all right
i'm resetting i've got to at least get
the very beginning of this properly
do i need to delete the license and go
again
i actually probably do yeah
let's see i think you delete it here
yeah erase license
all right we're gonna start for real now
when i actually don't screw up the
coconut glitch
that's what i'm doing up to start just
so that we can get it done
is he really is he really faster for
carts is that true
i guess that makes sense then dude why
is it why does it do that
i don't want to do automatic
i mean whenever i was like i scanned
through the record to get
a route i didn't copy it exactly but
um the record does like just
four short tracks so it does like mostly
shell cup and i think like luigi circuit
but i'm just doing glitches to get him
out of the way
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because that would save a lot more than
well not doing them so
and the thing is as you can probably
tell from the splits well maybe you
can't
actually i'm only doing four of these so
i'm not doing the rest of time trials
until later
doing this with bowser is like so like
strange
it's kind of awesome but it's so weird
i'm hitting the wall
that's like a 45 yo who's pb did i just
beat
holy moly all right yeah the mini turbo
sat i guess it makes sense
do a lot of mini turbos and i'll do gold
mine and i'll do gorge and then for the
fourth track
i don't know it doesn't really matter i
guess what i do
i'm not doing pipe bounces
not risking that risk isn't much of a
risk but
i'm just not wasting my time doing that
hopefully that lap counts 52 with old
strats not spin draft dude
that's not bad yeah i'll probably do lc
since i'll be after i do mushroom gorge
i'll already be in that cup so that's
probably what i'll do
i don't want to get confused either and
do like too many tracks from different
cups then i'll forget later
since i don't have individual track
splits
if i did i'd have like over 100 splits
it'd be like 32 times five so
it'd be a lot
that beat my pb at some point like more
recently
i had like a 110 there until like two
months ago
this is a good start this is awesome
this will be the fastest anyone has ever
unlocked funky kong
possibly maybe not i actually have no
clue
but it might be
what up invincible thanks for the good
luck
see if i can do this
in all honesty this should be the easy
part doing this in
the actual grand prix is gonna be worse
because i don't get guaranteed mushrooms
there
so it'll be a little more annoying
i'm gonna have to pull out some
shroomless
glitches possibly
okay sweet i thought that might not make
it i'll even come back here to make it
safe
i was gonna say i better lap count this
i should i figured i gotta try it you
know people say it's not
not too great of a category to run but i
gotta i gotta try it for myself
i have to see uh
oh it still made it that was really
close
if i didn't get that bump at the end i
would have totally fell
all right not as clean as the other ones
but i'll take it
if i was trying to be truly optimal here
i'd probably go to like
gv2 or something but i'm just going to
do lc because it's right here
it's good enough
i don't want to get too confused later
like i said
i don't even know where i'm gonna split
actually i don't know where you split
i guess it doesn't matter i'll just
split when i finish the track i guess i
don't know
we're all split for all the other things
what up nico phillips how you doing
hey hey hey what's going on
hope you guys like bowser because you're
only going to see him for about another
minute
then it's funky kong for the next seven
seven hours
i could split up the unlock i don't know
where that happens though so i'm
probably just gonna do it when i finish
the track
it doesn't matter the splits don't
really matter that much
what matters is the uh final time
i'll just be consistent with everything
else
all right sub six for four tracks pretty
good
i'm all that i just quit now
i do i can't remember i think you have
to go back here
yeah and then you do this and then
boom be like a 606 unlock
there's a category for unlocking funky
gog that's probably the record
that's pretty quick all right 150 cc
flowers so i want to i want to do these
cups too because these have glitches on
them
just want to get them out of the way
um no that's the wrong guy
i want to do okay no that's the wrong
car i didn't realize the cursor resets
on all these
that's kind of annoying actually
saved your stock portfolio is that your
financial advisor huh
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yeah i even locked funky you just said i
didn't even read that
well now i know that's what you gotta do
for unlocks
i'm not gonna okay i'm not gonna get an
item at all that's actually probably bad
so this is gonna be i'm assuming
equivalent to doing balanced items
i would think
i don't know if i should go for goomba
snipes either because holding onto these
shells is probably important
so i'm gonna do that
and having these bananas oh i will take
that though
nothing
see that's why i held on to okay
i didn't know that i don't know a whole
lot about that stuff
oh yo it was clutch okay that was
supposed to hit me i'm pretty sure
and she just drove right in the line of
sight that was awesome
holy cow
four five forty four holy moly people
really be grinding that
i didn't know there was actually a
category for that
so that's nice gotcha
all right well going for that ramp was
kind of a bust i also got
really bad luck dude i'm
um am i gonna get dead last
i was gonna say this is gonna be a
really fast reset holy moly
uh that is the worst rng i have ever
seen
in offline i think i've ever gotten
fifth before
jeez i think i can still win i hope i
can
i should if i'm eight points off of
waluigi and i get first these next three
races i should still win
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because it's a three-point difference
for
those places
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hopefully this is shroom okay that's
fine i just need one
for the easy strat i could just do the
other strat too but
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nice
actually you have to get a gold star too
don't you
okay i actually don't want to do that
strat it's kind of risky i'm not gonna
do that
i mean it's fast but i don't i don't
want to do that again
can i still get a gold star if i got
fifth that first race
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geez i'm just saying if i'm already
getting fifth the very first race then
well definitely a little worrisome don't
know how much your
times factor in because if the times
factor in then i'll still get a good
rating because i mean i just subbed
one on coconut mall i'm gonna probably
get a low one on goldmine
so we'll see if it's bad i'll just
restart the run that's fine
i'm not far into it i don't care if i
reset in the first 15 minutes i care a
little more if i reset
and it's like an hour in so we're going
to really be here all day
okay see i knew it would be there that
was smart because it's like always there
the cpus throw that in the same spot
every time
i got bad bad collisions so it didn't
matter i failed anyway
yeah i go for the unlock funky record
again that's true
at least there's that i just dodged that
red somehow
not really sure how i did that
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is unlock funky really like a category
people run or is that just in someone
else's hundred percent run
i probably if i actually wanted that i'd
probably want to do gb too
that would save like okay wow target
shocked i hope i get a good respawn at
least
okay oh dodge that
um what was i saying yeah gv2 would save
like
15 seconds or something
overdue an lc
i'm just worried about this gold star
rating now i don't know how i don't know
how tight it is if you
if you win the gp
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i don't think you're guaranteed a gold
star
i didn't get the double a single time
that's kind of unlucky
hopefully we don't make a pattern of
that
in the 620s maybe they probably don't do
the glitches if they're in the 620s
544 probably does all the glitches i did
i would guess get a perfect 60.
that's so bad though like that's so rng
dependent
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number of deaths oh that's really bad
too i'm about to do gold mine
i'm gonna get three of them right here
i don't know what up emmy jones we'll
find out
i wish it was just straight up time
dependent
i don't know how it works kind of wish
you didn't have to get gold stars
i wish winning was just enough
that should lap count i think it'll
count
i'm still in first so yeah well
this might suck
that's not gonna make it i don't think
that made it
no
not the best time to get bloopered
that's not gonna make it either crap
come on
no
that'll work okay that blooper was like
actually kind of bad okay thanks
well at least we know it worked because
i'm still in first so save time over not
doing any glitches at all
so man forgot balanced items really does
uh does do something to you
let's see if you got a gold star if i'm
about to reset we'll see
hopefully it's still a gold star at
least and not an a
okay i see gold star it's got to be time
dependent then
because i literally got fifth
ah still 150 are these gonna be on the
right thing okay
i guess that's when you fully quit out
that it's not
and then hopefully i get mushroom gorge
here beyond this point i don't really
care what glitches i get i just want to
at least get the 150 cc ones
i can't ask for too much though because
it is actually kind of hard to get all
of them
even in 150.
hopefully i get triple shrooms or golden
okay
i don't know where to use this exactly
guess here
oh yeah the cpu is totally cheap they're
rubber band
those times are totally fake although
it's funny it gives you a 152.
like instead of just being you know like
i got like a 120 something instead of
just them just getting like a one you
know 30. it actually was like a possible
time
how do they know that
oh man i kind of wonder how much rng
really matters in this run like i would
think if the runs long enough that like
on average your rng would be similar
like the less it would matter the longer
the run it is but i don't know
because i've seen like i mean i'll have
races where i don't get hit by anything
the entire race
and that'll happen other races
that are like uh they're like mario
circuit
right let me get fifth place because i
get hit by like five different things
yeah like 110s that's a good question
maybe maybe they did the glitch laptop
you never know
maybe they did maybe they learned and
adapted they got good
i could see that
i don't i don't really need a whole two
items but
no i don't want to hold two items it's
just annoying i'm gonna have that button
held down
also too um i'm playing on the wii u now
since i was normally on the wii before
because the load times don't matter but
for this run they actually do
so the reason i bring that up i am on
classic controller and i don't
i don't play classic controller so
it's actually been like i don't know it
doesn't feel really that weird but
just fyi i don't normally use this
controller
i wondered if that would make this like
pretty tough but
i don't know so far i feel like i'm not
driving any worse than i did before
it's kind of interesting though
i've used classic many times i just
haven't had to in a while last time i
did was probably last time i did runs of
mario kart wii
when it was still rta timing
got a classic controller pro
professional
it's got handles on it
the flare gets sub 1 it's a 120.
that'd be funny like actually somehow
draws from the record
or at least what the record was all that
now it wouldn't do that because this
license is i mean this
thing doesn't even connect to the
internet there's no wi-fi anymore
so there's no way i could do that
here man i really hope i got a shroom
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i'll try for one more item there
this is awesome let's go wait
i went too high no i didn't i didn't go
too high oh
i thought with the star like that was
kind of boosting me a bit
geez triple shrooms in 12th i mean
that's a little lucky
i was worried i was gonna get a bill but
i guess if a cpu is already holding it
then
usually they don't though they usually
just spam it oh
okay it's basically unlock everything
is how 100 works
so i just got to get every character
every vehicle unlocked
hey that should work uh actually that's
not gonna work
that was terrible did i sidetrack one of
those
did i am i still gonna get the lap count
i left for sure that wasn't getting it i
was kind of worried
oh let's look at the lab girl i went so
low
dude i don't know how that worked yeah
see luigi with a 146 like what the heck
man
you know what maybe it has to do with
that it seems like it's about 30 seconds
worse
every time so all right yeah like i said
i don't care what glitches i get now i
mean other than grumble i gotta get
grumble
i'll be a little like embarrassed of a
doubt but
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those are the the big ones i wanted to
get
i'll go for all the viable ones though
just tote for the best
i actually got owned for not going for a
box there i usually don't usually yeah i
don't usually do runs of this
so like i don't know is grumble on 100
cc
like kind of hard i don't know how hard
that is
because i know on 50
it's probably not going to be super
realistic unless maybe i like
get a mushroom and get on it on lap two
or something but
okay this isn't gonna be my way i don't
know about 100 cc glitches though i
don't know how hard those are
i haven't really messed with those
but i do have my split setup that i go
and do that next
just to see what happens i guess
if catastrophe strikes then resetting
now still won't be
super bad but it won't be super good
okay well thanks for the side trick and
the complete lack of height that was
awesome
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this mushroom cup's a little sauce
i'm gonna get this box i'm not gonna get
ready again
i gotta remember to do these splits too
so i'm only doing them every four tracks
okay that was a sketchy one it works
okay that was faster than the flower cup
how's that work
doesn't make any sense
two stars hey
i can play the star cup
in 150 cc that's so cool
all right i'm assuming uh i don't know
if it's going to reset my cursor no it's
not okay
all right 100 cc flour i'll try coconut
mal coconut mall should be the same it
really shouldn't be any harder 100 cc i
wouldn't think unless you can't do that
can you not maybe you can't make the
shrimp off the banister
i bet you still can i don't know why you
wouldn't be able to
grumble grumble there's no way
shroomless is possible though there's
just no chance
uh that okay that's a okay i'll take
that's a good pull
that's a good item
that was nice pulling a mega i like that
sometimes forget those items or even a
thing
oh this is definitely a hundred cece i
like forgot for him and i'm like why am
i going so slow
but that would be why
so i can't really snipe with this
because these will home in even if
you're nearing uh
first don't they yeah they do
dude the pals surprised i haven't been
hit by any of those
until now do pals no they don't mess
with the goombas it's messed up i wish
they did
okay just hoping to hit that little bump
and
get over the rest of that
it's better than last mario circuit by
about a million years the cpus i think
are easier
too on uh the slower cc's if that's how
it is in the other games i know that
but it's probably a thing in this one
too
i think at least that would make sense
since these are the ones you're like
supposed to do first casually
all right hope for some shroom single
shroom triple shroom
golden shroom any of those if i don't i
got to do the other method and that's a
little
more consistent oh i could have gotten
it at night i'll have to wait for ten
but okay that works
what crap and i can't go for it again
this golden's gonna run out
seriously i like hit the fence and it
just didn't
work just didn't let me in
all right i guess i'll hold these and
try it again lap too
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jeez what the heck's up with that
better luck this lap hopefully
i have three shrooms though so i can try
it again and i can dodge a blue if one
comes i think you can dodge blues 100
i don't actually know thank you canada
i think
nice get the blue up for the other guy
thank goodness that would have been a
bad time to get blue
i'm going to do the other method
so at least i got to skip lap 3.
i don't know how much time that still
saved i don't know what you get on the
cc
cool i'm not i'm not i'm not mad about
these glitches it's been pretty good
i imagine in a category this long those
have got to be by far like the biggest
time saves you can do even even with a
category being this long i should say
like that's in my control as getting
some of those glitches
because whenever i was skimming through
the the record now i did not do a lot of
those
i don't think it does coconut molecule
at all
and i think you can do 100tc shroom
glitch on gold mine so i could i should
be able to get a lap out of that
i should now the double cut on this
track do i remember how to do the total
cut
i'm gonna try it
okay i'm not gonna try it on that run
not with the blooper in my face
[Applause]
so i used to do the double on this
online but
that was in like 2012. i don't remember
how to do it on 100cc
so maybe i do but i don't know i don't
know what i know
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yeah you can i just don't know if i
remember is what i'm saying
it's like kind of it's a little
different
yeah like that'll work yeah it's not
that bad sort of big cheese
[Applause]
2005
it's just so weird dude 100 cc is so
like foreign to me now
this is like i don't know this is so
unusual
doing uh normal tracks on 100 doing
custom tracks on 100 i'm more used to
do the jimmy cat i can't even do that
150.
maybe it's easier on 100 who knows now
50cc i'm definitely not doing it
50cc you got to use a cart too
oh that's not going to make it i would
have made it on 150 easily
probably doesn't even lose as much
though because it's 100.
well i'm on the boost panel so
i actually think it's a nice thing that
50cc makes you use the cart almost
because it's gonna be like
so like different at least it'll be
interesting
like it won't be uh
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it won't be the same old same old stuff
that i'm used to it'll it'll actually be
different
it will probably be really it might be
really boring though i don't know
i'll find out pretty soon
worldwide tops an mc glitch big cheese
of course
i don't know i have no clue hopefully
i'm gonna bag and try to get shrooms
here oh my gosh these cpus are
definitely worse on this cc
i just want to be around ninth i think
ninth is the most likely place to get
shrooms or triple shrooms i should say
i don't want to go over there i should
have done it though i'm gonna have to
back for so long there's no good item
sets to get here
like there's none because these ones are
all in the air and they're all gonna be
taken
i'm i'm making i'm taking a big risk by
doing this
okay a bill actually i'm gonna hit this
nope i'm not gonna hit that aha no
i meant to hit the mine cart to lose it
okay i'm going to try this is the last
box i'm going to try to get it
if i don't get it here then i'm not
going to sit here and bag anymore
so what up exilor i actually feel okay
dude after the coveted shot i feel okay
shrooms yes
okay this probably is saving like almost
nothing
because i had to back for so long and
then you can't do it shroomless so i'll
just take my one glitch and
go but yeah i was worried i was gonna
get tons of side effects but
oh i'm dropping frames hopefully i don't
go offline
i was worried i was gonna get bad side
effects but
other than being a little more tired i'm
doing okay
even my arm feels fine my my arm felt a
little sore yesterday but it feels fine
now
yeah like i said i don't know what 100
cc times normally look like so i have no
clue like how much time i saved or lost
on this
okay i don't even know if you can do the
cut when you're small i'm not gonna risk
it
50cc treeway it'll be interesting
seeing how we compare are you gonna real
you're doing a full 100 run too
like you're doing the full full deal
yeah that really does 100 cc added
another like minute
something there maybe two minutes
actually because my 150 was kind of
rough
no i don't know i couldn't do as many
glitches too but i also failed gold mine
twice
on the other cc
can you do gorge you could probably do
gorge right
you have to be able to do gorge
i don't know if you can do it shroomless
though shroomless might be see why did
the cur why does the cursor reset
sometimes
maybe it always resets there and i'm
just not paying attention
but i hope i hope you can i'll try it
i'll bag for shrooms if i don't get
shrooms i won't go for it if i get
shrooms i'll try it see what happens
but i don't know if it'll actually work
okay ninth place is kind of the golden
one which is weird because strategic
it's
it's uh it's usually tenth
and this you want like eighth or ninth
for triple shroom golden stream might be
better though because if i'm gonna get
owned anyways
it's probably better i actually get this
so i can at least get a bigger
reward on lap one
maybe i don't know i don't know what i'm
talking about
sure online players would know what's
actually optimal for what tracks for
items
oh don't drift that way don't do that
yeah so i'm splitting every four tracks
what's 32 times 5
is that 160 160 tracks i gotta play it
in total in this
so i'm through four of the cups
how many cups is that it's eight times
five so
40. oh my gosh i'm only a 10th in
and those are probably the fastest cups
that are gonna be in this whole run
empty glitch is possible on 50. is it
even possible on a hunt
is it even possible 100
geez could you imagine doing that on
50cc with a cart
that would be completely awesome
it's like 116.
uh seahawks you stupid what's 9 plus 10
real question do you know
i had to think about it for a minute so
i can't i can't make fun
wait a minute see here's the trick
three times 32 times 10 is 320.
so you just have that it's just the half
of that 320. so it's 160.
that's easier to do in my head than
actually manually doing 32 five times
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now 9 plus 10 there's another trick to
it you add a one in front of the note
you don't make it 21 like a crazy person
would sometimes you have to because it's
awesome
my mom dude why are you talking about my
mom
doesn't make any sense it's not even at
all
you failed cringe completely foul
so i'm losing like two to three seconds
a lap because of 100 cc
yo what up hydration what's going on
the cows are unaffected sometimes like
enemies get affected by
like those items being used but
apparently not the cows 232 and rbc
yo that's crack dude good luck
well that mushroom is really in a really
nice spot
didn't have to be so harsh what up dj
steep
glad to hear that seahawks you do you
all right here we go it's the last
glitch i'm going for that isn't grumble
probably in this whole run that's not
true i'll do when i get to mirror mode
at the end i'll still try the same ones
on 150 but
i really have done mirror in a long time
i don't know how disorienting that's
going to be
might be like super weird
dude a star again what am i getting okay
i can use a golden
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i'll do it once that's fine i'm good
with that that probably saved like
i don't know maybe not even 10 seconds
but you can't do the gap jump on 100
anyways so you actually i maybe you can
i don't know for sure
i actually think you can and it's just
hard
but i'm not doing it again i'll just
take that
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like i said it's been too long since i
played regular tracks in 100
because you don't you don't get 100 in
mogees and i haven't done normal
worldwides and
well
many many years probably eight years
anyway seahawks dude i wanted to ask you
man how you doing today
what's going on yeah see so it was a 45
so it's hit like 12 seconds
assuming i get a similar lap but i i got
shot so maybe 10 yeah
maybe 10.
