How to not cheat on your boyfriend wikihow
HOW TO CATCH A CHEATER (according to WikiHow)
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lot because of its sheer wide-spreading
nature wikiHow also has some weird
articles today I want to focus on the
relationship articles and specifically
how to tell if your boyfriend is
cheating not only does it give great
advice but it also has some of the
finest artwork this side of the 20th
century Vincent van Gogh is quaking in
his skinniness I'm not great with slang
he's a litte skinny Quaker legend now
this article is specific to how to tell
if your boyfriend is cheating and that's
important you can't switch these two
around because it's different really
didn't mean for my voice to get that
high I apologize for possibly hurting
your jobs because it's different it was
at this moment he knew he [ __ ] up the
difference is girls and guys cheat
differently and the signs are different
between girls and guys as well we'll
cover that in a second but method one to
finding out if your boyfriend is
cheating on you is to examine his
behavior look at this guy he is a
cross-eyed green polo shirt wearing
douchebag I don't think he's cheating I
think he's just stupid
he's like an iguana man
you how do you look two separate ways
simultaneously look at this guy okay I'm
gonna ask you a serious question just on
a scale of one to ten how confident are
you that this guy is cheating without
knowing who he is or his relationship
status or anything about him really
besides the clothes that he wears and
the faces that he makes I can say with
the 10 certainty then he's cheating no
guy who doesn't have a super secret to
hide and makes this face when he comes
in the door oh here's a good sign
notice if he becomes more secretive and
here's a picture of jacksFilms looking
all pensive see this is what we're
getting into the differences between
girls and guys guys we look like we're
scheming stuff when we're just thinking
about stupid [ __ ]
this guy in the picture here the girls
looking at him like he's got secrets to
hide and he's thinking hard about
something but what he's really thinking
about is I just want to go home and play
for tonight haven't played in three days
I start now I could pull an epic
all-nighter I do have to work tomorrow
[ __ ] it I'm just gonna call in sick or
what if Hogwarts really exists and I
just don't know about it wait that would
make me a muggle you gross
moles notice if he has become less
affectionate this dude's over here
wearing a wikiHow shirt there's
literally a wikiHow for everything and
now they have merchandise in fact is
there a wikiHow for how to get away with
cheating how to get away with cheating
wiki how how not to get caught cheating
14 steps with pictures look for any
behavior that is out of the ordinary
like dissy comb his hair in a part in a
side part like this attack on titan
character does this observation here
tells you that if your boyfriend is
doing any of these things he may be
cheating on you these things include
buying gifts for no reason going out of
his way to be helpful or caring picking
fights with you
being more moody smelling different
paying extra attention to his appearance
saying different phrases that he usually
would not wait a second he's a litte
skinny Quaker legend oh my god how much
here now on to evaluating your
relationship you're done looking for the
warning signs now it's time to evaluate
the relationship for example you're
gonna want to determine the quality of
your interactions not only should you
evaluate the amount of time you spend
with your boyfriend but the quality of
that time is important does he spend the
entire time in a beater
looking out of a window once you're done
evaluating your relationship it's time
to find the evidence yeah for example
stalking his social media this
recommends that you go through his
social media to see if he's talking to
anyone that you don't know see what he's
liking what he's favorite see that I can
get behind you just you just keeping
track your subs Irving his online
profile that's normal that's not weird
but wikiHow takes it a step further go
through his phone wait until your
boyfriend is sleeping or in the bathroom
and grab his phone this will be
difficult if he takes his phone with him
everywhere he goes if you do not know
his password try to cuddle with him and
look over his shoulder when he puts it
in spired him for his passwords Jesus
that's some espionage [ __ ] if he has a
thumb scanner while he's in the kitchen
cooking get behind him with chloroform
and knock him out cut off his thumb and
then log into his phone that way
wikiHow not only wants you to buy their
wikiHow shirts which are super
fashionable just like my ear mite your
shirt Hey ladies you wouldn't cheat on
me right not if I'm looking like this
but it also wants you to write down and
journal any changes this will help you
compile evidence of his cheating and
determine the times dates excuses given
etc they want you to compile evidence
like you're gonna make some sort of
court case like a little cheating diary
that's so cute where is that everybody
say it with me
dad ass oh hey honey how was your day
what did you have for lunch oh you went
to Geno's pizzeria
oh that's interesting was it your first
time going there it is oh how
interesting is that
cuz the according to my notes on October
34th
you said that you went to Geno's
pizzeria with Tommy Johnny and Mikey you
and your Italian friends you had four
slices of sausage pizza and you left at
precisely 3:21 and I called the
restaurants they confirmed you were
there some cheating partners may be
using cheating websites like me to cheat
or i hook up who I've never are those
real sites so I did a little research
and it turns out that both of these are
real meat the cheese looks like a
website that was built in 2005 and then
hasn't been updated a single time since
they launched except to add the
distinction that they were the top pick
by the flirt experts in 2016 me to cheat
is the oldest and one of the largest
agencies for married dating on the
internet hundreds of thousands of people
from all around the world have already
confided in us and found the right
partner for an affair among our members
make no compromises except your morals
and trust the premium internet contact
agency for an anonymous and discreetly
organized affair discreetly organized
there they're selling affairs what is
wrong with the world and then also how
do I sign up trying to bang a married
chick method three monitor his activity
download spy software to his computer at
- GPS 100 - his car or track him with
his phone [ __ ] you are crazy if you
have to go to this length then you're
just not in a trusting relationship it's
not gonna work out even if he's not
cheating it's not gonna work you can
also bait your boyfriend aka catfishing
by using the fake account to friend him
on Facebook if he's using Facebook you
should probably break up with him
anyways he's just he's just stuck in
2008 anyways if you're really crazy you
could also set up the ideal opportunity
for him to cheat entrapment is what
that's called and that is illegal when
police when they're trying to capture a
criminal you can't you can't set up an
opportunity you can't come up to them
and be like hey you want to buy drugs
and then be like ah you tried to buy
drugs and if worse comes to worse you
can always consider hiring a private
investigator you say your boyfriend's
cheating on you well you came to the
right place just let me ask how did you
hear about my business
Wiki ha ha ha you wouldn't be the first
you're helping people by reading wikiHow
yeah you're helping all the private
investigators that need work just for
kicks let's see what how not to get
caught cheating what that article looks
like the first part is basically like a
maybe think twice about what you're
about to do because it can have severe
emotional harm and then step twos like
oh you thought about it and you're still
in a moral piece of [ __ ] well yeah
perfect I'll just teach you all the
tricks now clear browser history but
only partially ok good tip good to buy a
prepaid cell phone they literally want
you to buy a burner phone man isn't that
super suspicious if you get caught with
a burner phone cheating is like the best
thing that you could be doing otherwise
you're like a drug kingpin or a hitman
by separate birth control just so that
you don't deplete your stock of condoms
or whatever other birth control you're
using that's actually kind of smart part
to throwing off their suspicion laugh at
their suspicion instead of getting mad
just laugh at them oh you think I'm
cheating it stop the affair or put it on
holds oh never stop how to never stop
wikiHow you know there's one way to
avoid all this you know to avoid
all the suspicion and all the sneaking
around and that would be to not cheat
just don't cheat guys yeah right like
we're like about you know seriously you
should definitely not cheat because
loyalty is a prized trait I hope you
guys enjoyed this foray into affairs
come back on Sunday and I'll have my
next movie commentary video up that's a
popular series on my channel I hope you
have a lovely day and guys seriously
stop cheating no seriously stop though
it's messed up no Dylan stop
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