one day kirby woke up and instead of
being attacked by god he was attacked
with the full military force of a major
nation for us the end of the world or
kirby breakfast
i forgot about you guys he's just
sitting in his little cup here they have
safety hats on that won't stop you from
oh it did stop him from death jesus
christ they have a gun waddle dee waddle
dumb i'm gonna shoot your body until
it's cold and numb yup
sorry buddy how was the game so hd you
see what i did was i hit my 3ds with a
wrench like a few times over and it just
upgraded to a level three 3ds i'm not
sure why more people don't try that
banana waddle the hello
yeah give that cherry oh
kirby was spooked by that so i'm so
weird about seeing the default me face
directly next to bandana wildly like
that's what it really looks like if you
zoomed in on them real close like one of
these items can turn into something
better for your street pass yeah i'll be
sure to walk around with my 3ds
does anyone have any um
street pass oh
look at these little i love the waddle
these so much
i kind of forgot that his entire jaw was
carved down in way of a gun oh god
oh god
stop what did they do to wispy oh he's
so angry oh that's an angry tree i don't
like that at all
i am
the world's
smallest brain inhabiter let's go
one level done all gold game i actually
used to be cracked at these hole up
easy okay well you know i'll take it oh
parasol come here
he's like you could just take the
parasol it's okay you can spare my life
kirby's like no thank you it adds more
flavor to it
is that a suit of armor that you're
gonna love at me for no given reason all
right look at this little dude
i can't wait to kill him and take his
ride more time
there we go
let's go oh hell yeah kirby's stepping
the heck in kirby stole your car and now
it's his let's go
boosh bosh it's raw adrenaline
you couldn't just download a lizard i
disagree no this door barred up not
anymore now get out of here
yo x to jump i'm following
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okay i was right then
theme attack
oh one guy missed i'll get him next time
meme attack
maybe this will hit him beam attack
download the sword
hello
taking the intellectual approach to
destroying this army why kill them
directly when you can cut off their
water supply let them die of natural
causes oh god you wouldn't download a
bomb right see i as a phone i can make
little robo curvies yo send them in
kirby's like bam bam bam you can't
impress that butt friendly little cappy
in the background over there can i take
his hat and make him sad too hold on
jump do it
again i missed sorry about that trying
to take your hat not your life but here
we are the doc
good night sweet prince
good morning sweet prince we ride one
more kill for the road anyway dude that
was that was a power trip like no other
don't get me wrong
oh can't turn in this game
okay i'm not gonna lie this is a pretty
good kirby game ride
the spoilers
sense of this rock you can't we can't
show the one on the left i think that
one spoilers for a whole other game
let's go oh my goodness
oh i could do like a drill attack too
god
no
i'm sorry
oh let's go yo perfect jump what did i
say i used to be cracked and it looks
like i still am no i forgot you could
put the stickers on the mech can you
melon acquired the world stops for a
second melon it was my finger yes
the melon mech
yeah i love how this entire game just
starts with kirby's whole planet being
stabbed like kirby just wakes up like
only for the train bye
i'm gonna dismantle this entire vehicle
i forgot about doctor
go i have uproofin tylenol what other
medicines are there go
fedex down be for hit netflix classic
oh yeah
i know the one you have been diagnosed
with death uh
lost his medical license for a second
there
whoa oh i thought that was good but no
no my clarity kirby inhales a single
flower starts wheezing yo chad they
added you to this game can you believe
it i thought it was gonna be called
clown kirby but i forgot it's just the
whole circus
it just said it just straight up says
circus right over the live chat do you
want the hell room in this level oh
there's a health room yeah sure so i got
to the front now back track okay
what do we got
oh wait a second i think that's new oh
i see oh there's a door behind him
oh
look at this little dude asleep at the
wheel gonna kill us all don't worry if
he doesn't kill us all i will yo three
one ups
is that all
oh wait a sec i knew and just be that
going through the vents oh yeah
there we are pal room baby yeah clean
off that l hammer my beloved hello wait
hold on the glitch you get herbie up in
there that you do like this and then you
just
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whoa
oh my god the game the glitch works here
too
oh
hello hmm
i wonder how you defeat this robot will
bother me
oh
well i don't think i like that oh yeah i
don't think it was a fan just slam your
hand down this big old idiot
starboard what do you want me to do
what do you see over there
man got distracted for a second he's
like oh my god a bird whoa there's
another one over there let's see what's
going on here
there we go yeah get out of get the hand
out of here oh my god i'm sure why the
whole arm came off with it oh my god i'm
unscrewing his head oh no he was just a
friendly dude they like to look at birds
oh i've reduced them to like skeletal
ash
oh jesus christ all right
damn
not the music i expected to play in this
giant foreboding tower look it's just
another day for kirby oh i knew this was
the laser level
some itches
anyway i should become literally
