alright guys I'm gonna show you an old
cowboy trick and one thing about comic
tricks is they can get you in a lot of
trouble so there's some disclaimers here
so take a look at this
so say you got your your trailer and
your truck all loaded up and you're
ready to haul some cattle and you call
the farmer okay I'm gonna bring you some
cow and you ready to go and you find
that you lock the keys in the truck yeah
so what do you do
so there's several ways you can get in
probably easiest is just pick up a rock
break the window pop the button that's
kind of expensive though because you got
a broken window
I've actually called some locksmith and
what they do is they get in here and
some vehicles I don't know if you could
do it on this one but you can kind of
try to pry the window and then get in
there with you know something you see on
the movies though they'll pull off the
antenna and then they'll stick it in and
pop the button I don't know if that
would work on this vehicle but there's
an easy way to do it in a quick way and
first of all I should tell you that if
you're opening a vehicle you should
really make sure it's your own vehicle
or you have permission because something
so simple can get you in a lot of
trouble so the thing that kind of
brought to my attention today is I went
down to town for some feed for the cows
and there's all these people standing
around this Jeep trying to trying to get
into it and and they actually had metal
crowbars and they were trying to pry and
I thought for sure they were gonna break
the window and I thought they probably
didn't want one more person from the
peanut gallery trying to chime in but
here's a really simple way and it works
really well especially if you have women
especially moms
with a big purse and you know the big
person has everything you know if even
the kitchen sink so you go up to the
ladies and you say hey is uh would you
happen to have any dental floss in that
purse and I just happen to have some
dental floss right here and what you do
with the dental floss I'm using my
toolbox is a tripod you basically take
out a nice long section I'd say it works
with straight I've always done it with
string I've never really tried dental
floss but I'm sure it will so then what
you want to do is you want to tie a
slipknot and it has to be a slipknot and
I don't know if it's gonna work real
good with this dental floss because what
you really need is a slipknot that's not
gonna slip very easy this may slip a
little too easy so what you do with this
is you basically put it up I can do it
with one hand behind my back
right in where the door closed and kind
of work it in this way like so and
actually you could probably do it where
you don't have the dental floss and then
just kind of work it down inside and see
it's you know I don't know if you can
see what the glare very much but it's
actually inside the window and what you
want to do is it only works with
vehicles with knobs and you want to get
that Slipknot down by the knob so
there's the Slipknot right there and the
trick is is to bring it down to the knob
and oh yep definitely have to have a lot
of string on the side cuz it has to go
almost flat
I don't know if I can do this with one
hand behind my back seat it's getting
closer than I'm right there and it works
if you open up the slipknot before you
stick it in the window huh this might be
kind of hard to get it on oh and I lost
my string so yeah so normally I have two
hands and I won't lose this string and
then actually I can pull it out this way
but I big scrap to start over and you
can see just pulling it out I lost the
slipknot it actually works better on a
string that's not waxed but I want to
try this with two two hands and see if I
can get it over there now all right so
actually since its dental floss that
I've never used before I actually tied a
knot that's not to slip knot and you can
see right there and you can see it this
is kind of the angle so you have to make
sure your string is long enough so it's
down by the handle all the way up to
here and from here basically you just
pull up on it and my car there's an
alarm so make sure when you're doing
this it's your own car
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