guys I just opened my very own amusement
park this is Boulder Adventure wait a
second let's go back three years over
the past few years we've gotten billions
of views and every single video is about
having fun if everything is about having
fun then why would we not open a theme
park this is Paul and he loves
adrenaline and he's going to help me
open the park so Paul what should we do
about the theme for this park I think
the theme needs to be like bringing the
outdoors indoors big rocks zip lines
that kind of stuff
is my first time seeing Boulder fully
completed bro how's it going good to see
you hey give me a hug oh man this place
is amazing here we are my very own
Adventure theme park my Boulder theme
park is finally open but good news we
got the entire park to ourselves to test
everything before you guys try it it's
my first time going down the slide all
right I'm ready push me boys
oh my gosh when they're building this
place I specifically told them if the
slide is not fast we're not opening that
boy busting we need a really long slide
man we could do probably 200 foot long
slide dang bro that was sick my eyes are
tearing up
he did
you fly on this thing that is wild about
to see how fast he actually goes
23 miles per hour you'd be speeding if
you were in a school zone bro I broke
the time continuous break them of light
speed because I think I can get higher
than 23 oh oh he's belly it
oh
22 bro
yeah your one mile per hour slower oh I
was slower I am King we have this
Special Sauce we're putting on the
bottom of the tube let's go extra fast
about to turn into Lightning McQueen
this is the adventure of the adrenaline
that Boulder stands for you know why
it's called Boulder without the u
because we're bold
not like a rock like I'm bold like the
rock but not like a rock because we
aren't a rock we're bold you get the
point never mind that was a bad like
comparison we haven't built a conveyor
belt for the tubes to go all the way to
the top yeah it's like a bakery fresh
tube fresh tube fresh tube with the
fresh Lube it's so steep I can't even
walk up this thing oh yeah
see we're putting the slippery stuff on
right before I hit the jump big brain
right X game mode are you committing to
this oh I'm committing to the bit bro we
built this place bro this is a this is
one big fat commit
you ever gotten to Mid jump high five
before yo that's way better than a water
slide my eyes are tearing you gonna hit
a game
what's the speed 25 25 miles per hour
that's a new record I'm gonna send them
I'm gonna send them
[Laughter]
these are our cards not trying to like
Flex or nothing but we about to win some
tickets
come on baby yeah no that's
disrespectful when we're building this
Boulder theme park I kind of thought the
arcade was going to be kind of lame but
this is sick this place turned out 10
times better than I thought I wanted to
put all my favorite types of games in
this park for you guys to enjoy you're
trying to get as many points as possible
so many points so many points my high
score is 73 000 try to beat it
yo jackpot boy
look how big these ticket links are bro
look at this giant knob
I'm dropping he's cracked he's cracked
oh you missed it
oh it's the first time I've seen the
claw ever work we made the machines
actually work so y'all never seen this
many tickets yo what's up I won some
tickets bro I definitely want some
tickets hey stop looking at my ball
ahead we've set up so many awesome
things at this park so let me show you
we got a giant gravity ropes course we
got tons of rock climbing we have it
here we have these weird cubes I don't
even know how you climb up these this
one is the highest one these right here
we even have archery
we have plenty of arrows if you miss
just like Gabe watch this
all of them
it is now time to go to the top of the
boulder I'm literally climbing up the
side of a rock right it already fell off
no you didn't
bro this is freaking crazy we're only
like 10 feet off the ground right now
we're going to like 60 plus yo there's
nothing to hold on to bro
it's just this room hurry up you're
going too slow shut up my hands are
sweaty knees weak arms mom's spaghetti I
don't I don't want to look I ain't
looking down you know what makes this
even better we're inside and air
conditioning there's no wind there's no
rain there's no birds that's nice I'm
not I'm not trying to think about that
right now to be honest with you bro no
pterodactyls oh my gosh this is freaking
scary
oh oh holy crap this is pretty insane
dude hi Mom
oh
nah bro I'm about to step back on the
other side let's keep going this is so
cool the safety gear is amazing but it's
very scary
oh nothing like walking across a scary
bridge if you're scared of heights
Boulder is the perfect place for you my
friend
what's up oh I peed myself how you go
under this bro oh oh God I'm falling
okay oh my God I'm gonna need some new
underwear after this
once in a lifetime opportunity this is
the coolest thing I've ever done there's
AC we're getting beautiful Burgers
cooked up right now for us and after
