hey guys u.s. cobra here and today we're
doing a super simple super real glitch
how to get the regen more - every single
time you're gonna run in this room and
ballistic knife this bullseye if you
miss the bullseye on your first try a
clown will come out and rape your family
three times in a row hit the left side
hit the right side dive up against the
box and you should get this old ugly
piece of garbage but no one wants the
old ray gun you pee that little [ __ ]
by the box again run over here and hit
this quick of a machine like your dad
hits you and you should get the eight
AAA whatever the hell shoot this
question mark twice shoot this question
mark twice and shoot the middle twice
just like that buy the box again and you
should get the hammer now we're gonna
run downstairs and sing a little song to
this teddy bear it goes a little
something like this I'm a Barbie girl in
the Barbie world life in plastic it's
fantastic I'm adopted pass the salt I'm
gonna run back upstairs ugly ass crawler
do a spin around him you should get the
teddy bear shoot him in the crotch twice
one for each testicle we're gonna run to
the other side of the map they're gonna
buy the box again run a few circles jump
over the ugliest crawler and you
shouldn't get the m8a1
now we're gonna walk over here and draw
some Illuminati symbols to make sure the
game knows we're doing the glitch I'm
gonna shoot a circle right there shoot
another circle right next to it and then
you're a big circle like an oval under
there you go that's some fresh heart
work jump over the crawler and now we
need to get the monkeys for the next
part so it took me a while I won round
19 now and there's our good old friend
the monkey we're gonna grab him from the
box and we're gonna let him speak to us
let's listen closely
yo-yo ball sack muncher I'm back from
the dead if you want to prove your
worthiness goal and moonless to fine ass
[ __ ] on bait and I will help you get
your [ __ ] eat on little ol lol so now we
need to molest a finance aw be these two
are already getting at it but let's join
it on the fun hold down square if you're
on ps3 hold down X if you're on Xbox to
molest if you're on the Wii U just
kidding
and complete ding-ding-ding you did a
very good job molesting that corner
working or now you must get his nipper
rifle and 360 noscope the mystery box
like the little beer chitters do it now
just like that
all right close enough we did it now
we're gonna throw a monkey let him speak
again good job you should join the faze
clan I hear they are hiring [ __ ] like
you lalalala now spend the box once more
and you will get your ray gun Merc - all
right so now we're just gonna buy the
box
here comes our - I hope you guys enjoyed
this glitch surprise I made it all up us
Cobra you were one big dumb [ __ ] but I
must tell you something I love you son
yes I am your dad you dumb dildo son I
loved you more than anything and I want
to stick my Robo monkey Winer in both
your ears at the same time I love you
too dad but can I still get the regen
mark - every time
alone alone will kill yourself