hey there's josh welcome back to let's
game it out we're playing some hydroneer
today the only game i know of where
there's a wanted sign for my immediate
capture we're doing stuff like this and
also this and a little bit of this the
game just got a massive 2.0 update so i
figured it's time we jump back in and
see if we can't find some new horrible
things to do and also this video is
sponsored by dislight but enough talk
new game ah dear sweet hydroneer how
many videos have we done now where we've
absolutely laid waste to the starting
area and by that i mean it's time for
one more okay real quickly here's how
the game works shovel dirt goes in this
bucket do that four times buckets full
cast aside the shovel get this stupid
brush out of the way bucket meet the pan
take your now empty bucket curl it into
the river once its bucket tummy is all
full of water drop it into the pan
thanks bucket now get out of here grab
your brush and let some wizardry happen
and oh my goodness one gold nugget all
for us and then we take that gold nugget
run it around in the dirt for a little
bit before running it up to the jeweler
and then just drop it right on that nice
clean tablecloth and then over here in
the cell zone population us and sell oh
my goodness we're 11 airs what a time to
be alive and then take that money all
the way back to your dirt pile grab that
shovel dig yourself a nice hole and then
hide your earnings what are the chances
we forget where it is right you know now
that i've covered it back up i couldn't
help but notice that it's like way
bigger than when i started now it
basically looks like buried treasure or
like i buried a body here why is there
so much extra dirt like if i dig a
little bit and just put it back
shouldn't it be back where it started or
it could be a little bit elevated off
the ground wait a minute are you telling
me that if i just dig and then add dirt
and just do this over and over again it
just keeps adding extra dirt wait and i
can just keep doing this and well the
answer appears to be yes yes you can
just make a column of dirt out of
nothing well guess we got to see how far
we can take this okay i think we might
have found the upper limit once we got
to this point it looks like it's not
going any higher all this from just
digging straight down well that sure is
something else isn't it i mean look at
how much we can see from up here we can
see these buildings over here we can see
the shop right here we can see our car
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let's see what other ways we can create
nothing from dirt i'm not going gonna be
content to just do one of these i think
we know what we need to do which is some
uh performance test so let's pick
another place to start digging and i
think you know where this is going hold
please okay yep that should about do it
yeah i feel good about this i feel
really good about this i may have spent
a little time building a whole hell of a
lot of these things you know just the
amount of like a small forest because i
mean once you have an idea you got to
just keep going with it right and while
you're up here you can do your ninja
training jumping from stump to stump
until oh no you've fallen oh it's okay
though just kind of force your way out
ah back to civilization so now that
we've got this crazy contraption here uh
what the hell happened to it what
happened all my columns why are we left
with these weird chunky ones i demand an
explanation to know what
oh huh well that's interesting they must
have added that in the new update to
help with um god knows what as long as
my gorgeous forest is still here that's
all i care about anyway now that we have
this creation i kind of wonder if
there's something we can do with these
stumps up here so we're going to take
the car and go on a quick road trip
behold the city of bridgeport population
my car accidents ah it's nice to know my
wanted sign is still there wanted for a
cool 1 billion i'm just so proud anyway
don't mind us we're just here to visit
all tools and equipment because this is
the place we go to buy a drill um or it
used to be what the hell the drills used
to be right here and in its place we
have all these like water hook things ah
change but i only want the kind that
benefits me
let's see over here we got housing
supplies and over in fancy furniture i'm
definitely not seeing any drills and
over here in conveyor nation these are
as you guessed it a bunch of conveyor
belts well what the hell where are all
the hot drills in my area wait i think i
figured it out look at that right at our
starting base too a drill oh use
machines tier one limited stock well i
can't say i like the sound of limited
but we'll cross that bridge when we come
to it after all this is a forged iron
drill which is essentially what we're
looking for oh would you look at that i
pull away one and the next one is under
lock and key i see it's not really
limited stock you just don't want to
sell it all to me all right fine we'll
just work with the one we got
oh yeah i gotta pay for stuff ugh 432.
