hey guys welcome back to board smashing
today we're gonna be smashing
brothers
you guys are the one that has a sick
mind
these two don't know it yet but they're
gonna go against each other fighting to
the death to see who will survive so
place your bets the fight begins after
you hear that first bell
wake up you two it's time for fight club
i've actually never seen that movie as
you can see the strangely shaped holding
cells are designed to be a mirror of
each other what a great attention to
detail for people who will see them on
the store shelves and buy them for their
kids
now that we rip them out of their wombs
we gotta play god now and attach their
limbs set their personalities and give
them life only so that they will die
again so what's the point of living
ever have a midlife crisis while
scripting
now we have to brainwash them by using
this app so that they form a brotherly
bond and it will be more painful to them
and more entertaining for us when one of
them gets killed hello luigi hi mario
perfect it's gonna be hilarious when one
of them figures out they're gonna be an
only child soon
for those of you who caught my live
stream where i dropped both of them a
thousand times mario's actually the
underdog by a wide margin for those of
you who placed bets no refunds now
and with that let's begin
round one
the throw
i'm gonna throw these things up as high
as i can into the air and see whose guts
will be splattered all over the place
first three two one
[Music]
what is going on i think then don't
worry mario we'll get through this
together after finding all the body
parts and putting them back together
looks like they still work and they're
still connected with each other but if
we take a look at the more permanent
damage you can see mario sustained a lot
of damage on his shoe and the most
damage luigi sustained was to his head
since they're still both fully
functional i'm gonna have to call this
round a draw
round number two
the clamp
i'm gonna see who's inside so i can
squeeze out like toothpaste first three
two one
[Applause]
[Music]
what was that snapping sound my brains
are leaking out of my head
oh that is horrific
oh
both still work and are still connected
to each other but there's a clear winner
this round mario sustained a little bit
damage to his head before ultimately
escaping but as for luigi you can see
within a few seconds his head caved in i
think his height advantage was his
downfall so to all you short people who
are disappointed about your height it
could save your life one day this round
has to go to lego mario
round three
the club
again you two
welcome to fight club i would like you
to meet
golf club
three
two
one
[Music]
i don't think he's trying to play with
us i think he's trying to kill us still
fully functional and still connected and
i think they received about the same
amount of minor damage so yeah i hate to
do this but that round ends in a draw
round four
the freeze
this is a fun round for me because they
can either die of drowning or
hypothermia
[Music]
luigi already looks a bit dim and he's
flickering too
probably due to the fact that his head
is caved in part one done now time for
part two
and now we wait because a slow death is
worth waiting for
[Music]
[Applause]
can't move so cold healing
do not go to sleep stay awake
batteries are still in here and power
button is exposed
ah
can't press it
[Music]
this skin was turning off my face i
think the foot broke off of my leg all
right
okay
i heard lego luigi oh he's glitching out
oh i banged him a bit and now he's
giving out seizures oh and lego mario
just turned on died
in my arms
banging also provides a seizure effect
it's flashing so fast the camera doesn't
even pick it up let's see if they
continue to work in the morning
okay
these two have been sitting out in the
sun for almost an entire day well they
still work
and will they still connect with each
other
hello luigi hi mario okay
the bond's still there and all the
flickering seizuring effects are gone
too okay i hate to do this once again
but since they're still both functional
looks like it's another draw
let's fix that on the next round
quiet you guys that's not the worst pain
you're gonna feel today round number
five
the heat
let's see whose life will be
cooked bread first
hmm
for my safety no batteries for this one
i may be a psycho but i'm not crazy they
can look each other in the eye as the
heat stroke gets to them
don't try this at home kids
this is my attempt to appear more
responsible
three two one
[Music]
oh they're done
mmm it's like a nice grilled cheese
now the problem is gonna be getting the
batteries back in them
[Music]
you hear that that's the sweet sound of
melted skin being torn apart
alright in a cruel twist of fate they
melted so much that the batteries won't
fit anymore so now i have to put them
back in the toaster to melt them again
in order to mold them so the batteries
fit again
okay we don't have much time we don't
have much time
mario your turn
oh you hear that look at that and hear
that mario's fine as for luigi the
batteries are in let's push see if we
can push that button
he lived now let's see if they can still
connect to each other
okay i can get lego luigi's bluetooth
button to work but mario's bluetooth
button yeah
oh
oh actually got them to connect hello
mario hey luigi it's still so hard is
this huh please let this be here yeah
right now both of their bluetooth
buttons are kind of finicky right now
so again i'm sorry for this but it's
another draw
[Applause]
round six the ball
i'm gonna see if i can get a strike and
who's not gonna be
spared
not doing that again
three
two
one
[Music]
yeah these batteries now are a safety
hazard i think i'm gonna change them out
for some new ones let's try lego luigi
first
nope he is no longer with us what about
lego mario
nope he is also no longer with us
what a shame that they both decide to
strike out
no one gets any points for that round
[Applause]
and there was only two rounds left why
did they both have to die
alright they're products of consumerism
video
saved oh
good as new
it's like i just didn't commit murder
round seven
the bat
this bat may not be flying but these
things will be
three two one
[Music]
oh god please no god oh my god index
brachiosaur thing that's the british god
first try
well they both still work one just gave
up their soul can they still connect
with each other though
hello mario
good to know luigi didn't change on the
inside but in this fight it's not what's
on the inside that counts it's what's on
the outside that matters
lego mario wins this round
round eight
final round
the wave
can they surf a little wave
a microwave
hmm
again
no batteries and no trying this at home
30 seconds
[Music]
strange me feeder i do strange me
mmm
love me some good italian food
uh what's the lesson here only microwave
your lego mario slash luigi for 15
seconds
otherwise there's no winners for this
round just more bodies
ding ding ding after those eight rounds
we're gonna check in with our judges to
see who's the winner
please enjoy these fight highlights and
we'll be right back
[Music]
and we're back to announce the winner we
have a special guest
the king who made the best lego mario
and lego luigi content on youtube before
anyone else open parentheses read that
exactly how it's written or i'll sue you
for copying me close parentheses
nathaniel bandy
wow thank you for that warm introduction
and the winner is
what a surprise lego mario he wins the
grand prize as for the loser he will be
violently torn apart from his limbs to
his organs
jesus don't you think that's a little
too dark for a kid's toy alright you
heard him
lego luigi may have crushed it at the
drop test but got crushed metaphorically
and physically
buy everything else
sorry lego luigi
oh god this probably should be censored
as for you lego mario the grand prize
for winning is
a wii u
because i couldn't afford another nes to
give away
i don't want the wii u i want my brother
back oh he still has enough life left in
him to show empathy for his brother
maybe matpat was wrong
you ungrateful take the god damn
[Music]
you want your brother back
there you go
and so with that thank you guys for
tuning in comment like and subscribe i
hope i didn't scar too many of you and
i'll see you guys later
[Music]
all right i forgot about those guys well
it's too late to get into the demonic
stuff now so
christ compels you
bad idea bad idea bye
[Music]
and the winner is
what a surprise it's like luigi he wins
the grand prize