yeah those mushrooms still there i
should take those
i'm not getting owned here which is nice
this is like the worst
spot in the whole run to get hit by
items so those respawns can be brutal
that and failing the double which i have
already done like twice so far
as unlucky as that is
i don't think you can do late cut here
i'd be surprised if you could
only with spare gotcha i was going to
say i didn't even think that was
possible but maybe it is
you know you can do the gap jump uh
shroomless though do you know that
it's true epic
easter egg
king boo get him on 50cc
all i've gotten was the tiny titan so
far i think
i don't think i actually unlock other
things till i do the other cops
that's all i've really unlocked was time
trial stuff
i probably like start i'd probably do
star cup early too and go for maple
treeway but
you don't get it until later and i'm not
gonna do it later i'd only do it like at
the very start
but it's nice all the other glitches are
in the first two cups like all the
i guess the risky glitches i should say
that are like kind of viable
like coconut mall and stuff gold mine
and uh gorge
it's kind of unlucky that none of the
other unlocks really matter kind of wish
they did it
make it a little more interesting but
none of them do
once you get funky kong that's it that's
pretty much all you need
but it was kind of amusing using bowser
for the first
six minutes of the run
only funky kong was harder to unlock so
i think daisy
i think daisy you have to do like i
think you have to do like the star the
special cup and something
maybe the lightning cup
i don't think she's a quick unlock
though like like funky kong is
shaggy beach glitch that's a great idea
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that's that's a good one oh you know
what i will have to do though
most likely i don't have to do the
shroomless bc3 cut unless i actually
get shrooms every time and don't lose
them oh
i don't know if you can even do bc3
shroomless on 100
like easily i don't i don't know if it's
like the same setup or if it's different
150cc special so i thought it was
special
that's what i was thinking
triple star
see it's gonna take me back here now i
think it's gonna reset my cursor because
it did that no it didn't it's gonna it's
only gonna do that when i actually back
out of the menu
i think that's how it works
all right new tracks so what's up it's
too legit
it's pretty it's pretty okay right now i
mean i'm enjoying it i mean i've only
been playing it for 43 minutes though
fast forward six hours and i might i
might not be feeling so hot we'll see
oh dude why did he cheer for that
that didn't help him
and then i'm doing star cup now because
i think i put it i think i put this here
because i want to do
i want to see if i can do um oh that's
going to hurt myself why did i do that
i want to see if i can do grumble i hope
i can
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i don't know how hard it is to get on
the rock i might need to like go back
and like get speed and like drift onto
it or something
i don't know if you can just make it
with a stand still
and on 50cc i don't even think you can
do it without a mushroom
you should you should record some runs
that would be a win
get some good times on the board
be nice to see some big cheese 2005 runs
up there
i want to do rainbow road glitch
yeah you see the problem with that
even if you did that you'd have to use
that combo for the other three tracks
really the only scenario i could see
ever wanting to use another combo is if
you were doing daisy on the special cup
to do bc wii but even then it's like
not only is that kind of a hard glitch
but the chances of getting owned or like
you know being shocked or something is
not low
so and then you also have to drive the
other three tracks with daisy and none
of those tracks are like
actually that good with days they're not
that bad with daisy but
and i also don't have daisy so that also
doesn't help
the main place it'd be nice to have her
is the cup where
you unlock her so
lightning cup two actually yeah problem
is though i don't think it'd be fast to
keep switching combos but if the cursor
resets anyways
then i could see it being useful in some
place maybe
that being said i'm just gonna use
monkey the whole time
i don't even know if i want to go for
goomba snipes like i said see this is
wide
because these guys he's red red guys
they're nuts yeah bc3 i don't know what
i'm gonna do
i don't know if that movement's faster
either i'll i'll probably go for the
shroomless on 150 but
i probably won't on 100 because i just
don't know how to do it
a little 150 and mirror yeah i'll be
fine i could even go for ultra if i
wanted to
i don't know it's a seven hour run i
could i could go for literally nothing
if i wanted to
it's freaking 100
but it'd be cool if i actually got a
good run
dude two blues already seriously
not that far in the race yet so they
think so weird is like
you actually cannot get hit by like
three blues okay
there's other times i'll do this track
and i won't get hit by a single thing
meanwhile i've been hit by two three
blues already and powed
and did i get shocked too i swear
something else happened
maybe that didn't happen maybe i'm
imagining that
they're like what the heck what's up
with that
get low tricks there
i go for it now because why not oh i
don't even need to
it almost doesn't even get through all
the way
before it runs out
four at least i'm getting blued on the
moving floor
but still and another pow
okay i'll dodge that yeah
dude holy moly i'm not on aggressive
items
happening just
i'm just very lucky
fifth blue
geez i know it's a long track but wow
five blues
i guess i don't do grand prix mode
almost ever that could actually be
common i have no clue
probably want a bag here just because it
just makes sense usually
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make sure i get a decent place ninth is
good
not that i'll keep these i'm sure i'll
lose them when i get no i can dodge the
blues wait
i want the star to come out of that
i've got four chances so for four
different races i mean
i guess for each lap i guess you get 12
chances
it's a good chance of getting it at
least once
no okay i didn't lose speed okay that's
actually fine that was like
the cleanest way i could have failed
that
so
probably do i don't know i'll just yeah
i'll just keep using these for the cut
i don't need to waste one of these early
i don't know where these wigglers are
gonna be
okay i'm using one there couldn't tell
if a star appeared so i want to go get
it
it did
oh i meant a trick there
no bro i could have dodged that
you serious that would have been a win
at least i got in the cut still actually
that probably negated a lot of that
because that cut is like decently quick
when you actually can
trim
dude there it is let's go i got blooper
almost missed it again
you have like more time to react because
the cc so slow
all right well this has been a fun maple
at least i didn't get blued
five times here
only got blued once
and i got a star so 241 on 100 cc yeah
cool with that here we go moment of
truth can i do this
can i get on the rock i have probably
two tries by the time that i fail the
second time
it's going to be tough don't have that
much time before the rock starts to fall
so
i won't reset at this point but i will
be kind of upset if i don't get it we'll
be a little sad
i'm gonna go back because i just i think
that'll make it easier
yeah that was a good move i barely made
that
that was close
so yeah you almost certainly couldn't
make that with just the stand still
boom that was based
205 they don't rubber band as hard there
i got 43 they weren't even close
gotta love grumble volcano it's such an
awesome track
i think the best part about this run is
i'll get to do that glitch at least four
times
hopefully five now see there we go now
i'm actually unlocking stuff
shooting star should use that for this
cup cause i'm about to do rainbow road
here we go
ah oh dude sand hop i didn't think about
that can i do sand hop
i'm not doing sound hop
it's probably not that easy
doesn't say hardly anything anyways
it's like a shroom though
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ah that was a really dumb idea that was
i just wasted so much time
i should have just got let myself get
hit on the zipper and i would have been
fine
that was down get up arthur
thanks for the good luck
appreciate it might need it it's gonna
be a really long run
yeah i thought maybe if i got the wall
glitch i'd be able to dodge it somehow
i don't know what i was thinking
i just really didn't want to get hit by
the red
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okay it's fine i'm up by the zipper the
zipper like gives you your speed back
like even when you don't go off of it
as long as you're driving on it it'll
give you speed
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rpd
still wish these pokies gave you some
when you sniped them
that would be cool
every two laps it's like every three on
150 yeah i bet
i'm doing what uh some 50cc soon though
i had it kind of broken up because i
didn't want to do just eight cups of
50cc in a row i thought that might be
kind of painful
so i'm doing the retros after i do this
baby daisy what do you get baby daisy
from is that uh
the prowler are those from 50cc special
or are you on shell cup now
i guess i don't know exactly what route
you're doing
50 season special gotcha
yeah i don't know how to drive 50cc like
cart at all
i don't know how to do car at all
actually at all anyways so
uh why why am i running in the wall with
my stupid or something come on
i don't know how it's going to go
it will be interesting than tt's yeah i
do
i think my route i have it so i'm doing
the 50cc retros
and then i go and do all the tts as well
and then i come back and finish up 50
and 100
and then i do all the 150 stuff other
than those two cups i already did at the
very start
and then obviously mirror at the end so
i guess it's not like a
super weird route it's just i just
wanted to do some of the glitches early
on
and i didn't want to do a ton of 50 cc
in a row because that segment would be
like
two hours
yeah there's a lot of 100 speed runs
actually there's like 30 something on
the board
just kind of surprising
the record's like a 707 seven hours
seven minutes
i think
so i may beat that i may not
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we'll see i guess
i don't know where these cars are
literally no clue
so yeah it's a long one it's pretty
pretty long
hopefully i don't i get i don't know how
good it is but
there's a lot of rng too obviously i
think i haven't been blue or anything
this track but
other tracker got blue like five times
so i did a lot of glitches at the
beginning i'm hoping
my i guess my goal with this other than
finishing would be like it'd be cool if
i could sub 7.
that might be hard though actually even
just getting record would be cool
but even if not oh well finishing this
is already an accomplishment
what up august mkw how you doing
you can't change the item settings since
it's grand prix mode it's balanced by
default
at least i think it is feels like it
doesn't feel like aggressive
aggressive's
like really crazy
yeah already makes it balanced items
yeah you got to do all the tt
fast staffs as well so you got to do 50
100 150 mirror and
time trial so it's basically like 32
tracks five times in a row
with small differences
yeah the ghost will be easy that's
that's not the
the only part that could be possibly
concerning is getting a gold star on
some of the gps
if i just get really unlucky like i
already got fifth one race because i got
like super owned at the end of the track
and i was worried i wasn't gonna get a
gold star but i still did
if i get a gold star there i'm probably
getting a gold star everywhere
but the time trials will be free
and i already did all the i already did
all the hard glitches
that i was gonna do i just gotta grumble
do you trick here i'm a tricked there in
a long time
oh almost fell off there yeah you have
to get a gold star because some of the
unlocks don't work if you don't
like i i want to say there's a few
things that are like
if you get all the gold stars for like
all
gps of uh of a certain cc class then you
get another
unlock from it i don't know exactly what
they are they don't really matter what
they are
but
that's really the only thing that could
be that could be possibly scary is what
i'm saying
other than that the hard part's just
sitting here for seven hours that's the
hard part
it's already been an hour though it
doesn't feel like i've been playing that
long can i do this seven more times or
six more times
yeah tt's got to be the easiest part you
don't have to worry about rng
you always get mushrooms at the start no
other cpus to bump you around or
anything
that part will be fun
yeah that's kind of why i have it in the
middle of some of the 100 cc 100 uh
some of the 100 and the 50cc stuff to
just break it up because i think i'll
enjoy that part
that'll be the fastest part for sure the
fastest set of 32
because that would be faster than a
normal 32 track i would think even with
the
actually i don't know maybe not with the
menuing in between but
since this is full on real time this
isn't igt
anything typing in chat between races
yeah
you really don't get a lot of down time
it's not it's not a ton
like i'm sure at least one point in this
run i'm gonna have to take a quick like
bathroom break or something
like i don't know how i'm gonna go seven
hours without having to get out of this
chair at least once
but maybe
maybe not i don't know it's gonna be
kind of crazy
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especially i keep drinking drinking
water it's almost for sure i'm gonna
have to get up at least once
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this track is so slow 100.
that was like almost five seconds slower
oh
wow dude i like the i like the green
shell just falling there that's
cool
the green shell did the moon jump kind
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of
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thought i was hitting that wall for a
second
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that lap was over a minute i feel like
i'm playing a custom track right now
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okay that was awesome
uh that's target pow dude seriously
it's kind of a crazy place to use that
there's a good place to use that if they
wanted to
make me slow down
cp's kind of cracked
kinda not really though cause i'm
already almost lapping one of them
oh 50cc oh man
this is gonna be something
not quite sure if i'm ready for that
three stars what do i unlock me outfit
yo i got me up today that was me
that was awesome
okay 50cc now i really can't just spam a
still on funky i'm gonna have to select
the car manually here though yeah
shell
so i get all the cups unlocked for this
so then i could do tts
yeah that's why i do that actually
because you can't start with tts as a
luncha
you don't have all the i mean you can
but you can't do all of them i mean
so yeah i have no clue i have no clue
how to drive in a car in this game
like i have no clue
if i ever do a run of this in the future
for some reason i'm sure that i'm sure
this will be the biggest time save would
be
like learning how to drive properly here
like i'm completely guessing
jump trick what do you just not make it
otherwise
like holy moly
i don't even know if that was faster can
you snake in this game
probably not very easily
at least the cpus are probably going to
be garbage dude
i really did that again
come on
i don't like these cataquacks
so not only do i know how to not know
how to play with a cart but doing it
with
50cc on top of that
yeah i know what i'm doing you just fall
short
like specifically jump tricking you
can't just trick
okay i'm not driving in that grass again
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i feel like i've been playing this track
for forever and it's peach beach
sniper boom can i snipe them oh let's go
all right that was awesome thanks for
good luck cristendo 360. appreciate it
thank you for the luck
i'm playing 50cc with a cart
i'm worried i'm not even gonna get over
the the waterfall on on this track
like he goes so slow i don't know
if it'll work
let's see see how hard this is
okay good news wasn't hard at all
and i'm assuming i just want to
prioritize getting those orange
sparks but
i don't know if there's any other thing
i should be doing
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i should have seen how people actually
drive with a card on these tracks i
might have made this a little easier
to do that first
dude come on
luckily i'm not getting owned by items
right now
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that's where the raid blew up 20 blue
raid
what is going on appreciate it
how you doing
perfect time for a blue shell
you know i guess it is i'm playing 50cc
on a cart
i almost didn't even notice i got blue
oh the speed runs going
it's going all right i'm uh
i'm an hour in this is a seven hour
speed run so
i'll let you know in about six hours how
it went
but for now it's going pretty okay
beasting i don't i don't know about
beast that is the first time i played
cards in some of these tracks in my life
okay see i'm just not even gonna go for
that
i'm just not even gonna go for that it's
too risky because apparently it's easy
to fall off on that
on this cc
really fun in rsl oh yeah i bet actually
it probably makes that straightaway a
lot more fun
what up diddy how you doing i got orange
sparks there now
get orange sparks here though
i feel like i'm already starting to
understand this a little more but
maybe not
hopefully you're doing better than i am
dormant i don't know how the heck to
play this
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i feel so like stupid i'm not even doing
the cut there
this is just this is just every cc
basically so it's unlock everything
it's basically 100 is you just unlock
everything
so you got to do 50 100 150 and mirror
mode
and all the time trials
so i'm playing all these tracks five
times there's no custom track stuff if
there was then this would
wow this would be really long
i don't know if i want to bag there
probably not i'm going to get owned by
something
every seat i mean just doing every ct
already like is way longer than this if
you're just talking like ctgp
keep going in the grass because i don't
know how to actually drive with this at
all
can i snake here maybe kind of
you could probably snake on straights if
you know what you're doing
you got a beastly bro 26.
wash me in years dude i haven't seen you
in years dude what's going on
it's the beastly bro
has it really been yours
yeah that's why i'm using a car it makes
you i wouldn't if i didn't have to
but sadly i don't have a choice but
the nice thing is is that at least if
i'm gonna use a cart i mean
it's probably easier to play on this cc
so there is that
all right can i thanks actually actually
got an item that can protect me now
yeah you can totally snake if you know
what you're doing
200cc it probably makes it a lot easier
i would think
but even still 200 won't make it that
fast
oh thank you that hit one of the bananas
much busier nowadays i bet
i hope life's been going well for you
dude it's been a long time
sgv sucks oh yeah probably these are
like the easiest tracks i'm gonna play
so i can't really complain too
much
it's only going to get worse especially
when i do like the special cup
on this
i can get orange sparks here right no
didn't get it
it feels so weird snaking like this i
don't even know if that's fast i have no
clue
i wonder if other people who ran this
actually know how to drive with a car
that was only a 10 minute gp i guarantee
you that will be the shortest one
of the 50 cc that'll be the shortest
shortest gp probably
a lot of work to do yeah i can kind of
suck
for sure i know how that is
although i don't have a lot right now
that's why i'm doing a seven hour speed
run on a
on a wednesday
because i don't have to do anything
all right get these last cups done
estimated 12 oh 12 and 16. it's a big
difference every hour you stack on once
you get
into the double digits it's probably
gonna feel just so much worse
okay lucky draft i wasn't even trying to
draft oh okay wait hold on you were so
slippery on this
i don't know if i like that
yeah i can totally snake through here
um yeah i'm so slow i didn't even hit
those guys
dude seriously why do they get like
triple reds they're in second place
doesn't make any any freaking sense
don't play mario games anymore uh that's
not good
of course this game's awesome i don't
think i could ever
i don't know if i could ever truly ever
not play this game
played it for so long at this point
i could see myself never playing 50cc
with a card ever again
that i could lose
i want to get orange sparks on this
because i think i could problem is i
don't know how fast that would be
i don't even know if that was faster at
that point
probably not okay yeah that's that's
what i was trying to avoid
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rarely ever played mario it says fair
then in that case
what games are you into then that is a
good question
dude we're two minutes in i would be
done with this if this was 150.
this really is like two laps is like a
whole 150cc race
so i don't think i'm gonna sub three
tiny titan beats flame flyer oh why does
it have off-road
i really wanted those orange sparks
okay i'm just running the walls because
i'm awesome
sonic realistic racing games guitar hero
well those are all pretty good
is mario kart not falling to the
realistic kind of
racing game you're looking for probably
probably not
it's not a whole lot realistic about
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this
it's got to be off-road then that would
make sense
childhood streamers dude that's awesome
what for like monkey ball i'd imagine
flying shells and roads of rainbow
that's what i'm saying i don't know
sounds kind of realistic to me uh
dude this does suck yo wait a minute
this is gonna
really be kind of hard
just jumping over those is so hard it's
so funny because like if you ever play
this track in the original game like
actually like jumping on all those is
hard you go so fast and then in this
it's like
i can't even cross the gap it's too big
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or as a motorsport
extremely long seven hours
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uh of course he's going there of course
he is of course i wasn't paying
attention i didn't see which way he came
from
if i was i probably would have been fine
there
would have just gone to the other side i
can't low trick that either low tricking
seems like weird on a cart
so don't know if going in here is faster
i can't snake if i go in there
150 plus hours yeah that's a few more a
few more than
seven yeah holy cow
dude seriously i'm getting owned come on
seriously
i better get a mushroom here
make sure i get this in third mushroom
no come on
i don't need shells i mean it's nice i
guess to hit the crabs but
that's like right in my path
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it's like i feel like going out here
might actually be better with a car
maybe not though i don't know how this
track works
because then i actually get orange
sparks there
i'd be lying if i said i wasn't kind of
excited to not play with the car anymore
it's not bad it's just i just it's just
so slow if i was on 150 i think this
would be at least
like more more interesting
yeah toad with the tiny titan that's
probably why it keeps getting second
place
have an advantage well that's good at
least
yeah i don't know anything like if i
knew the lines i could probably just do
something but i don't even know what the
lines are so i'm just totally like
improvising i have no clue
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it's just all intuition i have no clue
what the actual
strats are
i'd imagine this way would be faster i'm
not even going for the dot cut
you could probably ah i don't know i
don't know if you can make it
um i'm going to block the cut so that i
can't take it
that's a good idea i'm not going to take
it i'm not going to get past
see if i hit that crate maybe it'll
leave a mushroom next lap
that'd be kind of lucky
okay i can snake on this
problem is i just don't know if that's
even fast because you have to take kind
of like weird lines to do that
and like blue mini turbos aren't that
good
okay at least i didn't full stop me
we should stop giving me these
okay that wasn't what i wanted
dude if i could have actually sniped a
mushroom out of that that would have
been cracked
what if that's actually a strat though
like for 150 like you snipe a mushroom
out of that box
and you take the cut with it that would
probably be super hard
but i wonder if that could be an actual
strategy
just thought of that right now
it's probably a lot easier on 50 cc i
have more time but
as if i wasn't going slow enough now i'm
going like 25
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cc
i guess it doesn't matter where that is
now it's the last lap watch me play it
nothing dude no shroom sometimes you get
shrooms it's like rng it's like the
goombas where you always get a shrug
it's like sometimes you get bananas
sometimes you get nothing sometimes you
get a shroom
orange sparks nice i don't know if that
was worth it though because
okay i still got more sparks there
i mean that's fun to play probably fun
to watch too though
what up uh oh you gotta go dude thanks
for the good luck dj
steep have a good one
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bag here i want a trick on this though
yeah that's probably faster what do i do
here do i
just still do that probably
some variant of that do i still want to
do this
maybe
i don't even know what i'm doing
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that is not that is unlucky that's not
good
just feels so weird like really having
no clue what i'm doing
it's like so do i want to like drift the
other way when i do this
see that's what i didn't want to have
happen come on go
i don't know what to do
oh well get double tricks on this now
probably
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i didn't need to pull that out
well what's up sunken crane welcome back
oh i'm gonna hit that wall come on
i'm trying to sub three now
i have orange sparks
you're not a good time to start sneezing
just saying
yeah i don't really know who that is uh
that is not good
okay well at least i didn't go in the
off-road
oh split i don't care if it's a little
off
yeah that gp uh almost 14 minutes long
so
how about that it's a nice long one
it's only going to get longer actually i
think the lightning cup's the
longest cup for the slowest one i guess
car world record what's that how
how how competitive even are okay don't
mind what am i doing i'm like not paying
attention this is this is
this is time loss i got to pay attention
don't want to lose the time on the menus
um yeah like how how crazy even is like
cart stuff
is people like going crazy on cart stuff
exclusively like pretty common are there
not many people that do that
i probably should bag here uh whatever
no i'm not the car i'm not bagging on
anything
i don't think would be worse
all right orange sparks on all these i
would think
yeah maybe not that one
definitely on this one
i didn't hit it seriously what line was
that coming from then oh my gosh dude
come on
that pow just not affect them i guess
i'm getting ready twice
you gotta be freaking kidding me
lightning too gotta get some bad luck
somewhere i guess
what up dianizer how you doing
242 oh yeah that was awesome
let's go
so fast
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all right no way i'm doing the guy here
no chance
5k rooms yeah probably
i bet i don't even want i don't think
you can low trick these like
it's i really don't think you'd make
that
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dude oh my gosh don't snake there don't
do that
probably a bad idea
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maybe you could low trick if you were
like in a shroom or in an orange
mini turbo or something maybe an orange
orange sparks i mean
what's up mullet head four how are you
doing
cousin in the chat
i don't want a snake there still
nothing's happened this track it's been
pretty chill actually all the right
turns you get like
uh you get orange sparks pretty easily
i don't think i've been hit by anything
um hit the wall
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i want to be faster to land on that wall
and skip that probably would be
uh did i want to do that okay it's about
time
it's a three minute race so it was a
matter of time before one of those came
along
voice chat to talk
what like texted text-to-speech
that'd be kind of cool
better read through more good luck dude
good luck
i really do not know a whole lot about
any of that i can't really
say much
that sounds like uh unfortunate
situation
just from what i'm seeing
all right what dude what do you do here
i don't
know clue what to do there
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like you can't turn very sharp on this
come on
why'd i pull this out nice car thanks
man you like it
it's a pretty good one it's called the
flame flyer
the flames are flying dude look at that
going
fast
i'm kind of ready to go back to the
flame runner though
i'm being honest
we're almost there only uh one more cup
of this after this
and then i'm doing 32 tracks of
tt's and then i'm doing more of this
at least it'll be on the nitro tracks
which are a little more epic
i guess can you wonder if i can do
coconut mall glitch with a cart
i wonder if you can do that on 50cc
i almost kind of want to try it but
there's like no chance i'd get it
but it would be cool
and you could use that like 10 seconds
later could have dodged it
i don't know if i've ever been dodged by
a cpu
like when i'm in a cannon i think that's
ever happened
i guess you can just do this on this
turn i guess that's why that's so wide
that's what that's for
you never have to worry about that when
you're in a bike
i want that oh i wanted that come on
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yeah the cpus don't rubber band at all
holy moly they're so far back there
where's the blue shell
uh did i get blue that race i i've
gotten ballooned a ton
but maybe i didn't get blue that race i
don't remember it was over three minutes
long so
i don't remember that far back
this it actually still may be worth
backing here actually not really bagging
just
no it's still probably not though
because look at they just don't start up
very fast and then i'm not even
guaranteed troons so
it's a chemie entry i don't know what
that is is that like the task one or is
that just the standard one
another task one i guess the one that's
in the record
versus like the old one
so i don't know i don't know names of
stuff based on people
oh dude i'm uh yeah it's not how you're
supposed to do that
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okay so it does do the world record
entry then gotcha
yeah super blooper nice you gonna use it
it's a good car
tell me that's easier than the normal
entry possibly
i probably won't try i don't know though
just trying it once falling off and then
moving on might not be a huge deal it
might be worth doing just because it'd
be fun
but it's like a guaranteed time loss so
but it's also 100 so do i care i don't
know
all right let's get a better angle going
into this
okay i don't need to trick off of that
oh so high didn't get it
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not gonna get orange sparks
i want that uh
yeah i can't start a drift i i was
probably still worth it that was cool
that was kind of awesome so i'll take
that
confirmation
i haven't seen some of these trophies in
so long
it was literally just two leaves it was
the trophy the super blooper
am i caught up
wait a second this may be the run of my
life
all right one more cup
thank goodness i am ready to do not this
i'm ready to do some time trials that'll
be like the slowest tracks followed by
like the fastest ones
uh i don't uh how do you have a star
this far out what the heck
yeah i have to do nitros but i have to
do until later that's that's my plan
which i definitely think was a good idea
for routing i did not want to do all
that at once
like if you just if you just took 50cc
out of this this speed run goes down two
hours
like it's it's a fifth of the run but
it's it's also it's more like
it's more like a third of the run almost
maybe a little less i guess a quarter
is just 50 cc
but again hey at least the nice thing
is it's different it is different
i'd probably get bored if i just played
on a bike for seven hours straight
snagged both of those if i should have
left one maybe one of them want to still
bend their lap three
and get orange sparks here
oh come on
i do that so often
dude just did it again come on
trying to be too cracked
gotta calm down
just drive into the finish line
thank goodness you get orange sparks in
this game like with the carts if you
didn't man
this would be so long bikes would just
be
crazy good
the feeling of unlocking it's just kind
of awesome
it's weird i haven't seen some of these
unlocks and well i haven't seen really
any of these unlocks in just so long
definitely it's kind of a throwback
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i really thought i could do that
this is probably orange sparks city if
you can actually
do it but i'm not gonna even get one
nope
i'm gonna regret going in here probably
no we're good
i cannot get a single orange spark
just a bunch of blue ones there's a lot
of zigzagging
but and go in here
reset i was willing to reset up until
probably about like 30 minutes in
beyond that probably probably didn't
want to do that
like if i failed one of those big
glitches at the beginning i probably
would have started over
i actually think i did start over once
yeah it says zero of two
so it did reset once
i think i failed like the very first
track or something
wasn't rta timing honestly
me too i guess it wouldn't need to be
but it'd be a lot more effort than for
the other categories just so many splits
you'd have to add up
but it's going to suck that i'm going to
get penalized for having to like
actually get up and take a small break
because i can't sit in this chair for
seven hours straight
plus i had to play on the wii u which i
guess is okay but
i am usually on the gamecube controller
so this is new to me
although i'm super used to it now
okay i got the orange spark last second
dude dude i can keep doing that like
every track
i will say this uh this second hour has
felt a lot longer than the first
hour did like the first hour just kind
of flew because
i went through so many tracks but
since the last like four splits have
been the last hour
it really makes this take a lot longer
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even though it's the same amount of time
passing i'm not playing as many tracks
so it feels slower
yeah my rainbow road pbs with the bike
yeah
i don't have any cart pbs i'm not a
carter i'm a
i'm a biker mario bike wii
that's all i know
i can even do bike on auto but
carts man i don't know
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it's a bit of a struggle
this track should flow pretty well with
a card i think this
track used to have a cart record i'm
pretty sure like the records with a card
at one point someone hit that place
really no one's gonna hit that well
i'm gonna go ahead and get another item
hopefully not a fib
okay good i'm not gonna hit that
i'm not gonna get an orange spark though
it's a nice try oh wait
no it was a really bad time to do that
biohazard is that who had it
yeah i'm pretty sure it is that it's
familiar to me
yeah this is super easy to do on 50 cc
on 150 it probably a little harder
i still think it's so funny that that
cut is so hard in double dash
it's not like so hard but it's a lot
harder to do that double dash than it is
in this game
this game it's pretty easy
especially at a at a slow speed okay
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thank you for the cannon get to keep my
green shell
wish someone would hit that fib
i don't know if it's better to it's
probably still not better to hit that
no really i just was trying to kind of
hug the wall
dude that was fast okay i didn't even
get to get my like mini turbo out
this track's at least kind of amusing
yeah that works probably not the best
way to do it but it works
that's what matters i may sub three if i
don't get blued again
and i will sub two for i don't know
this cup i guess
the fib is still there it's still there
come on get orange sparks come on let's
go
on a it was an automatic too
that i did not know
you for real
i'm going so slow i could do an orange
spark there it'd be fine
jeez
are you talking about like an earlier
record was that that one
we were just talking about actually with
automatic that would be complete news to
me
how is that even possible there's no way
we talking like 2008 stuff
so i have no idea what records look like
in 2008.
