what is up gamers welcome to Thatcher's
weird Asher's we're playing GD it's
bachelorís what is up - what is
up - sirs welcome to the best slash
worst geometry dash race you'll ever see
on the internet basically mayonnaise on
air we wiped our safe vials and we are
going to try to see how many
achievements we can get in just 30
minutes I feel like I'm going to win
this because I'm obviously the best -
sure I have a bad track record with
races so we'll see
I suppose whoever has the biggest icon
kit by the end of the challenge wins we
can count all our icons
yeah that sounds smart wait that's good
wait actually look if you go to the icon
kit there's a thing that says what's
your name and it's pointing in a totally
wrong direction you see that how I never
realized that I think it's cuz the used
to be where the shop sign is oh you're
right that's gonna bother to flip we're
both using push-to-talk
which means that a on can only hear me
when I'm pressing down a certain key on
my keyboard and I can only hear a on
when he's pressing down a certain key on
his keyboard so if I want to discuss my
secret plans with you guys then I will
have my key up so he cannot hear me
oh by the way because I forgot to
mention it during the recording if you
want to see what Ian was up to during
his 30 minutes you can check out his
point of view over on his channel I'll
put the link in the description and also
in the endcard alright so we have 30
seconds on the clock starting in 3 2 1
go alright first thing we're gonna do
we're gonna kill an icon get our daily
chests go go we're just gonna get as
much stuff from the menus as possible
because geometry - absolutely bribes you
if you know where to look so bleep
pretty to get those chests you just have
to go back on it or I think you just
have to wait a couple seconds off of the
game before it gives it to you five four
three two there we go
how many icons have you got in so far 28
that's a pretty hefty number
wait what 28 you cannot believe me I'm a
gamer dude I'm a gamer I'm doing
fantastic by the way
I'm just dude I've been really hard all
right
what icons can I go for I can hear you
I'm gonna go for the 1,000 stars one I
hope you're prepared oh I already have
that one where are you doing to the tens
like levels add a friend let's go for
the vault we're gonna go for the vault
so ideally I'm just gonna want to power
through as many to star levels as
possible and get a bunch of coins and if
he started playing any levels yet the
first thing I did I don't think actually
wow I've absolutely no idea what I'm
supposed to be doing yeah
god damn and I missed the thing I was
going for you're distracting me it's
this part of the game plan just distract
me but the entire time I still be back
in my mine and got our pick axe swinging
from side to side you're gonna make us
get copyright claims oh geez sorry I
want my four dollars
what are those
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you lay on I have just one question for
you
what's up what are those actually I'm
wearing like sock shoe thingies right
now so that's a good question I don't
know what they are I bought them at IKEA
do you wear shoes in your house no okay
you whoever does that I know some people
who do I personally don't so you bought
them at IKEA does that mean they have
like some crazy demonic name I don't
know what they're called in English I
forget English is not my first language
I've been wandering by the way they're
like those kind of like warm flippers
the fact that you don't know what
they're called in English is good enough
that that's very IKEA try not to summon
any demons for me I will be actually
pretty surprised if you beat a demon
during this period of time not my first
strategy probably not gonna get a single
to go for three I mean we only have 30
minutes so I'm just playing it safe I'm
not good enough to beat demons my
hardest is like decode I'm thankfully
good enough to go for demons without any
trouble I have no idea what level this
is but I'm just gonna pray that it's
easy I am not prepared to go and blind
into a level during a 30-minute
challenge ion it's been five minutes
more than it was five minutes ago how
literally how time flies when you're
dashing I am starting to regret this I
really hate you - heard what does odd
did you see the I was not ready wanted a
tour of with Judy standing next to like
the four dudes with the eat sleep that
repeat t-shirt I did it but I need to
see that I saw I saw that photo of her
with the uh with the wide blast
proccesing who wide blast proccesing III
left way too hard at that for what it is
do less than three that level relics
low detail to be safe I've actually been
doing pretty well with these levels I've
already beaten like
decent sum feels so weird without my
icon if I don't have my lucky boo icon
am I supposed to beat levels is there an
achievement for beating epic levels I
doubt there is but just trying to push
my luck the reason I chose this level is
because one it's super cool and - it's
basically auto hell yeah now we got
business wait who I forgot that's Bill
worse right yes by the way dance man I
