I'm making a Mario we hack that nobody
wants to play so me and my friend V
thought it'd be funny to just make a
dating simulator and use Super Mario
Bros Wii we got this textile set of game
banana and we just wrote out a plot line
with eight endings content warning
they're swearing Mario you made it I'm
really excited about this date me too
are those flowers from me no
did you really bring those just to
destroy them in my face OMG no the
flowers like to bite I was just saving
you
yay thank you so much sweet cheeks I
went ahead and ordered you the Goomba
nut thank you babe so did you like my
nuts super yummy thank you so much this
was such a good restaurant choice I know
right I came here a few weeks ago with
some co-workers and I knew you'd love it
you know me so well sugar plum of course
I do dear how about would take that back
to my place
and then you have to do one one again
yeah that's just one of eight endings in
this level there's just one small
problem with it it's kind of fun to play
through the level and see what the
endings are even though like obviously
it's a little bit cringy and I'm here
trying to make the worst new Super Mario
Bros Wii hack ever made so as we reach
the end here if we're gonna go through
this door and we've got ending One the
good ending and then we have a tip for
two four so previously my two four was
just making the win go in the opposite
direction and at Max Speed so if you
jump you just fly backwards I've moved
that level over to the 2-6 slot and now
2-4 is something else entirely you enter
the level and you're just completely
blocked off you must complete all eight
endings of the Roy Cooper dating
simulator in order to proceed through
this level unless of course you wish to
Brute Force hundreds and hundreds of
doors if you haven't done that yet exit
the level from the left otherwise enter
the giant boss door basically you have
to find all eight endings in this stupid
dating simulator and then you have to
play the most cryptic level I've ever
made in my life using those hints so I'm
just gonna go through and briefly show
you some of the other endings if you say
yes
when he asks you if you destroyed them
in his face on purpose he said that
would harsh baby girl and you want to
watch again and even answer yes or no it
doesn't matter here you'll get the same
ending Noah's funnier though don't lie
you're on the stream right now and
there's ending three death I don't
remember what order I made the ending so
also if you say no to the Goomba nuts it
opened up the barricade and the piranha
plant will burn them if you call his
nuts absolute trash Jesus what's gotten
into you why are you snapping at me all
of a sudden sorry I've just been dealing
with a lot of stress lately I don't mean
to take it out on you what happened
happened and I can't handle this right
now I'm going to stay at my Bros while I
clear my head
[Music]
oh and now we're gonna say we're not
excited for the date oh why is that a
honey bunch I have a confession to make
oh I'm pregnant oh my God that's great
news I'm so excited to be a father me
too you'll be a great daddy OMG there's
the baby yes I'm baby boy he is
red
this is the dumbest thing I've ever made
in my life
[Music]
ending for baby if you say see that's
the thing when he announces he's excited
to be a father I'm scared Roy this is a
huge change that will come with a lot of
responsibility are you sure we're ready
of course it's a huge change dear
honestly is anyone ever ready it's just
with everything going on I'm scared we
won't have time for each other anymore
you know I'm sure whatever happened we
can get through this together okay I'm
gonna be by your side every step of the
way thank you I don't know what I did to
deserve you I'm gonna step out for some
fresh air this whole situation is a
little stressful and then there's one
one again this one one's different
though uh the Rolling Hills are always
going against you also do you like the
music this is the new theme for 1-1 I'm
gonna change all the previous 1-1 to
have this music as well this is also the
only one Dutch one where you can get the
red coins ending five expecting we have
three endings to go and all of them can
be accessed by saying you've been
cheating on them you what with a who and
then you can pick we'll start with Wendy
oh [ __ ] course you never could take
your eyes or of her she actually pays
attention to me is that her ring
that's it I'm calling her right now you
didn't say you had a boyfriend you ass
smeller let's kill him ending six Court
[Applause]
so I can't make both of the Cup teams
play at the same time but I can play
with Wendy still and then like aggro her
so that's the way I did it to make it so
you fight them both at the same time and
the way it works is it will
automatically end when you defeat either
of them so I'm gonna defeat Wendy
because it's funnier too so Roy is going
to keep parading around while we do the
animation but this is the Roy power cut
scene that is activated so he dies so he
can jump off screen now if you were
wondering if you killed Roy Wendy isn't
the one who jumps off screen Wendy will
continue to parade around and attack you
do in the cup scene but you can't take
damage so it doesn't really matter
anyway now we're gonna pick a Lemmy
Lemmy that [ __ ] for brand it may be done
but he actually acts like he wants to be
with me and I don't Jesus [ __ ] open your
eyes Mario wait did you hear that
you hear that and now it's even louder
doctor that's right let me murdered Roy
Cooper finally will you be together
Mario oh thank goodness I love you Lemmy
ending seven lamy's balls you can also
get revenge on limey for killing your
boyfriend there's ending eight revenge
and then you get to fight Lemmy for
anyone who's watched my videos before
and were wondering why it's taking me so
long to get another part out this is why
the devil took me three weeks anyway all
of that was leading up to 2-4 so we're
gonna use the tips that we've learned to
beat this level first of all you have to
have a firefly on the world map and a
star first of all in room one not this
one go to the purple blocks star jump
and then we get to go through this
lovely section in room two I gave you a
little graphic showing you which door is
the correct one that's a grand total of
50 doors in here all of them work if you
go in the wrong one it just kills you
there's also the blue pipe remember all
blue pipes in the level soft lock you
so blue pipes will take you up here you
in an invisible box up here and you're
stuck next up is room three again lots
of options that a tip that tells you