i was way too young to know
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all right this is going to be the
longest track ever
kind of sucks knowing i have to play
this track four more times still
meanwhile tracks like coconut mall i've
already played three times
2008 was auto buy heisman was 09 gotcha
so it wasn't the auto one that's what i
thought i thought you were saying the
biohazard one was
auto is it really
cuz i thought that one was a little
later
okay i'm so ready dude i think these
time trial segments is gonna go faster
than these four cups did of 50.
like these four cups took an hour almost
and i think time trials is also going to
be about an hour
it's going to be similar length i've
done four of the tracks too so it'll be
a little
a little shorter than otherwise
so i did those four at the beginning to
unlock funky konk
let's go say do i even want to land on
the wall here honestly
no i don't want to land on the wall here
that just sounds like a
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disaster waiting to happen ready you're
sad
i'm sorry man
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that's a blue shell isn't it did i just
see a blue shell no
uh whoops i keep pressing the wrong
button i was trying to drift i just
pressed the
look backward button again
whoops
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at least the red shells will actually
hit the back of your car in this game
some of the other ones and you hold like
that you hold it behind you
if it if it's not coming at a good angle
it'll just hit you like you can't
protect yourself but
it seems to be a little better in this
game usually even even with drifting
in a cart just get that out of there
what up cubic 3107 thanks for the good
luck appreciate it
what's going on
you get like double orange sparks here
which is kind of cool is that gonna go
down yes
mushroom for me
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and they go really far out
i'm not getting orange sparks there
what i don't know if that was a good
place to get shocked or not
all right
that was an almost four minute race
sweet when's he giving me credits when
does that happen do i have to do all the
cops to get credits
or is it retro specifically
i don't know how it works
okay it's probably when you do all the
cops
maybe i will still play it i got the
cheap cheap charger yo
yeah that's not going to play it guess
you got to do all the cups for the
credits to
play that makes sense all right time
trial time here we go
i already did luigi's circuit and uh
toad's factory or the other one mushroom
gorge
i'll get ready for the best music at
some point assuming you're talking about
the credits
what up elijah 2ko1 next with good luck
oh dude i feel like i'm on 200cc now yo
this is so fast
this is so much faster this is awesome
i've never appreciated playing on a bike
on 150 so much
about the last empty after the rail cut
that's freaking unlucky
that sucks yeah i just have to get one
star because one star
unlocks a few extra things but getting
more than one star doesn't unlock
anything else so
you just gotta get one if you had to get
three man this round would really be
rough
it's getting threes actually kind of
hard
it's like not free
during the credits you can skip the
credits though i'm pretty sure
like it lets you
or if it doesn't i think you can still
just reset the game and skip them
anyways
uh for a second i forgot i have an item
because i remember skimming through the
through the record mod
you just you just reset like you just
you hit the home button and reset
when the credit starts playing change
course
time it out best of luck with the speed
run see on a bit all right have a good
one blew up
peace out so yeah this split in the next
splitter gonna be really short
because i'm only playing two tracks
probably don't want to do the two shroom
strat here it's a little risky
especially when i don't eat the track
and i don't get a full startup boost
that also makes a little tough
oh i almost didn't make that oh i was
wondering should i just do the shroom
cut
can't skip i mean if you could still
just hit the reset button
like on your wii so
i will say if you watch it once i think
you can skip it
after that so if you've only watched it
once okay i forgot to use my shirt in
there
i probably do want to use it on the
actual lake it's a lot safer
mine is what
my pb on this track does the late cut
with the shroom
what the heck
so i think i only have one more time i
got to play this track too i think it's
just
mirror your uh mirror mode
yeah it is no
no i haven't played it in a 50cc item
yeah that wouldn't have made it if i did
that shrimless
so using a shroom is a good call
okay so 153. i'll take that
what up x guess m interesting category
never seen it before good luck thanks
for the good luck
it is uh definitely pretty interesting
i'm honestly not having too bad of a
time right now it's been pretty
pretty fun so far
should i go for the glitch dude i'm
using the flame runners no chance
i'm getting that
that's the thing too if this was igt
you'd probably switch the optimal combo
for these
but since it's not since it's rta you
don't want to switch combos because it
wastes time world record is
seven hours and i think seven minutes my
back kick
is gonna come out there i should have
used my other two shrooms that's what
you're supposed to do i think i think
you're supposed to use them all in lap
one
i haven't tt'ed this no glitch
but i do think that's what you're
supposed to do
some of these tracks i just don't know
but yeah the reason i'm doing this by
the way if anyone didn't know why it's
because you gotta you get more unlocks
if you beat all the fast staffs
or all the you just gotta beat all the
regular staffs you know you have to beat
the fast apps
like i have to beat that mario back
there like oh really tough
there's only a couple that are even
moderately difficult and moderately
difficult it's like
you know when i first you know earlier
days when i started playing this game
they were kind of hard they're not hard
now though
i don't think any of them are gonna take
more than a single try
i'd be surprised if they did
all right and then yeah
well you're supposed to do the king alex
strat if you're based
but i didn't do it because i'm not based
i'm cringe i don't know how to do it
properly
never really tt that track
i guess if you're not messing with the
ramp then you would do what i was saying
at least i think dude okay wow that was
lucky that's that's what we like to call
uh
lucky i was really lucky
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come on man i do time trial this one
sometimes
what if i actually pb on one of these
like in a run that'd be kind of funny
i kind of doubt it would happen
especially when i'm not using optimal
combos on some of the tracks but
still be kind of interesting to see that
happen
it's just so weird that this is like a
speed run like in time trials you don't
usually do speed runs in this mode
the thing with normal rap is it's not
very fast like it's faster in versus
mode
cause the chain shop will always target
you but it doesn't target you in time
trial so
unless you're doing like the actual
really fast ramp
i don't even think it's faster
oh that's yeah let's play it safe
all right no mistakes on the double
that's good
[Applause]
it's a 154 i'll take a 154
with all of that all right now we're not
skipping tracks
now i just do all the cuffs all the
tracks
hopefully i don't forget any because you
have to you do have to manually select
all of them
i'll i'll notice when i don't get me off
at b
any tip for the double other than just
saying do basically what i did
oh i have a shroom yeah i do shrooms i
almost forgot
uh yeah i don't know if i do
it's kind of one you just have to
practice a little bit and then you
get a feel for it you can get it a lot
run is dead it doesn't have to be though
your game your game should auto save
you could just well if you're actually
if your power is like completely out
then yeah runs dead i thought i don't i
thought maybe you meant like it just
went out for a second
that's unlucky when you like it's like
storming where you are or something
what the heck it's not usually
it's not usually how runs end
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i don't really drop this one either
132 108.6 space and lc2
an earthquake i have heard about that
that that i have heard
so i guess you never know and that's a
minute long run so
it is it's kind of funny if that's just
wow what are the yachts
really like wow
that's really lucky
now tracks like this i legitimately
could pb in one try because my pb is not
very good
i probably won't but i could
still best known pace jeez so that was
just super unlucky then i guess um
i still just can't get over how much
faster this is than 50cc with a cart
i don't know how to do the rock strat
here
i wish i did because it looks really
cool and it's supposedly not that hard
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it's a new strategy
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yeah i'm not even talking about the
manderstrat that i know is pretty
pretty annoying
i've tried that one before
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so i'm just doing this like the
old-fashioned way just don't hit
anything
don't trick
okay
ah that works every one of your pbs
well
i don't know what to say uh
maybe i just got really lucky i don't
know
to be fair i've played a lot of these
tracks a lot of times
oh an empty yeah i don't know about that
i don't know about that one
especially since i'll be on flame runner
that might be tough
if i had done that that run right there
like a month ago i actually would have
pb because my pb was at 226 there until
like a month ago i got a 223 in like two
tries
it was one of my really old ones i just
hadn't beaten
i actually kind of want to try for one
glitch should i should i try for one
glitch or is that stupid
i'm gonna try it i'm gonna try for one
i think it's probably dumb and i'm gonna
lose like 10 seconds for it
but if i get it it'd be based i think
it's worth trying
because i actually could get it it's not
like impossible
i haven't done this since i haven't done
one shroom here oh man or the one glitch
i mean
very long time there's a throwback
see if i can do it
wasn't even close that sucks i just lost
like 10 seconds
in seven hours though really doesn't
mean a whole lot
that would have been so based if i got
it it would have been so awesome
but that's the hardest part just getting
in there it's the hardest part
if i'd gotten in there then it would
have been a good chance i'd get it
since the two shroom part you can do
pretty safe
and then the bump with a shroom is like
almost unfailable if you take it really
slow
yeah i'm still smoking the ghost i don't
know what's going on with that guy
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did okay that's the second time i've
done that come on
it's not that it's not that worth it the
wheelie there that's gonna happen
i think that really sucks about falling
there isn't that i fell off
just that i also didn't get to use a
single one of my shrooms so i didn't get
to do the cut
i don't know it was still worth trying i
think if i miss record by 10 seconds
i'll be mad but
oh well
can't win them all
to be fair this is supposed to be the
easy ghost to be fair
the fast staff is a little faster
i'm probably still beating it but i mean
maybe not actually i don't know
i might not
all right i don't know how to get on
this rock like with the mushroom i could
i'll try it but
i'll try it i'll try it might as well
see if we can do it
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oh well there you go i did it okay
apparently that's not that hard
either that or i got really lucky
but i don't think record did that so i
saved my 10 seconds back i'm all that
this is probably my probably the best
time i've ever done this with the
flame runner i think i've ever done that
without jumping jumping off
although i am doing this really slow
like oh my gosh dude i'm doing this so
slow
holy moly the fact that i oh that was a
split
whoops the fact that i didn't um
the fact that i didn't even sub 30 is
like kind of incredible i did that so
slow
i'm serious with random moons every time
you enter a secret room it would be
random
eight hours long the finishing times had
30 seconds of difference
sometimes those things happen it's
possible that's what i'm saying
yeah it is i mean maybe it's really hard
with bowser bike
but it didn't really hurt to go for it
so a figure might as well
it was kind of awesome
okay well i tried to hit the cancel
wheelie button but i'm on a classic
controller and i don't normally use that
so it took me a minute to find where
that button even was
guess i'm not doing the ultra i mean
it's not a huge deal
i suck at the ultra anyway
it's free with nanobike or quacker it's
the only ones i've ever done it with was
the nano bike and honestly i remember
being a little annoying
maybe it's not
whatever i might just need to do that
safe i cannot do that on this controller
run there just gotta go
i don't time travel this track at all
whatever it works
mock bike it's super easy too
barely even gonna sub two
that skip speed run i did i subbed too
that was it was a slower time than that
i had three shrooms it's kind of awkward
uh shroom strat here
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i don't know i don't know the actual one
i don't think you use it on the on the
grass though
that might be what i do because it's all
i know
well that was already kind of risky that
car was there
okay thanks for the hop not 201
that's what i should have done then last
time i time trialed this track
one one one was still the shroom strat
that's fine as long as i don't hit cars
that's what matters
so
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i don't know if there'd be another car
there
this is different from full game runs
you actually have shrooms
i have no clue it's going to be here
apparently not much
i don't know it's gonna be there either
yeah red car
at least i'll beat this truck finally
because i been using shrooms
although oh that guy's in my way
okay this was this is not even gonna be
faster than my shroomless run
by hardly anything
yeah it wasn't
milk truck it's gonna hit you it almost
did it was close it was scary
man i have shrooms should i go for
glitch here oh
i wish i knew how this actually would be
worth doing probably
because if you know what you're doing
this glitch isn't that hard but
i don't really know how to do that
glitch that well with flame runner
that was a mock bike i'd consider doing
it though
thank you
like i said though these these tracks
are 150 you just fly
like i'm just going crazy fast
i've only been doing tts now for
what not even 25 minutes yet i'm already
about to be in the retros
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incoming 220 uh you see these lines my
guy i don't know about that
my bc lines are kind of cracked i don't
know if they're that correct
whatever it gets probably technically a
pb though because i've never time trout
this no glitch
219. dude thanks for being fair
yeah 223 or 24 probably something like
that probably 24
probably not 23. maybe even 25
actually
wow got unlucky
no i don't know how to do that
yeah 225 would have been 224 if the
finish line
actually was where it visually is like
you finished that track so late
compared to where the finish line is on
the actual road
oh man all right moon jump time let's go
finally a category we get to do the moon
jump
this is awesome i don't know what i'm
supposed to hold up or down i have no
clue
been so long since i've tt'ed this one
like properly
it's been a long time
and i'm not gonna do that little corner
cut obviously
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not throwing it away
234.
oh you hold up with a regular hold down
with the wheelie gotcha good to know
thanks for telling me
and i'm never gonna actually hit the
boost panel on that
it's actually absurd to think that
there's still
like almost five hours left in this run
like that's kind of starting to set in
just how long this is
okay thanks thanks for the hop bro
appreciate it
yeah you fall off if you hold that that
makes sense
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this will probably like a 2 30 3 or 4
or something
maybe 35 even
no it won't be a 35
yeah 34. that's what i thought
all right time to do the shell cup it's
exciting stuff
oh shroom strats on peach beach
uh i think i know what the spear ones
are it's probably the same
i'll just do those
i vaguely remember just i haven't
touched this track in so long like you
like shroom
here and then it's on lap two or three
whenever the water is all the way up is
when you do the other
other two shrooms
it's weird these guys aren't chasing me
anymore
it's a little different from what i'm
used to
okay so it is lap three
112 with bowser bike how do you even do
that what the heck
oh you won't be able to make the cycle
why not am i gonna be too late
i don't know how long the water is there
i guess we'll see
feel like i'm getting chains though at
least i'm getting halves those are
pretty good
oh no i still do yeah yeah it does kind
of start to
go back in i don't know that works that
wasn't a terrible stream strat
it's gonna evaporate
something like that 116
how about that it's not a 112 but it's
116.
day one record sad i missed that i was
only 13 years too late
i don't remember how to do this one
and this tracks good bit different with
flame runner than spear
yeah i'm just so i'm like still a little
more used to it with
spear i did time trial this one like i
guess it was kind of a while ago but
59.00 with bullet bike
literally how
seriously mega off the top 10
here is he is he actually off the top 10
that's
i didn't know that
bowser bike okay that's yeah yeah that's
your bank even still though
bowser bike
did i say bullet bike that's what i
meant i mean i meant bowser bike
i just usually think of a flame runner
so if i see bb i don't think
i don't think that was your bike
well i don't do that shroom cut
apparently
oh there we go that's that was a much
better shroom cut
that's fair
all right like a low 54.
not bad
will i sub three for time trials that's
what i'm wondering
i think i will but
not 100 sure
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yeah it might have been a 53. could have
my pb's at 53.9
so could have maybe beaten
yeah that's what i'm saying even just
the pb would be something but a imagine
a world record holy moly
i mean just the fact that i'm playing on
a controller i don't normally use
already
probably takes that out of a question
for me even pb
as nice as that sounds
you have to play on ctgp is that like
actually a requirement pretty sure
you're fine if you're on the vanilla
game right
although i imagine it's like recommended
i always do time trials on cdgp
why not you really need both
really i didn't know it was that crazy i
thought it was verifiable because you
got the ghost data but maybe
maybe that's not good enough with like
the uh
input detection and everything
all right i had no idea what my pb is
there i don't think that beat it
probably not probably wasn't that far
off though that was clean
143.
this one with funky flame this will be
fun
this will be awesome
i suppose so
see i just don't know what to do there
like i have no clue
okay
two seconds is a lot you know
could be true
oh
it's like i just don't want to do
anything stupid there and like lose a
ton of time
yeah i don't know how to do double pipe
i don't think i've ever really done it
properly
that's what i'm saying i thought i
thought that was a decent time i was
like i don't think it pb
but i don't think i was that far off
like i think i have a high 143 but i
think it's probably like a 0.6 or
something
that's another one that i haven't played
a whole lot
yeah you don't have to stream if it's on
ctgp i know that i didn't stream my
first maple treeway record
that wasn't a problem if it's on ctgp i
mean they can verify it
man flame runner loses a lot there
this one too flame runner with shrooms
this is gonna be
interesting i haven't done this
oh
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can i go inside the tree do i want to
she don't want spear but
oh that was bad luck
what up cat santa you ever noticed that
[Music]
anyone
all right 125 whatever
hmm
yeah i mean talent plays a part but
i don't know with the really grindy
things
a lot of that probably is just how much
you're willing to grind
i would think
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the hard work pays off whether you're
talented or not that's true
whatever the heck talent it even means
that's been a hot minute since i tt this
one
i don't remember how to do this part
there's no chance of this being a 205
probably not a 206 either with these
chains
or that first one
and that uh bridge section more so
so i don't remember how to do the bridge
at all
yeah i knew that was gonna happen
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it's probably gonna be like a 207.
