you really sure
three losses and you call it quits
really
are you serious bro all right then
let's go out on top kid
it's time to take your place in history
no way he tried to god damn hit the dock
bro
come on
you'll face a series of random
challengers once you have lost three
fights your retirement will be accepted
hello
retirement mystery fighter
well if we die three times
we have to retire and we can't play ever
again
king hippo no
it's over so far
so far it looks like i'm gonna win this
guy's not too hard
the only hard part about this fight is
getting the
sewer thing off his stomach and he's
down for the count
first guy done i will not retire but i
will beat everyone
what are the odds how many champions are
there four
eight
one in 14 chance i get the
donkey kong guy please give it to me
early and don't make me fight hard guys
what if it gives me mr sandman right now
i don't think he's in here yet i have to
fight him
yeah i have to fight him once
so
let's hope i don't retire i already
defended my belt i'm the champion now
i'm doing it again random people if i
lose three times i retire and i can't
play the game ever again
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oh we got him
[Applause]
it's donkey kong
oh my god
come here buddy
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it's over bro
[Applause]
shut down donkey kong
[Applause]
oh no this is not looking good getting
rolled shut up he's not destroying me
shut up
i don't know how are you i don't know
his moves yet
i don't know his moves
oh no he's gonna retire oh no he put me
on the retirement
no where's he taking me
no
i'm just gonna keep going we'll see how
far we can get my water bottle looks
like a gas tank it's 84 ounces bro 84
ounce water bottle damn
that's two bro one more and i retire bro
one more give me a glass of joe or
something come on give me glass joe
actually don't glass of joe was hard
give me
oh god i don't even know who i would
know the best honestly i could probably
take
[Applause]
von kaiser who's it going to be
oh von kaiser both perfect
i literally just asked for this dude
they're listening to me
ah
no way i just lost to this guy
i retired devon kaiser bro i'm done
that's it i'm retired bro
retired devon kaiser no
no
oh my god
listen son
you've had a great career are you
serious
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dude i don't want to be known for that
really retire i'm gonna be known for
retiring devon kaiser bro come on
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and so little mac has left the ring
this is so sad
are you kidding me
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i do not remember them i don't think i
ever did this good job
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oh
star ring glass joe
noob well
27 and 109 okay bro come on don't show
that you don't have to show that let's
beat donkey kong and then i'm done with
this game this is all i have left
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[Applause]
is that stupid ass grinny had bro after
he missed
bro calm down
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really think of me
um why
are you having me his name's mr poop
that's what i named him when i was a kid
mr poop mr poop bro mr poop sweetie
oh that was crazy
i love his stupid ass grin after he
misses bro it's so funny
really bro showing your butt come on
man oh man matt i got a thought after
the fight maybe you can get really
can you do that back wanna goddamn
autograph you want got him donkey kong
gotta get bro really
i would too i don't know
what is that
what is he doing bro
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i'm still in the game baby
okay i don't know what the [ __ ] these
are now
he's doing some weird combos listen up
son if you're having trouble maybe i
should call my plumber
really bro brother
doc's got puns bro he's got jokes hey
mack baby pitch me i must be dreaming
are you fighting donkey kong yeah i am
fighting donkey kong
buddy
oh there we go
oh
if you time that right you can [ __ ]
knock him out again instantly
ah
i can never know what he's gonna do too
and he did too how am i supposed to know
he switches it up
he switches it up so much
okay
well if we time this ride we can knock
them out again instantly but it's going
to be hard
come on
[ __ ]
okay if he jumps and i can hit him when
he jumps i can instant knock out him and
we win right here
yes
let's go
oh my god
oh my god dude
that was [ __ ] crazy
oh finally we're done we beat it that's
a wrap we're done
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so
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