this side i can just drop straight
down
the [ __ ]
oh my god
oh my god
what
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holy [ __ ]
huh
why would this all be open
i'm so confused
okay well uh i sealed the base up that
is one way to just go ahead and get your
start on the server just to
find uh find this
in the middle of the open
and never even check the tc
what do i even do with all of this
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i wonder
how easy that would just be to get into
that's
probably
literally the vending machine
these turrets are not placed very well
so i need to bring a crap ton of meds i
think i'm going to just prepare for it
right now
i can't waste a lot of time
so the idea is
we're gonna go ahead and just uh
go over
we're here
and shoot six rockets
oh
um
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now we make the swim back
oh
good [ __ ] lord
i mean there's still so many more
rockets in here
eye rockets
oh
my god
eye box of rockets
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what is that thing
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what
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what
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you seem to what
oh
my [ __ ] god
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oh oh oh no
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no
no
no
no
no
no
oh
what happened
what am i gonna do with all this [ __ ]
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well with my newly acquired base let's
just go ahead and go see the world
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wait
this just broadcasted sends deals one
per walk up
since deals
let's check it out
yeah realistically i'm just uh
i don't know i'm real bored man playing
solo this way so
why not role play a little bit make a
bridge shop a disco shop
little party pads do you live in this
compound
yeah i got you
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uh
pretty much
uh
so basically our shop that had the uh
[ __ ] ton of rockets right
that [ __ ] got raided
wait for real your flex rockets got
rated
yeah i know
it's a pain
with that light so that [ __ ] is high
uh uh yeah i'd have to go back to my
other base
i'm gonna buy that festive garland
though
yeah that's such a good skin we've seen
you guys around good luck if you uh
ever bored lonely
wanna come night party disco just let me
know this sounds good see you guys later
so they are very aware that it got
raided i guess
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i love the gun too
those kids love it
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hmm
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oh that was pretty easy guys
hello
i was playing on rating these guys i
guess this works too
oh man
come on buddy don't you want out
why are you just sitting in there huh
scared to lose you lose
and you guys are stinky i bet you guys
smell like applesauce man you're pretty
stupid if you think i'm opening this
door don't be a [ __ ] open the door
because as soon as you open i'm gonna
[ __ ] spear you i'm gonna spear you
what are they doing
here it is right here
okay okay so what did you seal up
uh he sealed like all these doors
this is all the doors and he got tc
okay so how many doors to tc
is it just uh it's this way still gotta
be that would be two doors
hey man
i know you're making a player you know
what's going on here
hey came over the bridge
all right so these boys are my my
friendly customers here and i left the
shop on a ton of because uh they're
getting deep down and they've been
asking for help so
we uh de-escalate the situation somehow
maybe uh you take half their loot you
getting the base back some sort of deal
we can arrange i don't know
well
okay i'll put it this way the only thing
we want out of this is of keeping the
tier three
that's all we want out of this i don't
care about all the other [ __ ] that's the
only two things we want is i'll keep in
tier three
so uh i mean really
i'm on the outside here you ain't gotta
do nothing seagull i'm just curious if
we can make a little deal here like
get you out of their base
maybe give them the workbench hey these
guys aren't talking about they killed me
earlier
okay so what happened was i was farming
i was farming over there for wood
right he kills me takes my chainshot
blah blah blah blah blah goes to his
base my friend comes over kills him
and i didn't know what happened from
there i wasn't i didn't listen from
there
sounds like a little bit of karma
just real friendly neighbors you know
oh i'm super friendly
people usually just let me in their
houses
then
you guys know that firsthand
i don't know what's happening here
it's so awkward i think there's still
half the story here
uh
the other half i
story short i killed him
oh god damn it your mic is terrible
see nothing i wanted i only wanted to go
up and shoot him with my shotgun in his
