oh
wait these babes have the merch i
thought it was all sold out
did it did it restock
i need to have it now
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you guys ever seen those like really
weird uh mobile game ads i don't have
like a hand doing the trick so it's like
really really simple gameplay that you'd
have to be like an idiot
to not understand none of it is like
quite that interesting but they always
end it with like
the person dying there's whole
compilations of them these things are
trash and they like
they make me zone out they make me not
enjoy my life anymore
um roblox actually started doing this
apparently these ads work so good
that roblox with like all their infinite
resources
they resorted to making these terrible
ads
look if it works it works guys if i
could sell you poison to make money i
would
but that's um
let's move on they're probably not as
bad as the the ones
that i just shown but here's a roblox ad
that was on tick-tock
this okay no this is worse that's worse
that's all
that's a little worse i found these on
chase rooney's twitter
all right let's check this one out up
for a challenge you mean are you ready
to lose
let's do it is this even a roblox game
that exists
but like the thing is this probably gets
them so many more players like this ad
works otherwise they wouldn't use it you
know because then they just be wasting
money
there's one that's a lot worse all right
this is uh this is the the grand finale
this is a real ad on tick tock play now
whoa i know what the game is now whoa
dude hey don't kick me out of the star
program
let me direct the ads look i made an ad
for uh
this brand here and look i burnt a
mannequin alive
um probably bad for the environment i
put it out with a fire extinguisher
no environment was dead there's a video
made like uh
like a couple years ago if roblox made
terrible mobile ads because these
these mobile ads were like a huge thing
back then and then um look at the new
comments
they do this now now they do
this aged well look i just want to go
over all the
the odd things on roblox today all the
things i'm not a big fan of on the
platform look the mobile ads like i said
i would do terrible things if it worked
look at this up and coming games happy
simulator i have not felt joy since i
was a baby
i'm not playing this game um adopt a
baby
wait speaking of not having any joy what
is it what is that thumbnail to do with
this
the game why is the cop being romantic
with one of the prisoners
isn't there like a power dynamic there
that i'm missing see these types of
games are the bad
mobile game ad versions of roblox games
you know what i mean all right there's a
blue stream of light coming from my
stomach i must give birth it is time
bro why are you honking at me all right
so the blue stream like i'm assuming
this is like the adopt me gambling thing
it leads you
straight to your first gambling
addiction see like yeah
automatically just just please give us
money
so i don't know too much about stocks
but uh roblox has like a like a stock
coming out that you can invest in so you
can that's like a big deal
you can make a lot of money off it if
roblox does good you think
okay i have an idea i got i got a good
idea don't tell anyone about this all
right don't listen to me because i don't
know if this is how stocks work
but like i'm assuming if the company
does good
the stock goes up in value and then
everyone who owns the stock
makes money if they sell it up here
so if you bought tesla stock last year
around this time
for a hundred dollars you could sell it
for like seven hundred dollars right now
so you'd make like
600 bucks like you know because you
bought it for that and you sell it
right so roblox starts at like 50 bucks
right and then um i say something really
bad about roblox and then
it tanks the company and then the stock
goes all the way down so then i buy
roblox stock at like 10 bucks and i say
good thing about roblox and it goes up
you think i could have that effect
you think people will listen to me you
think the old uh
stock people invest well listen to me
join flamingos resort
oh wait that's not me it's just the bird
oh i thought i got my own hotel
if anyone knows how stock works uh tell
me if that's a good plan in the comments
below
uh i want to make a lot of money like
i'm always talking about it guys
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a discount one day one day but not today
i don't think any of you guys will
understand what stock is either because
if i don't understand it
it's a good thing though i think is this
something i'm illegally about to say
let's let's see let's see let's see if i
get people mad at me for that
all right we're gonna figure out what
the roblox stock is i'm gonna have
someone explain it to me we'll get back
to that for now we're gonna look at
epic games dude this is a video for uh
the stockholders of roblox