well no problem we'll just go into our
money pile who knows maybe if you bury
money it grows in
value see look at that it's worth so
much more now i'm just kidding i did
some mining on the side i wouldn't put
it past this game though and it's ours
okay now all we need to do is find a
place to put it i think i know just the
spot okay one second this shouldn't be
too hard all we need to do is just build
a really terrible looking stairway thing
yep it was that easy i mean really it
couldn't be more simple right all you
have to do is time your little jumps
watch your little gingerbread man's
shadow and slowly but surely make your
way to the top there we go easiest thing
ever now to do it while holding a
machine easy easy god no easy
well i don't know why that was so hard
but here we are finally all right let's
see where is it going to let me place
this uh over the dirt of course all we
have to do now is connect some pipes to
the water below over here in ye oldie
shoppi we have our tier one pipes
waiting to be used not sure how many
we're gonna have to buy to reach um that
thing up there okay i hope that's enough
i have no idea if it is all right and
let's just start attaching yee haw we're
done that'll about do it all we need to
do now is connect this pipe right here
and that'll get the water flowing okay
let's give it a shot
ah well there we go spitting out
exquisite dirt chunks one after another
slowly but surely making a mess well now
i want to just add a whole bunch more
but there is still this to worry about
not being able to just buy more of them
but wait craftable in ice helm well you
don't need to tell me twice let's see
according to this map we're right here
at ember cradle and that's the town of
bridgeport ah there we go ice helm and
here we are welcome to ice helm well
let's hope there's answers inside ooh a
mine shaft oh you just want to leave
without me huh that's fine i'll just
jump for it ah i'm fine thanks for
asking anyway what do we have here oh
gotta admit i wasn't expecting this this
is pretty cool but the real question is
is this where i craft my own drills okay
let's see how do we think this works
well thankfully it looks like they left
some instructions wow it couldn't be
more simple so this is probably this and
this i'm hoping is this and call it a
hunch but i'm pretty sure this is this
well in that case what the hell is this
well luckily i think i have the answer
for that too because it turns out even
in the minds of moria there's a tools
and equipment shop behold supplies up to
and including these things pretty sure
this is this place on the icehelm anvil
pedestal smell the required weight
resources and pull the lever well let's
give this a shot
i'm not really sure why but i was
expecting some raiders of the lost ark
stuff to happen okay now i guess we need
to make that kind of bar that's that
heavy and you know i'm allergic to doing
stuff by the book but we'll see if this
works out meanwhile back at the
hellscape this thing is still doing its
job even before stuff loads in wow this
thing sure has been busy now all we need
to do is convert these dirt clumps into
something where we can get the stones
out of them which i guess means we're
gonna need this thing the harvester
breaks dirt chunks into resources okay
looks like we only get one of these too
so let's make it count so we're just
gonna put this thing on the ground out
here as close to the water as i can get
it so i don't have to relive these
nightmares
yes we're all very proud of you well
thank god that was easy to set up and
now all we need to do is give it
something to grind here you go have a
test piece
yep worked as intended now we just need
to figure out how to get all that into
this machine but i have just the thing
for that meet my old friend magnet on a
stick attracts resources when activated
this should make everything a lot easier
watch oh yeah and we'll just grab a big
glob and it's going to come with us and
in it goes yay jackpot i almost forgot
i'm going to need a couple other things
small furnace and a crucible and a
casting mold the small furnace of course
is for heating although just because it
lets us we're gonna put it in here in
the water you know that's gotta be hot
if it can burn through the water and our
crucible goes right on top and now we're
gonna add to the mix a tool i've never
used before the hand sorter pour
resources into the sorter to split out
the resource type that is on the tray
okay so i think if i put it right about
there i think in theory the parts that
go on that tray there should pop out the
front and go right into the crucible and
all the other crap will just pop out
here and of course what we want it to
sort is this iron ore okay here goes
nothing
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oh yes worked exactly as intended i
guess i should be happy that sometimes
it makes it in no problem easy solution
we'll just make a backboard see there's
nothing dirt can't solve now i know it
looks kind of grotesque but it's hard to
argue with results isn't it yeah see
there we go things are sorting just fine
now in fact what are we bothering with
this for let's move this guy put it
right over here and then we can just
simplify the whole process i'm even