this we're gonna go ice skating nah you
don't need your hands for the Rope on
that use your mouth yeah don't look down
all right look it down why not no I
ain't looking down I ain't scared have
faith in your gear brother oh that man
got balls
yo shake that rope cuz put the fear in
that Man's eyes I'm gonna shake your
rope oh yeah that's it I've definitely
peed myself yeah just don't look down
you're a little higher than last shut up
James you better watch out when you
sleep homie
oh I'm feeling a Mr Krabs oh this is
kind of cool it's like a cave I can't
believe that this place is like open
anyone can come here you can get tickets
whenever you want like we didn't open it
just for this video it's gonna be open
for years and years to come all right
keep it going brother yo this is a sick
view you can see the entire slides these
slides are 200 feet long one side all
it's freaking huge I'm now walking
across a fallen log you can look down
with the camera I ain't looking down
we've made it to the end yeah you bring
any extra Underwear by the way yo what
do y'all think first time doing it I'm
sweating it's a workout but you're also
sweating because like the adrenaline in
your body is like yo James final
thoughts what do you think of this place
tell me if it sucks or if it's actually
legit pretty sick bro this is awesome
this is probably the coolest been on the
whole place right here what would a
theme park be without some good food we
got Burgers onion rings nachos chicken
sandwiches and there's tons of other
stuff let's try it and I'm gonna give
you guys an honest review if it's
actually good or not
sorry that was that icy dough
you know I'll give it to you I've never
seen french fries like this bro we got
an amazing Chef here yo that is
phenomenal we had to make sure that this
place had amazing food I hate going to
theme parks spending a lot of money on
tickets and then spending so much money
on terrible food but this
amazing what do you think honestly yo
what the weird shaped fries the boulder
Burger the nachos it's pretty fresh bro
this is one fat plate of nachos buy for
a bite
it's actually really good we also have
synthetic ice skating but today I'm
gonna be a hockey puck I know it's on
the ball it's the best we could do who's
ever goal I make it into you guys have a
punishment okay
oh you look like a bell pepper right now
got the butterflies now
get up to the edge my there's a boy oh
I'm scared man I'm scared this is the
hardest part walked in the end he's a
little scaredy cat oh goofy goober hey
James what hold shift Minecraft
we put these mats here because we don't
know if this thing's actually going to
work yet all right so I can give you a
countdown or I can surprise you
okay so what you just saw was the baby
one that's up there we're building
another one that's double the size we
gotta test out the playground please
remove shoes you gotta read your own
rules my bad you take off your shoes you
scrub perhaps you can't come in my
playground guys if you come to the park
please follow the rules we're just
testing everything to make sure it's up
to standard is sick playground oh my
gosh like it goes all the way up here
oh my neck yo I found one of the slides
yo I'm gonna keep going up though look
at this come here the top of the
playground leads to this like
observation deck
is this not the coolest thing ever you
can get yourself some hot dogs some
pizzas up here this is crazy this is
unreal yeah I could get lost in there oh
it may come here
yeah we decided to install these massive
slides look at this don't give it a try
this playground is sick I give it a 9.5
out of 10. we also got a three-story
tree house we also got the boulder
Mining Company pour some dirt in here
sift out all the dirt
yo oh snap bro wait that is sick look at
these look at that Crystal that kind of
looks like gold dang this one's crazy
and whatever you're able to find this is
all yours to keep this is sick we even
have an entire Blaster Arena let's go
game
why are you blinking why are you why are
you blinking boy
oh you got the rapid fire now huh
I almost got you
whoa almost got Dodge
I got him wait wait one for fun one for
fun
it's pretty fun we even have bumper cars
now we're not really allowed to ride
them on the park but I park my rules
whenever you hit someone the other
person loses control
congratulations Noah you won bumper
carts but here's what I'm going to need
you to do you remember the last time you
were in a hamster ball I'm gonna need
you to commit to the bit my friend of
getting a hamster ball let's go
are you ready my boy no I feel like it's
gonna hurt any last words I love my mom
oh here it is good luck brother here it
is
unfortunately if you come to Boulder
Adventure Park the hamster ball is not
available way too dangerous but you can
come to the park it's open now come get
your tickets you can come now you can
come next month you can come for your
birthday you can come next year whenever
you want to come it's open address is
right here websites in the top of the
description