in today's episode of GTA 5 RP we're
setting up Hilda and taco on a little
date but little do they know we're on
our way to pick up buddy that I
convinced buddy that held which is his
girlfriend is cheating on him hey buddy
hey yeah oh yeah yeah yeah was it me
good to see that you're you know having
a lot of fun after our relationship
ended okay listen to cry myself to sleep
yeah I'm been crying you are more moody
drive more people you're balding and you
got like six chins my guy good balding
Garrett what's the deal but why'd you
bring her around here man not bode well
I just wanted you to see through your
own eyes bro see what she's telling
herself you know like she was in the
front seat with taco trifling out here
scuse me what the [ __ ] are we talking
about
hey listen got a dead cat up there yeah
that can't call me the n-word not to
kill it no I'm getting the phone duty
kill like that this is a dead cat holy
it's a dead cat
well the [ __ ] kills a cat listen Hilda
let's be real here did you leave buddy
to date taco because honestly I could
see that being a thing I got a
this one girl okay what I'm judge judge
can ask you a question judge if you're a
woman who would you rather date taco or
buddy buddy
thank you so what you're saying is Hilda
isn't a woman wait she dating taco now
damn right I want you to know like
anyone you to find out like this yo
buddy can you come up here please
I mean you guys know work this out buddy
can you explain this okay well well
buddy buddy buddy you don't need to
explain anything Hilda can you explain
what's going on between you and taco
first okay excuse me Gary what the [ __ ]
is your problem you yeah I was standing
with you having a cigarette when that
guy had these [ __ ] polo Joe at the
pier why do you always put me on this
weird ass spot huh you're the one that's
rolling up to buddy in a car with
another black dude sitting in the front
with him and the dude is telling us that
you're sleeping with them so we're just
trying to get down to the story here
right what's really going on all right
are you playing my boy buddy here
because we're about to open up a
business we're about to be millionaires
and you're missing out on the
opportunity of a lifetime
you know why sweetie all the money I got
in my bank I don't need [ __ ] from you or
him just because your mom I got more
users I'm [ __ ] Facebook doesn't mean
that I do it all right
dang what she's leaving yep your
girlfriend is left with with Judd by the
way honestly at this point I kind of
hope she dies so I couldn't care less
really honestly at this point guys we're
just better off sucking each other's
dicks Wow
so get up now what do you do easy peasy
boys are about to break in now we set up
my friend with Hilda and we tried
pranking her and it sort of worked so
I'm gonna break into some house and see
what we get let me get some good stuff
and there's no dog you if there's a dog
here we are
all right the guy sleeping in the
bedroom we have to rob this house
without getting caught to be pretty easy
even though I'm like bleeding right now
I hope we don't die that'd be bad a
Nokia cell phone what else we got gold
chains the crypto key all right so let's
search the jewelry box now the jewelry
box might have some goods for us so
let's see what happens
give me something good come on brother
come on brother
something good something good PSPs let's
go baby what else we got another Nokia
phone and that's it for the jewelry box
so if we are too loud in here it
actually wakes up the dude that's laying
down in bed and then we go to jail we
don't want to go to jail that's a no-go
but what we do want to do is you want to
be able to have enough stuff that we can
sell and today I hope to be able to do
some pawn shop stuff fingers crossed
more scrap items and nothing got scrap
items but we didn't sucks I just utter
leaving my inventory for now
alright we're searching the TV cabinet
give me some good stuff give me some
good stuff a gameboy yikes it let starts
oh shoot
makes me a lot of noise I just made a
lot of noise dudes that's bad so when
you make noise it like it can wake up
the guy that's sleeping in the house and
then he can call the cops on you way to
be super careful ray-ban sunglasses guys
it's exactly what I needed dudes more
Ray Ban sunglasses
who the hell stores Ray Ban sunglasses
in the frickin kitchen this dude is just
knocked out cold I don't see a safe
either let's search this storage the
search this little cage and then let's
get out of here this dude's past I don't
know I doesn't even hear me dudes I'm
right here literally right here
I had nothing in it so we searched in
the bed oh they be super careful
this dudes knocked out he must have had
a really long night
uh-oh that's the police it should be
good
ayyy would we get gold baby Oh
I mean DS heard somebody pull up outside
oh god oh god
gotta go hey who the hell's this guy oh
my god help me help me please he's
attacking me officer you gotta help me
thank you
he's down what's going on sir what are
you doing over here what's going on sir
I own electronic stores face the fence
yeah sure what's going on yeah yeah no I
