Guys, getting hacked is something we all fear
and I'm willing to bet most of you have no idea what you should do
if you ever get hacked.
So that's why I made this video. I'm gonna tell you the steps you should take
and what you need to do if you ever find yourself getting hacked by a hacker.
This video could save your life, or at least your computer.
The first thing you need to do is change your password from "Password1" to "Password2"
Password1 is a very popular password because it's very easy to remember.
It's strong, it has all the characters required by many sites.
This includes: Uppercase letters, lower case letters and a number.
However, if your password gets hacked,
then you need to change it to something equally easy to remember and strong
and Password2 is different enough
where you can still remember it but that hacker is never gonna guess it.
The next thing you'd want to do is change your username to say "Unhackable."
Now that you have a target on your back, having already been hacked
You need to secure yourself and let other hackers know that you are not to be messed with.
Adding "Unhackable" to the end of your username
or changing it to that completely
is a great way to fend off hackers because they know you're no one to be messed with
and possibly are already a hacker yourself.
The next step is pretty important
You need to get help from "that friend who's good with computers and stuff."
We all know a friend who's good at fixing computers
and those friends are usually hackers themselves
and can help counter-hack your account.
Just call them up and tell them you need help hacking someone who stole your password.
They'll probably be happy to be able to help you
and also test out their skills.
When you're talking to them, make sure to include some hacker phrases such as,
"They bypassed my unix firewall"
or "I reviewed the logs in powershell."
This will impress them with your computer knowledge
and they'll be more willing to help you.
Next, before you go any further,
You'd want to turn off all electronic devices in your home.
Skilled hackers are not gonna stop at just your computer.
You want to turn everything off including your TV,
your printer, your microwave and your dishwasher.
Often times, hackers with hack these devices as well and disable them
to distract you while they are hacking your wifi.
Now for the next step.
Once your network has been compromised,
You need to delete the internet off your computer immediately.
There's just no way to trust that the hack was removed
without deleting the entire internet.
To wipe the internet off your computer, what you need to do is go on your desktop
and look for the "Internet Explorer" icon.
You may also have internet such as
Google Chrome Explorer or Firefox Explorer and if you have these,
they will need to be deleted as well.
Now to delete these internets, all you have to do is right click on the icon
and click "delete."
That will delete the internet off your computer.
We're almost done but there are a few more steps
and this next one is especially important.
As soon as you find out you're hacked,
you need to email your president.
Obviously, this is gonna vary by country but everyone knows the best way to deal with getting hacked
is to enlist the help of your Head of State.
Barack Obama for example, reviews all emails he recieves
and will help you fix your computer.
All you have to do is email "Barack_Computer_Support@Whitehouse.gov"
Now it might take a little while to respond
because he has to get help from the FBI to counter hack the hacker on your computer,
but he will help!
Next, after you've completed the previous steps,
if you haven't already, you'd want to turn off your computer
so it can't be hacked any further.
To do this, simply for for the power button on the screen
and press it.
Once the screen goes black, that means your computer is off
and safe from hacking.
Now for the final step.
Assuming you already ran a software anti virus scan,
You need to clean out your computer physically.
Make sure your computer is unplugged
and use a vacuum to suck out any dust and debris.
The dust in your computer is just full of viruses
and errors put there by hackers
and you'd want to suck out as much of it as you can to clean it out.
Once you've completed all these steps, you should have effectively get rid of any hackers
that have hacked into your computer
and your data should be safe.
although is they already did damage,
you're gonna have to enlist professional help, of course.
Still, I hope this video was helpful
and now you'll know what to do if any hackers try to come after you.
Alright, pretty good video.
*Takes mic off*
*Opens cabinet"
*Gets crackers*
*Surprised look*
*HACKER DETECTED!!!!*
*Look at that pro-hacker code!! Holy shit!*
*Brutal hacker murder*