♪ May I have your attention, please ♪
♪ May I have your attention, please ♪
♪ Will the real Slim Shady please stand up ♪
♪ I repeat, will the real Slim Shady please stand up ♪
♪ We're gonna have a problem here ♪
♪ Y'all act like you never seen a white person before ♪
♪ Jaws all on the floor ♪
♪ Like Pam, like Tommy just burst in the door ♪
♪ And started whoopin' her ass worse than before ♪
♪ They first were divorced, throwin' her over furniture ♪
♪ Ah ♪
♪ It's the return of the ah, wait, no way, you're kidding ♪
♪ He didn't just say what I think he did, did he ♪
♪ And Dr. Dre said, nothing, you idiots ♪
♪ Dr. Dre's dead, he's locked in my basement ♪
♪ Ha, ha ♪
♪ Feminist women love Eminem ♪
♪ Chicka, chicka, chicka, Slim Shady, I'm sick of him ♪
♪ Look at him, walkin' around, grabbin' his you-know-what ♪
♪ Flippin' the you-know-who ♪
♪ Yeah, but he's so cute though ♪
♪ Yeah, I probably got a couple of screws ♪
♪ Up in my head loose ♪
♪ But no worse than what's goin' on ♪
♪ In your parents' bedrooms ♪
♪ Sometimes I wanna get on TV and just let loose ♪
♪ But can't, but it's cool for Tom Green ♪
♪ To hump a dead moose ♪
♪ My bum is on your lips, my bum is on your lips ♪
♪ And if I'm lucky, you might just give it a little kiss ♪
♪ And that's the message that we deliver to little kids ♪
♪ And expect them not to know what a woman's is ♪
♪ Of course they're gonna know what intercourse is ♪
♪ By the time they hit fourth grade ♪
♪ They've got the Discovery Channel, don't they ♪
♪ We ain't nothin' but mammals, well, some of us, cannibals ♪
♪ Who cut other people open like cantaloupes ♪
♪ But if we can hump dead animals and antelopes ♪
♪ Then there's no reason that a man ♪
♪ And another man can't elope ♪
♪ But if you feel like I feel, I got the antidote ♪
♪ Women, wave your pantyhose, sing the chorus, and it goes ♪
♪ I'm Slim Shady, yes, I'm the real Shady ♪
♪ All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating ♪
♪ So won't the real Slim Shady please stand up ♪
♪ Please stand up, please stand up ♪
♪ 'Cause I'm Slim Shady, yes, I'm the real Shady ♪
♪ All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating ♪
♪ So won't the real Slim Shady please stand up ♪
♪ Please stand up, please stand up ♪
♪ Will Smith don't gotta cuss in his raps to sell records ♪
♪ Well, I do, so him and you too ♪
♪ You think I give a damn about a Grammy ♪
♪ Half of you critics can't even stomach me ♪
♪ Let alone stand me ♪
♪ But Slim, what if you win, wouldn't it be weird ♪
♪ Why, so you guys could just lie to get me here ♪
♪ So you can sit me here next to Britney Spears ♪
♪ Christina Aguilera better switch me chairs ♪
♪ So I can sit next to Carson Daly and Fred Durst ♪
♪ And hear 'em argue over who she gave to first ♪
♪ Little put me on blast on MTV ♪
♪ Yeah, he's cute, but I think he's married to Kim, hee-hee ♪
♪ I should download her audio on MP3 ♪
♪ And show the whole world how you gave Eminem, ah ♪
♪ I'm sick of you little girl and boy groups ♪
♪ All you do is annoy me ♪
♪ So I have been sent here to destroy you ♪
♪ And there's a million of us just like me ♪
♪ Who cuss like me, who just don't give a like me ♪
♪ Who dress like me, walk, talk and act like me ♪
♪ And just might be the next best thing, but not quite me ♪
♪ 'Cause I'm Slim Shady, yes, I'm the real Shady ♪
♪ All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating ♪
♪ So won't the real Slim Shady please stand up ♪
♪ Please stand up, please stand up ♪
♪ 'Cause I'm Slim Shady, yes, I'm the real Shady ♪
♪ All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating ♪
♪ So won't the real Slim Shady please stand up ♪
♪ Please stand up, please stand up ♪
♪ I'm like a head trip to listen to ♪
♪ 'Cause I'm only givin' you ♪
♪ Things you joke about with your friends ♪
♪ Inside your livin' room ♪
♪ The only difference is I got the balls to say it ♪
♪ In front of y'all ♪
♪ And I don't gotta be false or sugarcoat it at all ♪
♪ I just get on the mic and spit it ♪
♪ And whether you like to admit it, I just ♪
♪ Better than ninety percent of you rappers out can ♪
♪ Then you wonder, how can ♪
♪ Kids eat up these albums like ♪
♪ It's funny, 'cause at the rate I'm going, when I'm thirty ♪
♪ I'll be the only person in the nursing home flirting ♪
♪ Pinching nurse's asses when I'm with Jergens ♪
♪ And I'm jerking ♪
♪ But this whole bag of Viagra isn't working ♪
♪ And every single person is a Slim Shady lurking ♪
♪ He could be working at Burger ♪
♪ Spittin' on your onion rings ♪
♪ Or in the parking lot, circling, screaming, ♪
♪ I don't give a ♪
♪ With his windows down and his system up ♪
♪ So will the real Shady please stand up ♪
♪ And put one of those fingers on each hand up ♪
♪ And be proud to be outta your mind and outta control ♪
♪ And one more time, loud as you can, how does it go ♪
♪ I'm Slim Shady, yes, I'm the real Shady ♪
♪ All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating ♪
♪ So won't the real Slim Shady please stand up ♪
♪ Please stand up, please stand up ♪
♪ 'Cause I'm Slim Shady, yes, I'm the real Shady ♪
♪ All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating ♪
♪ So won't the real Slim Shady please stand up ♪
♪ Please stand up, please stand up ♪
♪ 'Cause I'm Slim Shady, yes, I'm the real Shady ♪
♪ All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating ♪
♪ So won't the real Slim Shady please stand up ♪
♪ Please stand up, please stand up ♪
♪ 'Cause I'm Slim Shady, yes, I'm the real Shady ♪
♪ All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating ♪
♪ So won't the real Slim Shady please stand up ♪
♪ Please stand up, please stand up ♪
♪ Ha ha, I guess there's a Slim Shady in all of us ♪
♪ Let's all stand up ♪