[Music]
all right
oh i thought that load screen was gonna
take longer
yeah quick you pick things up i think
there's probably some natural ability
with that
a lot of things too are just a
culmination of everything you've ever
done in your whole life
makes makes uh how quick you are some
things
there's also some of that
like all your experience added up
oh
i feel like this would be fun to time
trial really haven't
played this one much
okay nice i like how when i hop it
doesn't come out that's really awesome
that keeps happening
jeez yeah i lost a ton of time
yeah i just don't know how to do like a
lot of the cool stuff on it
it could be cool to learn and actually
be like good at i would think
okay that was that was cool
koopa cape is full of jake
it's kind of an awesome track but it is
crazy
we're just flying
it's not going to give me credits for
doing time trial fast steps is it
i don't think so
categories for tt32
that makes sense nothing for 50cc
i guess no one wants to run 50cc
i don't know how they decide what
categories to put on those whether it's
just people asking or
i have nothing to do with the category
extensions
so i really screwed that up really bad
geez yeah that was really bad
that'd be my guess yeah it's just
because people probably don't want to do
it
whereas you know 32 track time trial
does make sense
that could even be like a regular
category honestly
why is these these wheelies are like not
coming out
150 or lower yeah i don't know
probably a few
there you go that's how you do that
ending other than
the slight misalignment at the end it
was good
sub 140 still with the mistakes
finally get to actually do the cut here
today let's go
lowballed it 90 i mean 90's a good
good amount
that part explains
100 is just unlocking everything
so you play through all the gps and all
the time trials and beat all the ghosts
you do every track five times
it's kind of a crazy one
good come on come on stop failing those
got a bit of failuritis going on
oh yeah i'm smoking all the ghosts
they're not even close
i like earlier when i was like maybe i
might miss one
it might not be one
yeah i don't know about that
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i mean i guess not falling off is better
than missing all those low tricks
that was about as safe as i could have
done that
i just don't want to fall off completely
fail that would suck
104 he's quick
he's fast yeah
no we forgot to menu
and you can't pause come on
no no way they put restart right there
oh my gosh only menu down once normally
all right that's 20 seconds right there
that's the biggest time lost this whole
runs from menuic
that's why i wish the speed run was was
uh igt
like every other category in the game i
know this one you lose 20 seconds from
miss menuing
because that's really awesome
man that was stupid
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oh
menu prank yeah enough i missed record
by 20 seconds guys i'm going crazy am i
going to be happy
i'll just say that oh yeah dude oh my
gosh
this cut is like impossible flame runner
you can like not turn sharp enough
i wonder if it almost be faster to do
the spiral skip thing here
instead even with the shroom probably
not it doesn't actually save that much
maybe it would be
707 it's it's a long one
my bat cake i'm already gonna lose a
minute later because i'm definitely
gonna like have to
go like for a break for like
at least a minute probably
i just don't see that not happening
this is just way too long i'm not even
halfway done i feel like i've been
sitting here all day
it just keeps going on and on
get up joshua j fox it's going well dude
how you doing
in the chat
favorite gamer two favorite one wait a
second
but underscore underscore
in the chat
what's going on
yeah oh my gosh
it's going all right we're just we're
going
we're still going
so it's a long one so i don't know how
we're doing because i've never done one
i'll find out much later i'll be able to
tell
probably by the time i get to the last
part which is just doing all the mere
cups i'll have a decent idea of what
this run could be
because then at that point it's just a
32 track so
that's easier to estimate i don't know
how long 50 cc
100 cc and all that crap like takes
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you that's pretty good two that's pretty
good i thought those
those flowers were gonna go for me i
forgot this is time trial mode they
don't do that
at least not at that cycle
thanks for the good luck
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did oh my gosh i almost just drove the
grass
i was really bad luck
pretty much stuck the entire time
missed the skip once what skip are we
talking about
assuming you don't mean this i mean you
can't miss this you just use a mushroom
i don't know but you have to change
characters you're already losing time so
any character switching is just not
worth it
136.
you're losing all my speed i guess
that's not bad
for regular tt's i mean why would
rosalina be better what what's the
what's the appeal there what what does
she get
out of that that mock bike doesn't
i guess that's my question
you playing this track all day
mario circuit three is kind of fine
just kind of a frame grind i guess but
it's i don't know i like playing this
one
that's pretty grindy
i mean can she drift sharper is that how
that works is that what the drift stat
does
i mean if that's the case then who knows
maybe
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this is still gonna be a 119 nice
i think that's good for funky flame
it's a little harder to do that than
with daisy
yeah shroom's a pain yeah doing that
really well
especially if you're using funky it's
like really annoying
that's why i lost most of the time
yo what up anime in the chat
oh yes we got a rosalina uh
i couldn't like unlock her like normally
right
like there's no problem with that
because i don't have a galaxy save data
it was like wait a second i forgot that
was a thing
i don't know when you unlock her
otherwise
speaking of which i don't even know when
this run is the end when i finish the
last track or does it end when i finish
the last unlock
i don't know
gold time 119. dude i bet you can do it
keep at it took a three-hour nap dude
i've been live for three hours
took a nap right as soon as i started
it's really sad you missed the 50cc
retro cups it's really really sad
that's the most exciting part
although the tts have actually been
pretty nice i like doing this like just
doing all these tracks with mushrooms
really does make it kind of epic
118.2 you know it's a little faster than
a 119 but
good luck you probably had that too i
was gonna say
say your goal time is uh 119.
i didn't get that
mere retro so she really will be like
the last thing that i unlocked
so if anything not having the galaxy
save would save time
because i wouldn't um
i wouldn't have to worry about
like menuing through that so i i keep
spamming a there because
you know that's the logical thing to do
but no
retry is the first option for some
reason like come on
so i've lost like 30 seconds to menuing
now it's kind of annoying
it's like 10 seconds every time at least
we're almost done with time trials
though so there's only two more chances
i can screw that up
hopefully won't do it again
this track with funky kind of bangs
i tried i tried to do ultra on maple
three-way i was close
i wasn't close at all i did try though i
fell i didn't get i didn't actually get
the glitch entry i just completely
failed
which i guess is better than failing the
shroom part but
i did give it a chance because i had to
it's awesome
among us
among us in the chat
oh that was clean that was clean
yeah i get three of those i get a 209
with funky i wouldn't be mad about that
okay i did that one a little safe but
that's fine
it's like a 210.
all right one more track
and then that's it that's it for time
trials we're back to 50cc
everybody's favorite part of the run
left k-pop nice
it's nice to having to dodge those
swamps in the
time trial too
oh yeah i was getting close you might
just maybe jump higher
yeah chains are annoying for sure
i feel that
it's annoying if you're playing a track
where you really need them
i guess they don't matter as much
so i don't otherwise where these swamps
go
i don't know where this geyser is either
oh okay that works
yeah i've done uh i don't know i've done
like half of 100 cc
half of 50cc a quarter of 150 cc i just
did two cups and i'm about to finish
time trial so
however much percentage-wise that is i
don't know
i've still got to finish all those up
and then i haven't done any mirror yet
because you know i don't unlock that
until
the end of the run
i think the geyser will be on the other
side yeah that's what i thought
i think if you're early enough you beat
that though
all right decent recovery kind of
screwed that up
it did not sub three for time trials but
at least that was close
okay now we go to 50cc
mushroom cup sprouse
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here we go this is going to be the next
hour because this takes forever
because you got to use a cart and it's
really slow
it's really cool
there's no point even bagging a single
shroom isn't even going to get through
the
cut
yo casey yeah thanks for the prime
gaming sub
appreciate it dude holy cow holy holy
moly holy cow i
couldn't decide which one i was gonna
say how you doing
holy cannoli oh that's a new one i've
said that one
i like that
doing great by you i'm doing awesome i'm
playing mario kart we
doing a speed run that i'm not even
halfway done with yet
which is pretty cool
oh what up dragons4477
don't think i've been here since you got
a 114.
that was two years ago it was a long
time ago welcome back
what's been going on
it's not three years that would be a
little too crazy
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got that in summer of 2019 i remember
because i was there in fact it was
almost exactly three years ago it might
be exactly three years ago
no i think it's june 15th i think that's
when i got it
because i remember it was the week
before i went to gq so i think it was
that day
i don't remember i could always check
some spirit.com i guess
why am i using a cart because they make
me
just the mario kart developers decided
that
this is just what you have to do
for some reason
empty glitch record a while ago i did
i sure did it was pretty awesome
kind of crazy it even happened but it
did happen
why just saw that
doing a lot of mario kart lately pretty
much
it's been uh yeah it's been most of my
most of my gaming stuff
it's just been this not not this not
50cc in a cart but you know
running into walls on mumbo because it's
hard that's why it's the second track
not the first one
forgot logan had it yeah he just like
never played it again he was just done i
guess
after he got it that was a cool video i
did actually watch that today
finally watched that
it was kind of exciting i was like two
look at me that's me i'm in the vid
it was awesome never been in a vid
one of those kinds of vids before so it
was kind of interesting
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an mk8 dude oh man i can't even imagine
it might not i don't know it's it still
feels pretty dang slow though
it's pretty slow
not my favorite yeah the 135
i'm assuming the one he set like a week
or two ago
yeah record's pretty good now it's hard
to say it's it's bad anymore even though
it does still hit a wall
it was an improvement by four four
seconds that cannot be understated
that's how much
time that is it's probably the biggest
cut in a long time
like that's even bigger than like when
koopa cave happened
like is that a bigger cut than rbc
as well it might be i'm not i should
even go for glitch on this it won't work
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yeah i could have been 133 well give him
enough time i'm sure he'll get it
classy cynical what's my prediction i
have no clue
the record 707 seven hours seven minutes
so probably around that
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could be a little slower could be a
little faster i really have no clue
at least the mushrooms always make you
go like faster
that's true actually you might not have
gone for the he might not even gone for
the tree clip if he didn't hit the wall
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maybe he would have i don't know
smo and wii series stuff is always nice
man
that's not not a bad combo there smo and
the wii series
i respect that 10 second cut okay i
didn't remember how much it was
that makes sense though that glitch is
huge i just didn't know how much it
saved
since you know koopa cape would save a
lot
but it's just first time it's been done
it's not done super fast
is the garbage base yeah well there you
go
well either way he's probably gonna
i mean probably just has to go for that
now right
i don't see 135 getting beaten without a
tree clip
so i guess that's like a requirement at
this point
probably won't play it again myself at
least anytime soon
i have no i have no clue how to do a
tree clip i've never never done a
fast tree clip still
i just feel like i'm playing casually
that's what this feels like when i'm
playing this
like cc in a cart it literally feels
like i'm playing casually
it's kind of nice i'm not getting super
owned like with items so far
spoke too soon i even know if i want to
charge
and he is insane that's true it's his
track man
what up brain
retreat clip yeah i got the high one
i've done the really high tree clip
but as cool as that one is it's like
kind of slow
it's the problem like that's probably
even slower than the benny honestly
probably should have yeah fair enough i
just thought i was closer to the finish
line than i actually was
why am i why am i holding this out
doesn't make sense
i don't want a snake in here because i
don't hit these boxes but
it feels so weird to just drive straight
and not do anything so i'm
kind of want to just keep snaking
because of that
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oh double trick
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blow trick yeah
i bet it would be i think this would be
like pretty interesting if i knew what i
was doing but since i'm just like kind
of guessing everything it just feels
kind of weird
it's just completely improvising
i don't know the first thing about
carting like
actually well
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yeah of course these already switched
because i'm on 50 cc i'm actually going
to get these conveyors at the right
times on every lap
that that's how you know this is slow
like wow
i don't want to drift on this actually
is that a triple banana i was gonna say
i'm not holding the button
it's like why is that floating behind me
nope i almost i pressed the wrong button
meant to break and i hit the look
backward but i was fine
so hit that wall
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to say i probably don't want to release
while i'm on there but maybe
maybe that's actually fine with the
orange what up bl craft what's going on
you're new here
are you sure about that
i like go with a button to hit the split
key and i
forgot i was on 50cc
that would have been embarrassing if i
didn't like roll into the finish line
there
what i did
nice mushroom trophy that's cool
i got toadette oh that's from the time
travel i'm gonna get all my time trial
stuff now yeah
so if we get me outfit b it means we did
them all if we didn't
means we means we didn't
a present i guess i do have a galaxy
save data never mind
there's me i'm wearing overalls that's
cool
and i got the sprinter that was out of
order
oh and i played eight time trials that's
so cool
and i got the spear waluigi for some
reason
that was cool that was awesome
love american steve
this igt i wish nope
is rta epic the timer looks thanks i'm
glad you like it
it's from this really cool game called
fortnite
if you've heard of it
i'll take a fourth place box i'll take a
third place box
all right i'll take a tenth place box
seventh probably fifth by the time i get
there
okay shroom
let's go
maggie you telling me magic cruisers
faster on
delfino square you sure about that
i just don't have to change combos
though again if it was igt
this speed run will be a lot different
but
since it's not you don't want to change
combos like almost at all
just drove in the grass i was just kind
of smart
i mean it's kind of fun it's kind of a
fun run i won't lie it's kind of stupid
but it's kind of fun
take the cut on delfino okay i'm never
doing that ramp again i didn't realize
how bad that would be
i wouldn't be faster there though what
it i don't know that would be faster
there
maybe i mean the thing is with delfino
though is that you can already take the
dot cut
if the dot cut wasn't there maybe it'd
be a different story
okay i just thought i was getting ready
again okay i guess not
um
present for you hope those guys like
you're telling me i didn't dodge the pow
huh
seriously you kidding me
it's like well i do i do have to do all
the cups on 150 still other than uh the
first two so
and i also have to do those cups in 100
the retros
so still a good bit left like i said i'm
not even halfway done
i'm getting close to being halfway done
but i'm not quite halfway done yet
mine i get three stars oh i'll get three
stars i got
fifth place on that track earlier and i
got three stars
it's gonna happen now do i wanna go for
the glitch here that's
a good question probably not i'm not
going no
i kind of want now no i'm not gonna do
that i'm not stupid
it's not happening
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with a cart not happening no chance
this will be the only time i actually
play this track normally
unless i i don't know unless i fail it
in a mirror cup i guess
premier mode
wii sports resort all pro which took you
six and a half hours
that's a pretty long time
that's might as well be the same as this
i mean
seven hours six and a half it's not
gonna be a whole lot different i was
really hoping i'd reach this first
that sucks
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those cars almost drive faster than i do
well that was cool
i is there something up with the cart
and not being able to dodge pals i am
mashing the d-pad and i'm not dodging
the fouls
like question mark why is that happening
smo any percent yes it's only an hour
long
there we go triple bananas is good
that's what i want
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glad i got rid of that fib
i gave him like eight years
well we sports resort dude that game is
awesome you should
the game's completely boss
this sucks it's really fast i
couldn't even reach the item box that
was so slow
50cc by the way i'm lucky if i sub three
i don't think i will i really don't
think i will
that's my fib do not hit that
okay see i'm glad i got that item box it
was worth it
i should have gone for the glitch i
would have saved so much time
if i somehow miraculously got it it
would have saved a million years
should have just done it just once
and i already failed maple treeway
though i didn't really want to fail
again
what up simon
i really don't know what to do here can
you even do the single cut
like that's a genuine question can you
even do the single
playing mario kart 8 deluxe online yo
that's good that's a good game
i'm playing mkwe offline
it's almost as good as that almost
probably not as good
dude come on i was holding that dude get
a stand still come
are you on thank goodness with these
zippers i can start feeling like
i'm playing on 100 easy
[Applause]
i tried something there that wasn't bad
actually
i'm gonna sub three on this track i'm
excited
i'm doing awesome i'm playing it playing
50cc
oh that's not a good time to do that
and it didn't stick come on
can't wait for my triple trick here i
actually did trick three times
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i feel like i'm cracked getting all
these tracks but it's just because i'm
just so slow
i should probably release my mini turbo
bc64 i already did bc 64. it was almost
four minutes it was really close
[Applause]
it was like 354 or something
pretty sweaty in mk8 is it
is there not a whole lot of casual play
still on that game i would think there
would be
this game you'll get more of that just
because you have to play on custom
servers but
my concepts
it's unlucky
uh it's not gonna matter didn't get a
box those guys are so far back
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uh yeah that was
that was awesome i don't think i'll sub
245 at this rate i'm kind of
oh what's happening
no it's gonna be a 246. yeah
don't play around i bet what up i'm
silver yay thanks for the good luck
appreciate that
mario kart wii that's that's the game
that's the one right there
you got it i think you can do the glitch
on this track on 50cc
with the cart i'm guessing probably
not
that'd be cool though
oh i'm gonna fall off i'd
okay i could have sworn i was holding
left
so i mean i guess it makes sense i went
left
it's just not usually how that works
it's fine i guess
i was gonna say i'll back for shrooms
and do the glitch but uh
i don't think that's happening someone
will hit that hopefully
hopefully it doesn't even matter if they
do
really want an item that is good it's
not this
okay yeah we go
they're actually keeping up with me on
this track
do they like not rubber band when you
get far enough away or something because
they're rubber banding a lot better now
i don't know how it works
i think this is the first time i've done
the cut today
ah no
i'll be honest i think i've been pretty
lucky with the items i can't really
complain
maybe that's just because super early in
this run i just got annihilated now
anything
anything feels better than that but
okay i brought me to a full stop i
stopped
you know when you're only going two
miles an hour and you get knocked
there's not many uh
not many speeds left you can go
i hit someone with something i don't
know what it was
i don't know what to do that was the
riskiest thing i've ever done it's
like another almost 14 minute cup what
up chrismer57
welcome back glad you like the stream
got some good news for you it's going to
be going for another
three and a half hours
because i'm only just now maybe maybe
halfway done
maybe two stars i didn't get three stars
for that bro that makes sense i kind of
i kind of noobed it a little bit
two more of these oh my gosh two more
that's not that bad we can do it
i am so excited to play something that
is not 50cc
100 cc even is like doable i don't mind
100 cc
it's not a whole lot slower than 150 you
can still do a lot of the same stuff
so it's not too bad
you were right you were right i did not
get three stars
that was kind of convenient
i didn't get it come on
i did that last time why do i keep doing
that that's just gonna be in my way in
about five seconds
that doesn't make any sense oh no it's
not i'm gonna ride this
i think kind of
i mean maybe they actually are maybe
that wasn't just i mean
i could be partly because i fell off too
but oh this off road it's killer i might
not even be faster on 50.
even with that full on mini turbo i
wasn't wasn't going very fast
makes it even worse it really does
now i kind of want to know what 50cc on
a bike feels like i don't know if i've
ever experienced that my whole life
25 cc
this is what this is i think i could
walk faster than this
go for this again
i'm afraid to hit those cones i feel
like just hitting one is gonna bring me
to a full stop
i didn't really need that
all right where is mine i just realized
my phone has not been on me this whole
time which
oh it's right over here it's gonna say
shouldn't be a problem but
probably should have that on me
if you thought that track was long it
gets worse
i'm not even like the the shroom the
shrimba thing is not even gonna be worth
it here i don't think
i think it would be slower because
i don't think i'd make it through
like if i tried to cut through the grass
i just wouldn't make it i don't have
enough
speed
i don't know if you want to trick there
or not
all right this is a small taste of what
it feels like
to play 100 cc getting me excited for
what's coming in about 30 minutes
oh see i kind of wanted to keep that but
that's fine that's why there's three
laps you get three chances
to do something else
yeah i'm not going to step through here
there's no way
dude come on
i keep doing stuff like that
there's no way i have a shot at record
if i keep doing stupid crap like that
there's not that many places you can
lose that much time
except for doing stuff like that like
falling off
which i have done quite a few times
all right i'm not going for that again
yeah that's fine i just really like 25
cc
oops more axis
i just that's just the order of the cups
i'm doing
you don't have to do them in exactly an
order if i wanted to i could literally
do these at the very end
i don't think anyone want to do that
but you could
see i'll try this watch this
yeah i mean the shot kind of negated
that but yeah you don't get through
dude 50cc mirror i don't even think you
can do that
would i start with i started with some
of the
150 cc 100 tc cups i like did a bunch of
the glitches first
and then i went and did some
50cc and some 100cc and then i went and
did time trials and now i'm coming back
and doing the rest of the
cups i didn't do just to kind of like
break it up
like the retros i did like an hour in i
think
and i started these about 20 minutes ago
or 30 minutes ago
all right i got i got blues like three
times maybe twice i don't know i got
shocked though i got shocked and blew
twice at least
i'm forgetting is it's three minutes
that was like two races right there
almost
i really hope i can get the glitch on
grumble i really do
but i literally don't think i can like i
gotta get a mushroom and i gotta get to
that rock
so fast
like i don't know
i don't know how this is gonna work
all right tripp that's a good pull
that's good
i don't know if i can touch blues in
this cc so i don't really know where to
use these
because i feel like i'm going to get
reddit if i just hold on to them
i'm like scared to do anything wacky
here
i will say at the very least these last
like several tracks for 50cc should at
least be kind of cool
be at least a little challenging maybe
see i just lost a crap ton of time
but i also dodged a red shell so it
might have been worth it
it was all part of the plan
so instead of losing four seconds i lost
eight not bad
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jet setter be faster you know it's a
good question
um i have no clue all i know is
you you want something that has not just
a good speed
for karting in general but you want
something with a lot of mini turbo
because there's a lot of mini turboing
so i know nothing about cart stats
other than flame flyers the one use the
rainbow road so it's what i used
i don't know if to be faster to try to
yeah that probably wasn't fast and i'm
gonna i'm gonna fall off of course i'm
gonna fall off
any cc that's faster than 50 would have
made that effortlessly
that was the worst respawn too that that
is the worst respawn
i think in this entire game that is
horrible
that respawned me like five seconds in
the
like behind where i fell
wow just kind of amazed and i don't
know oh my gosh do not fall off again
i'm trying to sub four here
if i ever do this again i've gotta like
figure out how to do these
freaking cart 50cc cups i just don't
know what i'm doing
probably losing millions of years
at least get a star out of here no
that's fine i got one earlier at least
yeah it doesn't feel great you know and
when people keep saying
that hundred percent speed runs are
pretty painful this is what they're
talking about they're talking about 50cc
probably
because yeah it's a little hard to do
like i don't mind the karting aspect i i
kind of mind the fact that the races
are about twice as long as they normally
are
that's the hard part
automatic well then maybe it would have
some
kind of use to it but i don't think it'd
be as fun
like all the snaking is the only thing
that's making this kind of interesting
just driving forward on 50cc i'm just
like oh
faster like it hurts
all right i'm gonna bag i don't want to
just drive straight backwards that'd be
pointless
if i did that and got a bill i'd lose so
much
get out of the way no no way i need i
need something
don't be a bill okay this this actually
is probably the best thing i could have
gotten
because i can spam these this or triple
shrooms really works just as well
okay well not if i don't make it i have
to make it
let's just say if i get hit again i'm
actually worried i'm not gonna make it
i might only be able to do the glitch
once
don't come on this is tight
this is actually tight
i think i gotta start spamming this i
think i gotta start spamming this
all right should start using it here
okay let's see hopefully i can at least
get a lap
i mean i'll get a lap i don't know about
two though
no i'm not gonna get two actually i
might
stay on come on
come on go
all right i got it okay that should work
that should work
okay we did it yo
that was so close
literally like half a second slower and
i might not have
i barely hit the checkpoint
i mean that just saved so much time over
not doing that
like especially 50cc that was another
three minute track right there i just
did in a minute 20.
