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those kang announcements are getting on
my nerves
fake news reports are being circulated
saying people don't like being part of
chronopolis
stupid king
sorry i was in my own world there but
you know not in the same way that jerk
kang is who's he think he is uprooting
everyone from their homes and dumping
them in his own private amusement park
it really bombs my a
still nothing we can do about it i guess
except keep taking out his goons when
they crop up it just makes me so mad
come on i need to go hit stuff let's
find some troublemakers and put a stop
to them
now we're talking come on
won't take as long to find some of those
creeps
over there
who do they think they are i'll teach
you to bother defenseless people
so it's come to this yeah
this is for the time that guy smashed up
my guitar
i know it wasn't you
but he sort of looked like you
all right that felt pretty good
let's keep going
more of them
we gotta stop them why are you doing
this huh
you really want to test my mood
back home i was a best-selling author
oh
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that all of them
i'm not gonna rest until i wipe them all
out
what's eating you
there
another gang of those things
i got a message for your so-called
leader
the a stands for angry
i am one angry bomb
where can i get me one of them
hope today's a quiet one
i'll smash you all the pieces where are
they let me add them
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this is for the time i got given weird
powers against my will
and this is for the time i got them
taken away again
i used to volunteer down to finally
welfare
but they can't show
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where can i get me one of them
futuristic portables
whoa
that was intense
i don't know what came over me there i
just
got so mad and all i wanted to do was do
something crazy like punch a boulder or
something man i can't keep acting this
way
i'm just gonna end up scaring the people
i'm trying to save
and then i'm no better than kang
what i need is the help of some chill
dude to help me keep my anger in check
but who
actually
doesn't wonder man have a pretty laid
back view nowadays
you think he can help me out
i wonder if he's still hanging out over
by the avengers mansion
don't worry
i'm all right now
but i'm definitely gonna talk to wonder
man about this rage problem
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rational thinking to the rescue
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history but this is definitely one of
the weirder things that's happened
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it's all he ever talks about
i was in egypt the other day and it took
forever to explain to this woman where i
was from
she kept thinking i was saying hello to
her or something
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i wonder if that researcher ever
finished her experiment i want to evolve
already
recreate creatures with
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can you please
but then i remember
get you here
oh what have i got myself into
oh what if i got myself into uh i don't
know why i agreed to this in the first
place my dad was the wrestler not me
but i don't want to disappoint the crowd
by backing out now
still it won't be much of a match
without my wrestling partner and it
looks like they were no-show i mean
unless it's you i don't like to jump to
conclusions but you don't look like much
of a wrestler to me but maybe you prove
me wrong eh what do you say jesse you
want to go around
yeah that's what i'm talking about time
to get this party started
sorry about the delay folks apparently
one of our contestants had a little
trouble finding the place or maybe some
last-minute nerves who can say anyway in
the red corner
we have the messothala from mexico
arachnido
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junior
and in the blue corner
we have uh who's that again ah who cares
rustler the wrestler
yeah and in the yellow corner
yes there's a yellow corner we have a
whole bunch of scorpions
wait what
nobody said anything about fights oh
well this doesn't seem like a fair fight
let's just team up and focus on the
scorpions for now
and it looks like our neato and uh
russell have made a feline for the
scorpions or should that be a scorpion
line
one of our combatants say let the ring
there's a penalty for that how you doing
over there
hey you're back
maybe wait till we deal with the
scorpions before your next bathroom
break and russell has returned to the
rings presumably back from taking out
some last-minute scorpion insurance
the crowds seem to be enjoying
themselves
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well i hope the folks watching at home
are enjoying this
wait this isn't getting livestreamed at
all is it oh when i get my hands on that
guy
how many of these things are there
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our dynamic duo are making short work of
those scorpions but there are more where
that came from
oh
those scorpions are scorpy guns
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okay i'm getting word that these may
actually be the last of our scorpions
which is my cue to lead i don't want to
be around with no
lousy ugh
ah forget him
let's just one of our combatants say let
the ring
there's a penalty for that you know and
that penalty hey you're back and russell
has returned to the ring presumably back
from taking out the last-minute scorpion
insurance i think we got them all
nice work amigo it's just a shame that
scorpion guy got away story my life i
guess i gotta say though i think you and
i make a pretty good team let me know if
you want to buddy up again sometime
spotted a crime taking place in your
area if you aren't too busy
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