someone just offered me $1700 for this
piece of art that is right here this how
did this work how did this just work by
the end of today I am gonna be filthy
rich let me explain so my main goal in
life actually my only goal in life is to
figure out a way to make a lot of money
really quickly preferably easily and
then have that money so then for the
rest of my life I can simply vibe I can
just be here I can chill out in bed and
watch Netflix my passion my passions
doing nothing I'm always on the hunt for
that million-dollar idea and I finally
had it I finally had it I finally had it
it's art we have all walked into a
museum we have seen you know a painting
and we've been like I could do that and
again we did it but what if we did what
if we did so hear me out okay the art
world is weird it's weird and anything
kind of goes which I love and I was like
you know I'm a little creative I'm a
little creative I can't for real for
real draw but I can do like what is it
called where you just kind of like it
looks bad but in like you you call it
something and then P were like oh
abstract you don't have to be talented
to make abstract art here's my plan
I'm gonna make some weird art because
people want that people are always
looking for like weird things weird
unique different little things to spend
a lot of their money on the mega-rich
weirdos so I said okay mega-rich you
want to spend your money on weird art I
will supply you with weird unique art I
then will be putting the art online for
a ridiculous amount of money and I will
hope that a weirdo rich person will buy
it I've got to stop calling these
Richie's weirdos I hope that I Richie
hope a Richie I hope that I hope that a
person with money buys my art let's get
started it's time to make the first art
piece I am outside in the freezing cold
weather just wearing wearing the wrong
stuff to wear in this weather why
because it's causing me pain
and what is our first art piece gonna be
about pain okay and so I want to feel
what I'm creating that's something that
I feel like artists probably do right or
maybe just me maybe I'm just so advanced
as an artist no okay
here is the supplies that we're gonna
need for this first painting and I know
you're like what remember we're going
for weird we're going for let me think
about this we're going for this is
moving this is powerful first things
first is cut from Jimmy John's nan
spawns what we're gonna do with this is
we're gonna cut it open and this is
gonna be our canvas when you're trying
to make art okay you've got to think
outside the lines
think outside the lines don't be
controlled by society a canvas from
Michael's know a cup I got to think like
an artist that is trying to be uniquely
themselves okay I need to make money I
need to make money so I can buy bald a
okay this is perfect everything is
coming along so well next I have some
blue paint we are gonna leave a message
and there's no easier way to get a
message across than to do it with words
so okay guess what word I'm gonna write
any guesses pain pain pain that's the
vibe we're going for this is about pain
this is about suffering we're making
we're making a statement about pain I
draw like a frowny face just this alone
some rich person would hang up in their
house somebody would hang this up
someone would be like Bob that's deep
that's deep pain this what I'm drawing
right here this is how I feel right now
in the freezing cold
you know I feel just kind of scattered
so this is very like this is why I came
outside you know because I I'm feeling
uh-huh and I got that across in in art
I'm such an artist
I'm sure there's art that says painting
with the frowny face somewhere else I
need something that nobody else has
squirrel if I was ever in an opportunity
where I could let a squirrel inside my
house I would take the opportunity okay
next we're gonna put a pill empty pill
bottle when I think of pain
I think of depression and I think of my
antidepressants so weird
we are going to just like tape that it
you get what I mean you know what's
gonna be inside the antidepressant
bottle this you see this little dude my
mind my this has itself is iconic but
we're gonna put that right here pain
pain is tough life is pain pain is
suffering suffering is is pain to live
is to suffer you know next we have this
yeah what is it why do I have this
basically I it was a Barbie and I ripped
the head off and I put that head on an
on a necklace because it's like pain
where's my head what if this is my body
this was my head I'm just saying I am
making a concept I may just be goofing
around but this is a whole concept what
if a snake just like straight up vibes
right here I think we're done so here's
to plan before I go and make another
masterpiece we're gonna list this one
okay and for how much should we sell it
for at least a thousand at least a
thousand okay so now it's going to take
like high-quality professional photos
for it so it can sell I'm gonna be using
my cracked iPhone 6s to take the photos
you all see why I'm doing this right so
I'm currently signing up for eBay and
I'm a little nervous for two reasons
okay one what if I get like really into
eBay and then I can't stop spending my
money on the weird things on eBay
because I do enjoy purchasing weird
things because they like I they bring me
happiness you know and like what if I
get super into that and out of control
and eBay ruins my life or like what if
what if I then keep selling things and I
keep getting weirder and then it's no
longer like oh I'm just joking I'm
seriously selling like a hairball I find
in my room there's a lot to think about
when signing up for eBay with me it's