going to build myself a little dirt ramp
so i can get up there easier talk about
an elegant and beautiful solution and in
you go yay it's work
oh the game crashed all right fine have
it your way we won't do it this way and
after several rounds of sorting by hand
it seems like we might have a perfectly
sizable amount of iron in there so
that's when we go and get our casting
mold dump it in the water with
everything else grab our crucible with
our hands and dunk and smash it down for
good luck tada an iron bar first we
gotta head back into town and we gotta
use this here scale and by that i mean
i'm not gonna pay 146 for my own we're
just gonna wait on the display model why
pay when we don't have to okay well its
weight is only 43 but it costs 521. well
sure hope this thing is good enough all
right let's give it a shot i'm assuming
this goes in here
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oh
and don't forget to hop inside and
really get all that molten goodness all
over your burning skin time to try and
pull this lever
huh yes this isn't enough well no
problem we know the drill it's as easy
as grind and sort and melt and cast and
weigh much better and dunk and bathe and
now pull oh oh there we go oh oh geez
well that about did it i guess god so
much work oh but how nice of the machine
it gave me my change well we're gonna
need a lot of these things so i guess
give me a second here while i do this
procedure a couple more times
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okay well that took freaking forever but
at least it was worth it weighs 9571.96
i must have gotten real buff doing that
because i carry this around like it's
nothing and in you go and make so much
more fun to watch from the outside and
thank you for my change hey what happens
if i just do another one of these
without moving the first one only one
way to find out
uh huh are there two in this spot oh
yeah there sure are oh okay bye well no
reason to not just leave these up here
while i keep making more of these what
about if i throw myself on there oh boy
oh bummer i'm still alive and not
smashed into anvil paste okay so i made
a whole bunch of them and they're all on
that spot so let's move them and
oh welp you don't see that every day at
one frame per second now there's the
magic i like to see i'm glad it's able
to hold itself up i'm not sure i was
expecting physics to get this broken and
i love it oh what's happening ah and
everything's free again and everywhere
well that was exciting and i think we
have a new goal so back here with all
these little trophy things it looks like
this forged iron intake booster only
needs a weight of 60. we need to see how
many of these we can make and how many
of those can exist on that one spot on
the anvil but in order to accomplish
that we're going to need a lot more
mining power like automated mining power
so first let's go around and collect all
of these things because my god they
found themselves going everywhere how
did you even get over there how easy
easy come here okay i think that's maybe
all of them maybe it's a big place and i
also noticed this contraption but i
think i understand what it's trying to
say this is us here we put stuff in here
and it travels through the pipes and
then down here and then who knows where
so i guess only one way to find out have
a safe trip and let's see what i'm
hoping as it shows up ah there it is i
guess now we know how this thing works
so before we send the other ones out we
should probably go get the car after all
that's a lot of transporting and why do
that when we've got this beautiful
vehicle okay that seems about good and
let's go ahead and just send them all at
once what could possibly go wrong i
couldn't help but notice as i keep
loading more and more of these the frame
rate's getting that much more jagged
okay and last one let's see how it went
no way they actually all loaded on at
once my god this is a christmas miracle
although my left tire doesn't seem to be
liking this very much also every time i
stop and then start again it like jerks
forward well whatever i'll take it i'm
just completely impressed it worked at
all and now that we've got all these
things i think you know what happens
next so give me about a million years to
get these set up
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okay i think we've made good progress as
you can tell by little rocks bouncing
off of the truck behold my handiwork
everything's piped and pumping and ready
to drop rocks everywhere and no i don't
want to talk about how long it took me
to do this let's just agree to settle
with a really long time but hey you know
it's hard to argue with results now i
know this doesn't seem like a lot now
but i'm sure in rapid succession these
little piles are gonna start to get a
whole lot bigger so let's wait and see
shall we hold please okay so brace
yourself the frame rate right now some
might describe it as uneven can't say i
blame them though there's like eight
bajillion pieces of rock now with more
on the way all the time oh merciful
heaven and one of my favorite parts is
when we take a step back and all that
stuff gloriously vanishes we can still
see our handiwork doing its thing 24 7.