hope you like losing alright let's head
over to the geometry dash wiki and I
honestly might just lose I'm playing
horribly right now and I don't like it
alright guys ready for this
oh I don't have an account so I can't do
that one by the way you should use my
discord bar over top by the way it's
epic eight sixteen thirty thirty to
forty six and eighty four oh and also
Sparky got him alright let's let's grab
some stars have you done the official
levels I've done some of them yeah I
just did my first demon I was focusing I
was at below like you already beat a
demon yay okay now I am very scared I'm
just gonna try to get a bunch of scars
from official levels I just realized we
forgot to mention in the intro that are
the points of views are gonna be on both
channels oh yeah
at the end of the video we could just
like
go back and say that like yo this is us
from the future if you want to see the
point of view or a on loses go check out
his channel that sounds like a plan
although I won't lose you'll wind up
saying exactly so you will lose
yeah it really do be like that sometimes
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how much is the bootleg : icon and I
have to buy the 500s they're cheaper
that's more achievements for me
we're SD Slayer now except that he's
vanos oh my god the jump achievements
the jump achievements alright do you buy
yes very much so
I've I've hard you don't want to know
how hard I'm diving right now this is
even adding to my jump counter yes it is
my 3k like explain to me how hard you're
vibing it right now I am beating demons
literally that's how hard the vibes
being checked how many chimes rendering
high resistance event this is a threat
it's a waste of time how many jumps do
you need a thousand times ten thousand
times wait I think it doesn't actually
count until you beat the level
alright two demons down let's go what
the heck I'm gaming dude I told you yes
I'm literally gaming super-hard let's
try to get some more stars you can get
ten from Dominator hexagon for us I'm
totally gonna die at that a dual part
boss processing why are you trying to
set me off is that what you're trying to
do for a point let me process my blast
blast processing bro bro
oh yeah you can't do that that's illegal
is illegal oh you're actually just
playing the main levels okay and it
gives you as much stars as a demon I
actually feel like star rating should be
consistent between regular and custom
levels
oh I out a percent agree actually star
equality hashtag a star equality I
forgot the coins I'm so dumb or risky
anyways you win alright that's another
one doing what's a cool icon to buy I'm
gonna buy the 500 coin icons I might as
well get some cool ones could do a map
pack which is a terrible idea to try to
get some diamonds we could just be
player levels to speak ten player levels
this one's called my icons oh wow that's
actually pretty cool so welcome back to
playing recent levels with : this is a
totally original idea that's never been
done before I hear it gets you hefty
amount of views on YouTube
this one's called robo top bought so I
have to play it what the Oh God not this
by discord bought is named rowboat ah
okay I'm not timing that next oh Jesus
nope we're out M okay that was a pretty
cool level I've been playing some very
interesting levels to say the least
which ones tell me they're very good
and it will get me a lot of views on
YouTube with the correct title man
imagine actually knowing how to title
your videos properly couldn't be me
I wonder if this guy's gonna finish his
level it's literally called should I
finish it should he know go it sucks
hold on I've just stumbled across into
the runes okay we got the icon
it's the hacker icon let's see if I can
get a hundred attempts from practice
mode I'm at 26 so now we just sit as of
right now my strategy involves just
waiting how do you feel about that that
sounds like a terrible strategy sitting
around waiting for something to happen
I'm on the other hand doing fantastic
my mouse is double clicked are you are
you joking with me brah imagine I need
to do one click at a double click no
imagine wasting your time grinding
demons when you could just solve it do
I'm not girly everything except grinding
demons how many demons have you beaten
so far I mean nowhere near as good as
falling as you are three was all I
wanted I've done three I'm good so it's
not exactly something I'm going to try
so we have ten minutes left I'm sorry oh
god we do I'm currently playing a level
which is probably copyright edits that's
why I have my own music yeah but then
people can't get the full Dasher
experience sucks to suck then let's try
the weekly getting any better than that
sold I'm gonna go for a theory of
everything I feel like I could get a
decent amount of stars from that
hopefully enough for the next star
achievement and the level is a lot
easier when you're able to see the right
half of the screen watch my other video
for context
how is it gone by so fast I don't know
it's probably the stress I have so many
geometries I still have to - I keep
skipping coins because I'm so pressured
and I just died