that saved so much
like that's honestly like probably the
biggest glitch time save in this whole
freaking run just doing that
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so yeah golden really was a good pole if
that wasn't a golden and that was just a
single shroom i wouldn't uh i wouldn't
have made it
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yeah i have no clue how many altars are
possible like that one you can't
i don't think you can just go back and
do it i think i had to go and get
mushrooms
unless i went back and got mushrooms but
if i got a bill and i would have just
been screwed i just would have been out
okay i don't think i really want to hold
this
i actually would rather protect myself i
don't want that
but yeah i doubt many i mean coconut
mall might be
because you just have to get out of
bounds but other than that like
stuff like mushroom gorge maybe there's
a chance
okay that was i have no clue what to do
there
i might just do that the normal way
because i don't know what to do with
this cc
dude that pow blue combo was cracked
whoever planned that did freaking insane
strats that was
that actually got me kind of good um
that
that didn't that didn't make sense
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but yeah what other ultras could even be
possible gold mine there's no chance
any of the clips there's no chance if
we're even just if we're still talking
carts we're talking like bikes
too then okay well
at least we're getting lucky at least
there's that
here pull another mushroom i dare you
bro you did not just get three shrooms
in third place
yo that is cracked
never mind i'm holding this that's
actually really good to use that shroom
in that section that's what i should
have used it for last time
instead of just spamming it let's
probably faster a trick on this in this
cc
look i don't even know if like the
bowser castle three cut you could even
do on 50.
like stuff like that even like 50 is so
slow 100 cc already is like a struggle
yeah you can't dodge it's freaking 50cc
that's not how that works
man maybe with super grinding actually
yeah anything about that
maybe super grounding doesn't give you
that much more speed it doesn't give you
more speed than a mushroom i don't think
dude try this again go off the zipper
thank you like why
why could i not hit that it wanted to
hit me during the lightning
all right this is a really unlucky race
on top of already not playing well
this is gonna be like a 320 by the time
i get there
maybe not a 320 but it kind of feels
like it
yeah that one just that one just hurt
that was painful
all right what's next moonview highway
that's what's next this actually
probably won't be bad because i'm going
so slow i'll
anything that's coming i'll see a mile
away
oh to get like air and stuff now that
yeah that's fair i get what you mean
right i forgot that can give you extra
air time
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okay well i guess it's better than
getting hit by a car
still haven't decided yet if i actually
think
50cc with a bike would be better than
50cc for the car
because i won't lie this has been kind
of interesting but
interesting doesn't always mean good
i don't really know how i feel about
this
other than i'm kind of just ready for it
to be over
which is good i got three tracks left
hundred cc
got to be miles better
how about that look at that there's not
gonna be a car here i'm so far behind
these cars almost go faster than me they
almost do
like look at how slow this is
in the bomb cars too man
i was a little close i won't lie i
really did not think i was coming out of
that one alive
i'm gonna be honest i just wasn't paying
attention that's why i hit that
what i've been saying
you really do the double on dk summit is
that not like freaking hard
delfino dot cut
in terms of shortcuts it's got to be
better i just feel like at least with
the driving it's like something a little
different i don't know it's like not
monotonous
but it is monotonous because i'm sitting
here for three minutes every track so
the same time yeah i don't know how much
faster a bike would be though
like it probably still would take a
really long time yeah what up fat boshy
how you doing
243 that's probably
a really good time
it's probably uh really not good time
glad you're not tired at least yeah
that's good better than yesterday
good stuff me too me too i don't know if
i actually am
i'm like a little tired because i had my
covered vaccine yesterday but
i don't feel like super terrible which
is good because a lot of other people i
know did
after their second one
yeah uh let's not do that
probably want a trick here fdc soon
yeah it's been fine so far but never
know what'll happen later
you never know
12 hours kind of blows
i mean i got mine like well over 24
hours ago i'm still
doing all right
so i think i'm good
i don't know if that means it didn't
work or like was i supposed to
feel kind of crappy right now
don't almost take that
won't be able to get it anytime soon
dang dude seriously
really i feel like i was saying we were
getting good item luck and all of a
sudden dude
getting blue multiple times a race again
it was kind of enjoying when that wasn't
happening
it's probably better to just actually do
this
not that i have any idea
yeah i know they're slightly different
but i don't know what that means in
terms of how
often i get owned
like i feel like it's probably it's
probably most comparable to just using
balanced on versus mode but
i don't know how close it is it's
probably a little different
i thought i'd pull the super mini turbo
i don't even know what that's called
does that actually have a name
is it just a super mini turbo
i imagine an mk8 they have a name for it
right
yeah i'm dodging that guy these pals
messed me up in 50cc
yeah just maybe a sore arm even my arm
feels okay though
like i don't know i guess it was a
little sore the day of
and later in the day
all right after all that
i still subbed three and a half minutes
pretty impressive if you ask me
now here's the next step can i sub four
on rainbow road
huge epic challenge can i do it
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who knows
yeah i wouldn't imagine that much i just
know like the items i can pull are a
little different
yeah it just depends well yeah i mean
like i said something could hit me later
or maybe not maybe i'm just
i'm just very lucky who knows
but fortunate thing is is i uh if i
don't have anything i can do this run so
probably wouldn't be able to do this run
otherwise i was thinking i might be
sick today might not be able to do
anything
i've never time tried this track on this
car i wonder what it would feel like to
actually do it like in 150 cc and then
actually play this now
like how how much that would transfer
same probabilities in versus mode gotcha
i mean it's the same thing in balanced
runs though sometimes you just don't get
blue for several races and other times
you get blued like
literally multiple times in a race just
depends
yeah man oh that's what i'm saying
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see i'm just super lucky that's what i'm
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saying
dodge it no i should have waited
i should have waited i feel so dumb now
if it was actually right there that is
i should have waited there too to have
it hit me on the boost panel
oh wow
this track really plays pretty okay on
50cc with a cart gotta say
it's not bad
just can't wait to switch cc's i'm going
to get credits too actually i haven't
had credits this run because i never
actually
fully completed any of the cc's until
now
and someone i guess you can't skip the
credits unless you use the
actual home menu i hope it saves the
game
otherwise this four hours is a waste of
time
because i'm gonna risk it i'm not
sitting there watching the credits
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go go go come on
you gotta be freaking kidding me
yeah i watched the direct
i'm pretty excited to try the new monkey
ball
um i have no clue what it will actually
be like to play but it looks interesting
you know
looks good i'm excited for it
excited for some of the other games too
i think they'll be fun to try out maybe
all right let's see should give me
credits and i should be able to skip
them
by resetting with the home menu if
nothing else
should i think
i don't really need to take a break yet
so
it's going to play credits right
yeah you can't skip them let's just try
this see if it works
i don't want to redo that cup i hope it
worked
it looked like it worked
well there you go it works baby daisy i
got baby daisy
and the piranha prowler
and i can play bikes on 50cc now and it
doesn't matter
sweet
that's good to know i'll do that every
time
i do have to menu back over though
finally dude no more carts
no more carts let's go let's go
no more 50cc no more carts
pretty soon it's going to be no 100 cc
either that's going to be pretty cool as
well
it'll just be 150 in mirror both a
witcher
pretty good
why did i i don't know why i do that's
what they said i had to do
the mkwe devs are just like you got to
use carts for 50. you got to use bikes
400 not that you wouldn't but
yeah i have no clue what time i get i
will literally not be able to tell
until i'm probably on mirror or close to
mirror mode
because a standard like run like no skip
with balanced items would be like around
an hour like 18 minutes ish
i don't know how many skips i'd be able
to get because it's on mirror too so
that's gonna be a little weird
other than my grumble
and then 150 cc i've got
almost every cup to do but not all of
them i've already done two of them
see if i snipe him i didn't dang it i
was hoping i'd snipe him so he didn't
chase me
okay nice wheelie lock
100 cc still better though
yeah that's i mean i imagine maybe
that's why a lot of people start with 50
because 50 is really like the rough part
if you can get through 50cc
then you can get through
most of it but it's a long time
like i just thought this would be like
fun to try once
i probably won't run this again but who
knows maybe that maybe i will
if i did i probably would want to at
least figure out how to use a cart first
because i'm sure there's tons of time to
save there
still weird on 100 cc though
just a little bit it feels like i'm just
going a little too slow it's not
like completely awful but
you know just a little off like a 111
that's a little slow
in terms of what it feels like like you
got 150 and 100 really feels barely
slower than
150 and 50 seems like it's own game it's
so slow like it's
it's not like linear it doesn't feel
like it at least
but again could be partly because i had
to use a cart
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i'm mopping people
that's awesome
454 7x will happen before 137
and 64 120.
i have no idea i don't know
i mean just my completely random
uneducated guess i'd guess
137 would happen first but truly i don't
know
nice that was what i wanted
hopefully i don't get ready here i'll
get a little bit of a break away
yeah i mean isn't 454 like
already cracked like getting a 0.7 like
wouldn't that be like insane
i don't know i i don't i really don't
know that much about smb1 i know a
little bit more about 64.
sub 120 and sms 3d all-stars edition
dude okay can you just not dodge these
or something or
can i really just not time these
like can you not dodge blues in 100 cc
that's a genuine question i actually
does my d-pad just not work like i'm
mashing it
i got a mash like knot up on the d-pad
it's like bugging
like that's really irritating
why is it happening
i should have i should have a shroom
right now man i'm kind of mad
it's more specific it's like frame
perfect maybe
see this is why i wanted an item this is
this is why i went back
my other stream still there
dang it
it's kind of unlucky
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holy cow
that's supposed to be the shortcut
j cool gets pwned epic style
i don't i don't want to change the title
of that
that's not something i'm trying to tell
everybody
that i'm getting owned still got three
stars for that
it's like i somehow knew that i got
owned it wasn't my fault
other than not dodging the blue i guess
i guess that was my fault yeah
maybe a little bit just just a tad
what i really got really bumped in that
like frame i wheelie oh my gosh
yeah you're not giving that crap to me
no you're not
i didn't even mean to bag but that was
cool i got triple shrooms
you really don't have to go to that low
of a spot to get a good item
it's good to know actually
oh
but i got that item box one shroom
glitch
on 100 cc with the flame runner
yup that's happening
never even done it on 150
with anything have any combo never done
the glitch
i tried to drop it in there that'd been
cool
i mean it's gonna happen at least apple
while it was small
can't be too upset about that
oh it's not a split what am i doing i
wish
but it's not
apparently dinner's ready hopefully it
still tastes good in three hours from
now
i really wish this was igt so i can go
eat that
oh
oh
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oh
oh these pals
i almost want to go that way because i
feel like i'm gonna get ready if i don't
i guess we'll see
so far so good
whoa yo wait yo wait a minute
i didn't think i was gonna hit that
seriously i was like right on top of me
i'm just gonna pretend i got blue i got
blued
wasn't that crazy
dude
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deserves a raise i mean dude that was a
pretty sick snipe
that was right on i thought i was gonna
barely dodge it i didn't really get much
time to react to it
that was interesting i will say
throw it that way i'm not gonna go that
way
feels nice doing the dot cut again it's
been a while
this is the first time i've done it this
run actually because i've only played
this in
50cc and time trial
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don't hit me yet gotta love the corners
on this track
pretty beast
dude go come on bro
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what are you doing
dodge it no you've got to be kidding me
dude you've got to be kidding me
shock red blue it was awesome
they're just really non-stop
we're just going to start going up right
all right i still remember how to play a
lot of these tracks it's been so long so
i've done 100 cc
on vanilla
it's mostly seems like not different but
some tracks like this maybe
what up august mkw what's going on
welcome back
yeah i see like that doesn't work the
same
not 100cc
yeah you were i remember seeing you i
remember i remember seeing you here
welcome back
i don't remember what i was doing three
hours ago but you missed the 50cc
so that's pretty lucky i'd say
it's good timing
getting pretty close to the part of the
run that's actually way more tolerable
just 150cc stuff
and mirror
this is honestly okay too
like okay thanks thanks for thanks for
going somewhere i could have just
stopped on the boost panel if we're
gonna do that
yeah 100 cc really isn't bad though i
can tolerate it
and time trials was flames doing that
just going through and doing all the
tracks fast i can that was kind of fun
what'd you miss uh 50cc mostly
and some of the 100cc
yeah yoshi falls that's pretty much the
beginning of it then i did the retros
for 50cc first
i guess you got to do that like i didn't
even remember but i think that is what i
used to do
when i'd play this online or whatever
just spent so long so i've done that
yeah nothing too crazy uh my item luck's
been a little bit
i don't know if it's bad because i don't
really know what to compare to like i
don't really know what good item luck
looks like
or like normal item luck i should say
but for a while i wasn't getting hit by
much but the last like
i don't know the last like two cops i've
been getting kind of owned again
at least it feels like it maybe it's not
as bad as i think
i mean that was almost 12 minutes it was
pretty long
here we go we're still we're still on
track
to uh i don't know do something
got a giant banana trophy that's pretty
hype
and i'll play the leaf cup
i sure hope so otherwise there wouldn't
be anything left to do
yeah that character screen really looks
filled out
that would have been such a bad time
loss if i just spam day there
oh my gosh
i would have been so depressed
i might as well back here i'm starting
in the back makes sense
i'm not gonna back super hard but just
maybe see if i can get a triple stroke
perfect hello if i get blued again
taking the l because i don't know how to
dodge blues on a hundred apparently
found that out today you guys are both
in august
show wait a minute both of you guys
who are not august have birthdays in
august
i don't know the timing for that i don't
know how early i can do that
i'm like the complete opposite side of
the year guys what the heck
dude no i needed to hop dodge that
no
it's fun while it lasted
yours isn't in august are you kidding me
it's your name i guess that works too
i mean it was someone else's name before
too that's why they called it that
someone from a really long time ago
i can't see
i can see
at least to a race man i'm waiting for
the shock hasn't happened yet
oh my hands are actually starting to
like kind of not feel good
like just kind of not comfortable
holding this controller and pressing all
the buttons
like it's like irritating to wheelie
it's kind of irritating on this hand too
to like hold the handle
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trying because i've been playing for
over four hours with literally no breaks
other than this tiny little bit of time
that's your board in august yeah it
makes sense i think it's a
somewhat fair question
should i go for the cut yeah yeah yeah
i don't remember how hard it is on 100cc
but i don't think it's that hard
um i don't know about doing one of those
maybe
i can't talk i don't know about doing
with a star though
i don't know about doing with a bomb
either
you're you're trolling me
yeah i guess i'm not doing the cut what
i'm not doing shroomless
definitely don't know how to do
shrimless on 100.
imagine 50cc online
sounds awful i don't want to imagine
that
i also don't want that because i think
it would protect me but i think i'd get
hit
if i use that to protect me oh well it
didn't matter anyway
skips free with a bomb you bomb clip
wait a minute wrong game
what the i wish
oh my gosh dude i swear i'm getting blue
way more than i was before
like they're just coming and coming and
coming
whereas before i was going races without
getting blood now i'm getting blue
usually at least twice a race
i also don't know how much i can low
trick like i just this is just my lack
of playing online i just don't know
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okay well that's what i get for being
cool you're not allowed to be cool
well i guess you are allowed to be cool
but you gotta not suck at it
i sucked at it
i just thought that was cool diy bomb
clip
dude if you could actually do that could
you imagine
the ultra shortcuts that would be in
this game that'd be so cool
yeah i really do wish you could do 200
tc online
like without being in a friend room but
kind of surprised that's not a thing
honestly i think people would
prob people would probably rather do
that than countdown
since people don't usually do countdown
i really did that again you've got to be
kidding me i really did that
it's like i failed it again but what's
even worse is that i went for it again
why did i do that am i stupid
what's wrong with me
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that was so dumb
yeah i like countdown too but no one
ever picks it or like i
if i ever try to search for people i can
never find people because no one wants
to play it
problem is you need like enough people
to where you can get random lobbies if
you don't have enough people then
it doesn't matter if people want to do
it you gotta have enough
you can always have a like a room going
otherwise it's just dead
but yeah i don't know i always thought
it was fun but 200 cc i think would
probably
probably be old maybe a little better
but that might be the same way people
maybe wouldn't play that either i don't
know
i think it'd be interesting
just how a lot of new things are though
you know they make a new mode and then
people are like yo this is dope
and then they stop playing it after a
week that's just how it is that's how so
many things are
that is life
delfino since she
ng driving is terrible no glitch there's
no
no glitch on that one
yeah online battle i don't know how many
people did that online battle on the
the normal servers i actually kind of i
really don't know i never did it
i don't think i ever did it might not
even done a single time
i did not care about battle as most
probably didn't
oh
oh
a vapor empty w got the david buster so
yeah i sure do
it's my favorite hoodie it's probably
dave and buster's favorite hoodies too
pretty pretty good one
i don't know what that clip is
hopefully it's uh not me failing on bc3
the thing is though about the thing i
kept failing i did it lap one i actually
got it so i
kept thinking i could just do it again
150 cc i'd probably make it easily but
there's no point i would just low trick
i don't need to do that
yeah 5 000 me too it'll always be at
5000
for the rest of time
you wouldn't want to have the name
buster
what about the name dave you don't want
you want either either of those
they're both pretty pretty cool names
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it is me failing what the
i feel like every time i bag i get
diminishing returns yeah i keep
doing it so i just i just totally denied
diddy kong of getting anything that was
so funny
i don't know why i waited to use that
so i probably didn't save time but oh
well
gotta live a little you know try some
things
see what happens
we'll see it was a 38 let's see if i get
this lap
all right never mind let's see what i
get lap three
two syllables over one really is it true
okay well
at least there's a ceiling there
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oh what what happened to the red shell
what the heck did it hit
ah okay okay
next cup
this is the last 915
cup so that is exciting
because i don't know about you all but
i'm ready to go
at 150 cc again kind of tired of going
super slop
again i'm grateful it's not 50 but it's
i wish it was 150.
dkm glitch possible on 100 maybe not
like i'm gonna know how to do it
i don't know how to do that glitch
but perhaps probably i don't see why it
wouldn't be
unless that's a glitch that you need
crazy speed for
like 100 cc isn't that much slower
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just see what i get a bill
oh that would have been a perfect chain
sadly i didn't jane hopefully i don't
get ready yeah well there's
oh
try to take that wide make sure it
actually hits the banana
dodge a blue shell
you know you're right but i would have
gotten ready so i guess i would have
used it there anyways
because i definitely wouldn't have let
myself get ready
so i guess it didn't matter but yeah i
would have been a good idea actually
to do that
maybe i won't get blue first race in a
while where nothing happens
would be against that i'm down for a
completely
boring non-exciting race means i save
time
yeah let's go
sounds good to me
right back here too because the cut here
is just saves a lot
one shroom okay probably didn't no dad
definitely didn't save time if anything
i might have lost a tiny bit whatever
mg glitch yesterday nice
congrats on making the mg glitch
it's a pretty nice one to get
it's tough it's fun
your power's still out dude so you just
watching on your phone then or
what happened why'd your power go out
you might have already told me i don't
remember
barely dodged him
electric bill oh that kind of sucks
i mean at least if it's with that you
can get it back on i guess that beats it
being out and
you not knowing when the heck you'll get
it back
no chain chops as i don't know these
cycles at all
another chill race though how about that
well i can't speak too soon we still got
a little left
bro this bot is cracked
i thought i was about to snipe myself
but no another good race i'll take that
okay yo whoa whoa sunken crane
yo you mad yo
that was so funny
i was just so out of nowhere that bot
hasn't said anything in hours
that's what it makes me laugh is when it
just comes out of nowhere
that was awesome
almost every track will have an ultra
depends on what you mean by almost
every track no there's just some tracks
that are never gonna have one
but as it is now i mean it's already
like two-thirds of the tracks
so
i would be surprised if we see like just
another like two or three
maybe more you never know
okay can i stop being stupid like i'm
getting lucky like don't throw it away
come on i'm not getting owned i don't
need to drive into walls
okay i'm glad i slowed down to get hit
that was brilliant
okay well let's pretend i got blue twice
yeah mario circa 3's got nothing that
tracks never get anything probably
there are other tracks though that maybe
could like stuff like desert hills maybe
that's the only one i can think of stuff
like dk summit
i kind of doubt would get an ultra
although that one does have a glitch
shortcut that's
tas only so if you count that
it's not really an ultra though it's to
save that much time
you don't know why you did that because
you're awesome and it was awesome
yeah there's two tracks with uh
ultras that are just ultras for flaps
i guess three if you include peach
gardens
oh you're talking about rmc you're not
talking about rmr that's what i thought
you said yeah rmc does have an ultra
long cup too
so it fits the definition of an ultra
cut but it's not really it's not
it's not really like an ultra shortcut
you know
it's an ultra long
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i'm so excited for 150
i'm like actually about to pop off
i didn't have to slow down there was
cool
yeah rws
the the non-ultra shortcut
i do know about that one
there's something on like yoshi falls
too that's kind of weird
like i don't know what the heck it is
but where you can get like
the lap count when you drive backwards
like i don't know what if you know
what i'm talking about you probably do i
don't know what that is
what even causes that to happen
and the desert hills also has like a go
backwards thing it's like not really an
ultra but
it kind of feels like one but it's it's
not
where you drive backwards saves time
it's the one troy just made a video
about not that long ago
you don't know the ryf thing it's where
you like you get to near the end of the
track and you just jump off the side
and then you turn around and drive
backwards and right when you get
like near the beginning of the track
while you're driving backwards at lap
counts
it's like a weird thing like that like i
don't really understand
why that happens i don't know why
i don't assume that means anything could
come of it i just don't know why it
happens
but it's not an ultra i mean i don't
know what the heck it is it's not faster
at all
maybe it would be faster for a
shroomless flap maybe
that's about it but not even for a
shroom one you have to fall off
to do it
yeah you have to drive backwards a whole
lap that's what i'm saying
it's not like desert hills where you
drive backwards then drive forwards and
it counts a lap it's not like that
i want to say dk summit even has
something like that we're like
we're like desert hills but except way
slower where you can drive
backwards
after going out of bounds and then you
go far back enough that if you turn
around it will lap count
it's probably the same reason it works
actually
i wouldn't be surprised but i do think
dk summit has one of those too
that is a cool trophy it's gonna give me
credits right
yeah i gotta love that i wish i could
watch it
but i don't care sadly at least it
resets quick
all right we basically have 32 32 track
runs to do so
um basically it's not quite
it's a 32 track run and a 24 track run
is what we have left
24 first obviously so we don't have
mirror yet
desert hills and grover volcano yeah
they do
i don't understand them myself but they
do you're right
world record on track besides maple tree
in 20 days
oh
june world record review gonna be
a little uh a little lackluster this
time around
other than the other than maple treeway
i mean that records anything but lag
luster now it's cracked but
ah this just feels so natural so nice
and fast
gosh i love 150cc
this is what the game was meant to be
played at
you can just tell it just feels like it
was meant for this
for like 20 minutes yeah
pretty much
i literally wasn't looking
43 lap and delfino missing the whole
bridge lap one yo what
that's crazy you want a wilder
i'm having a good week so far i am how
about you
oh i love that these guys chase you it's
so awesome
now you know what the worst part is that
green i think was mine
maybe actually i don't know if i didn't
hit that banana though i wonder if i
would have finished before the blue
i don't know i don't think i would have
the banana doesn't lose that much
yeah no i actually think i would have
that's cracked dude i say that too man
i just got a very diverse vocabulary you
know i use both of them
cracked and crazy sometimes i say based
as well
dope awesome a lot of good words
do the ultra you're a little late oh
unless you mean on this track no thanks
it's very slow
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yes
can't say i have cat santa can't save
bachelor's thesis oh
finally finished the degree though dude
nice huge congrats
just gotta pass the thesis i'm sure you
will i mean that's awesome
you gg
finishing the degree same time as me too
basically i just finished mine
kind of awesome
since i did not have to write a thesis
for a bachelors
what up crazy calf
yeah at least it's pretty at least it's
pretty good you know
but you're right i mean we've been kind
of spoiled you know lots of cool records
and he's about to drop all those record
reviews like just back to back to back
from what it sounds like which is going
to be awesome
i just watched the march one today i'm
ready to watch the other ones and i'm
gonna be in
three of them it's awesome now thanks
for the good luck crazy cal
appreciate it yep cs you got it computer
science
nice i didn't back very long there
either to get this it was nice
hopefully i actually keep this okay see
this is this is when the bot goes a
little crazy like two messages in a row
come on
kind of fail
getting out i don't think so
100cc bowser castle shortcut
i tried so hard i really wanted to save
those man that blows
i'm gonna be really mad too if i get
blued before anything else
cause i could have dodged it
although to be fair that is frame
perfect it's not very easy to do
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and they took all my shrooms too wow i
guess if nothing happens to me then i
guess i don't feel that bad
it's not a huge deal just sucks man
that's like
without the pals like this really would
be quite a different game
do i play fortnite of course sometimes
played it yesterday
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yeah pals is like i mean it's the only
reason i lost time there is i got
powered like come on
it's kind of cringe but hey in terms of
luck
i only got blued once and the one time i
got blued i probably could have avoided
it if i wasn't stupid so there's that
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only two more characters to unlock guys
isn't that exciting
oh it's exciting
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not excited to play this track again now
if i'm being honest
at least it's on 150.