head that's the only thing i want to do
if that counts as talking [ __ ] me
wanting to go kill him with a shotgun
are we cutting a deal here or not i want
to get back to the shop
hey man you can go back to the shop i
think the situation's resolved itself
and now we're in this sport
all right man
i'm gonna yeah i'm gonna let you guys
handle it
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shotgun pointed at me bro
what do you think this is
oh yeah yeah
the freelancer
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well
on the next
[Applause]
leave one
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whoops
hello
hello
who are you
oh
my name is seagull
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hmm that wasn't very nice
hey why did you kill me
just leave dude holy you're annoying bro
boy you kill me
because i can't bro
can we can we be neighbors
no
here can we be neighbors
bro
yeah is that okay why do you want to be
neighbors bro
where do you live bro
i don't have a base yet
i just spawned then how do you keep
spawning so quick i actually respawned
up the hill
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that's not gonna fly
hey hey neighbor
how do you move this baseball i figured
i'd go ahead and
make it move in
all right make a key for me buddy
you want a key
not letting you even craft one
more bro let me in bro
why do you want it you got you have your
own face buddy i know you don't talk
like this talk normal talk don't talk
normal now you don't talk like that talk
are you talking about
i haven't done anything
yeah because why'd you build right here
dude i know you don't talk like this let
me know i built right here because i'm
trying to be your friend
you're mean
talk if you could be my name or time
what are you doing i might or i'll force
myself in yeah buddy excuse me you gotta
do what
i'll force my way in there bro why
you don't have to do that because you're
not being my neighbors you're not being
my neighbor
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man why are you such a [ __ ] [ __ ]
why you still my gun give me my gun i'll
let you live there bro
give me my gun i'll let you live there
man i was trying to be your friend all
right we'll drop my stuff and i'll we'll
stop being annoying
[Laughter]
really
oh we could be friends
man what you doing with that [ __ ] bro i
hope you're not
bro man why are you just like
bro why are you so bad at this game and
i have to live next to someone
dude i'm bad at the game but you're just
sitting there on the ground
i wonder what's got you so worked up
time to upgrade the base
hahaha
hey man what's going on are you stuck
hey man are you stuck
hey man i want to see if you can hold up
prepared
another a.k.a
hey buddy what's going on
yo bro
can i get one gun back bro
hey man remember when i was talking to
you and all you did was just [ __ ]
shoot me
kill me
hey remember that
no
come on bro and you've got to be the
stupidest [ __ ] on russ right now
oh you got to be bro like i tell you
what man why don't you why would you
give me a tour of your base
all right let's go
let's see it
all right
you're stupid buddy
i'm not that stupid all i have is a db
on me [ __ ]
all right that's pretty come back bruh
all right go ahead let's do the base
tour all right go ahead let's see the
bracelet man i thought you talked only
man
man i bet you smelled like applesauce
i like that
don't you swing that [ __ ] at me
behind me man
oh you're getting picked up [ __ ]
man where's your teammate at
oh you got it
hey man why'd you kick me from the team
i thought we were cool
hey man how about you just shut the hell
up bro
hey man why don't you shut the [ __ ] up
hey man how does it feel to be stuck in
a base
i don't have anything on me [ __ ] all i
gots you're lose
all right then die right now then kill
yourself right now
yeah i don't have to do that yeah
because i know you got more than just my
guns bozo
yeah you want to open this garage door
for me or the sheet metal double door
then we can go
on our tour
oh my god they're actually rating it
holy [ __ ] you guys wasting a c4 on your
own loot
i got my loot bag
you rise how easy it is to get you
deserve it dude you want to waste a c4
on your own [ __ ] man
yeah
you got it yo buddy
yo siegel
thanks for your my loot back man
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you can't make this [ __ ] up
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man you are so [ __ ] stupid what the
[ __ ] are you doing
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[ __ ]
i just need to take what i think is
appropriate here
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okay
i think i'm about ready to start
launching some rockets at their base
hey guys what's going on
man what you guys scared of
man there's nothing to be afraid of
what are you guys doing come on defend
your base
oh [ __ ]
come on man defend your face