that's cringe okay more more orbs if I
just switch to a new level
electromagnet ventures easy coins easy
level and you get a ship oh that was
close
there's so much pressure and there's a
time limit it's so hard for me to work
under the time pressure pad get it
because that's a level I made it is do
you know how many achievements we would
have gotten if we loaded our accounts
there's the creator point achievement
there's the friends achievement fifty
likes a hundred likes you would get a
lot of like a V 300 that's why I'm gonna
load my account right now Wow okay we're
cheating I see okay I got you let's just
let's just do jumper because it's easy
if I'm lucky I might have one attempt at
a club step but a grip it gives you two
achievements on Steam so it's double the
reward and a demon
oh you haven't unlocked Club step yet
Wow we know all right time to do clubs
I'm just despite you ah no I forgot it
gave two achievements not only so yes
the advantage of actually being good at
this game I'm just good at my teams I'm
just good at making videos about the
game and also a little bit of
programming everything else I'm good at
neither of those so you're definitely
ahead of me on that curve let's go
ooh
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did I mess you up nice try but you
failed did I mess you up
nope alright I am officially trying Club
step I have nothing else to lose what
are you gonna do in this last two
minutes beat 40 more demons have you
gotten the five demon achievement no
sadly I don't have time to do it either
okay so you haven't beaten that many
beating one demons pretty much the same
as beating five demons oh but you can
get the keys
you can get demon keys okay I one more
attempt at this what does the loser get
are we giving something to the winner
loser they die
they literally just die no no I don't
have any much time to be club step oh
okay think think think think think what
can i what can I accomplish I have 40
seconds
what can I accomplish in 40 seconds go
go go go go go go should we say that if
you you're inside an attempt nope in 30
seconds don't what if you're in the
middle of an attempt what do you do then
fine like 40% something 10 seconds 10
seconds okay whew glad I got that one
almost forgot about it and time's up I'm
50 short of buying another thing from
the shop what if that makes her break
set eye on are you done yet I'm away
done I'm gonna be done in about five
seconds
finish up or I will take the computer
out of your hand and smash it no screen
time for a week I got it okay
okay nice sick alright so icon kits are
you ready let's start by just counting
them and then we can discuss details
later
so for now just count them okay so we go
one two three four twelve seconds late
Dale wait are we counting default ones
I did not count in that default ones no
including default color all right then
I'm gonna recount hold on 1 2 3 4 5 6 7
8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21
22 23
unfortunate sick in 20 29 30 31 32 33 34
35 on three let's both say our number
one
all right two three 35 135 okay I got
all of the ones in the vault the 10 user
coin vault
I completely forgot those existed like
the vault stuff I haven't done them in
like four and a half you I totally
panicked in the last 10 seconds and I
got that one you get from like scrolling
past all of the official levels three
times you get a coin for doing that wait
that's an achievement now you got a
color 6 147 stars 11 coins 10 user coins
950 orbs and so yeah you can buy stuff
oops
I have 74 stars 11 user goes one user
coin 3000 orbs four diamonds I try to do
the follow wrapped up on Facebook and
Twitter thing but those didn't work for
me oh you didn't you just have to wait a
few seconds I just use the finger - icon
for the whole one time cuz it looks good
I used a rolling one the complete level
1 2 2 & 3 of normal mode and launch team
I felt like it wasn't worth it cuz it's
better to beat the later levels to get
more stars
did you get the supporter one the one
under the default icon no I didn't know
that was the thing you used to get it
for rating geometry - but the Google
Play Store started pulling games that
bribe you for raiding their app so we
just made it get over free did you get
that over 95% won
yeah that was the last one I got I died
it the last spike on stereo of madness
then accident or did you actually go for
it no I went for it I did the nightmare
I did club stuff I did like two random
demons that were like recently rated oh
so easy ones
mind you yeah I still suck too much to
do 100 horse try
level did you do any of the offers try
oh I just accidentally got the nice shot
icon now can I have a cookie for winning
no go to Twitter and tweet at the real
GD : is better than me
hey dedicate the mad man actually did it
thank you all so much for watching make
sure to check out an he's pretty cool
and he makes epic videos and for the
people watching my video make sure to
check out : although I'm almost assuming
that like half the people watching these
videos coming from your channel I'm
better than you at geometry - so duh
later nerds