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hi there I'm little Z professional smash
player YouTube personality and cosplay
enthusiasts okay okay we get it
wait a minute what's this is that every
single one of my characters in elite
smash how did that get there let's go
take a look but I can't actually whistle
that was just a sound effect but that is
pretty impressive and I know what you're
thinking little Z those are some of your
best characters I could never be as good
at smash bros as you and you're right
but today I'm gonna be giving you guys
five secret techniques for winning smash
bros ultimate online and it requires no
skill no time and no respect for any
other players let's go bad start to the
match or do you use one down to two no
60%
introducing the fake SD trick that'll
get you straight back in the match all
you need to do is pretend to SD and hope
the opponent feels so sorry for you that
they give you a whole new stock if they
give you a home a stock great you're
straight back in the match no damage
taken and if they don't well they're
probably a garbage human being that you
should just block and move on with your
life nobody cares about your tech skill
Daisy now as you can see here the
success rate of the fake s deep
increases the more sad and pathetic you
look so I would suggest crouching near
the ledge and really playing on people's
guilt in order to get that home e stock
now here I feel my favorite techniques
to make the opponent just really feel
bad for you the missing puts I'd be
that's unfortunate the oh no my arrows
didn't snap to the ledge
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the aah oh why didn't my toffee snap to
the ledge who don't need to tell them
it's cuz you were holding down and my
personal favorite the mom came into the
room to ask me a question so I put the
controller down but by the time she had
left I was offstage and I didn't have
the time to recover but I really tried
my hardest
Helen works great because the opponent's
thinking well if he had to stop playing
smash with ten seconds there must have
been something important he was doing
but of a warning here though the fake SD
trick does not work on the last stalker
I found that out the hard way
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unfortunately certain characters aren't
also immune to this technique Dark Samus
because she loves being edgy King Dedede
because he loves being sexy and young
league players because they have no soul
also every character with the chargeable
movement probably just charged that up
instead but hey apart from that the
technique works great just look at this
picture player I took a bit of damage
STD and he runs straight off we're back
in the game later in the match though he
tried the same technique against an IVA
I'm not falling for that Pikachu I
invented the fake SD and that's the fake
SD they'll never suspect it because why
would anyone be petty enough to do it
now we all know that in Smash Bros the
most important thing is getting a hit on
the opponent because getting a hit will
lead to some damage which gets you stock
which gets you the wins which gets you
into a lead smash which means you get
laid that last one might not be true in
fact I think it might be the complete
opposite but getting that first hit
isn't always easy so today I'm gonna be
teaching you guys a surefire way of
getting that first hit on the opponent
every single time
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they're surprised you didn't it well
that is the basis for our next technique
the afk surprise-attack this technique
revolves around luring your opponent
into a false sense of security before
striking when they least expect it I
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mean sometimes though doesn't run
straight up into your arms like how I
imagine I'll run into my dad's arms when
he finally comes back from the store
some opponents on the other hand will
just run up and start trying to fight
you immediately try hard but I do find
that usually karma has a way of catching
up to these people but if you do get
killed do not lose hope just keep up the
act and sometimes you can even bait
people into doing something even
stupider dumbass and again certain
special opponents standing still is
actually the most effective dodging
strategy but I did actually run into
someone trying the same technique this
guy he gets it it seems we've reached a
stalemate surprise
this technique isn't just limited to the
side of the game either it can be used
in the middle of the match now this
advanced technique really requires you
to just not have a shred of self-respect
the teabagging bait now this will not
only get them near you
but it'll make them think you're
friendly so it's even easier to plunge a
cold knife in their back and scrape your
30% damage from the shriveled husk of
your own dignity okay why stop there
after using the teabagging bait to
slowly chip away at this Ganondorf
sanity with each dishonorable forward
err let's try it again when he finally
comes down to get his revenge he might
just find that he's made the horrible
mistake of going off stage as Ganondorf
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and there you have it the afk surprise
attack for the man with no morals
do you hate losing to players that are
better than you do you love to mash
buttons do you made a project our
character well if you answered yes to
any of those questions then you need to
try lag lag is a revolutionary new
technique in Super Smash Bros that
really levels the playing field because
why should the better players always get
to win with lag everybody gets a chance
you're gonna get more time to read and
react to moves the ability to match the
same buttons over and over without
getting punished for it any move the
force of the opponent attack will lag
has the ability to just make that a free
kill and masters of the lag technique
can use a perfectly timed lag spike to
even escape enemy combos but I know what
you're asking are projectiles better in
lag
oh you're serious yes yes they are
sometimes if you perfect your leg the
opponent just won't even want to deal
with it and they'll just run off the
stage and SD take this popular youtuber
hot cat for example who plays Smash Bros
for a living
let's see how he handles the lag
technique how long does it take you to
SD just let me die
lag comes with all these great
characters the sonic that only uses
special moves he'll make your head spin
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the Simon player that only throws
projectiles is gonna make you pretty
cross if you've ever seen
now Yoshi player that just can't seem to
miss the a button versing him is pretty
eggs-cruciating no even though I know
that one didn't deserve it but the best
part is lag is completely free and if
you try today we're gonna throw in
unlimited spot dodges and rolls just for
you alright alright now I'm not actually
saying you should use a lag switch got
to be pretty toxic but what if my
Nintendo switch accidentally connected
to my phone's mobile Wi-Fi hotspot which
I set to only connect to 3G networks
wrapped my phone in tinfoil and put it
in the garage now we just still think
that's toxic before you answer that let
me just say one thing all right our next
secret technique for winning online is
one of the simplest and that's gonna be
played outer now I know it can be pretty
frustrating when you're just not playing
well online and that's why this next
technique is when you just keep losing
matches don't now that probably sounds
pretty simple let me break it down for
you studies show that at the end of a
smash bros online match there is a 100
percent chance of being asked if you
want to rematch the opponent now if you
use lost to someone why would you want a
rematch them well there's a few reasons
you could get better at the matchup
adapt to their habits or learn from your
mistakes and become a better competitive
player see those are all trick answers
what you actually want to do is never
rematch anybody that you lose to this
will ensure that you can find a new
opponent and hopefully win against them
which brings me to my next point if you
win against someone online always try to
rematch them because chances are you'll
win again and again and again and that's
what I call milking the GSP 2d but the
one problem with this technique is that
if everyone uses it nobody is ever gonna
rematch anyone and that's pretty much
where we're at with Smash Bros ultimate
online luckily I've got one final trick
in the don't lose method that's gonna
make sure you never lose any GSP and
make it into a leap smash so tell me
have you reversed someone and you know
that you've won the game but before it
finishes they disconnect they don't lose
any GSP and you don't gain any gear
speed it's frustrating right well I'm
about to teach you how to do it
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the
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I'm gonna get elite smash I'm gonna
safety GSP can still get the gist
oh come on please please don't lose any
just one minute 37 seconds later that
concludes my five secret techniques for
winning in Smash Bros ultimate online
and if you want to go home and try these
tips for yourself I've actually prepared
a little musical number for you let's go
sonic can't you see you stole a smash
bros online should need a warning this
samus is only rolling
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watch me play you're toxic I don't wanna
play you can you fix the netcode Sakurai
I'm addicted to smash but online can be
toxic
and I love playing smash but online can
be toxic
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close enough