not just black and white it's a black
white every color of the rainbow life is
unexpected
everything is getting so real real quick
listing item enter a keyword I think art
what is this who is selling a nude naked
painting should I buy it
what the heck listing keywords art I
think amazing I think wow who like that
breathtaking
powerful deep okay I think that's good
originality literally there's one
subject see that is so hard because the
subject is how how can I explain what I
did famous people fantasy I think it's
just power do they have power anywhere
where's power piece politics you know
what everything is political let's go
politics the photos okay let's open this
I would buy this I would literally buy
this okay start a setting amount and let
buyers compete for your item you guys I
truly believe that for this I have to
set it ridiculously high like I'm gonna
go a thousand six hundred and fifty
seven dollars I have to go in confident
and ridiculously high and let's do like
ninety eight cents like I have to this
is the only way this is gonna work is if
I just like full-out just go at it like
this is the only way it's gonna work
people are gonna see a higher price and
then that like it changes your mind you
guys we're sheeps
we are sheep and if someone sees a high
price they in like more sheep the buyers
are gonna have to pay five dollars for
shipping
that's insane I just remembered how much
I priced it for it
donate a portion to charity no thank you
listed that wasn't funny that wasn't
funny if this sells I'll give all the
money to charity okay no I won't but
whatever I am a charity I am at this
point of my life I
i'ma charity here's my listing I did not
realize are amazing Wow Oh breathtaking
powerful deep was gonna be the name of
it so I'm gonna change that real quick
or should I not does leaving it like
that make it more powerful you get what
I mean
I'm gonna leave it Wow look at these
photos the iPhone 6s really can kind of
do it you know I'm giggling and I know
you're like I thought you were taking
this serious I am you guys I think this
just might be insane enough for it's a
work you know like some things only work
because it's insane what we're seeing is
insanity that's gonna make me rich
okay let's make the next piece of art I
just pulled it up with my phone and this
is so funny I'm sorry so after I listed
my first item I started creating my
second masterpiece however I never end
up listing this masterpiece because
something huge happens in just a few
more moments okay just keep holding out
but I did want to show you a little bit
of me making the piece okay because I
still did I did still love it I had the
salad takeout box I made a salad out of
salad bar in this salad tossed me like
16 dollars I don't know why I did that I
don't have the coin to be making salads
not expensive
anyways I kind of like use it to put
paint on when I am painting in my own
personal time am I secretly an amazing
artist no I'm not very good at art but I
still do it this piggy bank what if I'd
like put the piggy bank on here ah ha ha
you hear that there's some change in
there and they will not be getting my
changes there is oh my gosh the amount
of quarters that just came out you know
you're struggling when you get super
excited over quarters oh my gosh there's
literally over two dollars and quarters
in here Wow
you know what my net worth is higher
than I expected I just realized
something
this actually is a meeting I didn't
realize you know what a lot of people
put in their salads Pig like different
pig meat and here's the thing I don't
eat me and I am doing my best to be a
vegan yes I cheat
but I'm trying to stop cheating on my
current lover um
I don't cheat on veganism I cheat on
whoever I'm dating I literally was just
going to go list my next thing when I
got a notification that says respond to
offer what you can only enter the amount
you can only enter this amount or up
what I don't understand that the buyers
message is hello kindly accept my offer
on this so this is where I stopped
filming because I was kind of like what
just happened why did that happen
obviously I did not think anybody was
going to buy the art I always come up
with these weird video ideas and they
never go as planned because they're
basically impossible to go as plan but
this one did and I was like okay well
why is someone buying my art do they
think it's something that it's not
you guys I would never actually take
someone's money for a shitty piece of
art like that I denied it and then I
deleted the listing so long story short
you guys I'm not oblivious to what most
likely happened and what somebody
probably thought that was or maybe they
just like the art bottom line I was like
I'm not gonna be doing so um here's the
thing I will do it again and I will do
this again okay and I will make better
art that I would actually feel
comfortable selling for thousands of
dollars I can do that if you want I can
do that but anyways that was the video
honestly I can't believe this happened
also if you're like Amy what is this I
have keloids on one of my piercing and
this is crushed up my might all know
yeah to to try to get rid of them um
that was the video did you see this
keloid check that was the video okay
honestly this was a thrilling video that
went right and that's never happened
before on this channel so I know
everyone's probably geeking out so I'm
sure you had a good time because
I had a good time a big concerning of a
time at the end but uh yeah that was the
video I love you guys so pretty much
okay subscribe if you want to hang out
again and I will see you next time
bhai