DAY.
>> YEAH.
JUST ON THE DAYS YOU SEND US OR
GIVE US LIFE.
>> WHAT DOES THAT MEAN?
>> DON'T WORRY.
IT JUST MEANS YOUR FOOT IS
ALWAYS ON OUR NECKS.
SEE.
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>> IS THAT ME RIGHT NOW?
HOW DID YOU MAKE THAT SO FAST,
AND HOW DID YOU TAKE OVER ACCESS
TO THE MONITOR?
>> MR. BEN, WHY YOU SO MAD?
YOU'RE IN YOUR ASSEMBLY ERA.
>> I'M NOT MAD.
I'M CONFUSED.
IS THE WAY I ATE THIS UP A
COMPLIMENT BECAUSE IT WAS NOM,
NOM DELISH AND HAD YOU GAG?
>> EXACTLY.
WE LOVE YOU DOWN, MR. BEN.
>> YOU'RE SO FATHER, PERIOD.
>> OKAY.
SEE.
BUT IF FANCAMS ARE -- IF --
OKAY.
IF FANCAMS ARE BECAUSE I'M
FATHER, THEN WHY DID YOU MAKE
FANCAMS OF LADY LUNCH PAULINA?
>> BECAUSE PAULINA IS MOTHER.
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>> KIDS ON PHONE TOO MUCH.
GROW UP WRONG.
>> GUYS, I'M TRYING TO
UNDERSTAND IF FANCAMS ARE GOOD
OR BAD.
DID YOU MAKE A FANCAM OF LUNCH
LADY PAULINA TO MAKE FUN OF HER?
>> NO.
WE MADE IT BECAUSE SHE ATE US UP
AND LEFT NO CRUMBS.
>> THAT'S IT.
FANCAMS ARE OFFICIALLY BANNED
FROM SCHOOL.
>> NO!
>> WHY, MR. BEN?
THOUGHT YOU WERE DIFFERENT, BUT
YOU'RE JUST LIKE EVERYONE ELSE.
MID.
>> I'M SORRY.
I WANT TO BE A COOL TEACHER.
I KNOW I'M YOUR BIAS AND THAT I
ALWAYS MUNCH ON IT, BUT I JUST
DON'T GET IT.
WHAT'S -- WHY DOES YOUR
GENERATION HAVE TO MAKE EVERYONE
A CELEBRITY?
WHY DO YOU FILM EVERYTHING?
WHY?
>> FINE.
YOU REALLY WANT TO KNOW?
IT'S CUZ COVID.
>> WHAT?
WHAT DO YOU MEAN?
>> BECAUSE THREE YEARS COVID
MADE US ONLINE FOREVER.
>> BECAUSE COVID LOCK US DOWN
WHEN WE ARE 11, AND NOW WE ARE
14, SO NOW WE HAVE TO MAKE YOU
DADDY.
>> BECAUSE MOMMY WORKS REMOTELY
ALL DAY AND DOESN'T HAVE TIME TO
EAT IT UP NO CRUMBS LEFT, SO WE
MADE YOU DADDY AND MS. JENNY
MOMMY.
>> WHAT?
WHY IS MS. JENNY MOMMY?
>> GUYS.
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]
WE'VE TOLD YOU, THERE IS NOTHING
GOING ON BETWEEN ME AND MR. BEN.
>> OH, REALLY?
THEN EXPLAIN THIS.
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>> HONEY, THEY HAVE BEEN THROUGH
SO MUCH.
LET'S JUST TELL THEM THE TRUTH.
MS. JENNY AND I, WE'RE IN LOVE.
>> OOH!
>> FINE, IT'S TRUE.
HE'S DADDY, I'M MOMMY, AND WE'RE
ALL A HAPPY FAMILY.
NO CRUMBS LEFT.
>> YEAH!
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