get out of here dude get out of here
oh that was lucky i didn't even throw
that back
this much campaign it's kind of i don't
know if i could uh
do it seriously but that's what you're
gonna lose time on
i don't know if i could call this a
campaign much as it is just
doing races over and over and over
you know mario kart doesn't need a
full-on blown story mode but
it'd be cool if it at least had like you
know like mission mode like mbs and
stuff
like there's no way you hit that there's
no way
did the lightning forget to shrink his
hitbox too or something like there's no
way i hit that
it's completely foul and cringe can't
believe you did that
better get mushrooms at least mushroom
yes
dude you get get out of here stupid baby
daisy laughing at me
freaking idiot i guess it's my fault for
getting it
get out of here yeah you too
yes these guys are good
world personal best pace
huh i've never heard that in my life i
don't think there is an acronym for that
wouldn't that just be best known pace
2 30 without getting blue that means i
suck
sweet i did get shocked though
so
gotta give myself something there
yeah thanks for the good luck glock
thanks for the raid
42.
so the good luck toothpaste ty what's
going on what's going on
uh everybody how did your stream go are
you still
still grinding monkey ball doing like
advanced or something
oh that actually does kill the crabs
when the power happens that's cool
that's nice well
did you do it did you get anything get
get world record
now i want to keep those
anyways yeah i'm doing 100 mario kart
wii
it's kind of awesome so
that's what i'm doing
one second off yeah one second away
though i mean that's pretty cracked
isn't this the same place almost that
happened last time
okay no blues though haven't been blue
nah can't be upset about them
so yeah i did world records soon good
luck you got this
if anyone's gonna do it it's you you got
this
yeah apparently i get powered more than
anything else
so many
it's kind of nuts
blame it on the crane it's my favorite
minigame mario party
probably yours too
oh my gosh if i felt that dude if i
felt that i don't know what i would do
i'd go crazy
i'm going to the grass yep i knew that
was happening
favorite ultra to pull off or watch
i mean doing maple treeway is the most
awesome one that i can do
so probably that one but to watch
that's a good question i don't know
maple treeway is probably also up there
that one just looks satisfying
but uh i gotta think about it for a
minute what are all the ultras
i mean they all look cool watching like
the record on like mushroom gorge is
freaking sick
for one gold mine looks super clean
even grumble volcano at this point looks
so cool
like the way they do it now it's like
just so fast and those are just like the
easier ones
but any of the clip ones always look
cool
yeah rbc and mario circuit
pretty much all of them
i don't know if i had to pick a favor i
probably just picked maple tree way
oh i wanted a mushroom
the fishing one that's my favorite one
too
actually yeah that's the best one no
troll face
i'm still waiting for these blues i
haven't been blue in the minute i
haven't blew since peach beach i think
it's like six tracks ago
i'm gonna sub five for uh banana cup
think about that and only leaves
12 cups left and i got two hours can i
do
12 cups in two hours can i
actually don't know i hope so
it's a beat record i guess
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yes
dude i've done that like three times go
what's wrong with you come on
holy cow i've never lost so much time
there
no first we will record what does that
mean i don't know
i want a trick here i guess yeah
yeah i'm done i'm done wheeling on those
zippers i'm sick of that happening
i'm done
oh my gosh i'm just bouncing like crazy
yeah i'm doing this safe
my stadiums have been kind of crazy not
cracked though not cracked
what are you guys talking about what's
his name you were talking about like a
few minutes ago
on koopa cape
okay dude no blues but two shocks
honestly
that's that's shocking like no pun
intended that's actually kind of
shocking
wow that doesn't usually happen
i don't know if that's worse it might
it probably is about uh yeah see there
there you go i
spoke to you there he is
that's the guy i know and love
the blue show all right
so yeah 12 cups it's about 40 minutes a
cup
40 times 12.
well 40 minutes times 12. it's an hour
but 40 minutes a cup it's 40 minutes
every four cups so that times three
so that's two hours yeah i've got about
two hours to finish this
we're on world pace
i don't know if this will sub um
i'm kind of doubtful little sub the
number
seven hours but we'll see
especially since the some of the faster
cups are not the ones i'm doing twice
dude i'm so confused too i don't know
what's going on what you guys are
talking about
you got this i got this thanks man
i hope so
and go for that one skip that'd be cool
the backwards cut
that'd be so cool but it's so
inconsistent
otherwise i actually would consider that
but it makes sense even more so in this
category because you kind of don't want
to be holding shrooms the whole time
because i'm going to get reddit or
something pretty high chance
and i also got terrible qm there so i
just stuck to the ground
really hope i can at least do the cut
one more time
okay there we go
at least got two cuts out of it so that
was worth it
dude it's so irritating i can't dodge
those anymore man how much time am i
losing from that
i gotta work on my blue dodges
really suck at those now i probably
should have been wheeling maybe that
would have made it easier
i'm like spamming my d-pad i swear my my
d-pad is just not working
like it's not like
like completely like dysfunctional but
it does not work consistently it seems
like
maybe i don't know maybe maybe i'm just
actually just trolling and it's not true
at all
i think i just streamed too late i
probably did yeah
i just know you have to shroom late but
maybe i am streaming later than you're
supposed to
oh 11th is okay
it's so weird to me that you can get
triple shrooms in 11th but you can get
triple shrooms in
third as well like that's so weird
nice i did that really quick
now this is a track i really don't want
to get bowed i could do the shroomless
cut but
i'd much rather just do it with the
shrimp if i can
welcome back that bashing i got i got
raided earlier
that probably made a difference
a decent bit
no oh
oh my gosh
haha i usually don't low trick too early
on those but almost did there
i'm usually pretty good at not screwing
that up
all right well i got two cuts out of it
so hopefully i get the third no problem
as well
that'd be pretty lucky actually this is
a really good track to keep your shrooms
one of the best
oh
i was i was holding the button to slow
down
i was holding b the whole time
i actually can't believe that happened
okay i got the shroomless i mean the
streamless isn't that hard but
dude that's so stupid i literally was
holding b
and he just kept going
sucks too because if i wasn't holding b
i would have lived like at all if i
wasn't holding up oh well
i got the cut three for three but it
didn't want to fall off
problem yeah i do have a problem you mad
old safe fire you're trying 100 the game
on
go back and finish it you could that'd
be kind of cool
third party controller oh no sidetracks
it's not a good thing if i couldn't side
trick at all that would be a great thing
i never want a side trick
the very few times it's worth it doesn't
make up for the amount of times i
accidentally side trick when i don't
want to
i'd so much rather just never side trick
someone's definitely hitting that oh no
they're not i put it way too
i put it too close to the inner wall the
only one who's hitting that is me
get out of here i don't want to fib the
fibs are awesome but i need to
have something to protect myself from my
red shell there we go
the only time i know where side tricks
are actually like useful
is like those tricks in coconut mall
but even that it's like it's such a
small thing i'm just happy i'm like
totally fine it does not have that
i'll just lose my two frames or whatever
it is
whereas you know i'm doing something
like toad's factory late cut and i side
trick and fail that's happened to me
dozens of times that's your thing
and i lose like four seconds five
seconds or whatever
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oh thank you for hitting that toad dude
you're a real one
okay
yeah the delfino alignment is pretty
annoying
pretty tough to do
you get better at it when you do it more
but it is still really precise
that being said if you have to do a
really slight like
nudge while in a wheelie it really
doesn't lose
very much at all like it obviously
matters a lot if you're like at record
level but
if not it really like doesn't make it it
does it's it's
pretty minor if you can do it get away
with a really small one
what matters even more on stuff like
that is the chain wheelies by far
if you don't get the chain you're losing
tons of time in a time trial
dude my eyes are like this one
especially is like
itching it's like sore i don't know
what's wrong with it
this is a coveted symptom
or a vaccine symptom i should say since
i got the second shot
i didn't really mean to get 12. i meant
to be in like eight
but i'll do the strat someone suggested
earlier i'll hold it until i get blued
unless i just never get blowed well
actually i've been second i'm definitely
not gonna get bullied
or if i get reddit i should say
dude what a noob what a noob what you
doing
okay i thought i thought it was gonna
hit the chain shop i was like dude i
lucked out and then he didn't
like come on
sadly if that's all i was dodging
bagging was not worth it
oh i really wanted that mushroom
actually probably was good i didn't get
it though is that pound
luke's world record on what on delfino
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yeah i've tried i've tried the
shroomless
dot cut man doing that crap's nuts
okay thanks that's awesome
maybe i should have used the bill dude
you are not serious you're not
serious right now you did not just read
me twice in a row spaced out so that i
had to take the hit on
all of them come on
i should have just let myself get rid of
the first time i wish i could have
had the foresight
gold stars do i have a tdgp for the
regular tracks i have all of them
for the custom tracks i don't in total i
i don't know i got like 180 or something
but since they keep adding new tracks
i'm probably down like quite a bit
i probably have like 100 like 40 or 50
something still maybe maybe less
probably less
the task wobbles clip dude
i think someday someone's gonna get the
the shroomless dot cut but the thing is
i think you need to do it more than once
i don't think you're gonna do it once
and beat it if you're using anything
that isn't flame runner
i just don't see it happening you you
use like bullet bike you gotta
you probably gotta do it like three for
three
but man i don't know if you tried it
yourself or if anyone here has tried
that cut
shroomless it's so hard like it's so
inconsistent it's it's the dumbest thing
it would be so cool but it is so dumb
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i did mess with that for a while though
because i kind of like that track but
get out of here get out of here no no
why would you do that
that was completely evil
it's different when i do it they're not
real there's computers
i'm doing the same thing as before i'm
just going to hold this until i get hit
by something
i don't know if bagging for protective
items like that's usually really worth
it it probably isn't
you should just get a banana or whatever
and save yourself from reds
it's the blues you can't do anything
about it plus i could also get shocked
and just lose this
yep see oh wait a minute yo
yo yo no way bro
yo no way that was crazy
that was completely cracked
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crazy shock dodge
pow into blue shell into shock
wow that is mario kart wii
in a nutshell dude that was the best
star of all time
that probably just saved me loads of
time
like unironically that probably just
saved me like at least like
seven or eight seconds right there maybe
more because it was a star too
gives you a speed boost
that was flames
you stupid bullet bike yeah it's not too
far fetched i agree
mock bike would still be rough i don't
know because mockbike really is not
like i don't know it's not as fast as
plane runner on there that's for sure
yeah someone clip that if you want to
it's kind of based
might be worth clipping perhaps
it's good i don't want to destroy the
lap one
dude let's go let's freaking go
oh wow nice low jump oh dude i forgot
i can get those
nice okay i wanted that to happen okay
get it get a goomba
a goomba what what gonna get a green
shell
or get target shot that works too
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nice that was a water drinking
opportunity
see don't look at failures in life as
failures look at them
as a chance to do something awesome
like get a drink of water think about
that
it's a life lesson
oh dude yeah with the spear no way
at that point you definitely should just
do mock bike if you're gonna do some
other vehicle for speed that is
okay i can do it now
hopefully this next item isn't a fib and
i don't get ready
okay gotta do it once at least that's
cool
i got target shocked oh so i lost a ton
of time from that
oh my gosh dude get out of here who's
using these rosalina what are you doing
get out of here
all right
that gdq clip what the
what what gdp clip where i like fail it
don't i fail it twice at gtq and then
get it the third one
or something like that oh yeah that was
that was an epic comment that was
awesome
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i do remember that
i mean it's true it's true i don't i
don't play shooters
other than fortnight because it's
fortnite
that one's the exception
i wonder you could do the ultra with a
golden although you wouldn't be able to
have a shroom for the bump though so
that totally like makes that not worth
it
i don't know where i'm gonna use this
this honestly is not a great pull on
this track
i guess like this is like even though
there's a cut this is probably the best
place to use it still
second chain here
and the cut really doesn't say that much
i am in the middle of a run that's true
i can't really watch it
oh love it's just the record i've seen
the record i've watched that one
that's a good one
wiggler's gonna be in the way isn't it
i'm going this way because why not i
don't know i did that
three hours it's less than three now
ideally it's less than two
at the pace i'm on i think i could still
get record this run
well it was a thought at least
it's funny that okay dude mini turbo
you're not stupid come on
you can do it um if you're in it it's
funny if you're in a tunnel it actually
like negates that a little bit
you do like recover quicker
i mean it's 100 percent so yeah i mean
record was done in one try too
so if i beat it so one try one try
record
again
if i get it i might not i might miss it
by like a minute or two
never know so that sucks i was close to
dodging the cannon there that would have
been cool
man i keep getting blooper right there
like that not it's not
great because i actually want to see it
at the star spot
that's really hard to see if you're
bloopers
nice nice
oh get out of the off-road get out of
there okay
that wasn't terrible
i think yeah i know what you're talking
about the clip off of the wall
all right epic moment time to do the
crumpled volcano glitch
every time you don't burn out that'd be
kind of funny
get out of here side tricks come on
scaring me over here
i'm doing this so slow it's different
than in a skips run where you're only
losing 20 minutes of
of a run whereas here i'm losing five
hours
i fall off
still stopped 40. got a 39 about that
that's cool
gotta love the grumble volcano glitch
it's funny how many times you get to do
that in this run
it's like the one glitch that's
literally completely stressed very easy
it's awesome
you could now play the special cup whoa
you got the quacker whoa
do the rainbow road glitch
blindfolded mario kart wii no i haven't
it sounds like it'd be pretty tough
who has done that that's my question
that sounds like stupid hard
for a game like this like everyone's
just gonna beat you if you do that
going back to glitch runs dude you got
the sunken crane you got this
i can do the ultra yeah get out of here
with that
bro the game's trolling me literally
that was the most troll thing ever
that red shell actually just slowing
down to get me
i guess it was slowing down to get the
other person but
that's the first glitch i've gotten
today
also i'm not doing the ultra cuz saving
me shrooms is probably more valuable
like i'll do that that's what i'll do
and i can use it to recover if i fell
sand off
how many more splits 10. we've just got
eight
like one more 32 track premiere mode
and then before that we've got these
last two 150 cc cups
special enlightening
so we're getting there at this rate
maybe i should have done the ddr ultra
hoping i can just dodge one blue shell
this run because i feel kind of stupid
that i can't
oh glad i'm no trick to that
okay that's fine it's better than
hitting the wall
do sure mulch will be used in records i
got no clue
your guess is as good as mine
i got nothing nothing happened to me
there it's funny i bagged and i still
got a sub too there
i mean i'm good with that could have
done the ultra although
the actual full ultras like kind of hard
like i don't know if you guys
i'm sure you guys know that but the
actual ultra that you do is like not
that easy to do
i probably would have done the easy
version and that really doesn't even
save that much
so what i did was probably fine too
yeah i was totally hitting that car
although this sucks because now i really
don't know these cycles
i mean where would you use the third
shroom if you did that though if not
like at the end of the track like i did
would you
do like the would you like go in between
like the cactuses or whatever
after the uh the little like area with
the water
that's the only other thing i could
think you could do there's not a whole
lot of shrimp spots on that track
surprisingly
that are like actually good
there's gonna be a car here okay i was
actually slow enough i didn't hit it
yeah okay the cacti i should say yeah
not the cactuses
that was a little risky hit the cycle
i'm at but
had to be awesome it's all or nothing
don't worry about the truck
i don't know what's going to be here
nothing
all right i'll take the two second time
last night
didn't get blood so or shocked
okay my item luck has been a lot better
again the last like 30 minutes or so
mushroom and flower cup i did at the
very very beginning of the run and the
reason for that is because
of the glitches
i did flower cup very first because i
wanted to make
sure uh wow
okay that was lucky i i did flower cut
first because i want to make sure i got
coconut mall and gold mine
and gold mine actually did screw up a
little bit but i did it good enough
and then i did mushroom cup and got a
mushroom gorge glitch
because if i didn't get those i probably
would have reset since they were super
early in the run
and then i went in 100 cc and did the
exact same thing i went and
did coconut mall on 100 cc
and i got one glitch on gold mine
because you need a shroom for it and i
got
one glitch on mushroom gorge
on 100 cc which i was more than happy
with
and really other than that the only
other glitches i've done i've done
grumble
really i tried maple treeway in the time
trial segment but
since you don't have that track unlocked
at the beginning you can't do it early
you can only do those first
four cups i should say first first two
nitro and first two retro
anything later than that you have to
commit at least a decent bit
oh and i did for the time trials it's
the same deal
the very beginning of the run before you
have funky i did
coconut mall gold mine mushroom gorge
all at the beginning
and then just threw in the luigi circuit
to get my fourth and then unlocked funky
kong
that was the strat
if anything if i barely get a record
it's 100 because i did that because that
route
really helped
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i really hope that wasn't my fit that
was my fib that definitely was
oh my gosh
no it's unlock everything it's this
category might as well be called unlock
everything it's the same thing
i don't know what you're talking about
if you're talking about just 32 track
that's
not seven hours
that is a much shorter run
i don't know people said this run kinda
is like painful to do but honestly i've
been enjoying it this has been kind of
fun
and it's kind of nice too since the run
is this long like all the rng and stuff
isn't nearly as big of a deal
as it is in the shorter cups like if
you're doing like a cup run or even a 32
track
like rng being bad it's devastating but
in this it's like
it's not a big deal you know it doesn't
really matter
over the course of seven hours you would
figure your rng would be
similar-ish most runs just because
there's just so many opportunities
it just eventually balances out on
average at least
i guess you could technically just have
seven hours of amazing luck but
it's pretty unlikely
now i just gotta get one star get every
world record that would suck that would
get harder and harder every every
freaking day you got to get one star for
all the unlocks
if you had to get three i would have
already uh would have failed quite a few
of these cops
because there's been a few i've only
gotten two and there was already one or
two that i only got one star
the very first cup i did i only got one
star because i got fifth
it's the that's the only race i didn't
get first
the only reason i didn't get first this
whole thing so far
was the very first race of this whole
run that's kind of funny
i got fifth
i just think about like what what are
the odds of that i do like 100 over 100
races
strongest world record are you talking
about for individual tracks or for full
game
because for full game it's easy it's 32
track
uh no skip is easily the best one
but for in for actual tracks that would
be really hard for me to answer
it would probably be one of like the
like the more like
plain a track is i guess probably the
better the record so
it'd be you know something like a wiki
circuit or one of those you know
that doesn't have a whole lot of like
crazy stuff in it it's like those ones
are crazy optimized
and it's uh it's not quite the same but
it's a little bit of the similar thing
with the full game runs
that naturally the no skips run is just
way more optimized than skips
but it's also just because people just
don't choose to place gifts as much
just because skips is just way harder
because you gotta get a lot of skips
on top of driving well
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mario circuit see one's like that you
could be if i don't know if you're
talking
i'm assuming you're talking no glitch oh
my gosh i hope this doesn't hit me
no i was so close yeah because that one
does a really hard strat and actually
gets it every lap without
fail so that could actually be a good
one
all right
one more cup
i don't know how long this will take me
i'm not sure if this is record pace it's
going to be really close
like mirror has to go pretty well i have
to get up about a 120 which is again is
a pretty just average run
so i should be good but
you know you know i don't know i don't
know
plus i still might have to like take a
bathroom break i don't know if i can go
another hour and a half
i'll try we'll see
yeah shagai beach is yeah well that's
also that's true
that is just kind of an underplayed
track too
that's definitely a bit of a factor
can't deny that
okay wow usually i'm the one that's
bumping them
the gorge world record is kind of insane
but i'm going to keep it real i have no
clue what an optimized gorge record even
looks like
i'm sure there's some tasks for it i
might have even seen it before but i
don't remember what it is
i'm gonna hold this for lap three in
case i need to dodge a blue
and i actually don't fail the timing
there we go yeah you're right you do
just have to use it earlier
i definitely was timing it too early
that's why i was missing them that's my
first blue
touch we're five and a half hours in
that was my first one
jeez at least we finally did it
it's about time
feels good really it feels cool to dodge
those that's cool
219 pace i still think it's a saying
though
so yeah i think it is
i assumed he was talking about glitch i
know nothing about no glitch mushroom
gorge
that's probably of all the categories i
probably know less about that than
anything um i'm really glad i bagged to
not get an item that was really awesome
at this rate there's no point in waiting
because
it's just not worth it and these boxes
move
so
it's like i just got blued already face
it's like it's
like i didn't dodge that blue from the
last race
mg flap no i haven't seen that i don't
think
oh you beat the wall ride record nice
the wall ride records like really
improvable
i know wall ride doesn't save that much
but
i just think it's weird those are
different categories why are those not
just the same category
i said that was kind of odd like i get
it's because you're not supposed to ride
the wall
but if the actual glitch wasn't a thing
like if the lap count didn't work then
like you'd still do that
so i don't know
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oh categories and mk we are kind of
weird
dude go you've done that like five times
just wait the extra like frame
not gonna miss record because i didn't
first frame up stand still
oh nice fib got me i actually had to
take a different route there
kudos to ever use that i was i was
pretty proud
oh
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0.6 yeah it's true the mushroom skin too
that's stupid freaking hard though i
imagine if it's not already three out of
three
the first mushroom what like that part
shroomless is that faster
i feel like i knew that was already a
thing but maybe maybe it wasn't
it's a strong one dude you ever if you
guys haven't seen the 15
on grumble volcano it is incredibly
cracked
it is so good at least it looks good you
know it impresses me
so i don't know what that what that
actually means in terms of
objectively the strongest one it looks
cool
i like that one
okay if i'm getting it means it came
from the canon which means it's gonna
hit me in like five seconds
yeah that's actually a good place to do
it though
because i had to slow down there anyway
so it's not as
bad if it had to hit me somewhere that's
where i'd pick
other than the cannon i wouldn't mind
getting ballooned in the can
if you didn't know it means it doesn't
do anything
oh i really don't know if i'm able to do
this the rest of this round without
having to run to the bathroom
i don't think i i don't know if i can
maybe if i go crazy
i'm going crazy
let's go
oh after the first turn oh i didn't okay
i didn't know about that
that's news to me
dude
kind of matters there because then those
swamps are in my way
dang that actually hit me
didn't expect that
oh this is i mean i guess in lap one
it's not a big deal but
that's always kind of a scary place to
get bloopers
they say bloopers do nothing but really
be honest the bloopers are not
completely useless like there are times
where you really don't want to get
bloopers
man i'm too slow
okay i mean if that would have happened
a little earlier that would have been
possibly kind of bad
not only dude this is almost even sub 7
pace
like if i have a really good mirror cop
section
yeah i that was terrible timing um if i
have a really good mirror cup section
there's a small chance this could
actually sub 7.
