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are you trying to be funny or what
bloody coward
oh I'd like for you for you
now you got it boss
well so you're expanding already Beauty
you know what you should do is make that
bloke your bodyguard anyone looking to
carve his way across Mordor needs a
guard or two I mean ha so obviously if
you never go to the point where I needed
a hand on the battlefield or top minds
right but you you should have some added
muscle no shame in it
right Josh are you here for me or just a
snitch more Grogg you're a murderer and
a thief
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I said a brightlord
all right boss
go yourself another hang around have
yeah you'll have a proper army in no
time but you got to remember an army
needs orders to follow and I'll tell you
what's always a popular one murder
command that new follow reviews to gut
somebody you don't like and that will
free you up to God somebody else at the
same time and remember to keep the
targets weaknesses in mind if he's
terrified of fire there's nothing
funnier than sending someone to clobber
him with a fire weapon oh that's proper
music that is
you
right you take out the Overlord before
tools so earlier fancy bringing along
besides me
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right you take out the overlord
the fort's use so do you fancy bringing
along besides me
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you're not
whose record Aggies
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my black speech is a little rusty that's
not on our single wood which is a pint
in the ass but that has it a case he
sayd rule gonna die horribly mark on a
black but I will handle the overlord you
focus on the defenders define focus
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this down to a gas
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you should have seen the look on their
faces they couldn't believe I sabotage
their fortress rific here this Moorhead
maybe I'll pick up a sword from yourself
I could use a new toothpick pick your
teeth later right now we need to take
the pie
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I'll fancy this fool capturing business
and once it's once yours
you'll need a new overlords or not to
throw my hat in that ring servile
reached his potential is nearly
unlimited right oh now I'll snap the
overlord for you killing the overlord
will send a message throughout this
region that message comes from me
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you
this fault belongs to the brightlord now
I recognize that voice right thank so
much to catch up on where do I start
how about your death what you mean get
hit by the hammer as a headache at most
I mean you want to kill in Newark you
gotta take the head clean off
does the job every time well most of the
time I think I don't know never really
be sure about that
Oh on quad shores all the time allow me
the demons prayers welcome the man is a
friend the log watch him make sure he
don't do anything suspicious like you
know kill me how did you end up here
well I was captured by some slavers
actually they weren't old slavers - were
cannibals one was a necromancer one
bunch they captured this old log oh he
was in rough shape
we were cage mates until five sprung the
Saturday Oh log jumps out arms go up
flying and in here we are the best of
friends
here unarmed killerino raha nuke oh
right I should tell him about the four
thing thank you for that it's kind of a
long story
Ranger killed the OL overlord now it's
ours
Ranger oh yes I named him after you
oh it's been nice catching up and all
that right Lord a me just came by to
tell you that the fort's ours now
right Lord well you are welcome to it
right Lord they arranged I've done with
the Overlord game it's a right pain you
gotta feed your followers train your
followers make sure you don't get killed
by your followers yeah it's a right
bother well your worries your over
because now almost no no no no no no not
you anybody but you whatever you need
Ranger me and Ranger I've got you
covered
wait Ranger Ranger yeah it's a little
confusing in it but the point is bruise
cannot be over though super cute I'm
working for these two I'll tell you
their run hair that works out perfectly
cuz we got no carrot openings for our
place squabbling fools they have their
uses you bear masters of
yeah maybe who read my mind
I like vicious what Oh logs friend
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we fought and suffered but still we
stand there is a new power in Mordor you
in the days ahead
we will fight other battles and claim
other fortresses but starting today
Mordor belongs to you Mordor belongs to
the bright Lord
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now we have a foothold in Mordor
we should upgrade our defenses before
Sauron attempts to reclaim what he is
lost and there are more fortresses to
conquer and the Palantir is back in
minister morkul we must choose our next
move carefully
almost forgot to tell you one last thing
now did you have my 40 will eventually
come under attack which you already know
since you attacked it once yourself
nicely done by the way the thing is you
don't always need to be on the defense
you have Scouts you can sniff out enemy
forts so you can go only attack yourself
you know what they say the best defense
is a good offense and don't worry about
running low on orcs if you ever need new
recruits you go talk to a globe they
call the headhunter he'll sort you out
Oh shark forgot to fill Rangers phaeton
bow before our left he's gonna be cranky
if I don't get back I'm coming Ranger
the fighting pits on a perfect place to
test the strength of our orcs indeed let
us hope we can get a seat
ah the fire pits you know this is more
than just a place to pop some old heads
off although that is simple I cannot
recommend enough but the fire pits are
where you can test your followers see
what happens when they have a go at semi
DeKeyser
they're always bringing in tough works
to find and if your fella survives he'll
be stronger for the experience if he's
snapset well under dining in has what it
takes
so there's a potential new recruit and
however it shakes out you'll boys while
I'm watching the show nothing boost
morale out like bodies going down
joy time
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say wasn't had a good torn frog was
trunk laughs were head blood was shed
and grog was truck there's no fight like
a pit fight