a tower bruh man read from down here
hey man you're getting ready to defend
you're waiting for my power keep crying
don't you know how this game works what
you scared of you get shot you met up
you think i'm scared man look at your
base
i'm right in this side now [ __ ]
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they probably thought they were done
with this [ __ ]
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wow
oh
i hit someone
okay let's break open that corner
uh my teammate can get saddles or
something
he's opening door opening door hey how
are you guys doing
hello
hey [ __ ] these kids
i'll stop rocking if you guys take the
loot
hey what the [ __ ] are you guys doing
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do
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i think i sealed it
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oh man
get [ __ ]
man you guys got [ __ ]
hey man remember when you were a piece
of [ __ ]
now look at me i'm in your base
it's all mine you guys are dog [ __ ]
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and they're gone yeah man maybe if y'all
lied to me in the beginning
man you gonna stay out there and cry
some more
bro you gotta stay out there and cry
some more i need a lot
he says i need a ladder bro can i just
like get your raid base
y'all bro
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yeah what's up man
can i have anything back
i just got like a hazzy and a gun hey
man i got something for you
[Laughter]
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hey thanks for the aks
oh yeah you totally don't care yeah yeah
keep telling me
you need anything else bro i can really
help you again
man what you doing we'll let you know
when i get stuff again you're a stupid
[ __ ] when i get stuff again
hey i don't give a [ __ ]
once i get gear again
again
man i'll give a [ __ ]
i don't even keep chat on
that is where all the 12 year olds sit
there and say read dude who wants to
read that [ __ ] don't even watch it oh
that sucks you are the saltiest child in
russ
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yeah i think i'm a child bro
uh
i'm outta here
well i'm still looking for someone to
raid
what is that it's like being built right
now
looking on top of it
what am i looking at
holy [ __ ]
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oh
what the [ __ ]
ah
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what just happened
i wish you guys could see my face right
now oh what
the actual [ __ ] they're all loaded
well my rocket box is almost full once
again
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interesting
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how many are in there holy [ __ ]
yo who you think you are
what the [ __ ] you are who do you think
you are
why why you building over here
this is my crib what you think this is
oh my god
what the [ __ ]
yo who do you think you are building
next to us
who do you think you are
ready to die right
who i think i am
yo who are you dirty man you ready to
die oh my god
oh you guys are doing a good job
we're coming in dirty negroes
okay you have fun now
oh you did it
i've actually never been so impressed
shut the [ __ ] up
man you guys are doing a good job
why'd you build over here buddy man i
just have materials i just plopped down
my [ __ ]
oh my god
raph you [ __ ] dumbass get the [ __ ]
out the way
i'll suck your weight wait a minute
[Laughter]
who do you think you are buddy who do
you think you are
we're young mom man [ __ ] with your
momma
are they about to read this [ __ ] again
yeah i'm the one mad you guys are
sitting on a solo's face
oh good raid guys good raid
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bro what do you mean a soul you just
built right next to us
hello
like literally my face has been in your
guys's [ __ ] screen the entire time
it's been here
well we're
you're not mad
no please
keep telling me you're not mad
why do you laugh so much
your entire existence is [ __ ]
[ __ ] you [ __ ] burn me
oh [ __ ] not my wall
now i thought you guys would have
learned by now
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hahahahahahaha
yep they uh
they [ __ ] did it
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i mean they're reading something else
right now
what the [ __ ] is going on with their
base
does one of them shoot a [ __ ] against
that rocket in the base
hey man what's up how you doing man
bruh
what the [ __ ]
oh my god
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yeah i
i mean i okay more rockets i guess
that's what i needed right
let me get a final look at everything
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yo
got hella stuff
jesus christ
yup
what you want to do with that
you guys have fun i don't even know
i'm gonna leave these open
pieces right there so you can
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you