it'd be kind of tight though like
there's no guarantee
which does mean i actually almost
certainly could go take a two minute
break but
and yeah i was like i mistimed all these
things
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oh and hit the wall come on come on
yeah i don't know i mean i'm pretty
isn't it i feel like people in here have
talked about that before like top two
is like 20 and 21 or something and then
like third place you go down to a 26
so that right there might answer your
question
possibly
you're looking to beat under 20 seconds
oh
wrong license that would have been bad
if i didn't notice that
driving on a duck and going around a
rock a few times it's hilarious though
come on it's kind of funny
i think it's based
oh yeah i mean you said you like i said
you didn't like it i think it's so funny
i think it's the most awesome thing ever
i think the only thing that's sad about
the glitches in this game in general is
that most of them are on
already really fun tracks
which means you don't get to play those
really fun tracks if you're doing
stuff with glitches like or you're doing
like speed runs and stuff and you're not
doing no skip
that's kind of the only sad part really
because they're fun tracks
i got a golden on lc like every time
okay
that really bumped it's not good and
yeah mirror mode might throw me off
really bad it's been a long time since
i've done mirror mode
like it's really been quite a while
hopefully i do a okay job
i'll go for grumble the other glitches
though uh i don't i don't know
i don't know if i want to go for them
because i don't need them
and i think i'm just going to be
potentially throwing if i go for them
because i have not practiced them on
here at all
the only one i'd be somewhat confident
doing is coconut mall because it's just
it's just one thing but like especially
gold mine i think
oh that does not sound appealing to do
shroomless
i don't know if i've ever done a
shroomless on here i don't know if i've
ever done mushroom courge actually on
mirror either
the only one i've done on mirror before
is probably grumble
because it's grumble come on
oh if i grind any other glitch one man
that's the one
koopa cape that's what i'm saying people
aren't giving it
a fair shot but i i do think that would
be a good one to do i agree 3ds toad
circuit it kind of
yeah it kind of is similar isn't it
i can see that like that connection
being made
like this is already so so strange
oh my goodness and this track is still
very simple
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because you never play mirror unless
you're playing online and again last
time i did online vanilla worldwide
very long time
oh what the custom track
k7 is a good game too but yeah i haven't
played it a whole lot
yeah i'm probably done with three-way i
just don't really have anything left to
do there
i wanted to get a single record which i
did and i wanted to get 139 which i did
so it's like i could go back and keep
fighting for it the problem with that is
i'll keep doing that for the rest of my
life there's like no end point you know
like you gotta have a you gotta have a
point where you're like okay this is
what i wanna do
i've done it move on to the next thing
and that's kind of where i was like i
thought i'd keep doing it while it was
like
really like super in reach but now that
it's a 135 i'm probably not gonna go for
it again
maybe i'll change my mind in the future
but as of now i'm
more or less done
and i side tricked of course i did okay
well that's it
got to do normal way now jeez
freaking side tricks man
there goes two minutes or one minute
really this track is not even two
minutes long
those that don't know side tricking in
this game is horrible
because you don't get as much height
from your tricks but not only that it
gets worse
if you side trick you can't tilt back
after the trick you can't tilt that
you're essentially locked you can't
change how high or low you're going
but it gets worse than that if that
happens
you are forever stuck in that state
until you go off of another trick ramp
that actually lets you do a flip trick
like it like a huge ramp like a normal
ramp
this track has none of those so if you
side trick even once
you can't do the glitch anymore that's
it
so that's basically what happened that's
why i'm not going for it anymore
because i can't do it now
exception i think maybe if i fall off i
could i'm not sure but for
from what i've been told by the mario
kart wii scholars that i i can't do it
unless i
trick off of another thing
but even though even even still like i
was going into that and i was like
there's no way i there's no way i'm
getting this
i have to like practice that ahead of
time if i'm gonna do that like
i'm scared to even do that little strat
there
like it feels like a completely
different track like you said yeah
it really does
oh i didn't want to trick that like i'm
scared to wheelie there i'm scared to do
anything
i don't even think i want to go for late
cut until it's factory
i don't feel like i'm playing mushroom
gorge right now i feel like i'm playing
something else
other tracks uh as for record probably
nothing
maybe koopa cape if i actually grind it
but nothing else really
i think i can get record on not at this
point maybe maybe in the future
who knows i will go for a box here i
learned my lesson from last time
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doing that in reverse oh my gosh
the thing is mirror mode wouldn't be
hard if i did it more often
but it's just the fact that i don't do
it it's so jarring i'm so
set on the not mirror versions
like yeah i'm not doing i'm not doing
the strat here there's no way
i do not feel like losing all of that
time
okay that's fine it's better there than
over the gap
just want to get an item
oh it flipped it's a little time save
i should have thrown those those are
gonna be in my way if the cpus don't hit
him
no no way
no way that just happened
bro
you gotta be kidding me
i got nowhere i've never seen that
before
i got literally none
i mean i'm more amazed than anything
like wow that was
wow that was crazy it was really dumb
but like
i don't know that was just kind of funny
yeah if i didn't fall off that would
have been amazing but it fell off
because i didn't expect that i like hops
too late
that was the problem didn't even try to
dodge that
because it would be epic okay we're
still sub six i think we're going to
finish shell cup in sub six too
because shell cup's pretty fast actually
now this is this is gp mode we're
probably not
we'll be close though
we will be close
yeah practically but you never know
someone else could get it too like if i
ca that's the thing if i can get it
anyone can get it that's the thing you
gotta remember
which if other people actually woke up
and realized that someone else would
probably go grind that
but i don't know it's also really hard
so
i could try it and not even get close
like after playing for a long time i
don't know
got completely pwned
he just drove straight into it what an
idiot
he didn't even try to dodge it
stupid ghost come on
i was like spamming because i could not
see where it was but hey that does help
make the cataclyx not be in the way
i'll hit that and lap three if it's
still there it'd be awesome
that's gone they'll always hit it if
it's there
the last one you get i mean it's fast
it's got raw speed but that's the
problem is just speed on its own isn't
good enough
the flame runner isn't as cracked as it
is because of its speed it's cracked
because of its speed
and it's you know mini turbo and drift
and all that combined
you know the only thing that doesn't
really matter i guess is its
acceleration because you just do stand
stills anyways but
but a lot of the stats do actually like
make a difference
it's not just one stat the jet setter i
don't know
what other stats it has i just know it
just has speed
and it's like speed on its own is
nothing i mean the spear has speed but
it's literally not even viable
in half these tracks because it's
turning is horrific
and it also doesn't have a great mini
turbo it's not horrible it's just not
great
i have no clue what the arrow glider is
it's got to be a
pal name not in tsc
the phantom can wheelie that's true he
makes a good point i'm gonna go up top
because i i feel like i'm gonna get
ready if i don't get that box
yeah that's that is kind of nice that
literally the best vehicles are unlocked
automatically it's kind of funny
like they didn't realize how cracked the
the uh really well balanced
well balanced i don't know the more
balanced vehicles would be
that really have like good speed good
turning
good mini turbo like yeah of course of
course it's cracked
i seriously don't know how i'm gonna get
through another hour of this dude
motivation to go faster
balanced yeah
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i mean even the state i was gonna say
the standard bike is outward drifting so
that already kills that
but standard card i don't know
still gotta have good speed though like
flame runner has a good speed it's not
like
average speed it's just not the fastest
bike
but it is a very fast bike
i mean isn't the main thing it beats a
knock bike on is just its speed
like mockbike's slower but it has better
drift and better mini turbo
but the speed still matters more
it's like i mean the speed is still good
even the spear is still really good on
the tracks that you just go
fast there's nothing else
actually yeah i might still sub six for
this cup
i might just have to go i might just
have to like
i don't think i'm gonna get through this
without having to take a bathroom break
i just don't think i will
i have an hour to go there's no way i'm
getting through another
hour of this
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that was a little early still got golden
though this is a good track for a golden
to be honest it's a good track for a
golden
of all the tracks to pull on because
there's like multiple cuts you can do
see look at look at all that track i
just skipped
it was gonna be like a 33 lap 34 like
that's
ha that's super fast oh i might get
ready yeah that angle sucks
yep
thanks broski dog
stupid koopa troopa or birdo whatever
one it was through that
through both of them
i swear the red shell has to be the most
common second place item
i have to slow down or that's gonna hit
me in mid-drift
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oh my gosh
yeah i'm gonna run to the bathroom after
this dude there's i'm not making it
through six more cups it's not happening
it's crazy i've gone six hours that's
like a freaking christmas miracle
except it's not christmas and it's not
really that much of a miracle
did literally i'm almost losing like
these red shells are
crazy
all right as soon as i cross this i'm
sprinting away
no i'm not actually hold on i think it's
faster if i can get through the screen
wow
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how much did i lose
like two minutes something like that
oh man that sucks but like
it's crazy i even got six hours like
there was no way
like in the past i struggled on the
three hour runs man
that's crazy
fine it just means whoever plays this
whoever ever beats this record in the
future at least has a little bit of an
easier time
so can we pull the thundercloud i've
done that before
heck if i ever run this again i love to
have that two minute time save
although like i said if i ever run this
again i gotta learn how to play the uh
not only the gotta practice some of the
mere glitches but i gotta learn how to
play
uh with a cart on 50cc at least like
decently
no this isn't the longest run i've ever
done i've actually done
really long long runs in the past but on
all of the runs i've ever done i take
breaks
this is the longest no unquote no
breaker and i've done
or it would have been i mean i did i did
still
go for a break i just didn't pause my
timer most of the time i paused my timer
but
since this is like an actual legit
category i didn't want to pause my timer
at least i didn't full-on hit the wall
a divine arc
but hey i think it was worth it too
because like
it was like affecting like i was playing
like i'm like i gotta
get up for a minute
like i'm ready bro i'm pumped i'm pumped
i'm ready
let's go this hour is gonna be the best
one
could still sub six probably won't
that's part of the reason i didn't feel
also that bad i wasn't gonna sub
uh seven in it i don't i didn't think i
was gonna sub seven
i didn't think it would happen
but this can still record pretty sure
pretty sure
even if i don't do a single other glitch
this whole run
which plan is i'm not going to do gold
mine shroomless i'll go for
one with a shroom and i'll do
all attempt coconut mall as well if i
get a shroom
that's what i'll do thanks for the good
luck jj4824
doing all 248 cdg track run ah
yeah i don't think i want to do that
maybe someday maybe someday but
probably not anytime soon
what does it mean what does it mean
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i could see that yeah side tracks being
useful here
sometimes i still never do them but i
could believe it
okay you know i don't mind that one cuz
my line was bad
i kind of needed that anyways
i was headed straight for the tree
dude the cpus are 100 harder than this
like they
are harder there's no way they're not
they're rubbing banding like crazy
dude oh my gosh well if i drift the
wrong way that's on me it's not on them
no way no way no way i just hit that
no way dude i have to get a box i have
to get a box
i have to go go go go go go go go go
come on dude
that is so dumb
there's no way
gosh i better still get a gold star dude
i'm gonna be so mad
i better still get a gold star i just
lost 12 minutes
fifth again i mean that's the second
that's the second time i've gotten fifth
but the problem is is the last time i
got fifth it was on a cup where i could
do glitches so
if anything that helped save my star
rating i don't know if
i'll be able to save that here there's
no glitches
that's what i'm saying though the cpus
are cracked on mirror mode
they're good
i mean on tracks like this and stadium i
doubt
i will not get first but
i'm just hoping i still got a gold star
that's what i'm worried about
i don't know how tight the standards are
i really don't know
it might actually be super lenient and
there's no way i'd ever miss it but
i don't know
oh my gosh
um
oh
putting into speed runs oh yeah there's
no way
it'd be crazy but yeah it'd be crazy it
would never happen
would never happen
it's hard enough doing any of the
glitches other than grumble really
you ever see a task though someday of 32
track doing all the glitches that that
will be one of the coolest asses
someday i hope it happens
i would love that
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jeez
hundred percent you mean like actually
this 100 percent tasks that would really
never happen
bro that's not really a pogchamp moment
what the heck
you crazy or something
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okay i drifted the wrong way
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trek for some reason
yeah dude it'd be sick someone ever
wants to make that it'd be
awesome
yeah that was cool
all right
did lose some time there tony all you
gotta say july 24th discussion
all right here we go flower cup actually
did i get a star here
please tell me i got a star rating
please tell me i got a star
two stars i got two stars
i got two i got two of them
bro i got two stars and i got fifth
this game stupid or something now that
happened
bro that's really not a pog champ what's
wrong with you
it's terrible
i don't get it
second buttercloth gun
oh with the fib though oh dude those
items really
were in like a terrible spot
oh yeah just me bro just pound me come
on
oh no wait no wait a minute yo wait a
minute this is the track i got fifth on
no
wait it's fine i'm gonna get uh
yeah trying to bag dude i know that
strap bro come on you can't beat me at
that
all right this item sucks i don't want
that all right there we go that's what
i'm looking for
single man
oh dude she's good
it's not like that other cpu that like
drove right into my fib or whatever like
back on what was it like beach beach
all right we're good i still can't
believe i got two star rating dude how
how did the star ratings even work
like how did i get two stars on that
makes no sense i got one star on the
on this cup maybe it's because of the
falling off actually maybe it is because
you fall off to do the gold mine glitch
that might actually be why
why i only got one star like maybe the
placements you get really don't matter
maybe it is just more like the
times and falling off
maybe i don't know just a guess
hopefully i get a shroom here i don't
need to get this glitch but i think it'd
be nice if it did
yes
bro i've never done this glitch on
mirror mode
what is happening right now bro
this is so crazy
like this is so trippy
yeah i don't care if i get blue i'm in
the glitch i don't care bro
you can blow me all you want
this is just sick glad i got it first
try these coconut malls were
cracked today
no way i'm getting bored the second time
dude not in one minute
that was so awesome that feels good dude
that feels good to get that
that's like another minute saved over
over record
it's funny it's like really coconut mall
is like the next easiest glitch after
grumble
like it's like the next most consistent
if you do the shroom strap
i feel like i've done that glitch
literally four times this run
it's just because you only have to do it
once really is what helps like mushroom
gorge isn't bad either
or gold mine they're not terrible you
have to do them so many times
i'm not doing double either i i i could
do double on
this track probably easily but i just
don't want to fall off bro
i gotta play safe now i've been going
strong for over six hours
now i gotta play it safe
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glitch luigi world record
was that the first coconut mall record
or something is it with luigi
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that sounds like a similar time it's
like a 130 something
it's weird even doing like the single
because like the single i
haven't done a whole lot of since if i
ever play this it's on 150 i'm always
doing the double
i really probably should do the donald
oh gosh i was gonna say are you like
referencing like the old
glitch record or something i swear the
first glitch record was like yo
also dude that was awesome that was that
was fire that was that was based i'm
glad i didn't fall off
um what was i saying yeah the first
glitch record was like 130 something
that's what you were talking about since
you said world record
oh you said no glitch i didn't even read
your full message i failed
might be
you guys are telling me different things
guys does anyone know what the
original record was anybody
i could i really could do three for
three here but that's just i just think
it's too risky
i just gotta get a shroom and do it on
lap too
that didn't respawn really
uh i mean you can do it with a star
it's not that free but you can
i am what is wrong with me literally
what is wrong with me
am i stupid like actually how did i do
that
uh that's going to be a problem
i i want to lose this yeah
wait you don't you don't lose it what
you don't lose it
guys i thought you lose it if you do
that
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i only need one i only need one shroom
just one
okay i'm about to lose my gold star here
if i don't hurry and get a freaking
shroom holy cow
dude you're it's not that hard to see
man come on
you can do it the shot came
that oh they all got target shocked
okay i guess i'm not doing glitch here
whatever seriously
i can't believe i'm not doing oh
wait wait wait
i didn't make it you gotta be kidding me
i'll make it now
you is it patched what
no way no way no i'm not gonna lose this
gp go go go go go go go
i'm not throwing oh dude hit the box
hit the box no way hit the box
oh my gosh no no i did not just do this
i did not just throw this whole run oh
i just threw this whole run i just threw
this whole run
i just lost i just lost i just lost 10
minutes
i just lost this whole run you've got to
be freaking kidding me
what's the setup i don't know it's
mirror mode
it keeps going the race doesn't even
freaking end oh my gosh dude
how how how did i not get it
how did it not count
you gotta be kidding me
what
that's not gonna work is it it work
let's try
i ca i'm actually so mad i can't believe
that happened
i didn't get a single thing and then i
couldn't i didn't win
did i still win i still won dude oh my
gosh it's not gonna give me a star
though
i got dead last oh my gosh it's not
gonna give me a star
dude please give me a star please tell
me these six hours weren't a waste
whatever it's over i guess whatever
i don't know what to do now
do i just do the other cops i don't i
don't know
dude i'm like how how did it not work
i did it perfectly
and then that's that one with the bullet
worked like what
how did that not work i don't freaking
get it
how did that not work
like i'm blown away that did not work
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both times i did it twice and it didn't
work
i did the same thing earlier this round
i did that exact same strat the same
exact thing
the wheelie and everything twice i did
it on 100 cc and it worked
it worked on 100cc man
i could do it on 100 but not on mirror
what is this 50cc why didn't it work
why didn't it work i did the same thing
dude i just
like seriously if i want to get record i
gotta do another seven hour freaking run
like seriously
it'd be one thing if i wasn't gonna get
it but like like that's the stupidest
thing
ever that could have ever happened in
this whole game
i didn't even need to do the glitch once
why did i do that
unless dude unless unless i'm like
tripping
is there like maybe no you do unlock
something for
star rating on mirror unless there's
like a very lucky chance that there just
isn't i'm pretty sure there is though
i don't know what it is you unlock but i
know there's something so i'm gonna have
to redo that cup
i can't believe i even got an a out of
that though that's the craziest thing is
i got an
a rating i didn't get a b or a c i got
an a
rating i got dead last
oh my gosh dude i
just can't believe it didn't work
i don't know how i'm gonna be able to
play for the next 30 40 minutes
i cannot believe that didn't work i'm so
mad
that didn't work
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i don't know unless there's just some
very rare small chance
that i was actually so far ahead no i
should have just quit i really should
have just quit out of the gp that's what
i should have done instantly
when it looked like i wasn't gonna win
i might have at least saved a little bit
of time
but no i'm gonna miss it by a mile now
i'm gonna get like a 7 15 or something
but yeah it's great but it's just kind
of dumb
like way to like soil like an entire
seven hour speed run for no reason
just kind of sucks i don't know
i don't want to say it ruined everything
but it kind of kind of did
what was that where did that come from
is i holding that i have that banana
um
can you do shrimp with a red yeah oh
there's another one too
oh
okay you know this pierced today hurts
so bad well
dang you were just talking about that
the other day
what do you think
thinking about no there's no way i was
thinking what if i did glitch here but
there's literally no way i'd get that
on mirror mode of all things not a
chance
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maybe they are like i just couldn't
believe like how far up the cpus were
like
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the fact that even if i got it the
second time i don't know if i would have
won
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i kind of want to i mean i might as well
try it i mean this run has nothing to
lose at this point
i already lost 10 minutes so
i almost might as well i mean screw it
yeah there's no freaking way
i mean it's a good thing that happened
now and not two seconds later
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oh
[Applause]
yo that wow
it's almost like i didn't even get blue
that was
that was faster than getting like reddit
like that was crazy fast
target shock during glitch should be
funny honestly
it could have i mean i could see it
happening
it would be pretty funny oh they dodged
him come on
i still never been dodged in a cannon by
a cpu star
let's go home
yo wait a minute yo
bro i'm dodging blues with the star on
the ground
what the heck even is this run dude
i wish that made up 10 minutes nothing
will make up 10 minutes 10 minutes
are gone again unless i'm actually not
as far behind as i thought
but i think i am i think it's i just
think it's too late i don't think i can
bring this back
the only lucky thing the only nice thing
is that it was flower cup
if i get the glitches again then that
cup's actually really fast that's
literally the shortest cup in the game
if you get all the glitches
like practically speaking
so i don't know
okay yeah dude even doing that backwards
was kinda trippy
i never i never split for the last one
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i don't know how to do these splits then
actually i might have to skip all of
these
because i'm doing this is in a kind of a
weird order
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it's just like i don't i didn't have to
do it that's what was really dumb is
that i got kind of cocky
i wanted to all i wanted more time save
i literally did not need to do it though
that was what's kind of annoying
yeah 17 14.