invincible you mean invisible or
invincible because kirby has disappeared
for me oh
oh i'm gonna kick that bush
and practicing his shadow boxing on the
foliage apparently you miss smash
where's the smash ability it's under the
bridge oh
under the bridge like this
all right so i'm going to take that as a
no
oh what what the hell were you supposed
to find that
i didn't get anything oh that's a lie i
got smash brothers dude what it's a
melee iteration
well i don't remember that smash
brothers put that in the game this
character is rising like eight tears
never mind i get this perfect shield oh
this is an insane neutral air candy
i love how kirby goes from like dodge
every laser avoid every enemy i don't
want to take damage right now he just
gets a lick of sugar and he's like
let the blood spill in the streets hey
there boss
goodbye boss
can i trash stickers oh the code cubes
disabled the firewall blocking the road
to the boss i love hacking i love
hacking look at me cyber security major
hello
it's the big tree
but what happens when i give him clarity
i know it it removes the pollen from my
lungs does it just remove the pollen
from his flowers
well anyway goodbye now oh anyway hello
there now oh guys weird the tree has
exhaust treating exhaustion i got just
the thing for it baby consume focal in
xr take it twice a day at breakfast and
lunch if you're feeling something
exhausting do not take food
she's rocking out back there let the man
jam goodness well i'm gonna prepare the
biggest one i got for you these are
stale 2006 flintstones gummy attack
probably what will happen if you eat
this yeah he should go see a doctor the
doctor's like who did this to you a
doctor he's like yeah that's right oh
walk
oh don't walk
okay now i will walk i am a nice law
abiding citizen who will kill people
with various narcotics
no no
sure i guess that works oh don't hit
that button now daniel that's when you
hit that one oh no it makes you miss the
chest
you won't fool me this time sakurai i'm
on to you and your tricks
so this one i'm supposed to hit slightly
defeated i'm done with walking
frankly it's overrated
i guess that'll do part of me thank you
for waiting
thank you for waiting dude these red
lights
he's getting oh sorry almost jaywalked
kirby would not jaywalk canonically
kirby would not jaywalk he sees that
sign we respect that out here yeah mars
would absolutely jaywalk if given the
opportunity like without hesitation
alphalus would not jaywalk king indeed
he would not only jaywalk he would say
he owns the rope that knight would
jaywalk that's insanity meta knight
would not jaywalk if he saw you
jaywalking oh the only time he would
jaywalk is to jaywalk after you grab
your hand and pull you back kicking and
screaming to the previous side of the
street that you started on he would make
you wait for the light and then they
would walk together dark man and i on
the other hand exclusively jaywalks
overnight would only be involved in this
conversation if he saw someone driving a
car what is that in the distance
morpho knight absorbs the car and then
engages in long-form dream based combat
with kirby would silly dillo jaywalk
truly a question that has perplexed the
greatest of minds for the last two
months like you've actually you you've
stumped me adeline is the kind of person
that would definitely jaywalk and then
wait for you on the other side of the
street you're all crossing the street
together just at the very end of the
walk life right they make the run across
the street right before play like they
evelyn what happens right he's about to
go uh don't walk so they kind of like
sprint across the street but it's not at
a speed that you're comfortable with
going out now they can't go anywhere
they're just sort of standing there like
no one wins
anyway yeah so adeline definitely would
jaywalk no
i it happened i got i got a seven
a seven is just an upside down l god i
hate you guys
ew
what's going on here kirby once again
steps up
whoa
oh sonic frontier is finally getting
some gameplay casual jaywalking yay
compared to competitive jaywalking
follow along chat what you're not a
ranked jaywalker what's your jaywalking
elo how many streets can you cross in
five minutes on a red light
oh the casino be out here gambling today
oh god excuse me dan please no i'm five
months sober from gambling i just got my
chip you just got your chip looks like
that's something to gamble with baby how
much that chip works
please stop with highness jaywalk i
believe so i feel like if you're down
with like ritualistic cult sacrifice
you're pretty dude you're probably okay
with jaywalking like i don't know maybe
that venn diagram isn't the circle i
think it is but like i really feel like
if you're into one you do you have a
good chance of being into the other fine
right
what
what i i will be fine
what maybe i shouldn't have done it
twice in stubborn succession that is a
hole that is a goddamn hole what we got
oh kibble blade
anyway
i'm kirby just smashing on the button
kill you
yeah i'll do it on it
marks the jaywalker
good it's even approved we have caught
them for their crimes no
no not more stupid polygons not more
stupid faceless shapeless polygons
crystal shard ptsd oh she's back oh no
she's hot oh goodness cat please stop
hitting on the kirby bosses this fight
is insanely fun next oh
oh it's the doomers
thank you send in the next one come on
oh big drag
just a digital friend it's a tomodachi
pet no
the final boss oh wait wait wait you're
the thing from the triple deluxe
you wouldn't pirate a snake one more hit
control on the lead baby
i'll call you
goddamn chat