although you know i've got this weird
feeling that we're bordering on
unplayable maybe getting some distance
from this thing will help
nope no it does not so as much as i want
to utilize all these resources i
actually think that now we have too many
because this slideshow is strangely
enough not ideal building conditions so
let's see if we can't reduce some of the
debris over here in the shop we have a
new item that we're gonna use just for
that purpose handy dandy throwable tnt
okay here goes nothing
i like how the sound effect for it went
away long before it actually reached its
target and kaboom oh yeah i forgot that
it converts things into little scrap
cubes i guess that's not really gonna
help reduce the lag cause it's just
making one item for another well i hate
to say it but i think we're gonna have
to go with the extreme option over in
the menu there's this button clear all
dirt chunks so say goodbye to all the
work those machines did ah okay back in
action now i realize that seems like a
waste but if there's one thing this
process teaches us there's always more
where that came from so here's something
i'm kind of curious about we need a
bunch of iron right but does it actually
need to be in bar form or can i just
throw this thing directly into the
crucible
oh good to know what about other
materials what if i try to mix gold in
ah i see if you give it something that
doesn't mix it just bounces for all
eternity well sounds good to me with
that in mind this couldn't be more
simple we just gotta get these rocks
ground up and then sent on over to
icehelm for smelting and in order to do
that we're gonna need some supplies
we're about to have some quality time
with our best friends conveyor belts and
last but not least a trip to our
personal favorite hobson's power works
to spend some quality time with our good
friend dynamite sorry nukes you're a tad
too powerful for this job so the reason
we need this dynamite is we just don't
have adequate space to get the conveyor
belts in here and sure we could dig
these things out but where's the fun in
that see isn't that much more pleasant
just leave it to nicely placed dynamite
to probably get the job done have a nice
summer yep that's how you know it's a
good explosion when the game runs at
like 0.001 frames per second ah
excellent see look how perfect this is
so much room for mingling i like to
imagine as i'm assessing this situation
i'm just being constantly pelted by
little rocks yes thank you it feels so
good on my skin anyway with all this
open space it's the perfect place to do
some collection and this is where
conveyor belts come into play oh but
it's not like the old days you used to
be able to just put conveyor belts down
on their own but now they have to be
hooked onto pipes so before putting down
any conveyor belts first we have to
create a system of pipes yeah kind of
like that and now that it's hooked up to
water we can attach these things and off
they go so just like before give me a
second because then this will turn into
this ta-da and then as it collects more
and more rocks oh my god what is
happening in the background what are you
doing buddy stop it i'm trying to
explain the conveyor belts it's so
distracting anyway as the rocks make
their way over to the end they all
collect here where they all follow their
way down to well for the moment they
don't go anywhere that is until we
activate our next secret weapon which is
turning on creative mode see normally
when you're placing items you can only
go so far with them before you're not
allowed to build but if instead we turn
on creative mode now when i take an item
i can place it anywhere in the world i
want which is what's going to allow us
to expand our build and actually we're
going to have these conveyor belts go
the other direction because we want to
have them all be corralled over to this
thing where it ever so gracefully crawls
its way up this conveyor belt and look
sometimes you get random stowaways like
that guy welcome to the belt and then
all of our glorious struggling minerals
head on over here and up the ram for
glorious processing and then these
grotesque pile of minerals just travel
for a while where they take the scenic
route all the way down the river until
eventually it's time for a nice big
climb because you see if we're gonna get
all these materials all the way for
smelting they've gotta clear this
mountain so it's around this point that
we start to run out of water and because
all the conveyor belts are powered by
water we gotta switch up our methods a
little bit so here comes the fun part
which is when all the materials take a
nice little jump
which is to say they're getting sucked
up by magnets now i don't claim to know
how these magnet things work all i can
tell you is it allows you to pull
minerals across the skies for a really
really long time and they just slowly
get pulled all the way like once we
finish that first run we've got even
more all the way over to the entrance at
which point we have more conveyor belts
waiting for you and oh boy it's show
time bye
thanks elevator shaft whatever the
important part is that minerals made it
down here come on you weird cluster of
minerals it's time to meet your fate as
a group apparently can't wait to see how
they deal with this little ramp i made
here to make sure everything goes in in
it goes
ah excellent well it comes as no
surprise to me but it looks like there's
a couple problems with our system i mean
things are coming it's just taking a
while so i'm just gonna let this run for
a little while and we'll check back in
in a little bit okay so i let this run
for quite a while most of the rejected
stuff just kind of bounces out and now
it looks like the crucible here is just
a really messy barfer anyway we got this
thing in position and also no i have no
idea how much is in there i just know
it's a lot so let's start making some
stuff oh it's a little baby thing you
know i got a better idea why don't we
just build a bunch of things all in the
same space ah yes very nice the ultimate
machine and we'll just make all of these
for a little while okay so i've been at
this for quite a while you wouldn't know
it by looking at this but there's
actually like i don't know like 300
machines in there maybe more i don't
know i've been at this a while so now
let's get them moving and see what
happens
oh is something happening i can't really
tell everything seems to be frozen still
here still waiting to see if something
happens hey yeah me again no we're still
frozen i don't know what's happening i
don't know if it's gonna come back i
don't know i have no idea
up there it goes it finally crashed well
i think we've laid waste to this place
long enough now the only thing left to
do is get rid of the evidence i want to
thank dislight again for sponsoring this
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code so i hope you had fun i know i did
and i'll see you next time