today I'll be attempting to win the 2022
World Cup without scoring a goal now
there are three things that need to
happen to make sure we win the World Cup
without the ball going into the
opponent's net number one is that we
need to tie every single game nil nil in
the group stage and to make sure of this
we need a team that is defensively sound
so we need to pick the international
Squad with the highest defensive rating
now our first option could be Spain they
have 83 defense Argentina only has 82 so
we won't be using them Brazil also has
83 that's another one we can use but
Portugal has 84 so we're gonna be going
ahead with dom Reuben Diaz Zhao cancello
this team is gonna be perfect for us
although my favorite for the World Cup
is Brazil it would be really special to
see Ronaldo actually win the world cup
so maybe they can use this video as kind
of like a tactic on how they could do it
and this brings us to our second point
of what needs to happen for us to win
the World Cup without scoring one of
these three teams from Group H needs to
win both of their games and the other
two teams have to tie against each other
now Portugal's first game is against
Ghana and we have to make sure this
match ends nil nil this is going to be
tough these fans are in for a treat
because I will be making sure their
Nation wins a World Cup now basically
all I have to do is waste time so I did
everything possible not to give up
possession now at halftime it is 99
possession to one percent we need to
keep it like this for the second half
and we did exactly that okay first game
zero zero we made it to the 90th minute
let's see how the rest of the group is
going all right so Uruguay's the top of
the group we have one draw and Ghana has
a draw and Korea is in last with zero
points now our next match is against
Uruguay but the strategy Remains the
Same we have to make sure this game ends
nil nil
our match against Uruguay has ended 0-0
and we just gotta make sure we gotta
draw in the other match
gonna we make it out of the group and we
go on to the round of 16 and that's when
the real challenge begins now our final
game is against Korea a nil no draw
shouldn't be an issue we just gotta make
sure Uruguay beats Ghana because if
Ghana ties Uruguay we're out now it's
half time in our final game but we need
to know the score of the Ghana versus
Uruguay game yes Uruguay is winning one
nothing let's just make sure it stays
like this our final match has concluded
nil nil but did Uruguay win their match
against Ghana and made sure we went
through yes
we made it through Uruguay did win they
ended up winning one nothing we got
three points we're on to the round of
16. we know how our group ended let's
see how the other groups ended at the
end of the group stage we had Brazil and
Cameroon knocking out Switzerland and
Serbia now in group of Croatia got
eliminated by Morocco Belgium won all
three games group E Germany and Spain
that's not a surprise Group D Denmark
and France okay Poland got knocked out
oh man I'm not surprised wait Group B is
a Wales and Iran England and the us both
got knocked out this is definitely a
video game and finally group a
Netherlands and Senegal made it through
that's pretty normal so for the round of
16 we got Germany Morocco Brazil
Portugal we gotta play Brazil in our
first match in The Knockout stages now I
know you might be wondering how are we
supposed to win a round of 16 match
without scoring a goal well it's quite
simple the way we're gonna win this
match is in a penalty shootout and 120
minutes later that's where we were we've
made it to the round of 16 penalty
shootout now the state eggs are real if
I lose any of these games I have to get
the kit of the player who won the game
against me and the last thing I want is
a Brazilian kit with richarlison on the
back of it here we go
yes we're going down the middle
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went they're going left
right again to the right
down the middle
we have to score this left
it's over
we're on to the quarterfinals of
Portugal all right so we beat Brazil our
next opponent is Germany who beat
Morocco 5-1 this road to the final has
been very very tough so far zero shots
zero goals were on to the Penalty
Shootout I do not want a Germany kiss
that's all I'm gonna tell you all right
where are they going they went right
first time
player no why aren't you saving that
panenka down the middle to start
I hear noise left
I'm in their head Ronaldo to the right
lots of power no one's saving it perfect
penalty beautiful down the middle
actually right
I am a genius I'm actually smarter than
AI but I was becoming a little too
confident
is that game no it's not okay Ruby
Patricio I'll let you save it by not
moving
oh that's a good pen okay we know we
gotta actually score this we have to go
left
I went down the middle but it curled a
little to the right we win our second
penalty shootout in a row we're off to
the semis who are we playing against
next the Netherlands the Netherlands
beat France 2-1 we're either gonna play
Denmark or Belgium in the final if we
win this let's see if we can do it it's
the semi-finals it's the penalty
shootout who's this guy okay it doesn't
matter Ronaldo is ready to take his team
to the final it's do or die all right
first shot always to the right
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what a strike what was that okay
down the middle I can't watch I'm
sweating okay
one for one this guy's going uh no he's
going left he's going left he's going
left
top right Suey Suey top right
okay we got this we got this down the
middle
we're going left
we're going left hard shot
what a strike we need to save this and
we're on to the final
right
what a legend we're on to the finals of
the World Cup without scoring a goal
only 120 minutes left who are we playing
in the final though Belgium vs Portugal
in the final Ronaldo's biggest game of
his career I want to see him raise that
Trophy and things started off according
to plan but in the 49th minute this
happened
we're winning this game it was a tough
90 minutes we still have extra time to
play 0.4 expect goals for Belgium the co
extra time goes but we made it to the
120th minute it's time for the final
penalty shootout to win the World Cup
can we do it we haven't scored a goal
this entire tournament we get the first
shot we're doing a statement shot
down the middle this is our game we're
winning this he's going right it's a
fact
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he did we gotta go right as well
same shot
Ronaldo
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saved it down the middle don't second
guess yourself Adrian
oh mate we're gonna lose
in his head we're in the ai's head he
doesn't even have a head Oh my days
please go in
yes okay wait where is he gonna shoot
the same way down the middle I'm down
the middle
what a shot okay no no hold on please
please we have to say this rui Patricio
be our savior please
please
he's going right
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