which one's the correct one and it's
this one
[Music]
room Four's just one one again except
this time the pipes aren't actually
solid and there's no pits but remember
what the tip said in room four you have
to touch the red ring and I haven't done
that so I can't proceed let's go and get
the red ring there it is
and there's the door now that a lot to
room five first of all we gotta take
damage from the Goomba to be able to
proceed but we have to open the path
first and the correct path is this one
but now we've got to lose our power up
again
back to the door now when you enter any
of these paths what happened did you get
blocked off on both sides but in this
Corridor specifically since it's the
correct one as long as you don't have a
power up you can now keep moving just
for showcasing I'll just go into another
one backwards and you can see it blocks
you off if you're on the wrong one next
up is room six we know the correct path
of the middle one and we also know the
Mage is unsolvable so we'll just die and
respawn
but before we do we know that in room
seven we need to start
and we need a mini mushroom here we are
in room seven
[Music]
jump on metal blocks get the door and
now do it again to get both the exits
have fun
we got the normal exit and we've got the
secret exit now there's a few other
levels that I've done since last time so
let's go over them first of all we've
got the one up house sticking with the
theme we've got some more doors here
none of them work you just have to leave
and that's the answer I was thinking you
know what people don't want to see in
2023
Among Us jokes
so so I made the balloons in the shape
of the among us crewmate next I want to
show you the Canon so if you spin jump
through the wind you can not be affected
by it otherwise yeah kind of fatal and
when you spin jump you you go about
three blocks high in fact you go exactly
three blocks higher but combined with
the Wind
it makes it pretty much impossible to
get up these stairs and you have to get
up these stairs remember to spin jump in
this game you have to shake the Wii
remote oh there we all got up one oh I
got of them both that's nice
oh oh never mind I've also been trying
to do more Mario Maker tropes in these
levels and a lot of you wanted me to
make one of those refreshing special
levels if you haven't seen it people
discovered that you can just get little
kids to like your level if you just Spam
sound effects and air quote satisfying
gameplay got Yoshi who got better and
let's be refreshed whoa
[Music]
although if you're playing a multiplayer
you're probably not feeling very
refreshed at all watching this
[Applause]
now those are one of my levels I'm not
just gonna refresh you no you have to
now one jump all the way back up and the
maximum height of a new Super Mario Bros
a lot higher than the maximum height of
the Mario Maker level so you've got
quite a way to go
now the switch at the bottom opened up
this door so now we can proceed and now
we have another boss battle I thought it
would be nice if I Roy again haven't
seen him for a little while and we have
to stay in place otherwise we might hit
one of the Larry's
next we have the star house which is
just a one nice one remake but all the
Goombas are replaced with Toad and they
keep telling you about the rare items
that they have over and over here to our
item hit a rare item
oh also the one Koopa Troopers replaced
with Bowser
that was a bit short so I thought I'd
make them play it again and you know
thinking about it about that was a bit
short so I'll I'll make him play it
again pretty fun running through 1-1
though thought I'd make him do it again
by the way anyway we have to do it again
by the way look okay sometimes you just
gotta try things okay I made them play
1-1
time in world one now they get to play
it multiple times although sometimes you
just gotta try things while I was having
a terrible commentary this pipe was open
on the fifth one too so you can go win
it this time and here's a rare item I'm
sure will come in handy three of them in
fact three random items now for the
enemy Ambush first of all we can go up
here we get one two three four five
eight unfortunately we did not break the
blocks with the spiny so we have to
restart so I made it look like there's a
there's actually ten but the chest
always spawned when you collect eight
and these donut blocks don't actually do
anything here's the second one
don't recognize these blocks these go
unused they're trampoline walls they're
gonna try and get all eight of the
balloons while bouncing around on the
trampoline walls and it's actually kind
of difficult it's really awkward to get
all of these
oh generally I don't really want to make
these really hard but this is the second
enemy Ambush you know usually people
only see the first one now I need a ride
to get out of the way here there we go
now it's gonna be a bit harder because
we have to do this with Roy in the way
and was ground pounding and stuff there
we go no stop move out of the way
okay no I can't get it
get out of the way all right please
all right well
okay okay I got it I got it help help
I'm 20 seconds I definitely have to Nerf
this level but not yet
not nerfing this level until I've proven
I can do it
what's up
why okay I got it this time we're fine
we're fine we're good we did it yay
finally we have this one but I just put
sponges on every possible ceiling but
not that hard but you know it's
stressful it's the third enemy Amber oh
it's a third enemy Ambush so you know I
don't really need to put that much
effort into it most people aren't gonna
see this finishing off we have two
castles and this one's a bit of a ping
so you know how this one like has path
switched and stuff that's hard-coded I
can't change that so I couldn't really
do much with this level I had to just
kind of put a pipe here but you know
what level I can do stuff with
you have to play one dash one again and
I know I know the joke's getting a
little stale now wouldn't it yeah just
going back to one one over whatever the
thing is though I don't really care the
attacker had Among Us jokes in it do you
think I care about the old stuff anyway
you go in the door there's a boss fight
there's also a king bill here so you
know you're gonna have to wait for that
to get out of the way you'd think that
I'd take damage from this but I'm not
going to because these things make no
sense this game is very strange and
that's just the normal fight that would
win I'm gonna be honest the most
exciting part of this world was
definitely the tower although like how
can I resist
I can't help help help