How to sell out
How To Sell Out
how to sell out are you a starving
artist hungry for commercial success
learn how to turn those intellectual
properties into actual properties you
will need talent to exploit something to
sell and someone to sell out to optional
desperation step 1 work is an artist for
several years this will not only ensure
that you have honed your craft but also
make you destitute and ready to cash in
if your government is supportive of the
Arts think of moving somewhere else like
North Korea or America step to throw
your integrity aside you won't need it
where you're going mister step 3 turn
your ear away from your own esoteric
artistic preferences and become one with
the masses like what they like love what
they love isn't this fun step 4 stop
being ahead of your time and start
having the time of your life the most
financially successful artists make
their fortunes challenging only a few
mainstream conventions if any step 5
you've completed your masterpiece now
find the right corporate interest to
sell out to it's time to carefully weigh
your personal values against your
monetary potential sometimes it helps to
imagine a scale made of diamonds a big
part of selling out is knowing when to
do it keep an eye out for deep pockets
and avoid internet startups step 6 sign
on the dotted line mr. Commercial Appeal
congratulations you're a starving artist
no more it's everything you ever dreamed
of did you know the clash the who led
zeppelin you to the Ramones sting and
even Bob Dylan have been paid for
allowing their music to be used in
advertising flick back