uh actually i don't know about that i'm
not doing the cups in the same order so
that might
that might be a little off
seriously seriously
which i i can get another shroom here
maybe
nice that was a really good chain
oh i actually got the full cut screw
might as well go for this
not even close doing that in your mode
no chance
reset run i was two seconds away from
resetting the whole thing
but that would be really dumb i might as
well finish it even if i
like i don't know it's like i said i
didn't really care like what the time
was but doing
that and losing record because i did
that is so annoying
because it was just so dumb
but yeah i mean like i said too i mean
if the rest of these tracks go insane
i don't i really don't know what i still
don't know what time this run can be
unless i'm like really tripping on what
the times actually are i still think
there's a good chance i can at least get
like
at this point a low like 7x 7 1x
like a 7 11 or 7 12 or something
maybe even a 710 dude that other
mushroom is still
oh well yeah i missed it too jeez if i
missed it can't expect the cpus to get
it
so
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star um i'mma chain that
golden a little better
oh
i'll pick this up
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it takes so long to set that up i don't
even know if that really saves
very much why not
oh
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i just realized i never actually read
that message
over the middle of the last jump on bc
we got stuck on the thing the fire's
coming out of
really
i don't think i've ever heard of that
that sounds super weird
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yes
hello
um
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oh i thought it was gonna hit me on the
side
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thank you
what
now
i'm streaming until this runs over then
i'm then i'm done
i'm not i'm not streaming more after
this this is
i gotta like actually eat today probably
also like i don't know i like i don't
feel so great right now
i don't know i just i don't know i feel
kind of weird right now
long stream i just noticed too look at
my face cam
i like my like face is like super red i
don't know why
i don't know how long it's looked like
then
this is a coveted shot symptom
you mad seahawks
sometimes i'm in i'm in eastern so it's
1004.
p.m
2204 if you'd rather
yeah i got the second covet shy
yesterday
the second pfizer they said i'd be
getting symptoms but
i haven't had much
least favorite part of the speed run
probably the 50cc
that's like two hours and kind of kind
of boring
other than that having to get a gold
star is kind of dumb
in the one event that you don't get a
gold star which is what happened
because it means that you lose 10 to 15
minutes you have to redo an entire cup
other than that honestly like all the
rng and stuff it's like
i don't really mind it's kind of fun in
a long run just because like
like i said like just the fact that it's
so long like the rng the little
individual things don't seem to matter
as much
whereas like if you're doing like just a
a smaller run with all the rng
like it matters a lot more
week three's happening dude
and how's that been going man
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what up sudachi that's an interesting
question
yeah let's see 6 44.
if i'm at 644 i mean i'll finish these
next two cups within the next
20 minutes almost for sure actually
that's not even true i might not i
actually it's might actually be cutting
it
really close
so this might actually not have even
been record even if i did get a star
rating
lee's favorite mirror track now i guess
i just like still i'm still thinking
about i do not know how
the glitch didn't work i'll have to go
back and look at the video like
i have no clue what i did wrong
really i just shouldn't have done it
because it's it's six something hours
and it will run and the stakes are a lot
higher than
like then i was like willing to actually
consider
like the only glitch i should do on
mirror
is grumble really i can attempt coconut
mogs you only have to do it once
and that one you don't even need an item
for
it just makes it easier but even that
one i probably only tried once and then
i just finished the race i wouldn't keep
sitting there trying to do it
that was my problem on gold mines i sat
there and i kept trying to do it because
i was like
this is stupid come on like i should get
this and i didn't
it wasn't too close to the finish line
because i got the respawn in front of
the finish
line too didn't i i'm pretty sure i did
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like i didn't make the distance was the
problem
if i did and i was the finish line i
would have respawned on the
i would have respawned at the spot
you're supposed to but then it wouldn't
have lap counted
that's what would have happened
that's not what happened at least i
don't think it is i don't remember that
happening
i just didn't make the jump which is
dumb too cuz like i did it the wheelie
way
usually i would do it the hop way but i
was having like whenever i was like
messing with that track for runs
i was like not getting lap counts every
time
when i hopped but i could always get a
lap count when i wheeled and i'd like i
knew no clue why but that's why i was
doing the wheelie version of it
and like i said i got it on 100 cc it
worked fine
like i got it on 100 cc like
100 cc like come on i couldn't do it on
mirror but i got it on 100
doesn't make any sense and it was still
so
sick that i got coke in a mall like okay
wow wow
wow
um what was i saying i don't i don't
like literally that just completely
stopped my full train of that that was
wow that was the biggest phone probably
in this whole round
um yeah it was sick getting rainbow road
on or rainbow road i just
what it was sick getting coconut mall in
mirror i didn't think i'd get that
it kind of sucks that way it like kind
of went to waste but it was so cool that
i did that
records a 707 which
that that was definitely still faster oh
at least i got to use one of my shrooms
for black one
so this bit run could maybe beat it it
depends on my item luck
even then i actually don't know if it
can i wasted a lot of time on goldmine
by doing what i was doing
like even if i got that star rating i
still might not have
been able to do it plus i had to go to
the bathroom and i that also wasted two
minutes i did that like
40 minutes ago i don't think the record
does it all maybe it does but i don't
think it does
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is i remember like skimming through it
to like see like routes and
strats and stuff and no
i don't remember seeing any break in
there
oh it's a high 707 well there is that
i'm also on wii u
i did do that
i don't know man i don't know i went i
got to six and i felt like i was gonna
die
that's why i like just had to bro
i i felt like death i had to
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and i'm definitely not drinking as much
water as i should
someone's calling me i gotta pick that
up not my phone i gotta like pick it up
off the table because
it probably echoes really bad
because this table's got a lot of like
echo reverb thing going on
i just moved my phone on my bed i guess
you can see the number through the face
cam you feel free to call i don't know
who it is
probably shouldn't call it though you
probably can't see what it is
that'd be an epic challenge you have
like there's 20 20 vision and then
there's like
hypervision like 1 20.
i don't know think of the lower numbers
better
pretty sure
ah dude what am i doing
this is another one that's a little
strange doing it
backwards
that's fair fat boshy have a good night
if you do
yeah we use loads are faster i don't
know about how much but in a 32 track
run it's like
20 something seconds and this is like a
32 track run
times five plus a lot more menus and
stuff as well
so i'd guess it's probably at least two
to three minutes
which is a even in a sever seven hour
run is a pretty significant amount of
time
so that's why i'm on wii u now for this
normally i play on wii since all the
other categories are timed
um just with the timer like
you just add up all the track times but
you don't do that in this category
i guess just because menuing is kind of
a part of the run i guess i don't know
it'd be like kind of annoying
all right still gonna stay for a bit
dope me too i mean i'm done and
not that long
again i'm 99 sure that you do have
to get the star rating on flower cup
mirror mode but
who knows maybe maybe by some miraculous
stroke of luck that actually doesn't
need to be gotten
i'm pretty sure there is i'm pretty sure
mir also has star cup unlocks
but that's the only one i'm not sure of
is star cup dude that was a good time to
get shocked
man it was a really good time to get
shocked
if it was gonna happen that is
yeah looking at these times i don't know
if i'll beat it like special cup is not
a fast cup
so that actually makes me feel a little
bit better i'm
like might not have beaten it regardless
it will be close it's going to be down
to like the minute probably
for finishing the cups
running a tt it doesn't save any time if
you're doing a tt it's all in game
it only saves real time
that's why i always play on my wii this
is the this is really the only thing i
ever speed on where i play my wii u is
this exact category
pretty much nothing else
you're resetting it done over over a
long period of time yeah i would save
a decent bet
you are right
like even if it was like point one point
one second per reset i mean
it's a second for ten you know ten for a
hundred you know and you see how quickly
that adds up
you could do hundreds of resets in just
a single sitting
you get up to at least like a minute and
if you do attempts every day
for a long time it starts adding up you
know it's not like crazy amount of time
but
it's a good amount of time over an
entire time trial career it could add up
to a few days
yeah there's just a lot of menuing and
there's also you play
you play 160 tracks so
it's like already a little annoying to
add up 32
if you're not already like using a
program that does it automatically which
the only program that does that
automatically is the one i made
and it only works on my setup because
i i don't i don't know how to make it a
more general application
it's not it's not that smart i guess
okay i literally i had to just not dodge
that like there was there was nothing i
could do i was running into the wall if
i dodged that anyways
and imagine some of it too though is
like before we moved to igt
we had to like go and retime every
single run
and there's already 30 something 100
runs if we had to do that
that would take a while like a little
while longer
that's that in itself isn't reason to
like not do it but
i'm sure that contributes a little bit
i don't even care if i fell off there i
literally don't care
yeah the pals have been going off all
day
also looking at these splits i take it
back i actually do think this would have
beat it
because if that split wasn't even 12
minutes and that cup i think is longer
than this one by a little bit
i think you do though i really do
like it'd be weird like because i know
there's unlocks forget all star rating
all-star rankings in either all the
nitros or all the retros i think that
exists for both
and that'd be so bizarre if
nitro's mirror is the only one you don't
need because i actually do think there
is a retro mirror
i think there is i could be wrong but i
think there is
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so it could also just be just get all of
them it could be get
all star rankings in mirror it might not
be split between nitro and retro
i just don't remember i've looked into
it before but i don't remember what what
it was
it'll be a nice surprise though like
if i find out i actually did have
everything unlocked
meaning to ask what do you mean and ask
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i actually could check i literally have
this like information on some sheet i
made like a long time ago i should
probably check that
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it's really bad i could dodge it just my
out running it forever
what that was dumb that was dumb
actually i had a shroom that's why i
didn't care if i tried that
to submit your uh oh for mario kart if
you're talking about mario kart wii
if you just play through ctgp that cdgp
has a leaderboard like
it's it's built into the game
like if you load up through that mod
basically
there's a whole database where your
stuff automatically goes
you don't have to submit anything it's
kind of nice
if you're talking about wii for other
games other games do their own thing
but the only leaderboards i know you can
submit to are if you get like a top 10
or something
like mario kart leaderboards it's a top
10 site it's not everything
players page actually no that's the one
there's player's page
i was like completely zoning out i don't
know why i didn't even think of that
there is players page as well that
actually is for
more mario kart games
yeah i just completely forgot what that
was for a minute for some reason
the vanilla stages it's ctgp has vanilla
of stage leader boards too it's got
everything
yeah an all-near mode to get i already
have rosalina
wait i already have rosalina because i
have a galaxy
save
wait does that count though
does that count i wouldn't get too
excited yet hold on though does that
count
there might be some blurb in the rules
that says that doesn't count
i actually don't know
because it's kind of a weird thing like
you literally have to have a galaxy save
file on your wii to unlock that the
other way
maybe you can do that
i mean if that's the case then this
one's still alive
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i'm tripping bro guys
wait a minute you telling me i got all
worked up or nothing
okay well i still have to play well i
have to not do that
if i lose it by four seconds well
there's there's a lot of four second
mistakes i mean
i just don't know where these cars are
gonna be mirror mode on this track sucks
this is like the scariest one i think
i've played so far like i do
not know what do you do there was a
truck on both sides
like what do you do
go wide that was smart that was really
smart
ah that lost a decent bit i have to do
both of these next two tracks in about
seven minutes
can i do that
i think so like including the menuing
including including this part right here
because both of these tracks are about 2
30 and then there's about 30 seconds
between
i think i can i think i can barely get
this like barely
by like under 30 seconds if i don't get
owned if i don't get super owned
i could get super owned by rng i really
hope i don't
you be i got cause you got drip
i'm glad you like my drip i got my
got by david buster's hoodie it's
awesome
yeah this run does include time trials
i thought i just heard him
well i was right i heard it
yeah i mean i i did i did hear a blue i
thought i did
i think it was under the spiral
okay i mean i still don't know that i
could get horrible rng
and still not get this that's the thing
or i could like fall off or do something
like those things on moon view
i was shrugging off but like that
actually like that could do it
this is really close and i did like
waste a lot of time on gold mine was
being stupid earlier
oh i actually i'm gonna go the other way
next lap i don't i don't want to risk
hitting that green
because which way you go there is a
matter of frames it literally doesn't
matter
i know this has not been good rng
actually so far
hopefully it's not bad enough that i'm
screwed but it's not good
dude i'm ending on mere rainbow road i
don't know if you guys know how scary
that actually is
at least this actually doesn't feel like
mirror anymore
since that's that's basically
symmetrical
okay well this is still going to be like
a 2 3x no this would be a 2 4x
okay so i've got four minutes including
this so i basically have to get
a 3 30 on rainbow road i think i don't
think that will be a problem
but it could
lightning blew in a blooper within three
seconds oh yeah
you should the craziest thing earlier
that was really awesome i used like a
star
and the pow block came so i used my star
so i didn't lose it and then got blued
and shocked at almost the exact same
time it wasn't the exact same time but
like around the same time that was like
what like i was nuts i could not believe
that happened
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yeah i mean i'm gonna play it moderately
safe i'm i'm not doing anything super
stupid
i didn't even trick there that's how
safe i'm going
i gotta stop pulling out these items oh
my gosh yeah someone did clip it dude
okay
actually i'm getting target shocked i
actually am getting target shocked
like i'm not even kidding they could
have just
done that half a second earlier and i
would have dodged
yeah daisy circuit 150 there was another
epic moment too where i was on maple
treeway
and i got shocked and then i picked up a
star out of the leaf pile which was
totally random
and then a blue came and i dodged it
like that that was kind of awesome too
wasn't as crazy but it was awesome i was
like
i felt so good when that happened
yeah i'm doing that so safe that's that
turns already sketch on 150
on mirror it's something else all right
i
literally have a minute 50 to do this
last lap
i think i got this i think i can do it
is it really a 707 51 like is that true
is that actually the time is it really a
high 707.
like what are the odds what are the
chances dude
what are the chances and what are the
chances of that unlock is rosalina
like seriously
that is so huge
this is like the most unlikely run ever
to like actually
prevail i cannot believe it
i actually don't know if that's time
actually i actually don't know if that's
time go go go go go go go
i actually don't know if that's time
is that time like can anyone check i
have about like
another 40 seconds if it's not
it is so we're good
oh that didn't take another minute did
it
i just got just a case had to do it
okay
what i i guess that's world record
okay wow
i really thought that run was dead for a
solid
30 minutes i thought that run was over
until
well until the knowledge drop i guess
that's what i'm saying like
show the unlocks i mean that's the
category though the category isn't get
gold star ratings the category is unlock
everything and i unlocked everything
like so technically that that works
i think like i got all the characters
i got all the cars
like that's everything
it's all there yo toothpaste thanks for
the sub
four months and all the tracks they're
all there
i mean by technicality that's that works
that's valid
look at that straight goals
wow thank goodness i had a galaxy save
on this wii
oh my goodness literally saved by galaxy
dude
i just happen to have one i just happen
to have one
by a stroke of luck i don't remember
ever playing galaxy on this wii
or on this wii u i should say it's on
the wii u
why do i have a galaxy s8 on the wii u
for the six i did 602 back
like years ago that's why and i wanted
to play on the luigi file that's why
that's why
oh my gosh dude world record dude
i won't be surprised if maybe they want
to change the rule after that but
at least by how the rule is now that's
record so that works
oh my gosh i got an a ring instead of a
star
so i guess if you have a galaxy save it
doesn't matter what ranks you get on the
mirror mode cups
it gave me rose it gave me such a weird
time it gave me like in the middle of
the run i was like
why did i get rosalina like it was more
than an hour in
i just wow that was just so lucky it
really was i don't even think i have a
save on my wii so it's really good thing
i played on my wii u
so yeah that really is record i mean
according to people in the chat
that confirmed both the rules
and the timing method which i should
know this because i'm a moderator on the
site but i don't because
i know nothing about this category
but yeah i mean that's that's where bat
kick ended his run was on the last track
that was it
thank goodness i was actually
contemplating doing another run of this
tomorrow
oh my gosh i'm really glad i don't have
to
i'm so glad i don't have to play this
again
this was fun though i won't lie this
actually was fun
there was a lot of ups and downs it was
a roller coaster it was like a movie
like the most biggest conflict was near
the end but then it resolved itself
you know we learned a valuable lesson
and it's
always have a galaxy save on your wheat
just in case
you know that's what we learned
so cool one try record two how about
that one try record b to one try record
no i didn't have her when i started
that's you get her like i don't remember
when i got her i'd have to search
through a seven hour vod to find out
i have no clue when i unlocked her
but it was not instant it came like
somewhere in the middle of the run
but yeah thanks for the ggs
that run was all over the place i was
carried by the fact that i did a ton of
glitches
i definitely played worse definitely
worse than the previous record
especially 50cc i don't know how to play
with a cart dude i have no clue i
totally improvised everything
but just the fact that i did coconut
glitch four times i guarantee you that i
mean if i didn't get coconut milk glitch
on rainbow road that might have been it
a rainbow road what that doesn't make
any sense if i didn't get coconut mug
glitch on mirror mode that's what i
meant to say mirror mode
that might have been it i got it on
100cc as well
yeah you have to beat all mere cups with
a star but
like you said we checked the rules i
swear i thought that was in the rules
but
it's not i guess it's not because i
think it was been talked about before
but i guess it's not
i guess they decided to not include that
literally that was just whatever
conversation they had three years ago
and they added the category that could
have
that would literally be whether or not
this was this is valid
every seven minutes it keeps it's so
small like
that is such a small amount of time to
beat it by especially with how different
of a route and strats i did
like i'm gonna look this up on the forum
like there's i know there was some post
about this
like isn't there
50cc was an adventure i hope people
enjoyed that because that was uh i don't
know if i did it was that
a 50cc was something
it might have been about requiring three
stars actually it might have been what
that discussion was and they decided no
it's in unlock everything
category
like yeah you just have to unlock
everything in the game
i think i found the
post they never said anything about
rosalina though i wish there was
something about this
i mean i am a mod i literally could just
say it's allowed but that's kind of
stupid
i don't think i actually could do that
it'd be funny though
yeah whatever yeah i use funky flame
flyer
you have to use a cart wow i'm so
tired dude i haven't eaten well since
about noon so i'm pretty hungry it's
10 30 now
um and yeah we'll see uh if you've read
my full title
it does say in the title that i was
gonna do an all mario kart speed run
tomorrow or
friday probably friday just saying
maybe tomorrow but i don't know after
this i'm tired
like i don't know if i'm gonna be able
to wake up and do another marathon
because that'll be even longer than this
was but i thought that'd be fun to do
too so i think i'll do that
fun stream before i go on vacation
all mario kart speed run all mario karts
all of them
all well all eight of the main ones all
tracks
probably will take like 10 hours or
something
yeah i respect that's what i that's what
i was thinking
yeah i'm just like letting that soak in
like geez i did not like
wow did not think that that would work
i really didn't think that this would
work out as well as it did
mcdonald
could go for that it's 10 30 i'm not
going anywhere
i'm going upstairs and probably eating a
bowl of cereal
that's about what i'm doing i'm keeping
it real
but yeah yo guys so you'll see it if it
gets on the board or not if it doesn't
end up on the board in the next few days
just assume maybe it didn't get allowed
but as of right now let's just say it
was record
i think it was
really no one clipped me raging i'm
surprised no one did that
because i don't think i've ever i don't
usually get that mad when i'm
streaming but i was really mad dude i
could not believe that glitch didn't
work
and to think if i didn't get it with the
bill after that that would have been it
i literally got the glitch with a bullet
bill man
i couldn't do it with a mushroom i
couldn't do with a golden i did it with
a freaking bullet bill
doesn't make any sense
that's why this run was so amazing
because this just was like
so inconsistent all over the place it
made
no sense the only thing this ron didn't
do is maple tree wiggles
mt glitch i did get the skips record for
a 32 track too though i did do that
so there was another record in between
bat kicks uh bat kicks rain is now
well it's still there bro he still has
most of them but
it's a little less now it's a little
smaller
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yeah i've never seen bullet bill glitch
that was the first time ever ever seen
that
oh my gosh man that was so fun though
that was actually so fun
it's crazy that people are like oh 100
sex or whatever like man it's painful
dude that was fun that was awesome
that was so fun
not saying i want to do it every day but
i mean
that was cool other than the 50cc and
even 50cc it was fun in its own right it
was kind of dumb but it was kind of fun
you know like it was it was stupid fun a
little bit
i felt like i was really playing some
good old mario kart with all the stupid
rng
that i had to deal with
i liked that though that was good
anyways i don't want to sit here all
night but
that's i can't think of anything else i
want to say
i mean it was 100 record it's not like i
got maple tree way again but
this is not the most contested world
record in the world but it's also seven
hours so
that's cool this is the longest speed
run record i've ever had i've never
never done anything longer than this
dude
how much battery i still have i still
have three bars geez
with the rechargeables too
but yeah um i'll still do the other
thing
probably the other marathon probably
tomorrow or friday so if you
want to watch that cool
um that exists
so yeah
and i'll highlight this and like i said
if it gets on the board well then you
know it was legit
so
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i can rate someone i'm looking at the
mkwe directory
no one else just doing speed runs which
yeah i mean yeah
hold on let me actually listen listen to
audio so i can like hear what people are
doing
i don't want to rate someone who's like
not using mic or anything
i guess i could but have a good night
fat boshi
dude i don't want a 30 second ad are you
kidding me
twitch is trolling me right now
guys outside of mk way
i usually read if i raid someone it's
usually they're playing the same game i
do i feel like that makes sense
it's either that or it's going to be
like one of my friends or something
but it's usually it's usually the former
just out goes
so
um how do i rate again
i'll go ahead and rate flare let's just
do that
let's just do that
this guy's doing record attempts so
that's based
rainbow road
um yeah thanks for watching again guys
i'm a i'm a dip
be back tomorrow or friday and or friday
actually
could come back for both so is this it
okay um yeah it's going so
i'm gonna dip thanks for watching guys
have a good one