do I swear what what's going on put your
hands up for me that's all you're gonna
be detained for questioning all right I
have the right to remain silent
did you do or say can and will be used
against you in a court of law you have
the right to an attorney
can't afford an attorney will be
provided by the state available
understand this right sir
yeah what's going on officer well what's
going on is that I see you in front of
that just been burglar dropping stuff in
the street and you're dropping more
stuff over here officer see what
happened is that gentleman that just
attacked me was violating my rights he
attacked me because I did not give him a
proper estimate for his electronics that
he was selling me you checked the yellow
pages sir my name is Garret jobless I
run a very notorious electronics
business here in the city that buys and
sells electronics and we've been sort of
getting these phony PS PS and game boys
and I came to this gentleman's house to
discuss these problems I've been having
with the things he sold me because with
every person that sells electronic items
to me I am forced by law to keep their
information on file upon doing so I
arrived at the gentleman's house knocked
on his door spoke to him and because I
told him that he sold me fake PS PS and
electronics he got very upset
Sahra attacking with the hammer next
thing you know I am met with you guys
thankfully right outside the house and
Here I am in the protection of the
police so Thank You officer why do you
keep dropping electronic
because where you keep dropping
electronic because they're fake
electronics that I have no use for them
they belong to him and now that you guys
tase him and he's bleeding out over
there he doesn't even need them anymore
so I don't want them well listen sir why
didn't you just keep those in your
pocket and hand them over to us as
evidence they just dropping them
willy-nilly across the street not even
in a dumpster or anything evidence for
what no evidence for somebody providing
a fake deal to you yeah but the thing is
officer it's such a petty crime I would
have to go to the small claims court and
the court system here in the city isn't
the greatest as you may know you've made
ran into some court issues I personally
have done so myself and I always find
myself going through this long jaded
court system and honestly it was only a
couple hundred bucks so I wasn't gonna
go to that whole court process instead I
was gonna come to the gentleman's house
speak to him about these electronics
that he sold to me and unfortunately
turns out he wasn't happy that I found
out they were fake these I'm telling you
officer these Russians they think they
can just come into those Santos and sell
these counterfeit products as if they're
legit and I won't stand for it as a
small business owner here in Los Santos
I am NOT interested in these ridiculous
things that they try to do to a sell is
there any way you can what can we do
about this gentleman that's now knocked
out all all we can do right now sir is
I'm gonna ask you a very nice question
you know sir I know all I have is a
knife for my protection of the
electronics store look quick yeah of
course okay you seem to have large bulge
in your pocket of it is that a knife yes
sir yes yeah go for it check-check away
all right I'm moving over there my car
while my partner finishes cleaning out
that house and yeah that's great thank
you Dad no no involvement with the call
of a burglary going now right at this
house and maybe that was the owner
cheating you're out with a hammer cuz
you robbing this place
officer think of it like this you get
caught doing a crime right the first
thing you do is try to pawn off the
crime to somebody else now officer this
man right here clearly was caught in the
illegal act of well not illegal but a
morally wrong of selling me phony
products and well I caught him and now I
I guess he called you guys
to try to pin this whole thing on on me
but guess what he got the shorter the
end of the stick he's the one knocked
out corn in his driveway alright mister
mister job this summer I'm gonna give
you the benefit of the doubt this time
alright since EMS is quite busy right
now I'm gonna right away sir by James
IVA water bottle I am extremely thirsty
I do not I haven't even had a chance to
drink water and my food levels are
pretty low but uh hey officer I'm gonna
cut you loose I'm gonna let you up a
little bit of advice yeah I catch you at
night in the same situation you're going
to jail sir sir I told you know what
I'll do next time ain't daylight the
thing is a lot of these people work
during the day so I have to come at
night but what I can do next time
officer is out three well one let you
guys know that I'm gonna be in the area
speaking with these individuals if
they've sold anything to my store all
right perfect
will do officer thank you so much you
guys have a great night mr. mr. Joe
bless you you're free to go go go go
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don't know if you know how to do this if
you hold you flex your W muscle and hit
your space at the same time we're gonna
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