to look at this is what you're investing
in really quality stuff
hey so everyone who's investing in
roblox let me introduce you this is
roblox's best game lasagna
see right there that's the that's the
roblox mascot so this is what roblox is
all about
um i'm going to swear and roblox stock
is going to plummet
the rich 60 year olds are gonna hear a
swear where they're like no no
they're not going to invest in roblox
and again to anyone investing in roblox
i'd like to direct your attention to
this
um a girl named dhyar bfyty 13 years ago
broke my heart by not responding to me
um i wanted her to be my girlfriend
now her account is banned i'd like to
say don't invest in this uh
in this stock because um
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i i'd say mostly because uh there's a
lot of
it broke my heart you know their whole
saying is um
your imagination is good is that's what
was roblox's slogan they said powering
imagination
not in my darkest deepest imagination i
think that girl would ignore
my uh my date request so yeah
you're gonna have to change that and
somebody even dared to make a memorial
for her um
yeah you can't make a memorial for
someone who is uh now burning in the
afterlife
dhy or bfyty she got banned but nobody
knows why
and how all we know is that she is gone
and we hope she is in a better place
i hope she is burning she didn't love me
back look at this
uh are you ignoring me because you're
not answering messages
i think i know why she got banned by the
way i think she had like some personal
information on her profile um and
someone like dug it up
and that is not good let me tell you
that so i guess for the safety of the
account creator
the delete of it but yeah a lot of these
roblox games are like uh
what's it called the games i don't like
are just these ones easy jump that's
3 000 players that could be going to a
good game i feel like so much of
roblox's population is on these crappy
games man
escape mcdonald's for kohlrabi if people
want to play
these games i guess they will and i will
shake my fist and anger at it it's just
so uncreative oh there's a flood
in this particular area an adult like me
who has
uh money to spend on stupid games like
this could just
haha you don't get to play video game
anymore no more that guy either
no more no more him just stomach
all right i'm done trying to crash the
stock uh i just i decided
i'm i'm gonna i might buy some yeah
oh my god it's going up uh it's going up
quite a bit i think it's been out for
like uh
like 10 minutes god i could have made
money dude
why do i ever do things why don't i
commit to anything in my life i need to
crash the stock go down
go all the way down please so if i
bought it at 65
i could have sold that 74 dollars
something like that let's do some math i
could have made like nine bucks but if i
bought a thousand of them i could have
bought
i could have made 9 000 like 10 minutes
this is a cruel world we live in
is it considered like uh illegal if i as
like a roblox youtuber
who is affiliated with roblox invest in
roblox because
i i kind of know the ins and outs of how
this how this stupid website works well
as i've said on twitter as of 20 minutes
ago i
i cannot go to prison because i am a
roblox youtuber i am innocent of
anything
and even if i wasn't they wouldn't take
me haha hey guys invest in me
star code flamingo my prediction i know
nothing about socks but i i know
roblox is a website it's kind of only
like i've been on here since 2008
you know from heartbreak to failure to
the whole youtube thing
the website's only grown so i imagine
the stock would would do that too
right i gotta figure out how to buy
stock that's the first thing i gotta
figure out
i'm gonna call stock expert uh tempress
to talk about the matter to figure out
stock hello tempras this is uh albert
from the
youtube channel how what do you think
about
what's the goodness about this roblox
stock
money i love money yeah all right so um
what's the bad about this stock
um homeless people
so you don't like homeless people is
what you're saying no no no no no no
i think we're gonna run with that
headline they exist so what you're
saying is uh
the stock is filled with the blood of uh
sacrifices nope can't say
that no no that's not what i said okay
just i'm just making sure that wasn't me
saying it that was me asking if he said
that i have bad hearing so that's all we
need from you today
uh i think this video is eight minutes
now so and that is the flamingo stock
report
make sure you start code tempress for
his insight
and for his insider his insider trading
we're doing insider trading right now
which is illegal is it really
yeah but we're making a lot of money
doing it so sub
yeah all right what's up my vertical
gamers
um i put nine thousand dollars into the
the roblox stock because that's what i
had on this one account so
i did that and i made 20 so far so
to that i say roblox
use you are great